8/31/23 |
247AdultStars All That He Cain Be[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/30/23 |
Cythereas Stanza Dell’umido[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Michael Ninn] |
8/29/23 |
GingerLynn Torn with BTS[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Juli Ashton Video, Chloe Video, Stacy Valentine Video, Mia Smiles Video, Veronica Hart Video] |
8/28/23 | When you think of Bangers, you mostly think of Mash, right? What an excellent thing, Bangers & Mash. In fact, you might want to schedule a long vacation where your primary objective may be to drive to and fro across England just to sample the Bangers & Mash featured in the various locales. … Just a heads up here, though, as it takes some getting used to if you happen to be from America and rent a car in the U.K. to manage your own travels. Turns out that opinions vary on the “proper” side of the road on which to drive in different countries. You can always take someone local with you, as a bit of security, of course. They will most definitely let you know if you turn a corner and wind up on the improper side of the road — every time. … None of that really matters, however, as today we begin analysis of “Bangers” of an entirely different definition. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
8/27/23 | Try to find another company that could even dig up a camshow from 20+ years ago, and you might be frustrated. Heck, we’re not even sure any of the big cam groups were even around that long ago, although Firt4Free claims to have been around in some iteration since the second half of the 1990s. Still, even that group cannot claim to be able to show off three new friends gleefully cavorting in Juli Ashton’s bedroom in the very, very early days of live streaming. Think about it: Some people legally watching Eat a Peach … or Three today were two years away from even being born at the time of recording. That’ll put a quick twist in your head. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Georgia Adair Exclusive Video] |
8/26/23 | As you mature in life, you will begin to realize that sometimes — particularly with things of a sexual nature — the concept can shine much more readily than the actual execution. Ask anyone who has actually ever had sex on a real beach about how much fun they had using sand as lube, for example. And while “69” may sound like an easy feat, not to mention a darned fine-looking number, it takes practice to perfect. It can be physically daunting, not to mention that sometimes the brain just doesn’t know where to focus, honestly. Accomplished perfectly, though, you will find it a unique experience. We consider this la petite mort à deux more generally, even including poets today. … Hey, practice, practice, practice. [STAR TAGS: Lea Hart Video, Mia Li Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Skin Diamond Video, Jenna Sativa Video, Kimber Woods Video, Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video] |
8/25/23 |
ReelRisque Coming Home Early pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Katsuni Video, Avena Lee Video] |
8/24/23 |
ReelRisque Depth of Feel | pics[STAR TAGS: Valentina Jewels] |
8/23/23 |
ReelRisque “Piece” in the Vallies | pics[STAR TAGS: Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video] |
8/22/23 |
Shayla Amazing “Feets” by Trained Professionals[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
8/21/23 |
GingerLynn Behold the Cuckold[STAR TAGS: Nikki Charm Video] |
8/20/23 |
ReelRisque Excellence in Luminance | pics[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video] |
8/19/23 | Sometimes you know what a word means, but you just do not see it in everyday conversation all that often. Other times while the word may be uncommon in general, you happen to work in an industry where you see it all the time. Every profession has its own “lingo” that would fall into this category. … Then there are words that mean something generally, but something entirely different in a specialized field. For example, we all tend to fret over one thing or another, but should you be in the business of making guitars, you may fret every day and not feel bad about it all. … Every so often, though, even in a specialized field, you can see a word all the time and still be confused about why an industry uses it. Enter in this final case, a Risqué Cuck Hold. To paraphrase our dear, albeit fictional, friend Inigo Montoya, “They keep using that word. We do not think it means what they think it means.” [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Dylan Ryder Video, Valerie Voloshuk Video, Victoria Ruzheva Video, Friday Video, Maya Hills Video, Mia Rider Video] |
