Go Broncos!

Go Broncos

I went to the office and happily began going through pictures in boxes, in folders, on tables, on computers. I thought something about FOOTBALL would be appropriate, although I kept getting distracted by all the beautiful women and sex and stuff. [That happens.]

Eureka! I finally found it! Photos of the beautiful Kristal Summers in a teeny tiny shirt and itty bitty shorts throwing a FOOTBALL! And some of her hiking a FOOTBALL! (How do you think Peyton Manning would like lining up behind Kristal instead of Manny Ramirez? Hee, hee, hee!) [Well, anyone that understands the game at all could tell you that Peyton would never be in shotgun formation again, and those would be some LONG snap counts.]

Oh, I also discovered some pictures of Ms. Summers pretending to play baseball, that I decided to add to this story. There’s no such thing as TOO MUCH Kristal! And besides, Lucky doesn’t follow the Colorado Rockies, so when would we have a chance to post them? [Ah-HA! We knew we had not completely wasted all the sports knowledge we have been trying to pour into D.Minion’s ever-resistant brain. Speaking of sports knowledge, you may be able to note that Kristal appears to be holding an autographed football, but we cannot make out the signature. If anyone can figure it out, send D.Minion an email, and we’ll give you a Kristal Summers DVD — unless you happen to be a Richard Sherman fan. In that case just ask Richard where to get one. He seems to know everything else.] THE BALL

Go Broncos! Beat the [Panthers]! (And every other team you play [always]!) It will make Lucky’s life (and my life) much more pleasant! Of course, we’d be even happier if Kristal would visit us in her uniform and played football with us! [As wonderful as Photoshop can be, Kristal is much better.]

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Just a Suggestion

Sometimes just a slight modification can make all the difference.

[As you have probably figured out by now, reminding people of the much better looking members of our team constitutes the real objective of today’s editorial. Despite not one of them featuring even a single NFL stadium, you may find them slightly more entertaining. Kylie has superstar direction, Shayla has superstar participation, and Cytherea has … well … Harry (fortunately not naked). Speaking of Harry, as for the Giants, buddy, we worry about the old Hank Williams song, as it must have been tough being Peyton’s little brother: Poor Old Elijah, He Never Got a Kiss … ]

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