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April 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/21 Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

A Canyon of Christy

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Christy Canyon Video]

4/27/21 Ginger and Friends

GingerLynn

Friends with Girls

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Envy Mi Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Lyla Lei Video, Sassy Video]

4/25/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Detained with Profit Motive | vids

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Hollie Stevens Video, Alicia Alighatti Video, Emily Evermoore Video]

4/23/21 DeeA rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might come up with Petals in that case, which would in fact make you a winner today. Taken in the right light, therefore, we are almost as good as Shakespeare. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video]
4/22/21 Faith LeonWe tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, giving a gift “outside” your circle and immediate family. Giving something to hundreds or thousands of people that you will never, ever meet simply seems good, and we all need something to feel good about these days. Of course giving your grandma a gift may help you end up in her will, whereas giving to the Earth will not have this benefit. If the Earth dies, well … no need for a will. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon]
4/21/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Fans of Divergent Fables

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Lacy Rose Video]

4/21/21 Christiana Cinn

GingerLynn

Christiana Cinn Talks | Twitches

[STAR TAGS: Christiana Cinn Video]

4/19/21 Rio MariahWhen in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be more of an aspiration than some personal credo — albeit one with a very fine “asp” on display, come to think of it. … If you have a very strong preference for, and belief in, the type of modeling clay you prefer, would you then have a Play-Doh Credo? … These are the types of questions which remind us that we could perhaps need a nap. You might prefer an analysis of Makayla Cox and Rio Mariah before yours. … Hey! Come to think of it, we can blame it on Rio. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Makayla Cox Video, Rio Mariah Video]

4/18/21 Lilly Banks

ReelRisque

If Looks Could Thrill pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Lilly Banks Video]

4/17/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Amazing (and Friendly) Feats

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland]

4/15/21 Mia MalkovaY’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with Mia Malkova it does tend to distract from really dull concepts like amortization of fixed assets. Mia does, however, possess some excellent assets. And she balances exceptionally well too, come to think of it. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Veronica Snow Video, Marly Brinx]
4/14/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Rhymes with Goonies

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video]

4/13/21 Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Annette Haven

GingerLynn

Y’Know, That One Spot

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Amber Lynn Video, Annette Haven Video]

4/11/21 Taylor May

GingerLynn

Aubrey Gold – Taylor May – Carrie – Kianna Bradley – Ally Kay – Hyapatia Lee

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/11/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

The Icon in Rare HD

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/10/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Maidens Numbering Ten

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/10/21 Brittasny AndrewsSo D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] 
4/8/21 Melissa Jacobs

GingerLynn

One Just Got Away

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Melissa Jacobs Video]

4/6/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Friends with Bad Bob | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Sasha Heart Video, Tessa Taylor Video]

4/5/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Seeking Sonya | vid

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

4/3/21 Ginger, Lois Ayers, Stacy Donovan

GingerLynn

Book of Scraps

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacy Donovan Video, Lois Ayers Video]

4/2/21 Angel and Ginger

GingerLynn

Angel of Her Eye

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Angel Video]

4/1/21 Lacey LennonAfter careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they still look really pretty that way. [STAR TAGS: Blake Blossom Video, Lacey Lennon]

June 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/11

We’ll pretty much consider anything as a topic if it leads to a discussion of female masturbation. We’re quirky that way. And every group needs a leader, of course. Well if you’ve spent any time at all as a member in the Risque Communes you’ve undoubtedly become familiar with D.Minion, our resident Queen of Quirk. This time around she somehow manages to take Lala X, a British adult actress, and meld her into a special Love, American Style. As you probably guessed, we are in fact talking about the television show that ran 40 years ago. … See? … Quirky, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Lala X Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]

Two for the Show
6/28/11

Odds seem pretty solid that we’d have paid a lot more attention in Health class if Nicki Hunter had been our teacher. In addition to being an awesome singer, Ms. Hunter has a rather unusual (we assume) perspective on at least one of the four basic food groups, as you may learn today. Should education enterprises such as this seem overly taxing for your current mood, you might just pop over and see how Shayla LaVeaux chooses to pass the time in a recreational vehicle. Road Trip anyone? [FEATURED TAGS: Nicki Hunter Exclusive Video, Erica McLean Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Learning is Good
6/25/11

