Welcome to our world. You may occasionally find it unusual. You may often find it odd. You will certainly find it entertaining. We do. … We did say “welcome” already, right?
Hopefully these sample stories will give you some sense of the beautifully-adorned existence that life in adult entertainment brings. If you have to be something, you might as well be risque.
Y’all be careful now, y’hear?
“Tails” of the Bloke Buttby Nobody Special
Let’s face it: The vast majority of guys have “butt” issues of one form or another. A great many apparently become fixated on poking their dicks in the pretty ones, at least in the case of female recipients, but the whole conversation screeches to a rapid halt when it comes to their own willingness to play anally.
All Hail Sasha! — or Oh, Hail No!by Just Plum Nome
If you’ve ever had a relationship with a co-worker that ended, you can empathize with the potential for discomfort such a situation presents. So if you happen to be, for example, a photographer on adult movie sets, and you happen to be dating, for example, a porn star, well, things can get really sticky, if you’ll pardon the expression.
by Oedipus Wrecks
We do not often provide book reports in these pages, but we do rather enjoy tales of women who succeed against all (Male Sexist Pig) odds. Consequently, when those two things happen to merge, well, we get out our fan-wear and start shouting to the rafters.
The Lexi Lexiconby Dazed and Confused
Despite what some people around here might have you believe, the annual Adult Entertainment Expo tends to excite us for more than simply the glut of sprinkle donuts. We get to connect with friends we have not seen in awhile, and sometimes we even get to meet stars that we have not had a chance to sit down and chat with over the year. [Yeah, those directors on set get all pissy when you are simply trying to have a nice chat with someone and they need them on set.]
Some dangers do exist, though, as meeting new people can result in creating even more confusion for our sadly simple brains. Mere “names” can be the source of the potentially greatest consternation as it turns out. [Just out of curiosity, can one have slight consternation?] Take for example the seemingly innocent — well, relatively, considering her chosen career path — woman pictured here. Many of us spent the entire week dreading the situation where one of us might meet and befriend this young lass. By all accounts she seems a perfectly wonderful woman, with the brains and desire to accomplish whatever she wishes in this business. But we have a more personal problem. [Wow. This is a lousy business for people with personal problems.]
Continue Reading RisqueSometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”
