Filed Under: Kira Reed

January 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/30/12

Years ago now, our dear friend SteveH decided to move back to his home town of Bumfuck, Missouri to chase some woman — although we cannot swear to this being the exact name of the town, honestly. Still, it did give us a chance to finally stop using “SteveD” to indicate the Other Steve in the office, as we progressed quickly through “Just Steve” to simply “Steve” when we refered to him. … And then the Original Steve decided to come out and visit us for the show this year, creating the Steve Confusion all over again. On the other hand, it did give all of us the chance to talk about “that woman” whom Original Steve eventually caught out in Missouri. Then we got to oft repeat one of our favorite adages: “Be careful what you wish for … .” What are friends for, after all? As for the New Steve, who became Just Steve after the Old, Original Steve left, well, his timing continued to be less than he might have hoped as you shall see. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Not the Best Plan to Get Laid
1/26/11

We recently learned from The Big Bang that you call a person that studies flags a vexillologist. This of course would not be the same “Big Bang Theory” that arrived to all of us courtesy of Georges Lemaître, but all in all the television series is a whole lot funnier. We can see how Fundamentalist Christians might be offended by both, however. Of course neither of these things have anything whatsoever to do with Becca, or Kristal Summers, or Kira, or Wendy … but we did want to mention them, because honestly how often do you see an adult web site admitting they understand anything at all about Fundamentalist Christians? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kristal Summers Video, Wendy Divine Video, Becca Video, Cytherea, Kira Reed]

Fun at the Office
1/16/12

Some people would argue that a “business” should not even exist that essentially bases its success on naked people. Apparently when these folks left the Garden of Eden they quickly bid it, “Good Riddance!” and took off with a whole tree’s worth of fig leaves for themselves. Of course some people also believe that if “their team” fumbled the ball at an inopportune time over the weekend, the world might indeed end — or at least be no better than a really depressing place for a few months. … You just can’t please some people. What can you do? … Well in our case, on the eve of our annual trek to the AEE in Vegas, we decided this year to take a moment to reflect upon the upstart in the industry, this of course being XBIZ. At first glance, the new approach seems quite a bit different from the older one, but then AVN has an entirely new plan this year as well, so we will see. If nothing else, we have learned to laugh — an important lesson in life.  [FEATURED TAGS: XBIZ LA Convention, Brittney Skye Video]

Ice Cream with Sprinkles. Seriously.
1/15/12

Unless you happen to be a fan of one of the four teams that will remain in the championship race in the NFL after today, you might find a common thought running through your brain incessantly: What to do? What to do? … Of course a very slim chance exists that you happen to be one of those people that does not follow professional football, but worry not about that: We still have that Fifth Amendment thing, and no one can make you admit that. More significant this time around would be Tenaya’s contributions to our traditionally “uncommon thoughts” on life in the XXX Business. Now “valuable” one could argue, but “uncommon” seems self-evident. Tenaya, and Shayla, and Capri? Obviously, they would all be both. [FEATURED TAGS: Tenaya, Misty Rivers, Capri Anderson Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Bianca Video, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

We Be Team Tenaya
1/11/12

One of the best things about attending the annual AVN convention in Las Vegas has to be that you get a chance to see a lot of friends in the business that you may not have run across on set in a few months. Given that this year’s event has all the indications of being a massive … well, we won’t say because we happen to like the AVN people a lot — but think “massive amounts of copulation in a tightly bunched group” — we plan on having a lot to talk about with them as we all sit around waiting for the organization to catch up with us. All in all, we’re going to have a good time regardless, and honestly the regular conversations with Jenna Haze always rank highly on our good memories list. Speaking of Jenna and good memories, we have a few with D.Minion — and surprisingly few dogs, truth be told. [FEATURED TAGS: Jenna Haze Exclusive Video, Kortney Kane Exclusive Video] 

Jenna Haze – In a bit of a “Haze” – actually.
1/7/12

Travel looms. Technically, loads and loads of travel looms. … What with XBIZ being on the schedule for the first time this year, and AVN deciding that they don’t need all those pesky CES attendees to fill up its convention halls, we will find ourselves living out of suitcases more often than not over the next couple of weeks. Naturally that got us to thinking about earlier times when this has come to pass in our world, and you know what? Come to find out, sometimes it really isn’t all that bad. Porn stars tend to be entertaining travel-mates as it turns out, even if there will likely be not near as much mating as one might hope. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane]  

