Filed Under: Emma

October 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/28/07	We learn about money and naked British women today. Or maybe we just read about the process of Maverick coordinating a photo shoot for naked women utilizing almost no money. … Or (and this would be the more likely option, truth be told) we just look at a bunch of naked pictures of Kaz B and Masie and we pretty much ignore everything else. Hey, the NFL’s broadcasting in HD again today. For our part we have learned the occasional value of brevity. [FEATURED TAGS: Masie, Kaz B., Maverick]
10/25/07	Relationships are tricky animals. And relationships in the porn industry can be downright treacherous. Of course that doesn’t keep them from happening, and thus nothing keeps us from talking about them. Of course none of this technically has a great deal to do with Inari Vachs creating some “Pier Pressure” of her own, but we do find a way to work in Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Odd. Sometimes we worry about ourselves. We really do. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
10/20/07	Well this might be another “how” issue, but of a much simpler variety as Dee offers up one of her very early Cam Shows for replay. Of course we also give a brief look at another of her KSEX exploits, this time with Kiki Daire of the “Triple-D” fame. Sometimes just appreciating the how can look very nice indeed. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kiki Daire, D.Minion]
10/16/07	In an unusual twist, even for us, we offer up an examination of The How as much as The What this time around. Now we still let you in on the inside scoop on the latest big movie shoot we attended, and we provide impetus for soulful ruminations on life in a Microsoft World. We actually open with a brief reality check as we’re poised on the regular American Political Proving Ground, and eventually we even transition into some heretofore not publicly known intrigue involving Juli Ashton’s Night Calls, her original cohort, Doria Rone, and Playboy TV’s foray into the “Let’s Make a Movie About Our Series” business. Not to give too much away, and we’ll tell you right up front that we haven’t honestly seen the necessary sales or income reports required to be absolutely sure, but we’re thinking that The Simpsons Movie probably made more money. Clearly there’s no accounting for taste. … Of course we pretty much rely on that around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Doria, Vicca, Nikita, Emma, Chrissy, Risque News Insight]
10/11/07	As you read the varied historical perspective we’ve provided as accompaniment for a title called a capella, you’ll probably pick up on the irony. By definition, obviously, these items are meant to stand alone (or in this case usually lie alone). Come to think of it, if you “lie” alone to have sex, do you more correctly, then, lay alone? Things can get very confusing fairly quickly around here, but if you just concentrate on Jana Jordan, Heather Vuur, Rita Faltoyano, Carli Banks, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Holly Wellin, Ginger Lea, Andie Valentino, Marlie Moore, Lena Nicole, Alana Langford, Alexis Love, Tiffany Sweet, Jenaveve Jolie, Kaiya Lynn, Mika Tan, Nikki Benz, and Renee Perez it will help. It may not technically clarify much, but it does serve as a dandy distraction. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven Rita Faltoyano, Carli Banks, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Holly Wellin, Ginger Lea, Andie Valentino, Marlie Moore, Lena Nicole, Alana Langford, Alexis Love, Tiffany Sweet, Jenaveve Jolie, Kaiya Lynn, Mika Tan, Nikki Benz, Renee Perez, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] a fine way to consider the musical interludes more completely
10/9/07	We’ve done it to ourselves again. We don’t really have that many people working around here and everyone seems to be in the middle of one of those “Mega-Posts” that take a lot of time and organization. Consequently, if we ever make it through the queue, we’re quite certain you’ll be fascinated and intrigued … or maybe just entertained. We can live with either. Until then, we’ve taken a moment to appreciate Dee’s breasts, which if you’ve ever wondered turns out to be a dandy way to motivate people in the workplace. Now we have to be honest and point out that it may not work for all of you in all of your work places, but if it does, feel free to share. Dee’s very friendly as a rule. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