8/18/23 | When you have a bit of an unanticipated situation in your life, a good nurse can make a lot of difference. Now having a Genie on your side might be handy too, but it would be unethical to use magic to make people do things they would not necessarily do in real life. Everybody knows that. The trick, then, comes down to finding a nurse possessing a solidly strong anal sex drive, y’know depending upon how much distraction one needs to remedy the current situation. To be honest, Phoenix Marie can improve upon most any situation, regardless of the outfit she happens to be wearing. The whole nurse thing certainly doesn’t hurt, though. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Marie Video] |
8/17/23 |
ReelRisque Petals to the Mettle | pics[STAR TAGS: Kimber Woods, Jenna Sativa] |
8/16/23 |
GingerLynn This Thing in Your Mouth[STAR TAGS: Amber Lynn Bach Video] |
8/15/23 |
Shayla en medius minion[STAR TAGS : Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
8/14/23 | We have reached another milestone — well, maybe a 100-yard-stone — in the 247AdultStars remastering project, with today marking the completion of another full year of Maverick’s updates. Ironically, Maverick himself in this “AofBJ with Chessie” post celebrated rather more personally than the rest of us noting the achievement. We did, however, notice an odd thing about the way we’ve been progressing. By choosing to go from the newest to the oldest, we end up in a situation where we say farewell to stars before we even meet them. … So that’s weird. … Consequently, we now have completed the most recent four years, we’re going to jump to the back and start moving forward again. At least we can see the progression from excited innocence to, well still excited, professionalism. At the very least we hope that it will not hurt our brains as much. That always seems an admirable goal. [STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/13/23 |
GingerLynn Randi Wright – Aubrey Addams – Amber Lynn – Jenna Ivory – Cytherea – Kendra Cole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/12/23 |
ReelRisque Oily to Bed pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video] |
8/11/23 | So let’s say you’re sittin’ in a classroom, thinkin’ it’s a drag. At this point you have options with Fang and Paul from Brownsville Station, or even Sixx, Mick, and Tom from an entirely different Crüe — as it were. Of course should you be Brynn Tyler you may have an entirely different plan, and even if you get caught, it will nevertheless constitute no substantial problem. Men are such simple creatures. It’s a wonder the human race ever evolved at all, really. [STAR TAGS: Brynn Tyler Video] |
8/10/23 |
ReelRisque Diamond’s in the Soft | pics[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond, Ana Foxxx] |
8/8/23 |
GingerLynn You Actually Might Need a Hanky[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
8/7/23 |
247AdultStars The Long and Tall of Stella Cox[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/6/23 | Most of us have a sort of “lizard-brain” dislike of shock therapy as a concept. It does not take a lot of educational background to know that it basically began as a sort of last resort for “medical professionals” when they had run out of traditional options. Sort of a, “what the hell, let’s run some electricity through the brain and see what happens” sort of a thing. Not pleasant. … On the other hand, the Asia Carrera (with co-star Kristal Summers before she was even “Kristal”) approach certainly appears a lot more pleasant. Still not really “professional” demeanor represented by the authority figures in here, but that was probably not the point. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Ava Vincent Video, Asia Carrera Video, Gina Lynn Video, Sydnee Steele Video, Isabella Camille Video] |
8/5/23 |
ReelRisque The Understanding Observer | pics[STAR TAGS: Maya Hills, Mia Rider] |
8/4/23 | When you think of pearls you probably think of little white round things that mostly come on jewelry, with fake ones easy to make, and real ones deceptively expensive. You may also think of wisdom, as in “pearls of” which tends to be the kind we prefer (and can afford). Of course it can be fairly difficult to fake wisdom too — unless you hold elected office — so that adds to its value for as well. In that mode, then, consider our Amicus Pearls as we all consider Shayla LaVeaux playing in a bathtub remarkably near to an underwater camera. By the way, if you think of “necklace” when you think of pearls, you either have a lot of money, or a very dirty mind. Just sayin’ … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
8/3/23 |
