Filed Under: Anais

February 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/29/04

It seems like that on a rare day such as “Leap Year’s Day” we should celebrate something even more rare. Juli Ashton seems to fit the bill, and so we genuflect anew — albeit obviously with good reason. We all have envisioned the “Dream Date” and Juli on occasion apparently makes these come true. When you consider she took Shayla LaVeaux in tow, you may understand the a mere “every four years” may be too much to hope for … in the “Yes, Sir” Real World … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]

Shayla and Juli “Be all that they can Be” ...
2/28/04

A Risqué Mexican Holiday surfaces today, serving a dual function of distracting many from really bad local weather and fascinating the erudite among us with historic trivia. You can read more about “the way it was” or you can just look at pictures of unnamed beauties and wish you got to spend two weeks on the beach with them. OK, we actually do name them, but you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out who they are, unless you can tell from this angle. Life may not be fair, but it certainly seems to be more fair to some than others.  [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Taren Steele, Risque News Insight]

OK, we'll tell. This is Vicca and Taren Steele, but you'll have to take that on our say so unless you're a member.
2/26/04

It’s officially less than a week away from the return of Night Calls from its long hiatus. If you look carefully, you can see that “hiatus” is not really all that far from “Hate Us,” and if you ask most Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath fans they’d consider those words synonyms for sure. Add in the fact that a scheduling conflict kept D.Minion from the first January show, and then you can sort of explain why Night Calls, January 21, 2004 runs about … oh … TWICE AS LONG as one of D.Minion’s usual stories. Still, it’s Juli and the gang, and we’ll likely forgive them their abscence as we usually do. This episode will also tell you when you should go to Jamaica to meet Juli and Tiffany in person, but you’ll have to be a member to find out. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Audrey Hollander, Tanya James, D.Minion]

Juli and Tiffany's naked demonstrations. You gotta love that.
2/23/04

Well we’ve got quite the treat for you today as Maverick has continued to work his Photoshop fingers to the bone. He was trying out some new techniques we showed him and decided to choose … well, Kristal … to practice on. Go figure. We also have D.Minion’s account of the very first time we saw Ms. Anais in front of our lens, and Michael has given us some “action” shots from her recent romp with Carol’s favorite Billy Glide. So we’ve got Anais before she was Anais, Anais after she was Anais, and lots and lots of Kristal Summers. Sounds like a fair way to start the week to us … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais & Kristal Summers. Can you tell they're related?
2/19/04

Thanks to our “Maverick” friend, Dee now has a new section to show off all of her KSEX Archives, and we’re celebrating with one of D.Minion’s recaps from October of 2003. On the downside, you can now see how many episodes we have left to code for your visual pleasure, but on the upside there was not a calendar involved in this task, and so Mav did a perfect job. Hey, free is free … =)  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Darrien Ross, D.Minion]

Dee ... All that she can Dee ...
2/18/04

“Regardless, however, you can take a look back at Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, and a very, very new Juli Ashton.” That’s the important part of what we have in store for you today, but it’s lost in a whole bunch of presumptuous advice. It might be best to just skip to the pictures and then enjoy a nice book for the rest of the evening. May we suggest something by Greg Isles? He’s relatively new and very good, and we can’t seem to shake the presumptuous mood today anyway, so why try? Hopefully, it will be better in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, Risque News Insight]

Shayla LaVeaux was always very cute. We love Shayla.
2/17/04

While we haven’t always agreed with all of her business decisions, we would be foolish, and appear so to the knowledgeable among you, were we not to admit that few people in the XXX business have ever had the raw sex appeal of Devinn Lane. Back in mid 2002, D.Minion covered one of Devinn’s first web cam shows, and since we seem to be on that tangent this week, we thought we’d show it to you. Life sometimes has a way of switching directions on you, and sometimes that’s sad, but we’ll state categorically (and not for the first time), that Devinn Lane is one very pretty lady. Drop by her site and tell her we said, “Hello” … after you check out D.Minion’s take, obviously. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn lives and lubes in LA ...
2/14/04