If you spend some of your free time reading, you’ll occasionally run across some wonderful quotes. For example, John D. MacDonald wrote, “Life is the process of finding out, too late, everything that should have been obvious to you at the time.” Now the fine author penned this pithy observation in The Only Girl in the Game, but to be fair, we actually discovered it as the introduction in Paul Levine’s Slashback. After such a literary introduction of our own, you might think that we’d be on an intellectual quest today, perhaps explicating a poem by John Donne and dealing with a rather different form of conceit than the adult industry usually provides, this of the metaphysical sort. … Naw. We’re just letting D.Minion rant about how she hates to miss things and remembering fondly the first time we got to see Cytherea’s new boobs. … We all enjoy life’s callings a little differently. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]

Not Far From Donne, Truth Be Told
6/23/11

To be quite honest, one of our favorite aspects of working on this site for over a decade has to be that we simply don’t need to make stories up. While we do rather enjoy reading fiction, the dedication and attention to detail that it requires to actually write it really doesn’t interest us much. Around here it works much more like a typical “editorial” job in an old fashioned journalistic setting. Of course we would maintain that our particular subject matter tends to keep one’s general interest more than, for example, local politics, or even the local football team. Come to think of it, probably all the NFL players are looking at risque.com every single day while they wait for the lockout to end. That makes sense, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn]

Cassidey - Doing Her Bit for the NFLPA
6/20/11

Most of us have probably heard the saying “The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry” – or some sort of variation on that translation. Many of us, however, might be surprised to learn that the quote does not come from the book Of Mice and Men, but rather comes from a really old poem by Robert Burns, which inspired the name of the aforementioned book. Sadly neither Mr. Burns, or the excellent author John Steinbeck ever got a chance to photograph Cytherea taking a bath, and we feel sorry for them. As for the members, you can look up the poem if you want, but looking at Cytherea would probably be a lot more fun. Because we’re kind and like to give hints, the relevant lines in the poem read literally, “The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘men / Gang aft a-gley” (ouch) while Cytherea in a tub reads like the photo here. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Wendy Divine]

Poetry Perhaps of a More Relevant Sort
6/17/11

At its essence life comes down to a matter of perspective. You can approach it with emotions ranging from calm benevolence to malevolent ire, but in the end we’re all going to end up in the same place. No matter how rich you happen to be, no matter how many friends you have on facebook, the final chapter will read the same for each of us. What matters, therefore, becomes how we interact with the world before that final date on the tombstone. Take D.Minion. … We keep asking and yet no one seems willing to. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2011, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Raquel Devine Exclusive Video]

Shayla LaVeuax in Consdieration of D.Minion
6/15/11

Do you know how you can tell if you’re bowling with Cytherea? At some point in the evening the PA announcer will utter the words, “Wet cleanup on Alley 11” in one variation or another. (True story.) … Not everything that porn people do in life has to do with being nude and sweaty, shocking as that may seem, and this time around we’re celebrating that fact to rather lengthy extent. Heather Vandeven and Michelle Maylene drop by to help D.Minion’s story (thus the “lengthy” part of the description), and then you can pop over to Cy’s site in case you missed her update earlier this week. Come to think of it, you can watch her “prepare” for bowling, although you’ll still need to bring along your own sweat, assuming you find that appropriate. We figure you can handle that part. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Heather Vuur Exclusive Video, Heather Vandeven Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene Exclusive Video, Nicki Hunter]

Monitoring Heather and Michelle. It's a living.
6/11/11

Let’s see, shall we? We should be talking about shooting explicit photos of Cytherea on a couch, and eventually we do get there, but we take what we’ll term an unusual path in the process. We’ve got modern technology, Greek Mythology, inventions from classic Hollywood starlets, WWII, and even foreign nuclear reactors to get through first. Can you tell Lon wrote the story? Really, really smart fellow, that Lon. He does seem to rattle easily on occasion, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Vicca]

Cytherea's NOT hiding from Lon's lessons. We swear.
6/8/11

Doing some of the most normal things in life can take on an … let’s go with unusual … twist when you do them with porn stars. Of course given the choice between the normal and the not, everyone in this business would choose the latter. Look at it this way: We wouldn’t have chosen this profession if we felt at all typical in our overall approach to life. Allegedly time will tell if we’ve chosen the right path, but until then, everyone should lobby for the chance to make ice cream with Shayla LaVeaux. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray, Dolorian, Evan Stone]