ReelRisque “Hart” in Her Hand | pics[STAR TAGS: Mia Li, Lea Hart] |
8/2/23 |
Cythereas Going West for Anal[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
8/1/23 |
GingerLynn That Full Feeling[STAR TAGS: Nina Elle Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
Filed Under: Gina Lynn
April 2017 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
4/30/17 |
GingerLynn Gina West – Nina Hartley – Raylene – Alyssa Lynn – Gia Dimarco – Kianna Bradley… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/29/17 |
ReelRisque Putting the Cot Before the Hoarse | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Gina Lynn Video, Penny Flame Video] |
4/27/17 |
247AdultStars Betting on Bentley[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/20/17 | For some mysterious reason, this day always reminds us of our old friend Inari Vachs. It’s a mystery. … Sadly we do not get to see Inari nearly enough anymore, but suffice it to say that her pastures have been looking significantly greener in the more liberal Nevada these days, giving dear Ms. Vachs even more room to stand apart from the crowd. Now we’ve pulled up a group of shots from Jamaica — it’s reputation aligning with today purely by accident of course — just to remind everyone how outstanding she happens to be. As we set out to accomplish this task, we noticed that they piled palm branches across areas you were not supposed to enter at the resort, because you could see them in the background of some shots. Naturally we asked our leader about it, to which he responded, “In Jamaica you will always have fronds in whoa places.” … Now you can see why we busy ourselves with Inari and try not to talk to him. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs Video, Katie Gold Video] |
4/17/17 | At this point if you find yourself still thinking about taxes, you are most likely very tired of thinking about taxes. If you finished your taxes a long time ago, you are most likely tired of hearing about other people still worried about their taxes. And despite of of this, every evening news program will still show long lines of cars at the local post offices tomorrow evening because some people just can’t figure out that this time comes every year, so they could go ahead and learn. … Well, whether you finished worrying long ago or recently, we have a true treat with Kristal Summers to change the topic entirely: We have a NEVER-BEFORE PUBLISHED camshow replay that demonstrates — forgive us — Significant Net Benefit. For the rest of you, yeah, we’ll be here when you’re done. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
4/16/17 |
GingerLynn Mila Jade – Beverly Lynne – Bella Reese – Sheena Rose – Jodi Taylor – Kimberly Chi… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/14/17 |
CythereasWetWorld GUSH About Cytherea | pt 5[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Hannah Harper Video, Lisa Ann Video] |
4/8/17 | We’re not exactly sure what millennials use as status symbols, perhaps an ability to tell an entire story in 140 characters without using even one actual word. Do you get points for being able to use the most sequential emojis to convey your feelings or the least? More importantly what exactly is the difference between an emoji and an emoticon, and should we care? Should we worry that we even know those words? What happened to the important, meaningful yet simple sentiments in life? “Wow. She must be very important. She has a really nice car!” [STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Nikki Benz Video] |
4/7/17 |
ReelRisque Benefits of Benz | vid[STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Nikki Benz Video] |
4/3/17 |
KylieIreland I Have an Action Figure (#22)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
4/2/17 |
GingerLynn Allison Moore – Kirsten Price – Natasha Voya – Dillion Harper – Rebecca Bardoux – Allysin Wonderland… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/1/17 | We like words around here; you probably noticed. So one benefit of the new Presidential Administration has been the increase in necessary word-pairings in order to try and explain our current situation. We have already learned phrases like “alternative facts” and just recently the local newspaper attributed an “incredulity-defying comment” to the leader of the free world. We kept hoping that maybe he just got confused and thought that every day except April Fools was when you were supposed to stun people with confusion and disbelief. Late in the day, though, we have heard no keen insights laced with reasonable thought and solid foundation coming out of the White House. Sadly, we have our own, “We Wish This Were April Fools” views today. But ours are much more interesting and generally a lot prettier, so there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann] |
