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October 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/10

Goblins and Witches and Ghouls. Oh my. … Curious. Possibly creepy. We spy. … And that’s about enough poetry for today we expect. … Hey, sexual interest takes many forms, and as long as everyone playing falls into the “Consenting Adults” category, we try pretty hard to avoid judgment. Besides, on this particular day, it will be a lot more fun to think about chocolate in its various forms. Of course you might want to consider today’s videos while you enjoy something sweet. And if your personal something sweet happens to be a real live person, well, all the better. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ashley Long, Michael Ninn Video]

Juli Ashton being a Weenie
10/28/10

You know how you can tell that our lives have changed, and products just aren’t what they used to be? Well, one way would probably be when you find a mouse nest in your garage made out of a d-CON box. Assuming you don’t live someplace where you notice mice trying move indoors for the winter, you might notice that current events seem a lot funnier than they used to be. We decided that the second topic would probably be more interesting than the first today. We’re clever like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Brittany Andrews, Capri Anderson]

“Ho“d on to Your Horses
10/24/10

Today the NFL has promised that they will take none of the violence out of the professional game, while they concurrently attempt to force the highly-paid players to stop hitting each other so hard. OK. So you might consider that what they’re really trying to do may be to avoid the really, really bad publicity that will result when a player breaks his neck and suffers paralysis, but what does it matter really? That’s clearly a wonderful goal, regardless of how awkwardly the League has phrased its approach. For those of the decidedly less violently motivated you might consider Shayla LaVeaux and Brittany Andrews “Playing in Pastel Perfection” – these lasses pursuing an altogether different wonderful goal of their own. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]

Technically Brittany and Shayla in this Photo
10/19/10

[We don’t usually just quote Maverick’s 247AdultStars “What’s New” entries, preferring as a rule to let the folks that decide to visit there peruse the European edition of the entry. Today we opted to just quote the lad. … ] “Sadly, this scene nearly didn’t ever see the light of day. One of our cameras chose this very day and shoot to go down. It locked up completely, and no matter what our tech people (and everyone else we could find around) could do, the temperamental electronics just refused to play well with others. What you’ll see today comes from a recovery of the very tape in said camera at its petulant demise. (We still shot on DV tape then.) After repeated efforts, much pleading, even more cursing, and a whole lot of video gymnastics, we finally managed to capture the tape, but not at the normal quality we would generally enjoy. We wouldn’t want you to miss out on Syren’s solo scene, however, so we added a few filters, termed it “ism” (as one of our favourite American directors, Michael Ninn, likes to call “artistic style” ) and finally bring the scene to you. No matter where you happen to be in life, a truth survives: Some women are worth the wait.” [Makes you want to watch it, right? Of course we’ve added our own little flair for those Members that choose to enter here. What’s the point of being Risqué if you don’t feel special?] [STAR TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Cytherea, Syren Sexton, Exclusive Video]

A Way to Certainly Party Hearty
10/14/10

Driving around the circuitous streets of Los Angeles yesterday we saw a license plate that read “2GR8M8TS” on a vehicle driving much too leisurely for its presence on the 101 Freeway, truth be told. Upon reflection back at the office, the more naive among us attributed a touching “romantic” notion to the sentiment, while the more cynically-inclined pointed out that the owner could well have simply been a well satisfied bigamist. As often happens around here, though, the incident served to point out that every coin of seeming good fortune has (at least) two sides – which (also as often happens around here) provided us with a dandy segue into a discussion of modern life as a porn star performer. Fortunately for all of you, it remains easy to skip all the economic philosophy set against a current events background and just look at the beautiful women performing in a technologically advancing environment. … If more people taught economics with naked ladies, you’d have probably paid more attention in college, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Holly Sampson, Juelz Ventura]

Somewhat Idealized Teacher and Student
10/10/10

Wow. Good things must be supposed to happen on 10-10-10. Honestly when we scheduled the conclusion of D.Minion’s coverage of Cytherea’s first-ever shoot for her own web site, we didn’t actually recognize the numerical significance of today. Of course we’ve never been averse to taking full credit for an absolutely accidental stroke of good fortune. Come to think of it, that must be what Sean Michaels thought when Cytherea first approached him about “trading” a little good time between them. Never underestimate the value of serendipity. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Sean Michaels]