It's All About Concentration
6/4/11

You have your basic Hall of Fame in a lot of different places in life. What you’ll find a lot more rare will be these instances where you can find a Hall of Should Be Fame when you run across it. Of course if you found a hall that contained Sabrina Rose, Celeste Star, and our good friend Charlie Laine, you could probably think of a lot of ways to make that famous too. It all seems relative in life, doesn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Sabrina Rose Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

it must be hot in that hall
6/2/11

Should you be reading this historically, you won’t notice any difference, but those looking at it currently certainly will. As almost all of you know by now, for the last week or so we (along with millions of others in cyberland) have been under attack by an admittedly quite smart, but altogether nefarious character nonetheless. For the first time in our history we actually got “cracked” and have been frantically dealing with the aftermath for some time now. Finding the leak, as it were, is nothing compared to repairing all the damage done, if you want to know the truth. We’ve got it all locked down again now, better than ever ironically enough, and we’ve got a bunch of stuff backed up in the queue which we’ll rebuild quickly. We’ll catch up. We always do. And we do so elegantly, as you can tell from the picture of Shayla here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Stormy Daniels, Kayden Kross, Sophie Dee, Bobbi Star, Stoya, Ginger Lynn, Monique Alexander, Faye Reagan, Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue]

The Milk of Shayla Kindness

May 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/04

Don’t you hate it when you do stupid stuff? Somehow in all the chaos of the last couple of weeks (Michael and team are in Budapest shooting now. Getting them out of town was a challenge, not that you care.) we forgot to post the Cinco de Mayo Night Calls episode. (About this you certainly care.) Well we’re making up for it today, and we’ll just have to apologize for delaying the reveal of Juli’s personal twist on chorizo con huevos, with Julian playing an important role. If you’re a member, you can see this thumbnail, and probably figure out what we mean. If you’re not, well you should be. So enjoy the read, and if your Spanish is up to speed, you can help us out on the Message Board too. Estamos muy apesadumbrados, D.Minion. No nos mate por favor. Intentamos realmente, realmente difícilmente. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Lola, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath, Juli Ashton, and Julian, hoping Juli doesn't use her teeth.
5/27/04

We were pulling up to a convenience store today when we noticed a stunning, 20-something, brunette getting out of a sporty little car. The sun happened to be behind her, and it was obvious that she didn’t have a thing on under her very thin (and short) cotton dress. It was also obvious she knew how to walk to attract attention. Standing behind her in line, we observed that her key ring said, “Ye Old Tattoo Shop” on it, but she had no tattoos visible, despite the fact that there was not much of her actually covered by clothing. After paying for our purchases we exited and saw her car still parked in the lot, whereupon we also saw that she had leopard skin seat covers and a blood-red cell phone. Driving away, we ultimately took note of the fact that she had two bumper stickers on her vehicle. The first said, “White Trash,” and the second advised, “My priest fucked your honor student.” You gotta love LA. Now this all of this has nothing to do with D.Minion’s observations of Dee and The Nooner cast at a recent Spice Promotional shoot, but, then, neither do the 135 pictures from Hedonism III. By the way, if you live in Southern California, and you happen to know this stunning brunette, could you have her call us? D.Minion wants to introduce her to the Sybian …  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Becca, D.Minion]

Not yet pictured: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Eric Masterson, and Becca (once).
5/25/04

Our relative “Beef Stew” approach to information shows itself again, as we have a member’s view of “Blondage by the Night,” DM’s recent shaving of her pussy, and some accidental hard core. It’s odd how we combine things sometimes. If this whole Internet Porn thing doesn’t work out, we’re going to open a Bed and Breakfast. We like it spicy …  [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Janine, Jessica Drake, Gina Lynn, Selena Steele, DoLorian, Shay Sights, Terri Weigel, Amber Lynn, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon]

Julia Ann & Janine ... with a paid spokesmodel ... probably.
5/23/04

Some people think that we should show you the “official” DVD Galleries from Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait if we’re going to show you “Behind the Scenes” shots too. Some people think that y’all can’t possibly be tired of Georgia Adair, Justine, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, and a bunch of boys (to be perfectly honest) doing their version of “Working for a Living” … Some people might be right about this. So today, it’s Ninn Worx Weekend Number Forty-Six! Wow. Time flies when you’re having fun … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Justine Joli, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair. If you don't know her yet, you will soon.
5/22/04

Well, it took long enough, but we finally have gotten to the point of Mav’s vacation story. Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait released this week, and after a great many weeks learning about American construction methods, Maverick finally got to do something fun. We’re showing you “Day One” of his account here, and there are actually 210 pictures you might be interested in seeing. Of course you’ll be on to page four of the picture pages before the actual sex scenes begin, but there’s lots of Georgia naked before that. It seems Mav was a little excited … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Justine Joli, Dominica Leone, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Georgia Adair filming. Look also for our buddy TJ Hart. She'll be the really tall naked one.
Georgia's Web site.
5/17/04