February 2011 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
2/27/11 | Of course we could have just let everyone know that Maverick has his new post up on 247AdultStars.com but then we would have missed out to talk about Cheyenne Silver some more. With all the various negotiations going on around the country, not all of them as newsworthy as the NFL CBA probably, we’ve been refreshing our memories on the classic strategy recommended for “The Prisoner’s Dilemma” around here. Theoretically we should have some news to finally relate in the coming month, but for now you can See How Silver Shines and try not to feel too sorry about when millionaires have to fight with billionaires. For our part, we’ll continue to hope that we won’t have to bone up on Sun Tzu and Machiavelli. [FEATURED TAGS:AEE 2011, Cheyenne Silver, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Gina Lynn, Bree Olsen, Tanya Tate, Kaylani Lei, Lupe Fuentes, Jessica Drake, Bobbi Starr, Lexi Belle, Nina Hartley, Inari Vachs, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tori Black, Riley Steele, Jesse Jane,Asa Akira, JustineJoli, MoniqueAlexander, Adrenalynn, Alexis Ford, Kayden Kross,Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/24/11 | New words enter the English language all the time. We all now use “tweet” in a way entirely different from its traditional associations, for example. Some words appear entirely out of nowhere. You’d be hard pressed to find a person on the planet now that doesn’t know “Google” as both a noun and a verb now. Heck, they even had a big televised “event” when the Oxford American College Dictionary added Rachel Ray’s “EVOO” (Extra-Virgin Olive Oil) to its listings a couple of years ago. Still, with all of that it would be a mistake to ignore some rarely used, yet nevertheless classic, words when they fit a situation. Take for example Matriarch. And then apply it to Shayla LaVeaux. That’s what we do today at least. … And after you’re done enjoying the story (and probably the lesbian videos featuring Shayla, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, and Dee) then you can think about what “Extra-Virgin” might mean in our context. That seems to be a tricky one. [FEATURED TAGS:Cheyenne Silver, Shayla LaVeaux Video,Jessica Drake, Rayveness, Skye Blue, Juli Ashton Video, Keri Windsor Video, Dee Video] |
2/21/11 | All of us recognize Los Angeles as pretty much the Land of Celebrities, but that fact can still be rather surprising on occasion. For example, we’re not sure exactly which celebrities we might have expected to see sitting courtside at the NBA All-Star Game yesterday, but honestly Stevie Wonder would have been really far down the list of potentials. Of course he did have a guy next to him that seemed to be providing a personal play by play. Still, it does seem an odd choice, even for a rich guy. Now should he have wanted to sit courtside while Cytherea masturbates in a stairwell, that would have made perfect sense to us. Life’s just a matter of perspective, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS:Cytherea] |
2/19/11 | Have you ever driven through a particularly bad thunderstorm and had it break a brand new windshield? Well, if you haven’t we can assure you that it makes for a rather disconcerting conclusion of a journey. Sometimes you just have to deal with unpleasantness in life. Of course, when you work in the adult movie business, terms like “uncomfortable” can take on a dynamically different meaning as today’s example with Sasha Heart should demonstrate. On the other hand, the experience did provide us with a handy title for the episode: Oh, Hail No! … If you can’t make lemonade out of life’s little quirks, at least try to smile through the refraction. [FEATURED TAGS:Ron Jeremy, Sasha Heart, Video, Erica McLean] |
2/17/11 | Remember how happy you were when you finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel and it did not in fact turn out to be a train? Well our conclusion of the Dee at KSEX Saga falls into that category, since now we can move along to if not more interesting, at least different, episodes in the Life of Dee. Also, it happens to be her birthday today, and this seemed like a wonderful way to celebrate it. After all we want to keep Dee happy since we might want to get on another ride with her soon. Face it: Not all tunnels are created equal. [FEATURED TAGS:KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video] |