Dee. A Most Excellent Roommate.
1/3/12

If you rap about a wrap party, is that redundant? What if they play rap music? Worse yet, what if the party involves absolutely no nudity, even though Julia Ann and Inari Vachs are there and so you “rip” it? Well, a wrap party by definition marks the end of something, and in that case R.I.P. would be perfectly in order, right, even if you happen not to be disappointed at all? Who knew what chaos could spring from words with just three little letters? … Hey, you should see what we can do with Cytherea and some of those $10 words. We have been waiting literally years and years for the perfect opportunity to roll out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. “Fantastic” huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Cytherea]

Dog, Julia, & Inari. Say Goodnight Gracie.
1/1/12

Ringing in the New Year always brings a lot of joy around here. And doing so with Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers (sadly separately this time) adds a predictable enhancement to the experience. All in all the first of the year invariably brings even more chaos to our existence than even we generally experience. That said, you really can’t complain too much if the bedlam in your life involves a plethora of naked women. If it occasionally involves beds too, well, you get the picture … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Design Master Kristal Summers

August 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/04

Continuing obligatory plugs and new naked girls doin’ the nasty seems like a fine way to start off the week. So take a peek at Kira Reed doing “Married Couple” stuff, and think again about joining Juli Ashton and her friends down in Jamaica. Hey, Kira’s around and wilder and crazier than ever. Maybe you’ll see her there … One can dream. [FEATURED TAGS: Kira Reed]

Kira Reed. No wonder she's married.
Kira Reed
8/29/04

Despite all of her ground-breaking enterprises, Inari’s actually trying NOT to break the mold this time around, as D.Minion catches up with her as professionals preserve her body for posterity. All things considered, this seems like a good thing, and even Brother John chimes in with … well, we’re not sure what … but he certainly chimes in. Bottom line: You get to see a lot of Inari Vachs naked. This is never a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari -- type casted ...
8/25/04

Many, many strange things are happening with our friends at Playboy TV, but you can try to keep up in D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, August 11, 2004. We’re not sure of very much these days, but we are certain that Harry now owes us lunch because we’ve posted a picture of him grabbing Tiffany’s butt. Life remains good … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cytherea, Shy Love, Naudia Rio, D.Minion]

Harry and Tiffany Granath pictured. Juli Ashton last seen running from the room.
8/23/04

If you’ve noticed a run on “Dee Content” over the last couple of weeks, it’s because we’re really proud of our brave young woman as she prepares to leave the nest and begin a concurrent career as a Feature Dancer. Most of you know she’ll be at the Spearming Rhino in Rialto, California this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, and then she’ll be at The Blue Zebra in North Hollywood in a month. She’s excited; she’s nervous, and she’s ever-so-cute in this particular state. (Well she’s actually really cute in states besides California too.) If you can’t make it out to see her this time, at least you can check out D.Minion’s article about Dee in The Last Resort. It’s odd how things turn out … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. All that she can Dee ...
8/22/04

In our semi-regular “This is Hedonism III and You Should Go There” article, we unfortunately have only this one picture of Kristal Summers. This resulted from the fact that Kristal basically served as the photographer on this trip, and she forgot to take pictures of herself. She did, however, manage 176 pictures of Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Crystal Knight, Tera Patrick, and a bevy of beautiful “regular” women. While you’re getting your plans together to visit Hedonism III this October with Juli Ashton and friends, we thought you’d enjoy a “MILF” Diversion. It’s no wonder these sites have caught on as well as they have. So many MILFs; so little time …. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Crystal Knight]

Kristal ... even beautiful BEHIND the camera
8/18/04

Well, we don’t seem to be going in any order, but we are in fact catching up on all of D.Minion’s “Back Issues” of Dee on KSEX. Today we have 1/15/04 and 1/29/04. Dee also did KSEX on that Thursday between these two, but for some reason the new Photoshop crew skipped it. Well, fortunately a little unusualness will fit right in around here. Hmm. Strange … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee on KSEX ... with Dee on KSEX ...
8/16/04