“It is an ancient Mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.” Would that we could have done the same with any of parts eight, nine, or ten of what it’s like living temporarily in Mav’s world. If you’re of the literary ilk you’ll get today’s editorial title “Pine of the Trenchant Foreigner,” and understand that Coleridge is somewhat easier to read than Maverick. If not, you’ll at least understand that we have some wonderful pictures and private views of Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Dee, and even a little bit of a Porn Star Guest Star. You’ll also know that the little camera icons can be really helpful to just skip over the 5,000 words or so … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Wendy Divine, Stephanie Swift, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion]

Kristal, Inari, and Shayla -- not in the story.    Wendy -- not in the story.    Grasshopper Minion and Stephanie Swift -- IN the story!
5/14/04

We could tell you that today we have a nice little story about Dee and Georgia Adair doing the DVD commentary for Georgia’s very first movie for Ninn Worx. Of course that would unfortunately leave out the part where we mention that we also have Dee’s entire solo scene from Ninn Worx’ Soloerotica 4 AND some behind the scenes looks at Georgia’s second movie for Ninn Worx. All in all, we figured we should mention it all. Alright?  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Georgia, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Georgia witnessing her first DP. Boys wishing to show her more closely.
5/12/04

Let’s face it, you can’t always want to wade through the morass of minutia than spawns forth in written form from some of the experiences in our little world. Truth be told, some people never want to, but we try not to dwell on that truth with D.Minion. Today we have an alternative reality, and for us that’s saying a lot. We also have a bunch of naked pictures of Inari Vachs, and that says a whole lot more. Consider it a Public Service Announcement. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs ... possibly watching television.
5/10/04

Weighing in with part five, part six, and part seven, of what Maverick did on his winter vacation we have this positive bit of news: This makes seven parts of the story you never have to read again. Also, this time around we have his observations of Dee’s Cam Show where Anais dropped by to titillate, as it were, so you don’t even really need to pay attention to all of the strange “English-isms” … You’re probably “burnt” out anyway … On the upside, there’s no such thing as too many spread shots — at least that’s what we hear. [FEATURED TAGS:  KSEX Radio, Dee, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Venice Beach, sans spread shots ... and Dee ... and Anais ... And Kristal Summers.
5/9/04

We sailed past 3,500 pages on the web site today, and you’d think in all that time we’d at least have something important to say. However, we’ve resigned ourselves to the fact that we’re just going to have to be happy hanging around with beautiful women all of the time. (At this point we were going to point out that it’s a dirty job, but you know how we abhor puns around here, so we didn’t.) We are going to politely note that today’s Ninn Worx Weekend shows off Michael’s newest release Inside Myself while rattling on about some inconsequential thing or another. On the upside, you do get to see a lot of Anais who really doesn’t have to do much to show off other than show up. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais: Blinded by the light.
5/6/04

Driving home in the typical suburban misnomer known as “Rush Hour” the other day, I noticed a curious bumper sticker. It said, “I learned everything I needed to know in Sniper School.” You know, that’s not exactly how I remember the quaint little saying from my youth, but it does go to show that things are just a little bit unusual in LA. Take today’s D.Minion on Dee at KSEX post. We start with a stuffed monkey, pinned to a dart board and holding a red satin bra. We move to Dee dangling coat hangers from her nipples and adventurous people wearing afro wigs in rainbow colors … and then it gets weird. That’s pretty much all we want to say out here, discretion and valor, and all … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Cytherea, D.Minion]

Dee's wonderful place to hang your hat ... or your head.
5/5/04

Did y’all ever see How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Remember the little dog that the Grinch tries to make into a reindeer? Well, when the poor confused dog ends up under the sleigh, and then proceeds to jump up on the back of it, he gives the cutest little shrug and a friendly wave that at least for a moment stems the consternation evident in the Grinchy One. This wouldn’t be important here except that for as long as we’ve known Juli Ashton, she’s done this same move to signify a moment in time meaning, more or less, “I don’t know. It seemed like a good idea at the time.” So as you read about Night Calls, April 21, 2004 you might remember this thumbnail. That Juli, she’s a rare one … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cytherea, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton in the Grinch Dog pose.
5/4/04

D.Minion tries to deny it, but occasionally she gets Steamed by Mainstream. When Kristal and Anais were on a “real movie” set a few months back, DM somehow seemed to miss the festive spirit. Actually most of the time “Porn People” on a “real movie” set feel like everyone would like them better if they only just had leprosy or something. Still, we like to be up front around here, so try to see through the (denied) bitterness and have some fun today. If you pay close attention, there will be a suprise in here for you …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Stacy Burke, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Hint: We didn't say anything about Georgia Adair ...

