February 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/17/07

We’ve got another big trip down to LA planned, because Michael has decided that it’s a grand idea to shoot eight days in a row … because Michael is completely insane. That said, we figured we’d tag along anyway because odds are good that there’s going to be at least a few very interesting young women to talk to, and the fact that they’re likely to be scantily clad really doesn’t enter into the equation at all. OK. It might, but we were never very big fans of equations in general, so we plan on doing as little math as possible while we enjoy the ambiance. For your part, you can finally read about Redish’s big day with an also scantily clad Kristal Summers, and you can once again remind yourself about the value of genetics as you consider Anais. All in all, if this doesn’t keep you busy until we get back next weekend, then you can try solving equations for three variables or something, but don’t ask us for help. We’ll be hanging with the naked chicks – to hear what they have to say, of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Redish]

Why Redish got Red.
2/16/07

Sometimes after a big ol’ This is The Industry’s Biggest Convention of the Year kind of post, you just want something nice and simple. We were trying to do that today. … Unfortunately in perusing Chris Hall’s wonderful photos from Through Her Eyes, we noticed that all of the pictures are of particularly beautiful and alluring women, which by definition means that they are anything but simple. We didn’t have a better plan, though, so we’re posting them anyway. We are, however, including a time-honored caveat: Y’all be careful now. Y’hear? [FEATURED TAGS: Faith Leon, Shy Love, Sophia, Selina Draagen, Michael Ninn]

You gotta have Faith.
2/14/07

The train she was a slowin’ down as we headed into the end of the trip for Lon’s AEE story. But we now know a whole lot of things we didn’t know before – none of which will help in the slightest if we ever want to be on Jeopardy, by the way. Still we’ve now managed to finish this particular trek and we hid a little Dee (and Georgia Adair) bonus in there for the detective-types among you. (OK. It’s not really hidden that well, but let’s face it: Those two young ladies pretty much shine despite any shadowy intent.) [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Dee Video, Calian Curtis, Nicole Sheridan, Alexis Amore, Exclusive Audio, Exclusive Video, Lon]

This is neither Lon nor Maverick. We promise.
2/9/07

Do you know what’s better than a photo set of Inari Vachs wearing a fancy outfit with a bright green and white feather boa? Well, you probably guessed it, but if you didn’t it’s Inari Vachs NOT wearing a fancy outfit – with a bright green and white feather boa. Also, we have Days Two and Three from Lon at the AEE, but with all deference to our good friend, we’re thinking Inari naked might be more of a draw. Call it a hunch …. We call it “Inari, Unconstricted” … but we’re weird that way.  [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Exclusive Video, Lon, Risque News Insight]

Inari with nary a snake in sight.
2/5/07

We interrupt our regularly scheduled AEE coverage to bring you a bit of news (with a video celebration, naturally). As it turns out Heather (Vuur, or Vandeven, it remains to be seen) has been named Penthouse Pet of the Year. Gee. Who knew? While her magazine won’t “officially” be hitting the stands for a couple of weeks, we thought we’d provide this Public Service Announcement so that y’all might begin saving your pennies so that you may purchase one. We can probably even get you an autograph if you send it in and request it. We know people that know people, you know. Oh, and don’t worry. We’ll get back to Lon’s fascinating and technically marvelous Polaroids soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vurr Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Heather. Penthouse Pet of the Year.
2/3/07

Our bonus today includes 100 beautiful pictures of Ninn Worx’ contract star Heather. There is absolutely no reason that we would be talking about Heather this weekend, because that would be wrong. So don’t even think there’s a reason. We never do anything wrong, after all. Well, we did include Lon’s Day One of the AEE today too, and depending on your perspective, that might be “wrong” – but we’re pretty sure it’s not going to make anyone physically attack us or anything. Historically, by the way, that has been our internal barometer of “wrong” – which probably means yet another thing we’d rather not think about. We also talk about Froot Loops. We’ll just eat some of those rather than think too deeply. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jenna Jameson, Julia Ann, Sunrise Adams, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Audrey Hollander Audio, Faith Leon Audio, Exclusive Audio, Lon]

Heather Vuur, whom we just happend to mention this weekend. What a coincidence.
2/1/07

According to the take-out packaging at the local’s Wendy’s restaurant, a “Zedonk” is a cross between a male zebra and a female donkey. Implied in this description must be the logical assumption that a female zebra would kick the begeezus out of a male donkey if he tried to mount her. Now we don’t know what exactly Lon’s beginning of the AEE would be a cross between, and we’re pretty sure the one thing it doesn’t have is implied logical reasons buried in it. But it does represent a rather wacky example of our lives, and we get to see Dee naked for a bit, and that’s always nice. You have to consider that we may not be the best judges of things around here, though, as we thought “Zedonk” was the sound your rotweiller makes when the car it’s been chasing for months finally decides to stop in the road.  [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Dee, Jana Cova, Sunset Thomas, Lon]

Dee. One of our many pleasant diversions today.