| 10/31/20 | 
ReelRisque Treats No Tricks | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Charley Chase Video, Cassidey Video] |
| 10/28/20 |  In theory we will be introducing to our lives today, a journey that we have set about because by the time we finish with this somewhat fictionalized version, we want life to be back to normal so we can go out for French toast on a quiet weekend morning. … Yeah, so we also want to win the Lottery without ever buying a ticket, so one could argue that we have been known to have a hitch or two in our fundamental strategies now and again. On the upside, we have Sarah Blake — about whom you will be hearing much over the coming weeks and months — so we feel relatively calm. In order to stay that way, we might need to stay away from broadcast television for the next couple of weeks, but it seems like there was something we should be doing next week. We’ll think about that. [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Sarah Blake Video] |
| 10/24/20 | 
ReelRisque Arresting Development | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Lee Video, Nikky Thorne Video] |
| 10/22/20 |  It turns out there may be some global medical situation impacting the core everyday lives of every human — at least the ones living in developed nations. Granted, the U.S. President obviously lives in a myriagon world (a polygon with 10,000 sides) because that would be the only way we can explain even being close to “turning a corner” on anything here in America. Politics aside, though, these extended times at home have made telephonic visits with old friends even more special. In our case we get to share more than many, which we decided to do today. Cheaters All, dear Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, and Devinn Lane. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Nikita Denise] |
| 10/17/20 | 
ReelRisque Dungeon & Braggin’ | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Emma Butt Video, Tiffany Kingston Video] |
| 10/11/20 | 
GingerLynn Amber Lynn – Skin Diamond – Raylene – Alana Evans – Stacy Jay – Dillion Harper… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 10/10/20 | 
ReelRisque GPA via WAP | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Talia Palmer Video] |
| 10/9/20 |  What do a shoehorn and a perineum have in common? Well, nothing, we hope, and yet somehow the Risqué Minds have managed to work both into one typically entertaining article. Granted Tarra White has a few entertaining articles of her own, but as you enjoy her exercise today, we’re betting you do not think of a past (or present) participle even once. Our college writing teachers would be so disappointed in us — and even more so now that we have used “so” as an intensifier. Tarra can drive all education and reason from the mind, clearly. Although in fairness that does seem rather the point. [STAR TAGS: Terra White Video] |
| 10/5/20 |  Friends have birthdays every year — well, y’know hopefully — so when you start doing something both special and Risqué for them to celebrate this day, you will quickly find that you have started a tradition which will never end until you are really sad that it has. Aside from the philosophical implications of that situation, though, you had also best hope you have a lot of fun celebratory material, because you will need something new every single year. Around here we’re going to be in real trouble if Juli Ashton lives past the age of 1,000 or so. … Methuselah, pshaw! [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Caressa Savage Video, Felecia Video, Kim Kitaine Video, Misty Rain Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Lucky Video, Kristal Summers, Dee]
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| 10/3/20 | 
ReelRisque Stocks Market | vid[STAR TAGS: Kristina Rose Video] |
| 10/1/20 |  If you like to play dress-up and you like candy, you would love spending the month of October with D.Minion. True to her desired form, she has in fact dedicated the October of Costumes for the entire Risqué Commune, and thus you may anticipate many, many specifically adorned adults doing all sorts of adult things as we approach the Month of Thanks — which some of us spend being grateful all the costumes are over, truth be told. Of course this year you will likely not have small costumed characters wandering the streets begging for candy, so you might not technically need to buy any to give out. But what if there’s like a miracle right around the corner and the Virus just disappears? We’re buying candy just in case. It won’t go bad. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Kristina Rose] |
October 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Brooklyn Lee| Caressa Savage| Cassidey| Charley Chase| Dee| Devinn Lane| Emma Butt| Felecia| Inari Vachs| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Justine Joli| Kim Kitaine| Kristal Summers| Kristina Rose| Lucky| Misty Rain| Nikita Denise| Nikky Thorne| Sarah Blake| Sindee Coxx| Talia Palmer| Terra White| Tiffany Kingston
Not to make fun of a genius or anything but trying to make parting less painful by calling it “sweet sorrow” is like trying to ease the impact of amputation by calling it weight loss. Seriously, when you really enjoy something, do you ever really want it to end? Have you ever in your life thought, “Well, by golly, that certainly constitutes enough Dee for the moment?” … Yeah, well neither have any of us and yet 
After careful consideration, the Offices of the Risqué Commune have reached a unanimous decision that we should all become Jewish. Now this has nothing whatsoever to do with religion, or God, or even a preference for unleavened bread. In fact, we do not even know if any of the people from today’s Macbeth episode are Jewish. Nope. It has nothing to do with any of that. … You see, we just found out that Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, which — as we also found out — means that Jewish people are celebrating a New Year already. Since 2020 has colossally sucked on so many levels we cannot begin to enumerate them, we simply decided to convert. So that’s all there is to it. Right? (Oh! For the record, we do still plan on eating cheeseburgers with bacon. One can only take these deeply personal convictions so far, after all.) [STAR TAGS: Abby Brooks Video, Cassidy Morgan Video]
The title alone should give you a hint as to our direction today. We called this 
What is the question? To read or not to read, that is the question. Right? Because you already “be” all that you can be in this America. Right? Although you cannot roller skate in a buffalo herd any more successfully now than you could when the song came out in 1966, even though the Army was already being all it could be back then. … It does get confusing, we realize, so we shall provide a hint: When one has Holly Hollywood on tap, performing in a profession she truly loved, well, the reading part may not be all that important. We’re going to go try and go 
If you dig up a buried treasure, does it cease being treasure and become something mundane like really expensive cool stuff or some such? If you have really expensive cool stuff, actually, why would you bury it in the first place? How many of us carry around a spare shovel just in case we might need it during the day? And if you must bury your treasure, why does everyone always put a big ol’ “X” on the map so that everyone knows where the really expensive cool stuff can be found? If you put like a dachshund emoji or something, people might think you odd, but they probably would not be digging for all your valuables. … These are the sorts of thoughts that consume us here at Risqué, y’know while 
If you have ever had to read Stream of Consciousness and then try to explain its brilliance to someone, then you might have some understanding of what work orders before a long weekend can look like around here. If you happen to be one of those people who looks at modern art and cannot for the life of you figure out how one bunch of squiggly lines, or red squares, yellow dots, and blue triangles displays greater talent and keen insight into the human condition than any other, well, you should apply for a job here. You’ll fit right in. 
