Welcome to the a Risque Business Membership Tour

Freeways in Los Angeles can be quite entertaining places — at least if you’re the type to let traffic bother you very much. We got behind one of those tricked out SUV’s this week, the kind where the guy makes up for what he lacks in testicles with the tire size on his truck. You’ve seen them. … Well, this one had a license plate that said, “NVRGLTY” leading us to the conclusion that the owner was either a criminal defense attorney, or a six-year-old bully — not that those two psychological states differ all that much really. Still it did make us wonder about how occasionally looks can in fact be deceiving, much as the case with Nick Manning’s photography today. Of course the fact that Nick chose Dee as his subject helps a lot. People can get away with many things if they illustrate with Dee naked, after all.

Of “Cats, Tats, & Fantasy Begats” tells the tale this time around, although we do attempt to clarify that theme just a bit. Now if you have been a member for much time at all, you might be more than a bit dubious regarding our clarification skills, a stance really that we’d have a hard time arguing with, sadly enough. We do have fun, though, and how many people can say that about their lives every day?

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya. … Pip. Pip. … Cheerio. … Well, that’s a sticky wicket, wat? … To we self-absorbed Americans, most foreign expressions said with an accent that sound kinda-sorta like the Beatles must mean it’s British. Of course most Americans would probably have a hard time pointing out Ireland on the globe, but hopefully they could at least get Australia right — even if they do think Crocodile Dundee sounds like he’s from London. Fortunately on this lovely holiday, we ignore all the foolish American tendencies and leap right into the leprechaun spirit with our annual mammalian — so to speak — salute: “Erin Go Braless!” … In case you’re curious, this has less to do with having hair on our bodies or being born alive than it does that whole breast feeding thing. We never quite grow out of that fascination, you know.

The power of words tends to hold a rarified significance around here, as any Member could tell you certainly. As Maverick takes 247AdultStars further into the modern world with his porn star interview system, we take the opportunity to consider old-fashioned newspaper publication versus the contemporary digital approach. Bottom line: You have to be more careful if your company uses actual ink to deliver its message. To quote Ann Landers, “The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven’t thought of yet.” … And we’d venture to say that not many adult web sites quote Ann Landers, actually. … Yet that remains only a small part of what makes us odd.

Invoking the Deities today we further contribute to the science of modern friendship by visualizing a new method of keeping one’s furniture clean. OK. So technically we’re just sending Maverick best wishes on his next shoot and watching Cytherea on the next kitchen table in her squirting quest, but grandiose explanations tend to abound here, truth be told. On our way to a shoot last week we ended up behind a car with a bumper sticker that read, “Slay the Dragon of Ignorance.” A voice from the back seat quipped, “Well, we would, but we don’t know where it is.” … And that pretty much sums up the“aRB” view of life certainly.