Bed Ideas for Cytherea
10/7/10

Between all of the (some say vastly over-educated) people around here, we have a pretty good vocabulary en toto, as it were. (And, no, that doesn’t have anything to do with a small dog from Kansas.) That said, many times in life a 5 cent word can beat the heck out of one of those $10 ones. So with the official launch of CYTHEREA’S NEW MEMBERS’ SIDE today, and after much careful consideration, we came up with just such a perfect little word: WHEW! … Now that may not mean much to some of the less geeky out there, but if you consider the alterative approach that came in second place, “Because of the Lord’s great love we are not consumed, for His compassions never fail,” … well, you can see why we just went with WHEW. Does anyone else find it odd that the some of the most “hopeful” philosophies of the Bible come from the book Lamentations? … Yeah, we know. That’s hardly the only ironic part. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video]

Cy's Sighs and Thighs of Relief
10/5/10

We’ve been crunching so much code getting Cytherea’s new Blog designed to her standards that we almost forgot a very important birthday today. OK. So the odds of D.Minion forgetting this birthday are somewhat worse than her deciding to be a last-minute write-in gubernatorial candidate for the state of California, but she’d probably have as good a chance at success with the job as either of the other two already bitter people actually on the ballot. Still she did insist we “Celebrate with Juli” today, and she even enlisted some assistance from Dee. And Juli must be in the prime of life now, or at least her age is a prime number this year. That counts, right? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Juli Ashton]

Always “Dee“Lightful

March 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/27/04

We try to spread things around here, if you’ll pardon the expression. We do so not because of the repetitive rebellion so much as recognition of the fact that we just generally have a lot of different things to talk about. Sometimes, though, it’s good to let a plan evolve, which you’ll learn if you bother to read today’s entry. If you don’t bother to read the prose, you can nonetheless meander over another DVD Gallery from Pop, courtesy of Ninn Worx, and you can see some rather entertaining mpegs from Behind the Scenes on Georgia Adair’s next movie for Michael. All in all, it’s The Prose or the Pro’s … unless you chose both, of course. Choices are good. Don’t Panic. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dominica Leoni Video, Wanda Curtis, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Georgia Adair ... Many times today. Many times is also good.
3/23/04

OK. We finally got enough emails complaining about us not putting up the final chapter of Dee’s Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows to annoy us and spur us into motion. OK, It was actually only one email, but it was from Maverick, and he was just across the hall when he sent it, and that was annoying, so it did the trick. We also decided to post a bunch of beautiful pictures of Juli Ashton sunning herself (actually, a lot of herself) in Mexico, just to make the non-video fans happy. We’re very friendly around here … except to Maverick: He still has dirt to move … =)  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video]

Juli Ashton ... pooling her “ass“ets ...
3/20/04

Today we have Rabbi Ruminations in our Ninn Worx Weekend, and that’s unusual even for us. Of course we also have 60 pictures and a Slide Show featuring Anais and Dee in Fem: Diva for the less theologically inclined. So whether you want to whet your intellectual appetite with “Lesbo up-front About It” or just carpet munch away, you should have a great Saturday. It could be worse: You could be Mav in the front yard with 3 tons of decomposed granite. (Evil Laugh.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Teanna Kae, Devon Michaels, Jesse V., Michael Ninn, Lon]

Anais and Dee. They want to be alone. Too bad.
3/19/04

Georgia comes into town next week to film the sequel to Becoming Georgia Adair. She and Michael have decided to try and get together more than once this year, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a little more of the lovely lady. We’re hoping to give her some subtle advice too, as this thumbnail from “Georgia at Danni’s Hard Drive” clearly shows. You see Georgia was giving a “Virtual Lap Dance” and she’s generally a very happy and smiley person, but, still, I just don’t think you should be laughing and pointing like this while giving a lap dance. Guys are sensitive too. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Brook Bradford, D.Minion]

