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March 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/05

Kristal creates some Hard Evidence today, as it were, as we have an unusual story with a lot more words than pictures. Still, sometimes that’s how life turns out, and quite honestly it doesn’t take very many pictures of Kristal Summers to reach awe-inspiring status, truth be told. So we tell a few truths; we look at Kristal not meaning to show off, and we thankfully don’t have to warn people about many, many pictures of food establishments and restaurant menus. We March on …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal even looks impressive like this. It's not fair.
3/28/05

A lot of times on a porn site you wouldn’t follow “We found our motel” with the concluding part of the sentence today, “and headed off to the Helium monument.” Right? Well “A long time ago …” (Someone should really write a book with that beginning.) D.Minion met Dee in Amarillo, Texas, and then they travelled across the Great American Desert to get to Los Angeles. At least the “Bonus” section has some interesting interaction, but, basically, this post can be summed up if we tell you what this thumbnail says. “You can’t run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy.” We have a very odd office. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Isabella, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Dee is not naked with this coyote, thankfully.
3/26/05

For some reason people get really afraid of daring punctuation. Maybe primary school English teachers sign some secret oath that mandates that they frighten all young students against anything that isn’t a period or a question mark. Teachers that teach the advancing students can then introduce the comma to the budding minds, but after that the door slams shut …. See? Whatever happened to the good ol’ ellipse? What’s wrong with ALL CAPS to stress a point? And God forbid, on this Easter weekend, that a parenthetical comment ever rear its confusing head. (If you don’t know what that means, you should just skip to the 180 pictures from Ninn Worx’ Pussy Kat now, by the way.) Well, today we flunk English 101. Hopefully we’ll have to stay after school, and hopefully the teacher will be wearing one of those really short skirts … (See what a GOOD ellipse can accomplish?) [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Katsumi, Mia Smiles, Penny Flame, Tiffany Hopkins, Michael Ninn]

Mia Smiles. And she makes us smile too.
3/24/05

As it turns out we’ve fallen behind on the Night Calls stories and D.Minion goes a little Kindergarten Teacher on us when that happens. Remember the crossed arms and the tapping foot pose? Well, even though we’ve lived on this planet for more than four DECADES, that particular stance still stikes fear into our very soul. Being the regular manly men that we are, though, we immediately rolled over so D.Minion could scratch our cowardly bellies. And then we posted the next Night Calls story as though nothing ever went astray. The one thing about men is that at least we’re predictable … (Artistic men like Michael Ninn that want entire sites redesigned are even worse than kindergarten teachers, by the way. Free stuff from Sire Ninn very soon ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Charmane Star, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton, naked and primping.
3/18/05

We’re celebrating members this weekend with some typical zaniness and some Maverick explanation. Hey, if you can’t help your friends out, how are you going to know how to treat your enemies? So have a little fun, check out Mav’s new free site, and rest up. We’ve got another D.Minion epic on tap for next week. My fingers hurt already … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair, Maverick]

Georgia Adair and Dee helping Mav in their own unique way.
Porn Stars Available Any Time
3/17/05

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! ‘Tis a fine day for all lads named Lucky on this most special of annual occasions. We were going to send everyone corned beef and cabbage, along with a case of green beer, but then we did the math, and D.Minion said we couldn’t. Dang. We are, however, offering a fine consolation prize with Juli Ashton and Dee, so we’re thinking you won’t mind making your own dinner. The excellent copywriters around here even came up with a very clever title. We call it Juli, Juli, Juli …  [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Juli Ashton, Dee, May]

Getting “Bi” with a little help from some friends.
3/13/05

Since summer seems to be around the corner, we thought it appropriate to make it a completely “Summers” weekend, although you’ll have had to be a member for quite awhile to recognize that particular reference. If you miss it, no matter, as we’re certain you can recognize the latest entry from CafeAnais without any site research at all. Some things are just extremely self-explanatory … Anais would be one of those things. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Proof not all women are created equal.
3/12/05

I’d forgotten how much I miss sharing a house with Kristal Summers. Even when she’s just helping around the kitchen, Kristal doesn’t mind putting forth that little extra effort to help set the table. Now you can see why it was very important to put the plates on a very high shelf. Also, you can probably see how environmentally conscious Kristal is, as she tries hard to avoid doing laundry too often, just for the benefit of the planet, of course. That Kristal … Now if Greenpeace had more spokesmodels like Kristal …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

