Risqué on the Menu
Her Geek Mistress said that we should be more clear. And it never pays to ignore any Mistress, let alone a Geek One, just so you know.
Now some of us could certainly have pulled rank and pointed out that we're perfectly fine with just the Flash directions, but the only person with sufficient rank to do so also happens to know that in addition to her technical prowess, Bijou just happens to be the best damned baker we've met in our entire lives. And we're pretty damned old, even without using dog years. Also, we love the homemade "extra" stuff she always brings to the office after a weekend of frenetic baking. ... Consequently, we would be happy to explain.

This is a moment in time when the Menu Bar is closed.

This represents a different moment in time, with the Menu Bar open.
If you click on one of the yellow tabs in the closed Menu Bar, it will open up. Then, you can click on various items shown when the menu bar is open and you can jump to different areas of the site. Whenever you feel like it, you can click on the darker blue heading areas to close the Menu Bar again and get it out of your way. It's a beautiful thing.
So we clear?
And you know why else we went to all this trouble just for Bijou? If you've been around awhile, you can probably tell that we have a bit of the old South in us, and so in that grand tradition, we'll drag out a colloquialism that fits right nice here, as they say: When Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