Over the years we’ve seen some very beautiful pictures of Kristal Summers. However all of us have “appearance” days that are better than others, and on the set of Sin City’s Still Frame Kristal was having one awesome appearance day. You know, if you can have sex in a tree and still look incredibly sexy … well … it just goes to show that no matter what some people may think, life is certainly not fair. Kristal sharing with us is very fair, however. On this day, she might have been the epitome of Fair Maiden … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers. Damn.
8/14/04

Proving she’s not just a pretty face, a stunning body, and a clever wit, we’ve got more Dee today, as she directs and produces a whole bunch of beautiful, naked, ethnic women and men. Sadly the happy news of the 143 incredible hard-core pictures and D.Minion’s wonderful story has been overshadowed by this, the most poignant and heart-wrenching thumbnail we’ve ever felt the obligation to post. Of course, you’ll have to read the story to find out the devastating nature of something so seemingly harmless … Sniffle … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Simone, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Mikayla, Ice, D.Minion]

Ah, sweet Mikayla ...
8/11/04

We’re putting up a quick little diddy from one of the earlier KSEX shows today, because Dee’s finally announcing that she’s hitting the dance circuit later this month, so if you live in Los Angeles, you’ll be able to see her LIVE. She wanted to announce the dates on her Message Board, however, and she hasn’t had time to do that, so you won’t actually find them out by reading here. You will however get to see a KSEX episode where it’s possible Dee was mostly asleep … at least when the pictures were being taken … also this very strange thumbnail will make sense … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee and one fat man ... sort of ...
8/6/04

Once upon a time, a young girl wanted a porno contract … OK. That’s probably not a story you want to share with anyone underage, but in real life that sometimes happens. Back in the days when Jessica Drake was a contract girl for Sin City, and before Julia signed a contract with her third company, D.Minion was on the set of The Contract. Now, of course, all things have changed mightily, but it’s still fun to look back and reminisce. Ah, those Wicked Women … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

Julia Ann ... as we wish she were more often.
Julia Ann's Web Site
8/4/04

Well, Night Calls isn’t on this week, but don’t fall into the trap of trying to understand why. We put it in the category of “Never try to teach a pig to sing …” On the upside, we have D.Minion’s account of the most recent Night Calls, and we also have the good news that Night Calls will be on one week from today, complete with expected zaniness. The topic for that evening seems to be “Star Fuckers” so we assume it has something to do with tea. We’ll rename it a more politically correct version and call it Celestial Seasonings[FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Carol: You're a bad influence.
8/2/04

We had to postpone this Ninn Worx Weekend for a couple of days because some mean person corralled the entire crew into helping button up the remodel on the back patio — so we could reinstall the air conditioner for the dogs. It’s getting hot in LA these days, you know. You do get to see some wonderful imagery from Fem: Adagio today, though, and besides we just knew you’d understand. We were, after all, “On a Mission from Dog” … (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Monique Alexander, Sasha, Isabella, Kenzie Ryan, Nadja Bodor, Vera Adjani, Sharon Haven, Erica Vachs, Risque News Insight]

We've no apologies for these “arrears” -- Monique Alexander, Angel Cassidy, and Sasha

January 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/02

We have another wacky Night Calls expose to reveal on this Super day for a Bowl. And that’s about all you’re going to get here, because the game’s about to start … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Nurse Juli and Rider Tiff.
1/30/02

Deb takes us back to the road with Devinn Lane – back to a life that quickly becomes more than a little surreal – in this episode called “The World Is A Vampire.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn showing off her chaps that don't stick.
1/29/02

Well most of the office is in fact AEE epic bound, but some of us lucky minions still get to work on “Juli Stuff.” With Night Calls’ new season just around the corner, the head minion, DMinion herself, has insisted that we strive to catch up on her coverage of last season. So here you have Juli, Inari, Dee, and Tiffany, of course … and this is where we waxed Juli’s pussy. What more do you need? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

The genetalia in question ...
1/28/02

As we approach the epic that constitutes D.Minion’s coverage of the recent Adult Entertainmnet Expo, we pause with the next installments of “Wendy’s Chronicles of Nick Manning” and reflect on the unique way we get to make a living. A beautiful couple on a soft couch, sex for long hours on end, many pauses to adjust, giggle and flirt, that’s just how sex is at home, right? Personally we think this fiction is stranger than the truth, but far be it from us to start a philosophical debate when folks probably just want to get on to the action. Rock on … Wendy and Nick seem to be. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy Divinely happy ...
1/24/02

