Welcome to the a Risque Business Membership Tour

If you have to get up early on a Saturday, let us suggest spending the day watching Devinn, Inari, and Kristal have all kinds of sex. It doesn't make up for everything, but D. Minion seems to have enjoyed the experience. Then again, D. Minion enjoys old Sonny and Cher albums. We think Devinn, Inari, and Kristal having sex is better. Read all about the weird guy that shaves his entire body. [For the record: D. Minion officially protests the use of the word "weird." Overruled.]

Homer has The Iliad and The Odyssey; Dostoevsky has Crime and Punishment; Tolstoy, of course, has War and Peace, and Michner has every book he's ever written. D. Minion has the story of the January 2001 conventions in Las Vegas.

Wow! Not only did we have a rare Russian sighting this week, but Shayla brought by the last 50 pictures of her orgy at the Lifestyles Convention. We're pretty sure that next time Nina and Shayla invite us to a party, we're going. For those of you waiting for the big finale, here it is. For those of you that weren't waiting, when you check out the scene, you'll be waiting for the next one. Shayla's cool.

Risqué News rears its confused head again with a story and pictures that have nothing to do with each other. Ah to see the world as we do. The story concerns the trip to Las Vegas for the conventions and how Devinn's really to blame for D.Minion losing her cell phone. D.Minion gets fired. The pictures have to do with wanting to try out a really cool new lens we bought. Kristal Summers gets naked. If nothing else, we entertain ourselves!

We've never been much on the concept of Freudian slips, but after coming across D.Minion's posting before she left for the holidays, it occurs to us that perhaps there might be something to the concept. We think maybe we subconsciously meant to leave this out. We also think we love our job, and thus must occasionally just do as we're told. But, wow, talk about being tied to the umbilical chord. Actually, let's not. You can read about it if you must, but we recommend the recap of Devinn Lane's New Year's Party. Then we suggest you move right on to Shayla's next shots of her swinger's fest. Aren't we just the helpful ones today? Well, we're helpful to members. We basically just taunt the rest of them. We're like that.

Shayla came by the office and dropped off some pictures from the 25th Anniversary of the Lifestyles Convention. She said she had over 100 pictures to put up, but she only brought by 20 this time ... the little tease! Oh well ... we have to learn to be satisfied with what we can get from these sexy women. There'll be more soon!

We're anticipating a bit of a lag in postings, since the vast majority of our worker bees will be heading off to Las Vegas for the next week, covering the adult internet convention "Internext" and then the Adult Video News convention, you know: "The Event Formerly Associated with CES." Anyway in honor of Shayla's pending induction into the AVN Hall of Fame we humble (well if you use the term very loosely) folks at Risqué have compiled three generations, as it were, of vision. Shayla provides another look back with archived on the set photos from Sorority Sex Kittens and Fountain of Innocence. A guest reviewer plugs into Adult Diary's Insider with a look back at early Risqué members Chasey Lain and Kaylan Nicole being Wicked, and Juli lends us some more contemporary shots from her newest release Consenting Adults. So you have Nina, Shayla, and Juli, AND Chasey, Kaylan, and Taren Steele. Enjoy! Take your time, and we'll be back soon with the inside scoop you've come to expect.