Lay out the actual truth of modern society today. Outline in just the most general terms how our elected leaders are acting in their supposed roles of protectors of citizenry. Then hand the notes to any publisher, movie or television producer, or even the head content creator for a major podcast or YouTube presence. You will certainly hear some variation of the exact same theme: “Look, you have to give us something at least believable to work with, even in fiction. You cannot have every single character be completely without redeeming qualities, or no one will ever want to read — or watch — this show.’ So we decided to take some time off for 
Everyone wants to believe in a bright future — no matter what the current Presidential campaign may want you to believe. Yet imagine if you could envision a Mandy Bright Future with even a small amount of reality attached. Well, as it turns out, one of us here has a personal knowledge of that experience that the rest of us can only dream about. Oddly enough, we still talk to him too. He might want to wait a few weeks before asking any of us to deliver food to him or something, though. We do not begrudge people their memories. Constant recitation can be rather annoying, however. [STAR TAGS: Mandy Bright Video]
So if you die and go to Heaven these days, do you think you have to go through curbside pickup? … As our world continues to demonstrate its decidedly different societal evolution, we also discovered what perhaps represents a change in some conventional wisdom from the last century. It turns out that some men 
If you want something done right … keep bitching and bitching until whomever bears responsibility for that task finally figures it out. Otherwise it will magically become your job without any actions or outside influence at all. You will awaken one fine Monday morning to a really fun voice mail from the boss saying, “Hey! You forgot to do such-and-such.” When you reply calmly and with admirable decorum that such-and-such does not happen to be in your job description, you might just hear, “Well, you fixed it last time. Fix it again.” At this point we advise switching immediately to a quadruple shot Caramel Macchiato, which may enable you to finish the day — you know, while you 
Have you ever known anyone that had actual names for different “personal” body parts? Now probably some deep psychological reason exists for that, some subconscious desire to distance themselves from those pleasure sensations that might mean they actually enjoy sex instead of feeling guilty about it — y’know, like good people are supposed to do. Probably hundreds of happy little psychologists have written dissertations on the topic. Of course probably that would be insanely boring to research too. On a much more simplistic plain today, we merely theorize that changing your name for a second to 
People more reverent, respectful, and benevolent might have spent today in a much different fashion. They probably volunteered for the less fortunate, fed the poor, saved some dogs and cats, maybe even helped a little old lady across the street. As they return home this evening to finally enjoy the finale of 
Living these days comes down to pretty much feeling like a professional funambulist. Ironically, the whole “fun” part tends to be distinctly lacking, however. Between getting glared at for not wearing a mask, to getting glared at for wearing a mask, like outside has become pretty darned complicated. How many of us ever thought we’d ever even have a remote opinion about which kinds of masks we like versus which kind we do not? How many of us ever considered owning masks in different styles and colors before a couple of months ago? Then there are the “hoax” people … which we should likely not comment upon. So we just decided to stay inside and look at 
The more things get dicey in real life, the more they seem to get dicey in our Play Misty observations. In both real and vicarious life, though, it seems that 
Spend about 15 seconds on any news program these days, and you’ll figure it out. Try going into some previously “normal” store, or basically anywhere out in public, and it might take a couple of minutes instead of 15 seconds, but you will reach the same conclusion: 
So it does happen to be “a” 14th, even though most people would not consider July to contain, 
We all happen to be living in very strange times. Regardless of what has happened when we can finally consider this whole COVID-19 thing “over” — whatever that ends up meaning — the world will be a fundamentally different place. Currently some leaders have undertaken various acts of broad, narrow, or quite possibly simply denial aspects. A percentage of the people consider those decisions wise, thoughtful, and undoubtedly difficult, albeit well-intentioned. The rest of us consider these actions, to use the technical term, completely and wholeheartedly wackadoodle. This morning a headline in the paper boasted that a local aquatic center would be partially opening soon, for example. How crazy is that? If you only partially open an aquatic center, all the water is going to leak out. …