The ever-helpful Kristal Summers
3/8/05

You know, one of the hard things about writing is that very often things need to rhyme to flow smoothly off of the tongue, or brain, or whatever. So I’m trying to recount my adventures when I should have been at home watching the dogs and D.Minion’s parents, but instead I find myself (and my bummed-up leg) on a porn set observing the creation of a movie called Purple Skye … Yes. Truth is stranger than fiction. So, anyway, I have now found myself trying to think of a rhyme for “purple” … um … which ranks right up there with “orange” … Then I remarkably decide to just “show dem da money” — at which point all rhymes become superfluous. I really edit much better than I write, but at least we won’t have that “Clown Porn” picture haunting us at the top of the page anymore. One should give thanks for small favors.  [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Amy Ried, Terri Summers, Dillan Lauren, Holly Morgan, Jenaveve Joli]

Look at this, you ... um ... kitty cat ...
3/1/05

Sorry for the little hiccups of late. We’ve been deep in negotiations (and modifications) for Mr. Ninn, and, well gee, sometimes time flies even when you’re not having loads of fun. At any rate, we did decide that we should try to posts our FINAL (we promise) report on the AEE, at least before it was time for the next one. So, bowing to the requests of too many emails, today you get D.Minion’s take on the Convention. It seems she’s getting jaded too. Or maybe she just doesn’t like being the “go-to girl” at these things. Alas. If you’re going to accept that sometimes life sucks, it makes perfect sense to hang around porn stars all of the time. Speaking of that, we’re off to the set to cover Ninn Worx again. (Didn’t we just do this trip?) See you in a week or so. We’ll bring you presents. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN AWards, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Chasey Lain, Janine, Syren, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Monique Alexander, Mia Smiles, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Justine Joli, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]

Self-Explanatory photo without naked women visible.

February 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/05

This is a “kinda-sorta” Ninn Worx Weekend set, although the shots don’t technically come from a DVD Gallery, they are here out of the goodness and niceness of Michael Ninn. Mostly we like them because they contain many, many pictures of Anais, Dee, Angel Cassidy, and Georgia Adair enjoying themselves (and at least one happy man). To be completely honest there are another 16 women playing among these 120 pictures too, but after the four-way tie for First Place, does it really matter?  [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Sin, Sharon Wild, Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Georgia Adair, Wanda Curtis, Melissa Lauren, Olivia Del Rio, Dominica Leoni, Barbara Summer, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Sarah Blake, Shy Love, Elizabeth, Katsumi, Venus, Anais, Dee, Paola Rey, Michael Ninn]

Ah ... Anais ...
2/21/05

We have a little “Moto“vation today, as one of our original members provides (some people) an example of exactly how to go about covering annual conventions. We consider him a Maverick in his own right … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Paola Rey, Alicia Rhodes, Aurora Snow, Brittney Skye, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Mr. Moto]

Hello Moto ...
2/19/05

In a poignant lesson about basic human kindness and the indelible human sexual spirit, we take a few moments today to ruminate upon the differences between porn stars and the rest of us. OK. What we really do is use a flimsy excuse to watch our buddies Georgia Adair and Even Stone introduce a young lady to the joys of three-way sex in Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. It sounded a lot better the first way, though.  [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]

Evan and Georgia in Harmony ... well, not yet, but soon ...
2/16/05

Because Dee does a lot more than just KSEX, we thought we’d show off a little more of her. Today she stars in the movie Chill which I think has a strange name. I watched it, and I actually felt kind of warm. Also, Dee had a scene with Scott Styles and Christie Lee, and another one with Holly Hollywood, so there’s a lot to look at here. For example, we have this interesting picture of a topless Dee conversing with a stuffed buffalo head. I emailed it to Dee with the observation, “You’re a strange, strange woman, my friend.” And she looks really good naked too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Christie Lee, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]

Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and then hope Dee will get naked there.
2/15/05

We’re plowing through Dee’s old KSEX stories again with another bizarre episode — this from August 4, 2004. You know, if everyone had to spend hours and hours looking at Dee naked while they plowed, there would probably be a lot more farmers in America. Of course, that’s just one opinion.  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Alana Evans, D.Minion]

Alana Evans wishing she could play with Dee's breasts. We know how she feels.
2/14/05

You know what’s better than Valentine’s Day? That’s easy: Valentine’s Day with Kristal Summers. Kristal’s been so busy lately that it’s been hard to pin her down, but we did manage to fanagle a special Cam Show out of her, and there’s of course the story of “Kristal’s Amazing Feats” … All in all, we have a lot of Kristal today, and all in all that makes for a very good day. As a matter of fact, it’s difficult to think of a better day, unless, of course, you think of Kristal AND Dee … AND Wendy …. Well, you get the picture. Still, if one has to suffer through with just one woman, Kristal would be a good choice. Happy Day, all … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers. She even looks good in a thumbnail.
2/13/05