What do Mr. Marcus and a Sybian have in common? They can both put some really interesting faces on naked women. It’s Valentine’s Day and what’s more romantic than a nice little interracial threeway? Mr. Marcus, Dee, and Kristal Summers got together for a “Cam Show” a couple of weeks ago, and Carol happened to be around to film the festivities. D.Minion fulfilled her recent trend of delegating writing duties, and a good time was had by all … a very good time. And if you bother to read the story, you’ll see just how wide-spread (pardon the expression) these good times were. There’s a lot of love around here — even more than we thought it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Carol]

Kristal Summers, Dee, and Mr. Marcus ... You just can't see them very well.
2/13/04

If you’re going to have to face a Friday the Thirteenth, what better way than with an Angel guided by a fellow named Lucky? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend gives us a preview of Angel Cassidy’s first Feature for Michael called Sex Money Power. Now, we’re all lucky … excellent. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Katsumi, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Michael Ninn]

Angel Cassidy showing what all the fuss was about.
2/12/04

Since we’re upon the Valentine’s Day Weekend we thought to ourselves, “Hey, what could be more appropriate than D.Minion’s coverage of Wendy in Wicked’s Sex and Romance?” Make sense so far? So we’ve got Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson having torrid sex on a table, where Jessica Drake happens to be lunching, apparently oblivious, although it sounds like she snuck a little play in there secretly. Fair enough. Why then, we must ask D.Minion, was the only photo in the set, taken at the highest resolution and highest frame size (an unusual setting for us), the photo below? If this part makes sense, we’re worried. Good thing Mav’s dropping by to save us soon.  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

Nice. But not nearly as nice as Wendy Divine naked, after all.
2/10/04

The lead-in to the local Los Angeles evening news the other night teased with, “Today the Mars Rover took its first microscopic pictures of a nearby rock.” Most of the really good copy writers around here wanted to immediately quit and get a job with “The Southland’s #1 News” if that was the best they could come up with. That really has nothing to do with another episode of D.Minion’s coverage of Dee and the Fat Men on KSEX radio, but we promised to give these wonderful people public credit so they wouldn’t run off and join the Legitimate Press. Bleh. And even though we’re in the middle of the next Innocence shoot for Ninn Worx, Dee finished an Ultimate Pictures movie and continues her twice-weekly Nooner Naughtiness, Kristal Summers continues to line up several more boys to bonk for bucks, Anais shot (yet again) for Suze Randall, and both Georgia Adair and Angel Cassidy are busy putting together budgets and shooting schedules (and those pesky contracts) for each of their respective personal lines (also for Ninn Worx) … even though all of that was taking place, we still managed to buy pizza for everyone for lunch. We think geeks like pizza better than praise. We also think we’ve probably stalled enough. Enjoy! It’s going to be a great weekend, assuming we live to see it … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee, sans compadres gordos ...
2/7/04

“Bella” is Italian for “Beautiful.” It is also Spanish for “Beautiful.” That’s interesting. Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend features a whole bunch of beautiful things from Fem: Bella. And that’s even more interesting to us. Enjoy your weekend, and drop in and say “Hello Bella” to Michael! [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn]

Jessica Jaynes ... one of the “Bella” Babes ...
2/6/04

Here’s the story … of a lovely lady … and a bunch of other incomplete sentences. If you have to have a bunch of anything, our opinion is that it should be Kristal Summers. Even when she’s bad, she’s really, really beautiful. You’ve got to love that in a girl …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Breena, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers and Lee Stone. You're welcome, Carol.
2/2/04

Rarely in life does the opportunity to present both point and counterpoint so clearly develop. Rarely can one both show Yin and Yang, Black and White, The Raiders and The Broncos … Today we have such a chance, and we don’t even care if the groundhog saw his shadow. After all, it’s always sunny in Southern California. So after this weekend’s post of 10,000+ words, today we have three. We’ll even tell you what they are, so you don’t even have to join to find out. It says, “Here it is.” Today we have 96 pictures of Georgia Adair and Dee enjoying each other in the light of a beautiful afternoon in Malibu. If you haven’t read this far before you clicked on the icon, you won’t even know this much when you get there. Yin and Yang … Yup. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair]

Tit for ... well ... Tit.