December 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/03

We had a plan. The skeleton crew that remained here over the holidays decided to post D.Minion’s “On The Scene” report from Anais’ first movie Fem: Diva in honor of the new year, what with Anais being new in 2003 and all. Thus they faithfully plodded through the processing of the 200+ pictures that D.Minion saw fit to capture. Then the editorial staff sat down (it sounds like it’s way more than one person if you say it that way) and took a look at the article. It is, in its current state, 14 pages long, utilizing 4,995 words. “Word Count” can be a daunting tool. Consequently, we came up with another plan.

Today we have a nice little story about a day last summer when D.Minion was on the set for Spice TV with Julia Ann. It has a nice little collection of 10 paragraphs, most of them short, and a nice group of 37 mostly naked pictures of Julia. We liked this a lot. We will do our Fem: Diva piece in honor of the Adult Entertainment Expo that begins next week in Las Vegas, thus giving you a week to get through “The Epic That Began Anais.” You will think this is nice. The fact that D.Minion returns from vacation tonight, and will therefore be around to help with the bulk of the work that we face, has almost nothing to do with the reason that we decided to wait. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann, naturally beautiful, au naturale ...
Oh, and be safe tonight. Have sex at home … =)
12/28/03

Sean Michaels was kind enough to lend us his little tease for Rock that Ass, 23, and since the show features Dee, we figured today would be a good day to show off a dirty couple dozen. Now there will certainly be better (and more complete) coverage as time goes on, but if you think of this as primarily a therapeutic value, it will certainly serve as a more pleasant diversion than some will find today. If you bother to read the story, you’ll see what we mean. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lisa Sparxx]

Sean Michaels and Dee ... getting ready to rock.
12/26/03

Ninn Worx Weekends reappear, thankfully delivering us from the season of really bad puns. Given the time of year, however, we’re thinking that Innocence: Sweet Cherry might be just the thing to start us off on a more traditional approach. See, mom? I like tradition too … =) [Oh, by the way, the woman pictured in the Ninn Worx banner below is Nikita Denise, who just happens to be the newest contract player for Michael and his team. You hear all the good stuff here first. Oh, and also by the way, this turned out to never be technically true. A vast distance lies betwixt the promise and the paper. Remember that.] [FEATURED TAGS: Amberlina, Kellemarie, Ann Harlow, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Faith Lamour, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Amberlina -- to say the least.
12/25/03

If you ask my mother, she’ll tell you that the problem with the modern-day Christmas holiday stems from the “evil root of money.” According to her, people have forgotten the True Meaning of Christmas, and as a fine upstanding Baptist (ok, as fineand upstanding as one can be while still being a Baptist), she’ll be quick to point out that this festive season should NOT rely on gift-giving, but rather should invoke emotional, introspective, and faithfully tithing genuflection. Well, I can confidently say here that mom would be proud of this post. I can confidently say this because I’m absolutely certain mom is not a member of this site, and thus will never be able to see what’s inside. Mom always says I lack a certain reverence for tradition; my mom has always been very wise. Merry Christmas all … Happy Hanukah … Convivial Kwanzaa … e pluribus unum … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]

I love you Mom.
12/24/03

The Holiday Season is upon us, and we thought of the perfect gift for all of you. Rather than give away the secret, we’ll just tell you that we’ve decided to call it the Vachs Box. At a time of year when too many institutitions equate “value” with “cost,” we’re encouraging the simple path around here. Starting from the intrinsic premise that “It’s the thought that counts,” we’ve decided that Inari must be extremely valuable, as she stirs many thoughts … to say the least. She seems to stir some other parts too, but we’re way too polite to mention them. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

What every bad boy and girl wants to find under the tree: Inari Vachs.
12/22/03

Dee had a Cam Show today. If you missed it today, you can nevertheless catch the replay and D.Minion’s pictures today. Today is a good day to be both a member and an intern. We are not just saying that because today is the last day before Christmas bonuses get handed out. Probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. Actual size larger than shown.
12/19/03

