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Well, we did warn you that the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo reports were about upon us, so at least we're not hitting you completely out of the blue here. That said, Uncle Gibby has thoughtfully begun to burst the dam with only a trickle from Day One today. He had grander plans, truth be told, but as it turns out creating projects for your friends and creating projects for web publication happen to be completely different animals. As does our old buddy Georgia Adair, though, Gibby does hail from the often bitterly cold state of Wisconsin, and we can tell you that the "frozen brain" syndrome at least comes up in the conversation when you're enquiring about rationale, née excuse, in these sorts of situations. Still, he has a fine sense of adventure (or else he would have run from the rest of us screaming in terror, like most sane people do) and he has an excellent serendipitous flair when it comes to providing opportunity for a dazzling intermission. After seeing his words in print here, you should know, odds are good that Gibby will then set about wondering why he couldn't accidentally get this beautiful women in his home instead of finding himself watching her from it. Yeah, we've all felt that on occasion around here; we consider it just one of the oddities of porn life. Cheer up, Gibby. It could be worse: You could live in London.

Basically 'tis a story of a Message Board gone awry today, but we do have Heather Vandeven (Vuur) being a distraction from the deep sense of gloom and despair. Also, we have Dee, Inari Vachs, and a bit of Devinn Lane playing the part of Young Louvres. … We're still crazy here, in case you were wondering.

For some reason Friday The Thirteenth seems to be a festive day for our illustrious leader here at risqué. That could, of course, be due to the rather unusual name that his hippie parents anointed him with, or it could be because we find ourselves once again discussing life on a lesbian porn set. Whatever the case, it does make for a dandy day, ancient superstitions aside. Since we also have a reputation for honesty around here, we should probably also point out that our leader could perhaps be more illustrative than illustrious, though. Still, with enough beautiful naked women in the mix, who really cares?

Consider today a public service announcement on "Acceptable Hazing" methods if you will. Of course since we're talking about Maverick's jet-lagged haze as he prepared for the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, and we're essentially using Jenna Haze in some admirable illustrative enterprises, some people in "The Public" might not find this announcement all that helpful (or appropriate if you want to know the truth). Basically, though, we've learned to ignore those people. They're depressing.