Rather than leave you with those thoughts ironically confusing and sad to everyone older than a Millennial, we figured we’d drop in a few more from Ninn Worx’ House of Perez. We may not believe in giving everyone a trophy, but certainly Jana Jordan, Sophia, and of course Rene Perez, would be on the list for permanent laurels.

For years I have been explaining to “mainstream” people that porn stars are just like everyone else; they’re just not shy. … Upon consideration of that philosophy more fully now, I think I’m a little scared.