4/30/17 |
GingerLynn Gina West – Nina Hartley – Raylene – Alyssa Lynn – Gia Dimarco – Kianna Bradley… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/29/17 |
ReelRisque Putting the Cot Before the Hoarse | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Gina Lynn Video, Penny Flame Video] |
4/27/17 |
247AdultStars Betting on Bentley[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/20/17 | For some mysterious reason, this day always reminds us of our old friend Inari Vachs. It’s a mystery. … Sadly we do not get to see Inari nearly enough anymore, but suffice it to say that her pastures have been looking significantly greener in the more liberal Nevada these days, giving dear Ms. Vachs even more room to stand apart from the crowd. Now we’ve pulled up a group of shots from Jamaica — it’s reputation aligning with today purely by accident of course — just to remind everyone how outstanding she happens to be. As we set out to accomplish this task, we noticed that they piled palm branches across areas you were not supposed to enter at the resort, because you could see them in the background of some shots. Naturally we asked our leader about it, to which he responded, “In Jamaica you will always have fronds in whoa places.” … Now you can see why we busy ourselves with Inari and try not to talk to him. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs Video, Katie Gold Video] |
4/17/17 | At this point if you find yourself still thinking about taxes, you are most likely very tired of thinking about taxes. If you finished your taxes a long time ago, you are most likely tired of hearing about other people still worried about their taxes. And despite of of this, every evening news program will still show long lines of cars at the local post offices tomorrow evening because some people just can’t figure out that this time comes every year, so they could go ahead and learn. … Well, whether you finished worrying long ago or recently, we have a true treat with Kristal Summers to change the topic entirely: We have a NEVER-BEFORE PUBLISHED camshow replay that demonstrates — forgive us — Significant Net Benefit. For the rest of you, yeah, we’ll be here when you’re done. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
4/16/17 |
GingerLynn Mila Jade – Beverly Lynne – Bella Reese – Sheena Rose – Jodi Taylor – Kimberly Chi… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/14/17 |
CythereasWetWorld GUSH About Cytherea | pt 5[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Hannah Harper Video, Lisa Ann Video] |
4/8/17 | We’re not exactly sure what millennials use as status symbols, perhaps an ability to tell an entire story in 140 characters without using even one actual word. Do you get points for being able to use the most sequential emojis to convey your feelings or the least? More importantly what exactly is the difference between an emoji and an emoticon, and should we care? Should we worry that we even know those words? What happened to the important, meaningful yet simple sentiments in life? “Wow. She must be very important. She has a really nice car!” [STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Nikki Benz Video] |
4/7/17 |
ReelRisque Benefits of Benz | vid[STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Nikki Benz Video] |
4/3/17 |
KylieIreland I Have an Action Figure (#22)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
4/2/17 |
GingerLynn Allison Moore – Kirsten Price – Natasha Voya – Dillion Harper – Rebecca Bardoux – Allysin Wonderland… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/1/17 | We like words around here; you probably noticed. So one benefit of the new Presidential Administration has been the increase in necessary word-pairings in order to try and explain our current situation. We have already learned phrases like “alternative facts” and just recently the local newspaper attributed an “incredulity-defying comment” to the leader of the free world. We kept hoping that maybe he just got confused and thought that every day except April Fools was when you were supposed to stun people with confusion and disbelief. Late in the day, though, we have heard no keen insights laced with reasonable thought and solid foundation coming out of the White House. Sadly, we have our own, “We Wish This Were April Fools” views today. But ours are much more interesting and generally a lot prettier, so there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann] |
Filed Under: CythereasWetWorld.com
March 2017 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
February 2017 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
2/26/17 | We have no idea what we can say about Designer Lesbians that the ReelRisque video does not more effectively convey, but we can at least contribute a handful of still photographs from the Chanel Preston (slash) Aries Stone event. Sadly, you will not be able to see even one example of a bokeh effect in these particular photos, and yet we talk about it anyway. We do things like that. [STAR TAGS: Aries Stone, Chanel Preston] |
2/25/17 |
ReelRisque Designer Lesbians | vid[STAR TAGS: Aries Stone Video, Chanel Preston Video] |
2/20/17 |
CythereasWetWorld GUSH About Cytherea | pt 3[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Sindy Lange Video] |
2/19/17 |
GingerLynn Kenna James – Missy Martinez – Veronica Ricci – Misty Stone – Sasha Heart – Mila Jade… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/18/17 | The Geeks have been working overtime figuring out some (really, really boring) bit of code that will allow us to add products to Erotic Catalogue again. They had a big ol’ happy relaunch scheduled for today, and apparently they were so filled with … y’know, Geek Thoughts that they sort of forgot to tell the rest of us about rescheduling. So, um, this might have made more sense if that had happened, but honestly people don’t do much buying of DVDs anymore, and think about it: Is there ever really a bad time for Faith Leon? [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon, Selina Draagen, Shy Love, Sophia, Michael Ninn] |
2/14/17 |