Georgia Adair-- Points well taken.
3/15/04

Wow. A special treat awaits you today, as you get to ride on a water slide with Inari Vachs and Dee, and if you’re quick, you can even catch a glimpse of Wendy Divine. Of course you can also check out Dee’s photography, using Kristal Summers as a subject, and Hedonism III in Jamaica as a backdrop. If neither of those options interest you, you could always work on your taxes, but we wouldn’t advise mentioning that to any of your friends. Oh, and we tried really, really hard not to, but we titled this post Fronds in ‘Mo Places. Sometimes we just can’t help ourselves. It’s sad. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Wendy Divine Video, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers amidst the foliage. Darned foliage.
3/12/04

Did you ever know someone that was afraid to buy a new car because they were afraid that something would happen to it, or, worse, someone would just steal it? Occasionally (and sadly) it’s easy to understand that philosophy. In today’s introspection we take a brief look at the price (and risks) of fame, particularly as they relate to our poor aggrieved friend, Inari Vachs. Someone has stolen her identity on the web, and we’ve come up with if not a certainly successful solution, at least an entertaining one. We’ve also added a bit of Greek Mythology, always good for a laugh, and 104 wonderful pictures of the even more wonderful Ms. Vachs. We call it “Love is all we Heed” — you can call it a fine way to end the week.  [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari: Pastel and Pontificating
3/10/04

Our Maverick friend from over the Atlantic is counting down the days until he has to return home and go back to work. After what he’s been through here, he’ll need to go back to work to rest: The vacation has to be killing him. Being the type prone to torment, we’re putting up Part Three of the Cam Show that will define all Cam Shows, that actually happened while Carol was here. As a bonus we’re even showing how Shayla LaVeaux put the Wabo in Cabo way before Sammy Hagar began his exile there. He might as well have been driving 55 … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Shayla ... LaVeaux-erly in her youth.
3/7/04

After the appropriate apologies to Michael Ninn, for not giving the Ninn Worx Weekends their appropriate due, we’re continuing our Dee, Kristal Summers, & Mr. Marcus extravaganza today. All in all, everyone should be happy … but probably Mr. Marcus most of all. What a great job he has. If I were only younger … and better looking … with a better body … Oh, never mind.  [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Dee Video, Angel Cassidy, Mandy Bright, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Object of “Dee“sire ...
3/5/04

Today the dogs got a bath. Naturally D.Minion felt it vitally important to document this fact with photographs. The picture below shows the only male in our Canine Crew surveying his domain in a newly-acquired camouflage kerchief. Being just the tiniest bit irreverant, we’ve entitled it Semper Fido. You can look at even more pictures like this inside. Of course, you can also see part one of the recent cam show featuring Dee, Kristal Summers, and Mr. Marcus if you’d rather — although we can’t imagine why this would be the case. Still, it takes all kinds to make a world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Puppy Dogs, Exclusive Video]

Buda, the miniature Dachshund -- Bad to the bone, but nice to the people.
3/4/04

D.Minion has been after us to catch up on the new “Dee KSEX Area” that Mav built. (We were going to dock his pay, and then we realized that he doesn’t actually get any, so we resolved to make him work in the dirt some more. But that’s a story for another day.) Dee also has been after us to get to work on this area, but Dee sweetened the pot by saying she’d do another cam show with secret guests if we got going on the KSEX stuff. We started today with 11/6/03 and 11/13/03. We’re relatively easy to bribe, as it turns out. As an aside, Faithful Members among us will recognize that as a tribute to our resident slave labor, Maverick, D.Minion took all of the pictures in the first set horizontally. Hey, what are friends for? Oh, and Dee’s next cam show is Wednesday, March 10th, at 4:00 EST. Set your alarm, happy2 …  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Steve: Fat Man. Man with Dee's hand in his pants. (Name withheld because he couldn't remember it.) Dee. Fat man not pictured: Harry.
3/2/04

Mav’s been playing with all of the new software around here … with the predictable choice for subject matter. He’s come quite a long way with the Photoshop skills, and he’s picking up the html coding like … well, like a brash American …. Having recently observed him handle a shovel, however, we’re confident that all we needed to do to win the Revolutionary War was bury ourselves. They’d never have found us, and would have just wandered off confused after awhile. Maybe if Kristal were the mentor …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Maverick]

Kristal Summers, and Mav has no questions.