January 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/04

I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Dee and a large penis. Not pictured: Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, and a whole bunch of other XXX stars. Oh, Lon, Craig, and SteveD are also not pictured.
1/28/04

We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove]

This certainly qualifies as “Being with Juli Ashton” we're thinking ...
1/27/04

Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann, always a reason to smile.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/26/04

There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh?  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Kristal Summers exercising naked. Works for us.
1/24/04

Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Michael Ninn's “In the Garden of Shadows”
Anais IS … In the Garden of Shadows
1/23/04

Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETEWe’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

... and, of course, Nick Manning ...
1/20/04

Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]

Mr. Marcus ... happy about Kristal Summers and Dee.
1/16/04

We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon]

D.Minion's finger about to stroke Dee.
1/15/03

Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn]

Anais, coy and cute ... to say the least.
1/13/04

At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Kristal Summers, just hanging out in the yard.
1/6/04

Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

“Incredible” Anais
1/5/04

What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton, ready to rock.
1/2/04

It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Anais and Wanda Curtis, for Michael Ninn. Lucky bastard.

July 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/30/04

Well we’ve finally managed to catch up with the calendar around here, having just decided to postpone future attempts at “automated” web posts. Maybe we’re just too old fashioned around here, so we need to stick with old-fashioned methods. You can read about a whole bunch of new fashion, though, and peek in on Anais and Juli Ashton, at the 2004Night of the Stars event that we attended this week. Watching Juli read scripted dialogue with Seymore Butts was actually a bit surreal, as was watching the winners accepting their awards. When I first started in this business some 14 years ago, the winners (basically company owners and other industry hot-shots) all looked like Charleton Heston. This year, they all looked like Mr. Dreysdale from The Beverly Hillbillies. We are getting older … Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton being interviewed for television. Imagine that ...
7/28/04

It’s The Last Resort for Kristal Summers, but she seems fine with the whole thing. Pat Myne, her partner in the scene for this movie seemed a whole lot better than “fine” by the looks of him. Some people have all the luck … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal having fun with her job. Pat, actually having MORE fun.
7/26/04

Apparently Dee can Rock that Ass like few others, and so when Sean Michaels had a chance to do an anal scene with her in The Return of Sean Bond he very quickly and gallantly said, “Yes, please.” D.Minion was there and it’s actually safe to say you could consider them both shaken AND stirred … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

If the ass is a'rockin' don't bother knockin' ...
7/24/04

We promised Kristal and Devinn that we’d do what we could to continue to promote their upcoming “appearance” at Hedonism III in Jamaica this December. Of course we’ve also promised Juli Ashton that we’d do the same thing for her excursion to Jamaica this October, so it may get confusing along the way. Basically, you should just move in to Hedonism III for the final quarter of 2004, and then you’ll be sure to see everything. Also, if you read this story carefully, you’ll find out some extremely interesting information about Dee … Sorry, you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Bert, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton on the beach. Looking on: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, and Becca. We promise ...
7/21/04

Night Calls was going old-school this time around, as Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon joined Juli and Tiffany on the famous red couch. There was potentially a little too much talk about auto-fellatio, perhaps, but any time you get a chance to see Christy’s breasts, it pretty much makes up for anything. Fortunately, Ron kept his breasts hidden. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion]

Christy and Juli Ashton. Not pictured: Tiffany Granath. Sorry, Tiff, but it's Christy Canyon, after all.
7/18/04

Sometimes titles can be incredibly descriptive, as today’s Ninn Worx Weekend will demonstrate. Courtesy of Mr. Ninn we have 100 pictures and a Slide Show from Double Penetration. That seems to pretty much say it all, right? If you consider the show stars Katsumi, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Rayveness, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Ashley Long, Shy Love, Dominica Leone and Jodie Moore, well that certainly says it all. Talented lot, these … [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi, Rayveness, Shy Love, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Dominca Leone, Ashley Long, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Jodie Moore, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Call these 10 wombs with a view.
7/17/04

As Anais has just begun her second year under contract with Ninn Worx, we thought it might be interesting to go back and dig up D.Minion’s previously unpublished account of Anais’ first day on the job. One of the truly amazing things about this profession has to be watching the rapid, and often breathtaking, transformations that women in this business undergo. Now when you start with all the raw materials that Anais did, even the beginnings were impressive. Clearly she’s way too young to challenge the Queen, but, folks, there’s absolutely a new Princess in town … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais on her very first photo set. You can already tell ...
7/14/04