It’s pretty much your typically wacky Night Calls post here today, as we get references from Biblical, through outlaw country music, and end up with “Charlie the Tuna.” Sometimes I worry about us; I really do. Then, I just decide to stop thinking about it and have a cookie. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, Mav, Steve, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath abuse a poor UK lass. It's sad, really.
2/9/05

Anonymous sex would be bad … right? Well if you need an inhibitor, we could talk about confusion, misinterpretation, or even (egads) … lawyers … I’m thinking we should just stick with anonymous sex. Oh, and we’re only mentioning Maverick in passing here. We be jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Vicca, Nikita, Inari Vachs, Anais, Julia Ann, Becca, Devinn Lane, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Cheyenne Silver, Wendy Divine, Maverick]

(Don't look here.)
2/7/05

D.Minion files her Super Bowl 2005 report today, but doesn’t really talk much football. I think the entire gridiron report was “Oh, yeah. The Patriots won. Rah.” We do get some take on the commercials, though, and a rather lengthy report on the current state of the miniature dachshunds. Great. She closes with a dirty dozen shots from last week’s Ninn shoot, however, so you can just skip to Katsumi, Penny Flame, Mia Smiles, and some beautiful Russian girl I didn’t get to meet. (Drat.) Remember that handy little camera icon at the top of the page. [FEATURED TAGS: Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Penny Flame, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart]

Mia Smiles. We do too.
2/6/05

Apparently there’s a big football game going on today, but it doesn’t involve either the Broncos or the Dolphins, so it really can’t be that important after all. So for those of us that would rather see beautiful women masturbate on this fine occasion, we have another option. Ninn Worx Weekends have taken a sorry slide of late, but they’re back today. Also we have an excellent picture of Sasha’s breasts. Cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Linn Thomas, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anna Karin, Jesse V., Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Monica Daniels, Olivia Del Rio, Nikita Denise, Nautica, Kenzie Ryan, Rayveness, Judith Bodor, Erica Vachs, Teanna Kai, Laurie Capri, Dominica Leoni, Michael Ninn]

Lin Thomas –  beautiful in “Soloerotica” and even when she's not.
ninn
2/2/05

You know what’s nice? A nice little story about Dee on KSEX from last July. It’s short. It has fifteen nice little pictures, and it shows Dee’s breasts.Of course it also shows Dee trying to feed Jack Daniels to a stuffed bear, but that’s just how things go around here. Also, it will only take about ten minutes out of your life to take it all in. Sometimes that’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee with a Pooh Bear. Ah, the life of porn stars. ...

January 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/05

We don’t know quite how to describe Mav’s MEGA Report on Internext, the AEE, and the AVN Awards show except to say it’s BIG. It’s really, really BIG. There are well over 300 pictures and 7,000 words. Heck, we had to build the mother of all index pages, just to try to help people figure out where they are in the story when they come back to it. Let’s put it this way, from within the story and picture pages there are FORTY THREE individual links back to the index page. You’re going to need a lot of beer for this one, folks. Lots of pretty girls, though, and Lon becomes a Hip Hop artist. I guess if you’re really interested there are a lot of pictures of Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Paola Ray and Dee, and quite a few of Inari Vachs and Alicia Rhodes, surprisingly. Even more surprising are the pictures of Chasey Lain and the fact that Maverick was able to tell us every minute detail of his trip, except where he got the DVD that Christy Canyon asked him about. Life is weird … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Kylie Ireland, Tiffany Granath, Jenna Jameson, Georgia Adair, Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Alicia Rhodes, Paola Rey, Tera Patrick, Mary Carey, Christy Canyon, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

A typical porno girl pose. ... Strange, huh?
1/27/05

Our own intimate version of “The Hall of Fame” shows up today, with a fascinating story of a guy that actually succeeded in our business … with his clothes ON. Weird. More traditional are the shots of Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and even a little Kristal Summers and Asia Carrera. Interesting what Risqué Women can do sometimes, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs]

Devinn Lane: A woman in uniform, but not uniformly so.
1/24/05

Hey, we’re back on the set of Night Callswith D.Minion and (Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath, of course). As it turns out, The New Executives at Playboy TV decided that they should wait from August 25, 2005 until October 29, 2005 between episodes, and then wait another two months until December 31st for the next one. Allegedly there’s going to be another episode this Friday, so we’ll check with Juli for you. Basically today we’re just pointing out the apparent stupidity of Playboy TV executives sometimes. Fortunately, they give us lots of ammunition. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton as a pupa. (You'll have to read the story.)
1/21/05

