Rack to the Future

Rack to the Future

a very fine rackThe Risque October 21, 2015

by What About Boob?

As many of you have likely heard by now, in one of the Back to the Future movies the protagonist goes WAY forward in time … to October 21, 2015. [We will now pointedly ignore any consideration of how old we were when — or if — we saw this movie when it came out. In fact, now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure I’ve never even heard of Marty McFly. Michael J. Fox? Who’s he? … ]

As our title indicates, however, we hit upon what we consider to be a rather more interesting approach. [It also has the benefit of incorporating a pun, and if you know us at all, you know that this always makes it extra special — even without the nipples showing.]

Now we were going to do a little research and post an “up and dirty” primer on our take on topless behavior, but even a cursory start turned up a Wikipedia article surpassing 7,000 words on the topic. Not that anyone should consider Wikipedia a conclusive source for any potential topic, but all in all it seemed like it would be much easier just to link to this Topless Over Time gem. [Not all gems have equal value, as we know.]

Aside from learning that the apparently ironically named “Enlightenment” period was responsible for the general beating of nudity as a valuable societal option, we also learned that oddly enough the man famous for playing Tarzan in the 1930’s led the charge allowing men to go topless on beaches.* We can just imagine the conversation he had with his shirt that first fateful oceanside day: “Me Tarzan. You pain.” [Even if that story has no basis in fact, we still like it, and we did get another pun in, so there’s that.] … While you recover from that, we offer our Special Risque view of today with …

Rack to the Future … and Present … and Past … and Y’Know … Whatever

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