A couple of days ago Dee very sweetly pointed out that her “Index to KSEX” seemed to be a little bit behind the times. We rather cavalierly suggested that this was perfectly OK, as we were sure that no one really looked at it anyway. For the record, we should note here that “cavalierly” was not precisely the manner in which Dee preferred to receive a response in this situation. Who knew? After assuring her that we did indeed wish to continue to see her naked on a regular basis, we offered to put up D.Minion’s account of Dee’s most recent KSEX adventure — with Kristal, no less — this week. Then we tried to explain that if we put up all the dates for which DM has KSEX stories, but that aren’t posted yet, people would be more easily able to see how far we fall behind sometimes. Dee said, “Uh-Huh.” We updated that page too. Geez, some people have no sense of humor … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal and Dee topless. Works for our couch ...
7/12/04

According to D.Minion sometimes people just want to know, “What up?” We’re not sure what that means exactly, except perhaps that D.Minion has been spending too much time around Dee. On the off chance that we could decipher it correctly, however, we decided to provide a little snippet in time of the current state of not only Dee, but Kristal Summers, Anais, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, D.Minion, and even Harry. Does this mean “What up?” Youth may be wasted on the young, but it’s not all that easy getting older either … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee waiting for a bus. Truth is stranger than fiction.
7/9/04

Just call us the Sly Sultans of Seque … Come to think of it, you shouldn’t actually call us. We’d probably just send you to voicemail anyway, truth be told. Speaking of truth, we have a bit of that today, although that seems to be a relative term when it comes to history, but at least we’re fulfilling part of D.Minion’s promise to put up her shots from Kristal’s most recent Cam Show. We also have a surprisingly interesting “videography” on LA Erotica, and some honestly rather uninspiring stuff about spaghetti. All in all, maybe you should just look at the pictures … like Brian does … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers' butt ... of course.
7/7/04

Night Calls begins its new time slot tonight, and it’s got pretty much everyone around here a bit confused. Don’t think D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, June 16, 2004 will help you understand Juli Ashton or Tiffany Granath much better, however. Apparently all was a bit surreal. Well, when you start with purple bagels at the beginning of the day, that’s pretty much to be expected. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, D.Minion]

Tiffany, as we'd like to see her on OUR couch any time ...
7/6/04

Well, we’re making the effort at apology here by putting the Slide Show Replay of Kristal’s latest Cam Show really, really quickly. According to D.Minion, if we get up the video replay of the most recent Cam Show with Kristal AND Dee, people might begin to forgive us our human error. We’re going to go with that until we hear differently … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers, warming Mav's bed ...
7/4/04

… [Sigh. This post was supposed to go up this weekend, but it didn’t. We checked to see what happened, and it seems we forgot to push a button, so we can’t even blame the computers on this one. Still, “Human Error” means that actual humans run this site, and that’s a far cry better than many. … Sorry.] The fact that we chose the 4th of July to put up a review of an adult industry convention in America, written by a British citizen just goes to show what fun and clever people we are. It may go on to show some other stuff too, but we generally just choose to ignore those things. Life’s too short to dwell on unpleasantness, we think. So read what you can, survey what you have time for, and then go blow some stuff up! Happy Birthday ALL … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Alexis Amore, Rayveness, Nina Hartley, Devinn Lane, Christy Canyon, Lon, Maverick]

Maverick and his future ex-wife, Christy Canyon.
7/1/04

Sometimes the XXX business can be an odd place. (We’ll assume that doesn’t come as a big surprise, come to think of it.) So after six years in the business, Dee finally had a chance to do a scene with Sean Michaels, and D.Minion was there to document. We’re pretty sure we don’t even need to say much more than that, actually, so we’ll just let you get to it. As you can tell from the thumbnail here, Dee took to the activity with athletic passion. Too bad Sean couldn’t end up using the scene … Now they’ll have to do it again. Hey, maybe Dee did that on purpose. She’s a sneaky one, that Dee …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Lisa Sparxxx, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Dee in repose. She can pose with the best of them, can't she?