January 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/04

I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Dee and a large penis. Not pictured: Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, and a whole bunch of other XXX stars. Oh, Lon, Craig, and SteveD are also not pictured.
1/28/04

We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove]

This certainly qualifies as “Being with Juli Ashton” we're thinking ...
1/27/04

Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann, always a reason to smile.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/26/04

There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh?  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Kristal Summers exercising naked. Works for us.
1/24/04

Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Michael Ninn's “In the Garden of Shadows”
Anais IS … In the Garden of Shadows
1/23/04

Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETEWe’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

... and, of course, Nick Manning ...
1/20/04

Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]

Mr. Marcus ... happy about Kristal Summers and Dee.
1/16/04

We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon]

D.Minion's finger about to stroke Dee.
1/15/03

Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn]

Anais, coy and cute ... to say the least.
1/13/04

At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Kristal Summers, just hanging out in the yard.
1/6/04

Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

“Incredible” Anais
1/5/04

What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton, ready to rock.
1/2/04

It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Anais and Wanda Curtis, for Michael Ninn. Lucky bastard.

July 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/30/04

Well we’ve finally managed to catch up with the calendar around here, having just decided to postpone future attempts at “automated” web posts. Maybe we’re just too old fashioned around here, so we need to stick with old-fashioned methods. You can read about a whole bunch of new fashion, though, and peek in on Anais and Juli Ashton, at the 2004Night of the Stars event that we attended this week. Watching Juli read scripted dialogue with Seymore Butts was actually a bit surreal, as was watching the winners accepting their awards. When I first started in this business some 14 years ago, the winners (basically company owners and other industry hot-shots) all looked like Charleton Heston. This year, they all looked like Mr. Dreysdale from The Beverly Hillbillies. We are getting older … Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton being interviewed for television. Imagine that ...
7/28/04

It’s The Last Resort for Kristal Summers, but she seems fine with the whole thing. Pat Myne, her partner in the scene for this movie seemed a whole lot better than “fine” by the looks of him. Some people have all the luck … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal having fun with her job. Pat, actually having MORE fun.
7/26/04

Apparently Dee can Rock that Ass like few others, and so when Sean Michaels had a chance to do an anal scene with her in The Return of Sean Bond he very quickly and gallantly said, “Yes, please.” D.Minion was there and it’s actually safe to say you could consider them both shaken AND stirred … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

If the ass is a'rockin' don't bother knockin' ...
7/24/04

We promised Kristal and Devinn that we’d do what we could to continue to promote their upcoming “appearance” at Hedonism III in Jamaica this December. Of course we’ve also promised Juli Ashton that we’d do the same thing for her excursion to Jamaica this October, so it may get confusing along the way. Basically, you should just move in to Hedonism III for the final quarter of 2004, and then you’ll be sure to see everything. Also, if you read this story carefully, you’ll find out some extremely interesting information about Dee … Sorry, you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Bert, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton on the beach. Looking on: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, and Becca. We promise ...
7/21/04

Night Calls was going old-school this time around, as Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon joined Juli and Tiffany on the famous red couch. There was potentially a little too much talk about auto-fellatio, perhaps, but any time you get a chance to see Christy’s breasts, it pretty much makes up for anything. Fortunately, Ron kept his breasts hidden. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion]

Christy and Juli Ashton. Not pictured: Tiffany Granath. Sorry, Tiff, but it's Christy Canyon, after all.
7/18/04

Sometimes titles can be incredibly descriptive, as today’s Ninn Worx Weekend will demonstrate. Courtesy of Mr. Ninn we have 100 pictures and a Slide Show from Double Penetration. That seems to pretty much say it all, right? If you consider the show stars Katsumi, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Rayveness, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Ashley Long, Shy Love, Dominica Leone and Jodie Moore, well that certainly says it all. Talented lot, these … [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi, Rayveness, Shy Love, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Dominca Leone, Ashley Long, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Jodie Moore, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Call these 10 wombs with a view.
7/17/04

As Anais has just begun her second year under contract with Ninn Worx, we thought it might be interesting to go back and dig up D.Minion’s previously unpublished account of Anais’ first day on the job. One of the truly amazing things about this profession has to be watching the rapid, and often breathtaking, transformations that women in this business undergo. Now when you start with all the raw materials that Anais did, even the beginnings were impressive. Clearly she’s way too young to challenge the Queen, but, folks, there’s absolutely a new Princess in town … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais on her very first photo set. You can already tell ...
7/14/04