10/5/07	Well, we’re not exactly sure what an “Old Wave Hooker” would be, except maybe Xaviera Hollander. And we certainly have no idea what a “Neu Wave Hooker” might be, presumably because we’re much to old. Still, we have a very good idea about a couple of “New Wave Hookers” and how artists like Gregory Dark and Michael Ninn interpret them. Hey, if you have to start a weekend, doing it with hookers is always a good idea. (Please don’t tell your mom we said that.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Asia Carrera Video, Felecia Video, Vicca, Nikita, Stacy Valentine, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
10/02/07	How about we go back to something a little more normal here? OK. So we don’t really have all that “normal” in the grand scheme of “normal” around here, but how about we go back to something that doesn’t involve fairly dubious fact checking? We can be absolutely certain of what happened when D.Minion was on Day Two of the Mamacitas 8 set, and we have over 150 pictures to prove it. That Dee, she’s a talented thing, ain’t she? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Alexis Silver, Lena Juliette, Nataly, D.Minion] Come to your Mamacita

April 2001 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/28/01	After Deb’s week on the road with Devinn, we now come to the end of this saga. There are lots more pictures and a few more ribald tales as Deb gives us two more entries about the lovely Devinn Lane – “Devinn Visits Amityville” and “Devinn Goes Postal.” Enjoy! [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
4/27/01	It’s always great when one of the beautiful, sexy girls on our site decides to keep a journal and share it with us. Our buxom starlet, Kristal Summers, will now be letting you keep up with her progress on a continuing basis towards becoming a superstar in XXX. It’s with pride that we present to you – Blow By Blow – Kristal’s Journal! [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
4/26/01	D.Minion’s been on a tear (That’s a visual pun, by the way.), having presented us with two single-spaced pages of articles she has completed that we haven’t posted. Imagine our chagrin. No really, try. While attempting this feat, check out “I was a stand-in for Juli Ashton” and “The Forbidden movie set.” Worth noting was our ability to use both “pshaw” and “aplenty” in one day. Oh, goodie … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine, Tiffany Mason, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
4/24/01	Properly penintent, we give you a completely sober Kristal Summers, and equally coherent Inari Vachs, all dressed up and ready to play on the set of Wicked Pictures‘ Infidelity. We’re bad boys — very bad boys. You’ll have to read all about it. We’re too broken up to say more here. Sniffle. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]
4/23/01	Bodacious Becca wound up down at Hedonism III too, and we’re using this incredibly thin thread to wrap three 20-picture sets together, as we sail through the Caribbean from the rather sterile offices in Los Angeles. You can see “Wendy Divine and Inari Vachs do Becca.” You can see “Becca does Kristal Summers.” You can also see that beautiful young women have substantially more fun than the rest of us. Alas. (Four fine, lasses, now that we think about it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Becca, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers]
4/20/01	Sometimes Deb’s assignments defy credibility. How did this admittedly lovely, but otherwise “normal” woman get to travel with these sexy porn stars … and not us? That’s a question we’ll have to ponder later, because now we get to follow her again. Actually, it’s Deb that’s doing the following in this diary entry called “A View From Behind, or What the Roadie Really Saw.” Deb hits the road with that beautiful, Wicked contract girl, Devinn Lane, at a dance gig in Long Island, NY. Deb says that the “titty bar” (called “Gossip” ) was the nicest she has ever seen! Why don’t you enjoy the view, too? [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
4/18/01	Now this is our tale of some castaways in a deserted Jamaican cove. This beats the hell out of the professer, and even Mary Ann. Setting aside our petty jealousies, we pause to enjoy women — many, many naked women — frolicking in the sunshine. If they weren’t so fun when they came by the office to look at our work, we’d be royally ticked off at all the fun they seemed to have without us. As it is, we’ll just continue to lobby for inclusion in the next trip to Hedonism III. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Cheyenne Silver, Inari Vachs, Becca, Wendy Divine]