2/14/11 | Our not yet venerable, but certainly less than spry D.Minion weighs in on love this time around, and predictably you’ll need to wade through a bit of the “aren’t puppies wonderful” prose. On the upside, those parts remain amazingly easy to skip. We also get a little insight into porn star love courtesy, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, and one quite fortunate fellow, and that beats the heck out of Puppy Love, truth be told. Finally we should wish 247AdultStars.com an official Happy Birthday today, which sort of wraps the whole love and happiness bit up into a nice adorable package. Of course “nice, adorable, package” isn’t ever what a guy really wants to hear from any woman, let alone one he loves. However, if she has beautiful porn star friends, we’re willing to forgive a lot. Men are so easy. [FEATURED TAGS:Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Melissa Monet, Devinn Lane, Juli Ashton] |
2/10/11 | Think about how much nicer it would be if it were really warm where you are. And then think about Shayla and three of her naked female friends joining you to cool off (or heat up, whatever). … And then think about Jeannie C. Riley. … Yeah, it confused us too. But the tropical lesbian fest makes sense, and it’s easy enough to ignore all the silly prose from the aging ones around here. In the spirit of things today, however, we did decide to offer up a thumbnail link that has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with D.Minion’s topic of the day – but it fits the Shayla one perfectly. Of course clearly it’s easy to get along with Shayla. [FEATURED TAGS:Shayla LaVeaux, Felecia, Selena Steele, Janie] |
2/6/11 | You know what’s really cool about membership areas (well, at least when you have access to them)? You can look at these little bitty, admittedly quite confusing thumbnail images and at least hope they’ll be some explanation for them inside. While the NFL estimates somewhere over 150,000,000 will be watching the Super Bowl today, we don’t anticipate being quite that crowded. On the other hand, they just have a bunch of sweaty men, and we have a sweaty Cytherea. We win. … We also have perhaps the very best video ever taken of “Life at a Convention” – admittedly enhanced with some very festive polka music. Gosh, we win again. [FEATURED TAGS:Dee, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video] |
2/1/11 | Apparently over 100 million people find themselves bracing for a brutal winter storm today. And not one of them works in the office here in Southern California. Imagine that. Almost all of us have families elsewhere that generally refer to our place of domicile with some variation of the “Land of Fruits and Nuts” comment, though. (And they don’t mean anything at all having to do with healthy food items, in case you couldn’t tell.) Still, the whole “cultural” issue came to mind, and seemed like a fine launching point for today. If nothing else, our “Jean Pool” approach will distract you from shoveling snow. People still do that we hear. … Odd. [FEATURED TAGS:Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Gary Gray (Helmetcam Man)] |
May 2010 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/30/10 | Can you look back at any particular group of days in your life and think, “You know, that was really, really good … “? We assume that almost all of us can do that, and if you can’t, well we’re sincerely very sorry for you. That said, you should really get about setting up one of those times for yourself, and we’ve helpfully provided some suggestions here today. Just as a hint: It helps if you can bring along a few beautiful porn stars. Having someone else foot the bill turns out to be important too. Things definitely don’t go better with broke. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Lola, Doria, Heather Hunter, Lexus Locklear] |
5/28/10 | Advertising Campaigns don’t usually set themselves up as themes in our little Risqué Commune world, but they do seem rather prevalent around here over the past month or so. Consequently, when we decided to keep plodding though all the Dee at KSEX Coverage, the slight (but ever-so-beautiful) bonus at the conclusion became interestingly appropriate. Also, assuming things go according to plan, we’ve now set the stage for a more significant Advertising Campaign Contribution in the future. Of course according to plan always seems to be the wild card around here. One thing about it, our lives are never boring. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kinzie Kenner, Lexie L’Amour, Stella] |