A couple of days ago Dee very sweetly pointed out that her “Index to KSEX” seemed to be a little bit behind the times. We rather cavalierly suggested that this was perfectly OK, as we were sure that no one really looked at it anyway. For the record, we should note here that “cavalierly” was not precisely the manner in which Dee preferred to receive a response in this situation. Who knew? After assuring her that we did indeed wish to continue to see her naked on a regular basis, we offered to put up D.Minion’s account of Dee’s most recent KSEX adventure — with Kristal, no less — this week. Then we tried to explain that if we put up all the dates for which DM has KSEX stories, but that aren’t posted yet, people would be more easily able to see how far we fall behind sometimes. Dee said, “Uh-Huh.” We updated that page too. Geez, some people have no sense of humor … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal and Dee topless. Works for our couch ...
7/12/04

According to D.Minion sometimes people just want to know, “What up?” We’re not sure what that means exactly, except perhaps that D.Minion has been spending too much time around Dee. On the off chance that we could decipher it correctly, however, we decided to provide a little snippet in time of the current state of not only Dee, but Kristal Summers, Anais, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, D.Minion, and even Harry. Does this mean “What up?” Youth may be wasted on the young, but it’s not all that easy getting older either … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee waiting for a bus. Truth is stranger than fiction.
7/9/04

Just call us the Sly Sultans of Seque … Come to think of it, you shouldn’t actually call us. We’d probably just send you to voicemail anyway, truth be told. Speaking of truth, we have a bit of that today, although that seems to be a relative term when it comes to history, but at least we’re fulfilling part of D.Minion’s promise to put up her shots from Kristal’s most recent Cam Show. We also have a surprisingly interesting “videography” on LA Erotica, and some honestly rather uninspiring stuff about spaghetti. All in all, maybe you should just look at the pictures … like Brian does … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers' butt ... of course.
7/7/04

Night Calls begins its new time slot tonight, and it’s got pretty much everyone around here a bit confused. Don’t think D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, June 16, 2004 will help you understand Juli Ashton or Tiffany Granath much better, however. Apparently all was a bit surreal. Well, when you start with purple bagels at the beginning of the day, that’s pretty much to be expected. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, D.Minion]

Tiffany, as we'd like to see her on OUR couch any time ...
7/6/04

Well, we’re making the effort at apology here by putting the Slide Show Replay of Kristal’s latest Cam Show really, really quickly. According to D.Minion, if we get up the video replay of the most recent Cam Show with Kristal AND Dee, people might begin to forgive us our human error. We’re going to go with that until we hear differently … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers, warming Mav's bed ...
7/4/04

… [Sigh. This post was supposed to go up this weekend, but it didn’t. We checked to see what happened, and it seems we forgot to push a button, so we can’t even blame the computers on this one. Still, “Human Error” means that actual humans run this site, and that’s a far cry better than many. … Sorry.] The fact that we chose the 4th of July to put up a review of an adult industry convention in America, written by a British citizen just goes to show what fun and clever people we are. It may go on to show some other stuff too, but we generally just choose to ignore those things. Life’s too short to dwell on unpleasantness, we think. So read what you can, survey what you have time for, and then go blow some stuff up! Happy Birthday ALL … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Alexis Amore, Rayveness, Nina Hartley, Devinn Lane, Christy Canyon, Lon, Maverick]

Maverick and his future ex-wife, Christy Canyon.
7/1/04

Sometimes the XXX business can be an odd place. (We’ll assume that doesn’t come as a big surprise, come to think of it.) So after six years in the business, Dee finally had a chance to do a scene with Sean Michaels, and D.Minion was there to document. We’re pretty sure we don’t even need to say much more than that, actually, so we’ll just let you get to it. As you can tell from the thumbnail here, Dee took to the activity with athletic passion. Too bad Sean couldn’t end up using the scene … Now they’ll have to do it again. Hey, maybe Dee did that on purpose. She’s a sneaky one, that Dee …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Lisa Sparxxx, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Dee in repose. She can pose with the best of them, can't she?