The quick story would be this:

1/21/05: 33 pics
The Party Maverick at Hedonism III

The longer one would involve trying to think of Stream of Conciousness writers that hailed from Great Britain, and then debating whether or not Ireland counts, and when exactly it began to … if it did, or does, or something. As you can see, this all gets pretty convoluted pretty quickly. Maybe we should just look at all the pretty girls. Oh. We should also book our trips to hang with Juli. That seems good … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Nicole Sheridan, Maverick]

The Breast Laid plans, Mav ...
1/19/05

We’re doin’ a little Sex Magictoday, as we pop off to the set with Julia Ann. We don’t mention it enough, but we love Julia. She cares about people and animals. She kisses like dawn on the beach. She can cook wonderfully, and she looks great naked. That’s pretty much it as far as guys are concerned, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann. Possibly the world's most pefect woman.
Julia Ann's Web Site.
1/18/05

The beginings of the AEE report are here. Um. We’re pretty sure that’s all we want to say at this point except thanks to Lon and SteveD for their efforts. As it turns out, Lon is secretly a very successful “art” photographer, and SteveD is … (also “Um” … uh …) … [That SteveD] … He’s a really nice guy. Bumer. Sucks to be you, dude … =)  [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, Sunset Thomas, Alicia Rhodes, Brittany Andrews, Christy Canyon, Rita Faltoyano, Janine, Brittney Skye, Steve, Lon]

Janine. Hopefully, Jenna can be her some day. ...
1/15/05

Not taking anything away anything from Mav’s recent contribution, we felt it time to present a set of Dee in a more “professional” setting. Dee’s a particularly apropos subject today for many reasons, not the least of which is that she’s just so darned pretty that it’s just hard not to talk about her. There are actually 100 photos today, AND an underwater view of Dee that … well … you really have to see it …. By the way, as far as we can tell, none of this has anything at all to do with “Wells Fargo Wagons,” or “Trouble,” or even “Lida Rose” … although I always liked “Lida Rose” … Good day, our someones; isn’t this almost like being in love?

Oh, and by the way, if you have comments, you can now contact Maverick directly. He’d love to hear from you in his new official position of Foreign Minion … We’ll call him FM for short. (Be careful what you wish for, my friend …) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

Yet another favorite picture of Dee. Maybe we need a Dee Picture of the Day ...
1/13/05

“Seventy-Six trombones led the big parade,” as I understand it. So that means that today’s post is better than a big parade, as it has 77 more pictures of the 2004 KSEX Awards show, this time taken by Foreign Correspondent Maverick. Now we need to explain three things. 1. We’re making no attempt to draw any correlation between trombones and photographs of partying porn stars, rather leaving to future generations of literary students an attempt to try to decipher what deep and tortured reasonings led us to this strange juxtaposition. 2. A simple fact of corporate America rejoices in giving someone a grand-sounding title like “Foreign Correspondent” rather than actual money, and 3. No. We do not think it at all strange that a straight man might know a few show tunes. I can also cook, but I can’t sew … so there. Ready to move on now? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Awards, Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Katie Morgan, Cytherea, Alana Evans, Rayveness, Alexis Amore, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion, Michael Ninn]

Tied for the best picture we've ever seen of Dee. Well ... tied with all the others.
1/8/05

If you’re reading this, well then Praise the Digital Dieties. That means you’re looking at the new server like you’re supposed to be. By the way, really, really smart people wouldn’t have chosen the end of the year … over the holidays … right before the largest annual industry convention in Las Vegas … at the same time as moving a home and office … as the perfect time to change hosting and billing companies for the two biggest sites we operate. Nope. That’s certainly not what a really, really smart person would have done. That’s just what we did. On the upside we still have many good contacts with some exceptionally beautiful women, like … let’s see … this is Kristal Summers, Becca, Dee, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Juli Ashton, and Wendy Divine. It might be easier to just look inside the members’ area, rather than just believe us. The pictures get bigger in there. Actually a lot of things get bigger around these women. Go figure. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver, Becca, Julia Ann, Vicca, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Nikita, Anais, Devinn Lain, TJ Hart]

Pairs of reasons to party with us.