5/23/10 | If you’ll pardon the potentially politically incorrect influence for a moment, we’ll tell you that although we’ve shown all manner of “chicks” around here, this might be the first time we’ve actually shown you chickens. And what, you might wonder, do chickens have to do with Maverick’s observations (and various levels of stalking) with Days 3 & 4 of the most recent AEE? Well, we would tell you, should we deign to answer such a reasonable question, not so much really. On the other hand in this case they do work as a metaphor for the condition that arises when you take a boy out of his normal element and he seeks to commune with nature. Being potentially politically incorrect can be pretty deep it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Lexi Love, Tori Black, Nyomi Banxxx, Gina Lynn, Nina Hartley, Bree Olsen, Sasha Grey, Jana Jordan, Belladonna, Sunny Lane, Kaylani Lei, Kayden Kross, Monique Alexander, Alexis Texas, Raven Alexis, Sunset Thomas, Shauna Sand, Kelli McCarty, Sunny Leone, AJ Bailey, Riley Steele, Julia Ann, Raylene, Teagan Presley, Exclusive Video] |
5/20/10 | I wanted to call this “Cytherea Flies Solo Anew” but D.Minion said that would be overly erudite. (Yeah, she talks like that.) Of course “anew” she wouldn’t go for it. … Now how’s that for not overly erudite? … We should probably get to the story. It’s always a bit scary when we start making editorial comments before the author even gets a chance to start the actual article about which we sit posed to comment. … Hmm. Maybe we can be overly erudite. … Ah, well, Too erudite is human. To eschew sublime. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Exclusive Video ] |
5/14/10 | Confounded you may be by the conceptual alliteration levied today, although you should find it fairly easy to ignore the intrusion into a part of your brain you weren’t seeking to stretch at this time. It’s the latest in the Shayla scenario, and that fairly well covers all the important part. Should you feel particularly erudite, you may also enjoy D.Minion’s Intelligence Quotient contribution, although we’ll tell you right up front that if you happen to be an English Major who grew up on a farm, it will enhance the likelihood of your success. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
5/10/10 | Quick to correct a cultural error, we are. And talk like Yoda, we might. On the other hand, in case you’re curious, we also understand The Trouble with Tribbles. Of course that doesn’t do much to explain the rather festive lesbian liaison we have on tap today between Paola Rey and Marlie Moore, but how much explaining does that really need anyway. Heck it’s probably in the part you just skip over anyway. For what it’s worth, we’d advise against that, honestly. “Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will.” [FEATURED TAGS: Paola Rey, Marlie Moore] |
5/8/10 | Have you ever seriously considered doing something just because it sounds fun, even if pure logic would probably recommend against the idea? And then have you ever considered that this illogical idea probably sounds “fun” just because it will involve regular interaction with a spectacularly sexy woman? And have you cared? … Well, we’re big fans of sexy women around here, and although we haven’t quite “decided’ what precisely we’re going to do, odds seem good that you’ll enjoy the thought process here. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Madison Scott, Erica McLean] |
5/5/10 | Naturally we celebrate Cinco de Mayo every year around here. We’re deep believers in the benefits of cross-cultural understanding, the recognition of world history, and the progressive evolution that marks the ongoing transcendence of the human spirit as it seeks its peaceful nirvana. Also, we pretty much go for anything that includes a party with tequila and guacamole dip. Now our newest risqué office member put together the post for today, and we’ll freely admit that he may have missed the entirely accurate mark. Just as soon as we recover from the cerveza tomorrow we’re going to do a little bit of explaining to him too. Still, what we lack in technical accuracy we more than make up for in raucous conviviality. [FEATURED TAGS: Jessi Palmer Video] |
5/2/10 | Porn Stars can actually teach us a lot. Now we’d be the first to admit that not everything they can teach us will turn out to be extraordinarily valuable on a regular basis, but any artisan can tell you that a lot of truly fine work in the world starts with simply possessing the right tools for the job. And let’s face it: Who can really tell us better how to handle uncomfortable questions or situations than a Porn Star? And given Dee’s attire during the contribution today, we’re reasonably certain you won’t care if you ever have a reason to put any of the more erudite recommendations to use anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee] |
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