4/16/01	The party kicks into high gear in Panama City as Deb takes us back one more time. In this entry Deb tells us about “Club La Vela – Something for Everyone” and by the looks of these pictures (115 of them!) everyone had a really, REALLY good time! [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Alexa Rae, Serenity]
4/15/01	In honor of Tax Day 2001, we decided promote our good friend Serenity, and the company holding her contract, Wicked Pictures. What either of them have to do with tax day, we have no idea, but they both very kindly lent us 40 fabulous photos from one of Serenity’s recent movies, WickedGirl.com which, by the way, you should run right out and buy. Be sure and tell Wicked what wonderful folks we all are, and then maybe they’ll give us some more “Wicked Pictures” to show off. Oh, and, by the way (again), the girl dressing up the American flag is Dee. She’s very patriotic. [FEATURED TAGS: Asia Carrera, Serenity, Brittany Andrews, Nina Hartley, Dee]
4/14/01	Never one to rest just because of some obscure religious holiday, Deb tells us a strange tale called Devinn Is Wicked. I don’t believe you will ever doubt that again after this diary entry. Then for a special treat Deb recalls the short, yet brief, porno career of Alexa Rae in Sick & Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexa Rae, Devinn Lane]
4/14/01	Deb takes us back to Panama City for more hijinx at Spring Break with the Wicked Girls. This time it’s Debbie Gets Wicked. Wonder what that means? [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity, Alexa Rae]
4/10/01	We return to Spring Break and the girls from Wicked. It seems there were a lot of wicked things going on, because we are treated to a new Deb’s Diary entry called Club La Vela Is Wicked for a Week. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity]
4/9/01	Because Ms. Juli Ashton is infinitely wise we never argue with her. It seems that the 2,652 pictures they returned with from Hedonism III in Jamaica were insufficient for the lovely lass, so she pulled out 40 from her first trip to Hedonism II in mid 1997. Well, we’d have complained, but it’s hard to complain about more naked pictures of Vicca and Nikita, and then there’s that girl that used to host Night Calls with Juli. She has a good life. More on topic are the first “layout” pics of luscious Kristal Summers dressing up the Jamaican shores. Come to think of it, we have a good life too. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Jamaica, Juli Ashton, Doria, Chrissy, Emma, Vicca, Nikita, Kristal Summers]
4/7/01	Many of you may know that a big bunch of “Risqué” women just got back from 10 days in sunny Jamaica. Many of you may also know that not all of us got to hang around on the nude beach with Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Dee, Becca, and Cheyenne Silver. Many of you should be able to guess that some of us were just the teensiest bit IRRITATED about the guest list, actually. To add insult to injury, Juli comes back with 2,652 digital stills, 22 rolls of 35mm chromes, and 7 hours of vides for us to go through and put up on the web — in case we weren’t jealous enough. It’s good to be us: We have a great job. Still, it’s better to be Juli. We’re calling this first article by its internal name: Jamaica, me crazy, part one: The EJ16 party. And, yes, members will eventually see almost all of the 2,652 pictures. Eventually. We have to finish pouting first. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Inari Vachs, Becca, Juli Ashton]
4/3/01	We have some interesting Polaroids of young Miss Kristal Summers. The first day she went by VCA Pictures to look for work, they took these shots of her. Somehow they’ve ended up back in our hands and Deb takes the opportunity to write a piece called Kristal’s Lovers. Isn’t it wonderful when things work out this way? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley]
4/2/01	We’re close enough now to announce that we’ll soon be launching another site within our little family, this one for Wendy Divine. We’ve got some technical aspects that are acting like the proverbial bur in the saddle, but we think we’ve hired the right “groomers” to smooth everything out. OK, we’re getting lost in the metaphor, so let’s just get on with the tease. Take a walk with Wendy, and catch her Divine Dancing. We promise, no more animal imagery for awhile. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Stars:Alexa Rae| Asia Carrera| Becca| Brittany Andrews| Cheyenne Silver| Chrissy| Dee| Devinn Lane| Doria| Emma| Inari Vachs| Juli Ashton| Kristal Summers| Nikita| Nina Hartley| Serenity| Tiffany Mason| Vicca| Wendy Divine

Year:2001

Month:April