December 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


Anyone can put together a boring old “year in review” sort of thing, and other than making you sad for all the people that died, they really don’t stick with you much. Think about it: How many things reviewed in 2013 do you still recall? … Taking our typically atypical approach at risqué, though, we have attempted what we hope will be a much more memorable exercise, that being a Rear In Review. Already adds a whole new dimension to rear view mirror, does it not? [STAR TAGS: ?]

Bye Bye 2013

If you happy to be friends with Shayla LaVeaux, you get to celebrate a lot at the end of December because she also has a birthday then. And for the record, never once has anyone even claimed to us that she was actually born in the spring. So that makes her really special! You [keep] Go[ing] Girl!  [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]


Shayla LaVeaux

Mele Kalikimaka … Feliz Navidad … Joyeux Noël … Frohe Weihnachten … Meri Kuri … even (allegedly) … Sheng Dan Kuai Le and С Рождеством … That certainly doesn’t cover everything, but it splatters it a bit, and many would say that’s essentially what we’re about around here at Risqué. … Basically, Merry Christmas, everyone, unless we can’t say that anymore either in which case, SHHHH[STAR TAGS: Caroline Pierce]

Merry Christmas

We must confess to being more than a little disappointed to learn that the trophy for our favorite college bowl game — “The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” — happens to be literally a bowl perfect for filling with potatoes. Worse yet, nowhere on this pedantic interpretation of the event does the trophy have engraved what should obviously be the event motto: This Spud’s for You. … No one ever really asks our opinion about important matters. It’s hard to believe, right? On the upside, commune friends do send Holiday Greetings, and we get to pass them along. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video,]

Stella Cox

You take four little words, say, Play Misty for Me, and you might come up with a surprisingly scary movie from a decade when people tended to pretend that Fonzi was tough. Change those four little words around, however, to Play for Me Misty and you get an entirely different feel for the experience — as it were. All in all, we like our version better. Clint probably would too, should anyone ask him. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Misty Rain Video, Caressa Savage Video, Felecia Video, Kim Kitaine Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Lucky Video]

Risque Leader and Distraction

We basically had to post on this day, because we’d have to wait 100 years for another 12-13-14 to come along, and who knows what will look like after another century? If nothing else, that column of years and months that serves as an index will be one truly complicated sucker. So with Kylie being ever the romantic, Cytherea giving us a potential reason not to hate traveling, and Maverick sharing adorable U.K. star Cate Harrington, we decided to go for it this year. Naturally this post should have gone live at exactly 10:11, and it probably did. It’s always 5:00 somewhere, right? [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Cytherea Video,]

Kylie Ireland

If you lack familiarity with the comic strip “B.C.” you may not be aware of the concept of being Zotted, but should you find yourself curious, you may certainly email D.Minion and she will fill you in. She has spent the better part of this weekend staying “far away” from all the irreverence on display today, and yet we feel confident she will in fact pay close attention to Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk, T.J. Hart, Summer Storm and Kate Frost once this risqué episode goes live on the web. Sometimes, as it turns out, people ignore all the really smart stuff we say and just pay attention to the beautiful, sexual, women. It boggles the mind, you know, unless the mind has already had its attention diverted. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk Video, TJ Hart Video, Kate Frost Video, Summer Storm Video]

Chasey Lain

Somehow it became December, and nobody told us. When you live without real seasons, dates can kind of sneak up on you, so people in California can be a little out of touch even without the whole lost in the porn business thing going on. Rest assured, however, that we have wonderful, amazing — stupendous, even — news on the horizon that will make all of our distractions seem understandable. The fact that this news has become a Christmas present rather than the originally intended Halloween present, well, we try not to think about that. Fortunately Victoria and Linn help us accomplish that mental feat. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video,, Michael Ninn]

Natalia Forrest