December 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/03

We had a plan. The skeleton crew that remained here over the holidays decided to post D.Minion’s “On The Scene” report from Anais’ first movie Fem: Diva in honor of the new year, what with Anais being new in 2003 and all. Thus they faithfully plodded through the processing of the 200+ pictures that D.Minion saw fit to capture. Then the editorial staff sat down (it sounds like it’s way more than one person if you say it that way) and took a look at the article. It is, in its current state, 14 pages long, utilizing 4,995 words. “Word Count” can be a daunting tool. Consequently, we came up with another plan.

Today we have a nice little story about a day last summer when D.Minion was on the set for Spice TV with Julia Ann. It has a nice little collection of 10 paragraphs, most of them short, and a nice group of 37 mostly naked pictures of Julia. We liked this a lot. We will do our Fem: Diva piece in honor of the Adult Entertainment Expo that begins next week in Las Vegas, thus giving you a week to get through “The Epic That Began Anais.” You will think this is nice. The fact that D.Minion returns from vacation tonight, and will therefore be around to help with the bulk of the work that we face, has almost nothing to do with the reason that we decided to wait. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann, naturally beautiful, au naturale ...
Oh, and be safe tonight. Have sex at home … =)
12/28/03

Sean Michaels was kind enough to lend us his little tease for Rock that Ass, 23, and since the show features Dee, we figured today would be a good day to show off a dirty couple dozen. Now there will certainly be better (and more complete) coverage as time goes on, but if you think of this as primarily a therapeutic value, it will certainly serve as a more pleasant diversion than some will find today. If you bother to read the story, you’ll see what we mean. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lisa Sparxx]

Sean Michaels and Dee ... getting ready to rock.
12/26/03

Ninn Worx Weekends reappear, thankfully delivering us from the season of really bad puns. Given the time of year, however, we’re thinking that Innocence: Sweet Cherry might be just the thing to start us off on a more traditional approach. See, mom? I like tradition too … =) [Oh, by the way, the woman pictured in the Ninn Worx banner below is Nikita Denise, who just happens to be the newest contract player for Michael and his team. You hear all the good stuff here first. Oh, and also by the way, this turned out to never be technically true. A vast distance lies betwixt the promise and the paper. Remember that.] [FEATURED TAGS: Amberlina, Kellemarie, Ann Harlow, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Faith Lamour, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Amberlina -- to say the least.
12/25/03

If you ask my mother, she’ll tell you that the problem with the modern-day Christmas holiday stems from the “evil root of money.” According to her, people have forgotten the True Meaning of Christmas, and as a fine upstanding Baptist (ok, as fineand upstanding as one can be while still being a Baptist), she’ll be quick to point out that this festive season should NOT rely on gift-giving, but rather should invoke emotional, introspective, and faithfully tithing genuflection. Well, I can confidently say here that mom would be proud of this post. I can confidently say this because I’m absolutely certain mom is not a member of this site, and thus will never be able to see what’s inside. Mom always says I lack a certain reverence for tradition; my mom has always been very wise. Merry Christmas all … Happy Hanukah … Convivial Kwanzaa … e pluribus unum … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]

I love you Mom.
12/24/03

The Holiday Season is upon us, and we thought of the perfect gift for all of you. Rather than give away the secret, we’ll just tell you that we’ve decided to call it the Vachs Box. At a time of year when too many institutitions equate “value” with “cost,” we’re encouraging the simple path around here. Starting from the intrinsic premise that “It’s the thought that counts,” we’ve decided that Inari must be extremely valuable, as she stirs many thoughts … to say the least. She seems to stir some other parts too, but we’re way too polite to mention them. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

What every bad boy and girl wants to find under the tree: Inari Vachs.
12/22/03

Dee had a Cam Show today. If you missed it today, you can nevertheless catch the replay and D.Minion’s pictures today. Today is a good day to be both a member and an intern. We are not just saying that because today is the last day before Christmas bonuses get handed out. Probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. Actual size larger than shown.
12/19/03

We have our relatively common use of nostalgia today, but we also have a bit of poetry, complete with literary criticism, and even a touch of a requiem. Basically it may be just a little deep for casual perusal this time around, so maybe it’s best to simply look at the pictures of Kristal Summers acting out Love Letters. Many of you probably know that a member named Maverick (and that sounds like a country song) has quite a fascination with Ms. Summers. After looking through these pictures, we’re thinking you might see Maverick as a very smart man. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monika Star, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers “Loving” Nikko Night
12/17/03