We have our relatively common use of nostalgia today, but we also have a bit of poetry, complete with literary criticism, and even a touch of a requiem. Basically it may be just a little deep for casual perusal this time around, so maybe it’s best to simply look at the pictures of Kristal Summers acting out Love Letters. Many of you probably know that a member named Maverick (and that sounds like a country song) has quite a fascination with Ms. Summers. After looking through these pictures, we’re thinking you might see Maverick as a very smart man. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monika Star, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers “Loving” Nikko Night
12/17/03

It’s Night Calls Night again, and D.Minion got in her latest coverage just under the wire. She’s been spending so much time on set of late that she’s been falling further behind in her scribely duties. We have put her mind at ease, however, when she expresses her fears that we’ll reassign her various jobs to the couple of new interns we have working here for a bit and then fire her. As you peruse Night Calls, December 3, 2003 you too can rest assured that D.Minion will be around for a long time. We have clearly explained to her that she can’t be fired, as slaves have to be sold … Do we have an opening bid, by the way? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tall Goddess, DoLorian, D.Minion]

Smoke on the Water on the Brain of Juli Ashton.
12/16/03

In a recent FDA study, United States government doctors researching test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The US government researchers are at a loss to explain.

That pretty much typifies today’s miscellaneous approach. Sometimes you just run across stuff you don’t know what to do with, and so you just throw it all together and see what comes out. Think of this as the vegetable stew of web posts. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Jill Kelly, Ashton Moore, Harley Davis]

Not pictured, but in the post: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Becca, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, TJ Hart
12/14/03

It’s the holiday season, and so we decided to Wanda as we Wanda. Sometimes we scare even ourselves. On the upside, we’ve usually forgotten about it by the next day. If you can’t always have dazzling days, at least you can strive to have a short memory. And that’s a wonderfully deep thought on which to approach this week 14 of the of NFL. Come to think of it, it’s best to have perspective, a short memory, and football. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]

Wanda Curtis: A Fine Test Case.Wanda Curtis: A Fine Test Case
12/13/03

Time zones have an odd way of creating an introspective effect, it seems to me. And meeting new people interested in your job can create a retrospective one. The combination of these two leads to yet another appreciation of Juli Ashton, Michael Ninn, VCA Pictures, and all that we still have to learn. Somehow, that seems to say enough for the time being — except maybe, “It’s good to be home.” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, Nikita, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton ... back in Michael's Day.
12/10/03

Bonjour! Je m’appelle Tinker. J’adore Dee. Et vous? Clic ici! [Someone forgot to tell Tinker that everybody hates the French. I’ll put it on the list.]

See what happens when Lucky goes out of town? Yep, you guessed it … as others have mentioned, the inmates are running the asylum. Porno newshounds near and far will appreciate DM’s report & pics from the recent KSEX awards show. If you’re one of those folks who only looks at the pictures, skip straight to beautiful shots of Dee in the altogether (mostly in the altogether … which is the way we like it, dammit). Did I mention that Lucky is out of town? [And now I’m not. I’m reserving opinion on whether or not this is a good thing. At first blush, it seems we have altogether too many inmates around this asylum. The secret to success, however, must be not to let the first blush disuade you.] [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Felicia Fox, D.Minion]

Dee and picture    Dee and door
12/6/03

If you’re a Member here, you’re no stranger to … well … strangeness. If that’s the case, today you’ll have some chance of understanding what we can only describe as Stream of Consciousness Web Posting. On the upside, we have Anais’ latest Video Diary entry, and we have a sneak preview of last week on set with Michael Ninn and Angel Cassidy. We also have an overwhelming desire to say, “Say Goodnight, Anais.” We’re attributing this lack of cognizance to being new at this. Next week, we’ll think of a different excuse. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Katsumi, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais showing off her good jeans.
12/3/03

It’s Oh, Pun season as a new temporary scribemaster takes over the oddness that defines the Risqué parent site. The inmates are literally running the asylum here as we offer up the latest in Juli Ashton’s Night Calls episodes, and the former “Big Dick” seems powerless to stop us. Hopefully that won’t be too much of a problem, and (equally hopefully) he’ll never read back to notice anyway. Basically, we’re what you’re left with when Other Matters prevail, but that seems to fit. We’ll just warn you, this is All The Spanks You GetTake a pillory; we’ll call you in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath and Juli
12/1/03

Today we’re testing powers of imagination as we ask you to imagine Anais having a large black penis. We’re talking about Dee’s new show on Spice LIVE, you see, and since her co-host is Mr. Marcus … Well, it’s sort of complicated. Just look at the pretty pictures and be grateful you don’t reside in our confused mind. It’s pretty in here, but a little odd sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

What you want to find in YOUR bathroom.