December 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/26/04

Taking a little more of an “Adult Holiday” today, we noticed that we’ve been slacking on our Ninn Worx Weekends, so we’re beginning the healing process today with what may be one of the best series subtitles we’ve ever scene. The guy heading up the art department actually came up with the title, but if it doesn’t apply to the industry in general, we’re not sure what would. Enjoy your break from the questionable humor littering this site, and take a look at Innocence: Wild Child. Is that perfect, or what? (“Or what” would be the incorrect answer, by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Sable, Marie Luv, Cassie Young, Fallon, Marlena, Jennifer Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Michael Ninn]

“Wild Child” might describe this ...
12/25/04

It just wouldn’t be the same without our Annual Celebration of Christmas Day Silly Post. That’s not so say it wouldn’t be better, of course; it just wouldn’t be the same. This time around, though, you can actually find naked female breasts if you look carefully for them. Our advice would be to pretty much ignore everything else you run across.  [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]

This picture is much scarier when it's larger.
12/16/04

In honor of our new member “geyser” and other AnaisAlexander.com friends, we’ve got day two of D.Minion’s account of Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book Two on tap for today. There’s a special surprise at the end of the post too, but we can’t tell you what it is, because … well … then it wouldn’t be a surprise now, would it? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Jana Cova ... very beautiful, but not Anais ...
12/13/04

Those of you that remember a few weeks ago when we posted the “rough cut” version of Dee’s solo experience in Exposed Featuring Dee may perhaps enjoy the “final” version as it appeared in the show. Of course, if beautiful women enjoying themselves doesn’t happen to be your cup of tea, then perhaps you’ll more enjoy D.Minion’s account of the drunken revelry at the 2004 KSEX Awards Show. Now DM doesn’t explicitely mention the drunkenness, we must be fair to say, but you go ahead and take a look at the pictures, and let us know what you think … FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee Video, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Dee, upon hearing Harry didn't win an award. She regained compsure later.
12/8/04

Hey, we did part one of a story a couple of days ago, and now we’re following with part two today! Now while you certainly shouldn’t get used to this type of efficiency around here, you can feel free to enjoy Plush Day Two as much as you enjoyed Day One. Of course if you didn’t enjoy Day One at all, you’re probably not going to like this one either, in which case you should go walk your dog, or feed the homeless, or maybe repaint that guest room like you’ve been meaning to. You have choices in life, you know; feel free to take advantage of them. We’ll be back with something else later … after we feed our own dogs and assure them they won’t be homeless any time soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Melissa Lauren, Barbara Summer, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Angel Cassidy ... partaking of, and serving as, a cool drink of water.
12/5/04

Uh-Oh. We’re back to one of those “D.Minion has been on set for a million hours” kind of posts, which means that while you do get a whole bunch of Behind the Scenes pictures (128 of them this time around), you also have to pretend to read a whole bunch of words too. On the upside, most of you don’t know D.Minion personally, so you’ll really never have to worry about being tested on your knowledge. If you do happen to run into her at some point and she does attempt to discern the depths of your attention to her details, do what she and Tinker always do when faced with such a situation: Argue with the hypothetical … Until then enjoy, Plush Day One, and we’ll keep your secret. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Angel masturbating while watching Angel. Hmm. We do that ...
12/4/04

Late breaking news tonight revealed a travesty in the voting procedures for the KSEX Awards this year. We know this because neither Harry or Dee won anything at all, and that’s just gotta be a travesty. What could be more traversing than that, after all? In order to distract everyone from this sad turn of events we quick put together a wonderful slide show of Inari Vachs so that we could stop thinking about all of the serious injustices in the world. I mean, who’s a better porn jockey than Harry, really? Harry can insult entire races, genders, and socio-economic classes in one small sentence. Harry gets hate mail from household pets. This kind of talent just shouldn’t go uncredited. Consequently, we’re going to think of something really cool to give to Harry and Dee, but while we’re doing that, you might just as well enjoy Inari naked. If you have any good ideas, let D.Minion know, though. Maverick’s in town, and he probably needs something to do … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari being distracting already. We love that.
12/1/04

Apparently Howard Keel died recently, which probably has nothing to do with the expression “Keel Over” now that we think about it. And although he doesn’t seem to have appeared in the US movie Oklahoma, he did participate in the original 1947 London version of the production, which must be why Maverick thought he was in the movie. Actually, Howard was in several famous musicals including Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, and Kiss Me Kate, but he also does not appear in Dee’s newest movie from Ninn Worx, Exposed Featuring Dee, what with him being dead and all. If you have some knowledge of the musical Oklahoma you may enjoy today’s post a bit more than the people that just have some knowledge of Dee and enjoy seeing her … well … Exposed. Those people will certainly enjoy the Movie Trailer and DVD Galleries that Michael let us show you, whereas the Oklahoma people will also get the joke. At least getting the joke is not mandatory. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Anais, Georgia Adair, Isabella, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee. Dee-lightfully Dee Best.