It’s Night Calls Night again, and D.Minion got in her latest coverage just under the wire. She’s been spending so much time on set of late that she’s been falling further behind in her scribely duties. We have put her mind at ease, however, when she expresses her fears that we’ll reassign her various jobs to the couple of new interns we have working here for a bit and then fire her. As you peruse Night Calls, December 3, 2003 you too can rest assured that D.Minion will be around for a long time. We have clearly explained to her that she can’t be fired, as slaves have to be sold … Do we have an opening bid, by the way? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tall Goddess, DoLorian, D.Minion]

Smoke on the Water on the Brain of Juli Ashton.
12/16/03

In a recent FDA study, United States government doctors researching test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The US government researchers are at a loss to explain.

That pretty much typifies today’s miscellaneous approach. Sometimes you just run across stuff you don’t know what to do with, and so you just throw it all together and see what comes out. Think of this as the vegetable stew of web posts. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Jill Kelly, Ashton Moore, Harley Davis]

Not pictured, but in the post: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Becca, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, TJ Hart
12/14/03

It’s the holiday season, and so we decided to Wanda as we Wanda. Sometimes we scare even ourselves. On the upside, we’ve usually forgotten about it by the next day. If you can’t always have dazzling days, at least you can strive to have a short memory. And that’s a wonderfully deep thought on which to approach this week 14 of the of NFL. Come to think of it, it’s best to have perspective, a short memory, and football. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]

Wanda Curtis: A Fine Test Case.Wanda Curtis: A Fine Test Case
12/13/03

Time zones have an odd way of creating an introspective effect, it seems to me. And meeting new people interested in your job can create a retrospective one. The combination of these two leads to yet another appreciation of Juli Ashton, Michael Ninn, VCA Pictures, and all that we still have to learn. Somehow, that seems to say enough for the time being — except maybe, “It’s good to be home.” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, Nikita, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton ... back in Michael's Day.
12/10/03

Bonjour! Je m’appelle Tinker. J’adore Dee. Et vous? Clic ici! [Someone forgot to tell Tinker that everybody hates the French. I’ll put it on the list.]

See what happens when Lucky goes out of town? Yep, you guessed it … as others have mentioned, the inmates are running the asylum. Porno newshounds near and far will appreciate DM’s report & pics from the recent KSEX awards show. If you’re one of those folks who only looks at the pictures, skip straight to beautiful shots of Dee in the altogether (mostly in the altogether … which is the way we like it, dammit). Did I mention that Lucky is out of town? [And now I’m not. I’m reserving opinion on whether or not this is a good thing. At first blush, it seems we have altogether too many inmates around this asylum. The secret to success, however, must be not to let the first blush disuade you.] [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Felicia Fox, D.Minion]

Dee and picture    Dee and door
12/6/03

If you’re a Member here, you’re no stranger to … well … strangeness. If that’s the case, today you’ll have some chance of understanding what we can only describe as Stream of Consciousness Web Posting. On the upside, we have Anais’ latest Video Diary entry, and we have a sneak preview of last week on set with Michael Ninn and Angel Cassidy. We also have an overwhelming desire to say, “Say Goodnight, Anais.” We’re attributing this lack of cognizance to being new at this. Next week, we’ll think of a different excuse. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Katsumi, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais showing off her good jeans.
12/3/03

It’s Oh, Pun season as a new temporary scribemaster takes over the oddness that defines the Risqué parent site. The inmates are literally running the asylum here as we offer up the latest in Juli Ashton’s Night Calls episodes, and the former “Big Dick” seems powerless to stop us. Hopefully that won’t be too much of a problem, and (equally hopefully) he’ll never read back to notice anyway. Basically, we’re what you’re left with when Other Matters prevail, but that seems to fit. We’ll just warn you, this is All The Spanks You GetTake a pillory; we’ll call you in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath and Juli
12/1/03

Today we’re testing powers of imagination as we ask you to imagine Anais having a large black penis. We’re talking about Dee’s new show on Spice LIVE, you see, and since her co-host is Mr. Marcus … Well, it’s sort of complicated. Just look at the pretty pictures and be grateful you don’t reside in our confused mind. It’s pretty in here, but a little odd sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

What you want to find in YOUR bathroom.