Hang with a whole bunch of Risqué Folks!

It's time for the 2003 Members' Party.

Drum Roll, please ... Oh, and click on Elvis to buy tickets ...


Pictures are supposed to be worth a thousand words,
and that's not even counting the naked women, we're pretty sure.
Consequently, here are a dirty dozen of the photographs
from the Members' Parties of the last two years.

Now you may notice fairly quickly that there are actually 16 pictures here: That's because it's our policy to always give just a little more than we need to. It works for us, and it makes people happy. If you want to read about this year's event, you can click here and skip all of these pesky little photographs. And just think: These are the free ones, you should see the ones in the Members' Section.

If you are a member, you can look back here and see a whole bunch of pages, and several hundred pictures, of our wonderful parties past. However, if you are not a member, you might as well not click there because it's just going to ask you for a username and password, and when you don't have one, you're just going to get a join page. So save yourself some effort and just enjoy the free pictures. Then ...

Oddly enough, even after last year's party, we are still very close to some of the important folks at the Riviera Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas strip, so let's lay out the logical details up front. In addition to all the groovy stuff we're talking about after this paragraph, this rate INCLUDES LODGING ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE RIVIERA. And we should also include the obligatory literary genuflection: We love the Riviera Hotel and Casino, and all of its wonderful employees! No one else has ever been as nice to us, and we promise to remember them in our will ... Now, let's talk about Friday night ...

As has become our custom, this being year three and all, we're going to spend Friday night in a private suite at the top of the Riviera, with what we consider to be the best view in the city -- and that's just when you're looking at the pretty women. It's really a great view of The Las Vegas Strip too. Here you can snack to your heart's content, drink from the open bar if you've a mind to, and generally catch up with some old (and possibly new) friends. We have a couple of unique ideas planned for this evening which you'll have to wait to find out, but suffice it to say we're fairly certain that you've never actually met such a convivial group. If you've got a camera, or something you'd like autographed, bring them along. We'll be spending the time covering the room, and trying to meet everyone.

Now Saturday may well be a long day. However, having previously spent long days in the company of several beautiful women at one time, we can assure you that the hours never actually reach the point of "burdensome" in any way. We're going to bring our bevy of beautiful porn stars, and all of the attendees, and saddle everyone up aboard a bus for a Road Trip to Hoover Dam. We'll eat when we get there, and then you can take the (fascinating we think) tour of one rather large facility. Mostly, you'll get to spend some time with famous and beautiful people as we all get to act like tourists. Obviously more photo opportunities exist here as the setting should be perfect for some "Damn" Fine Pictures. (Sorry -- couldn't resist.)

On the way back to town we're going to hand out those dandy little tickets many of you may remember from last year. For those of you that missed it, we're going to have a drawing. When we return to the hotel, five people will get to accompany us back to yet another private suite at the Riv, where they will each get 15 minutes, a camera and film to use, oh, and a bunch of naked models to pose for them. We'll take the film back to Los Angeles, where it's easy to get this sort of picture processed, and then we'll mail them off to you, with autographs, if you prefer. We have to keep the number down lest the poor women spend all day posing, thus making them cranky for the evening's activities. You see, we're not done yet ...

Early in the evening we'll be heading off once again to invade a local pizza parlor to try the Vegas version of the world-wide delicacy. We'll probably have beer too, since the two really go together. Tinker will probably have wine, because that's just the way she is. We'll talk, sing songs, have the ladies tell amusing and bawdy stories about life as a porn star, you know, that sort of thing. When we leave, we'll notice (with no small amount of shock, we're certain), that we happen to be right next door to one of the famous Vegas Strip-Clubs.

We happen to know that many of the porn ladies like to attend strip-clubs; OK, we happen to know that all porn ladies happen to enjoy strip-clubs, actually. Well, we thought some of you might like to experience a strip-club with them, so now you'll have your chance. You'll be amazed at the looks you receive when you enter a place of this sort with an armload of beautiful women. One sidelight of this year's trip might be figuring out whether Anais, although old enough to dance in the club, will actually be allowed in the doors to watch other women dance. Lon always needs something to do, so we're putting him in charge of this quest; he's very diplomatic you know.

We should mention here, that (also like last year) the really old people, like some of us that happen to be writing this mini-dissertation, will probably forego the strip-club option and head back to the Riv to catch an Elvis impersonator, or some lounge act covering 50's tunes or something. It's not like we hate naked women, or anything; it's just that it seems wrong to be wearing clothes older than the women performing for you ... So you have options; you can split either direction.

Those of you that decided not to stay at the strip-club until 4:00 in the morning with SteveH and Ezra (and probably Kristal and Wendy) might meet us at Kady's on Sunday morning for breakfast before we head off to our homes in various parts of the world. There will probably be hugs and kisses; there will certainly be promises to email that might actually be followed through on, so long as it doesn't involve any of us, and there'll be a consensus as to when the next "cam show orgy" with all of this year's star attendees should take place. We doubt that it will, but it's always fun to talk about.

Please understand that some of this may change a bit, as the day grows closer, and depending on the number of people we allow in before we panic and pull the plug. We do promise that there will be Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine and Anais ... and very likely a few other stars that might surprise you. We have a plan, and we have beautiful, famous, friends; remember, this is all Maverick's fault anyway ... Heck, it'll probably rain.

We've done a lot of crazy things over the years, but we've never made the mistake of actually claiming we know what we're doing. So come on by. You'll spend a couple of days with pretty girls; life could be a lot worse no matter where we end up.

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