247AdultStars Get Our Annual Heart On[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, Hannah Shaw Exclusive Video, Satine Spark Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/13/17 | Some things just seem to be difficult to understand by design. Just today we got an email from one of the adult star management companies promoting a woman whose “ok” list reads, “solo, girl/girl, soft fetish, anal toys, [and] fisting.” … Read that over a couple of times and then perhaps this off to infinity lesbian scene with Jana Cova and Tanya Danielle will make more sense. Then if you can call us and explain it, that would be excellent too. Fair warning, we may ask you to decipher a world where fisting qualifies as light fetish. [STAR TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Tanya Danielle Video, Michael Ninn] |
2/11/17 |
ReelRisque Deep in the Heart | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas Video] |
2/5/17 |
GingerLynn Alex Chance – Vicky Vixen – Cici Rhodes – Maya Hills – Christiana Cinn – Elizabeth Starr… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/3/17 | Have you ever actually known a parent brave enough to just throw their kid into the deep end of the pool, just to teach them to swim? Of course it might take someone old enough to remember when car dashboards were made of steel and dad’s arm was the airbag to even understand that concept, but for you youngsters, we can assure you: It really was a thing. (And, yes, telephones used to all have cords on them, and most people had just one in the kitchen at home.) … Well, she’s not exactly risking death here, but we did drop our lovely Amethyst into the Editorial Pool while the rest of us watch the Super Bowl — or the commercials, y’know. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2017 Exclusive Video, Alexis Texas, Faith Leon] |
January 2017 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/30/17 |
CythereasWetWorld GUSH About Cytherea | pt 2[STAR TAGS: Missy Monroe, Rita Faltoyano, Monica Sweetheart, Kimberly Kane, Lux Kassidy, Ashley Steel] |
1/23/17 | We tend to like language around here, because it allows us to consider conditions such as Surreal vs. So Real. Of course everyone knows the language of love has a universal appeal which may not rely on actual words at all. That said, bring words into any situation and you will generally get more clarity. For example, when you start dealing with topless MMA and adult industry conventions at the same time, you will benefit from all the clarity you can muster from any source. Believe that. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Charlie Laine] |
1/22/17 |
GingerLynn Emily Kae – Lucky Starr – Cytherea – Cameron Dee – Raven Rockette – Melissa Jacobs… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
1/16/17 | Some may question the sanity of heading toward Las Vegas and its “City of Sin” status while leaving behind some adult star insights into a movie named Paradise Lost. Then again, truth be told, we are heading to yet another adult industry convention — culminating with its bizarre collection of “Porn Oscar” categories. Taken in that perspective, “sanity” may well be a concept left unexamined. Besides, this would hardly mark the first time we’ve done something that mom doesn’t want to talk about at the next Deacon’s meeting. [STAR TAGS: BTS Interviews: Monica Mayhem, Wendy Divine, TJ Hart, Summer Storm, Phoenix Ray, April Flowers, Olivia del Rio, Tanya Danielle, Jana Cova, Julia Ann] |
1/13/17 |
ReelRisque Setting” the Mood | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Jenna Presley Video] |
1/10/17 |
247AdultStars What Doesn’t Stay in Vegas[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/9/17 | As we count down all too rapidly to the next AVN show, we thought we would do our friends a bit of a sales plug by recounting adventures from the last AVN Awards show. Granted, this whole convention thing gets confusing, because technically it has been called the AEE for many, many years, but some of the old-school people still call everything the AVN Show, while we real old-timers still call it CES (because in the very early days — when they barely had electricity, and all — the “adult” part used to be behind a curtain at the “real” Consumer Electronics Show). Uncle Gibby missed those days, but we fill him in as we go along. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2017, TJ Hart] |
1/8/17 |
GingerLynn Hyapatia Lee – Shae Snow – Jade Aspen – Iris Rose – Tessa Lane – Brandy Aniston… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
1/7/17 |
CythereasWetWorld GUSH About Cytherea | pt 1[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lexi Love Video] |
1/4/17 |
247AdultStars Upon Inspection of Me[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/2/17 | When in doubt, add Olivia del Rio. … Depending upon whom you ask around here, that might actually be the answer you get, pretty much no matter what the question. D.Minion’s fascination with the lovely “of the river” serves as legend of lore in these parts, so the rest of us have pretty much figured out that if a conversation seems not to be going our way, we can always change the subject by saying, “What if we use Olivia del Rio soon?” … Mr. Raven has employed the same sort of strategy as our Paradise Lost evaluation continues, almost enough to alleviate our confusion. Almost. [STAR TAGS: Olivia Del Rio Video, April Flowers Video] |
1/1/17 | About the only New Year’s Resolution you can be sure of keeping happens when you resolve to stop making resolutions. At least that has been our experience. Of course you could “promise” to do something like eat all the bacon or macaroni and cheese that you can, understanding that nobody lives forever, so you might as well not be miserable in the process, but that seems to undermine the spirit of the system, if not necessarily the rule. On the other hand, if you follow the Julia Ann lead, things may honestly change for you, and she has a decade and a half behind her (so far) to prove it. All in all, though, bacon and macaroni and cheese sound like more fun. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Julia Ann] |