Deb’s adventures with Devinn Lane continue as they fly to Tampa for a week of dancing and appearances. Once again things take a strange turn as “Devinn Meets Bubba the Love Sponge.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn Meets Bubba the Love Sponge.
1/22/02

We’ve never had to write cleverly about a mostly naked woman posing around a chair in a hotel room. That’s a pretty tall offer, and we although we may not be the most creative of literary aspirants, neither are we the most foolish. No, sir. Daddy didn’t raise no dummies ’round these parts. Why, just to think that even a talented writer could whip up something that would make folks want to check out the beautiful Inari Vachs bored before a signing, would be too much tempting of the fates. We’re not going anywhere near that. Nope. There is absolutely nothing clever at all to say about Inari coming up with 62 different ways to pose around a chair. And since we can’t be clever about it, we’re not even sure why we decided to post these 62 pictures. Then we looked at the pictures and thought, “Well, all right, then. If Inari’s going to be this sexy, well then we’ll show her off.” Even if we can’t think of a clever way to do it. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight]

Inari Vachs is very clever.
1/20/02

Because we’re acutely politically aware around here, and because we share the goals of the great Doctor King, and because we hope that at some point in history it isn’t necessary to have a special day so we can remember that everyone is equal, we picked Martin Luther King Day to post some pictures of our friend Dee “working” with Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter and Kitten. OK, the truth is that it’s just a coincidence, and we didn’t give it any conscious thought. We’re not anywhere near that groovy. Well, Deb is, but other than that, we mean. Besides, Dee’s technically 100% Puerto Rican, even though most of our industry can’t figure that out. But that still doesn’t mean you can’t love Dee Best in various positions with nary a dude in sight. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter, Kitten]

Dee, glorious Dee ...
1/16/02

Deb begins a series of articles about her recent travels with Devinn Lane with her entry entitled “Devinn and The Demimonde.” You will rarely ever get this kind of look at the life of a feature dancer. Thanks, Deb. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn Lane naked at her computer. You gotta love that.
1/15/02

We interrupted Wendy’s “Chronicle of Nick Manning” long enough to finish her Hedonism III Journal from last spring. Wendy does things the long way, but with most of the elements of her life, that seems rather apropros. If you were waiting to read it in its entirety, like I do with novels issued in chapters, you can begin your journey here. If you’ve been keeping up to date, here’s the conclusion you’ve been waiting for. If you just want to see the pictures of Wendy, Inari and Becca standing around naked whilst some fortunate artist adorns them with graffiti, check out the latest Risqué News offering. Ah the Wendy Web we Weave … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Wendy Divine, Becca, Risque News Insight]

Inari, Becca, and Wendy ... as alleyways.
1/14/02

We’re BACK!! Breaking with tradition somewhat we took the entire office to Las Vegas to cover and attend the Adult Entertainment Expo, and we learned something. Bad idea. Until we get some of those nifty little elves that do the work for us while we’re away, this may not be the best approach we’ve ever thought of. With “while you were away” notes literally covering the keyboards around here, we dug through and started up again, though. And if you’re starting up, you might as well start up with Julia Ann; and if you’re going to do that, well, you might as well start up with her naked. We couldn’t think of a better welcome home present than D.Minion’s article from this past summer, Julia Ann beds Danni Ashe. Come to think of it, it’s hard to think of a better way to be in bed too … Go visit our friend Danni when you get a chance too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Danni Ashe, D.Minion]

Julia Ann in repose.
1/7/02

Kristal finished updating her journal through 2001, and as we were putting it up, we decided that it really would benefit from some naked pictures of Kristal in her bedroom. We figured that generally to be the case with anything, actually. Also, if you have to deal with “figures” then you should put Kristal’s figure high on your list. These are some shots from her first cam show in December. They’re going to start regularly twice a month very soon, so keep an eye out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal in her bedroom.
1/5/02

For those of you following the Message Board and its various debates, we have an ironic inclusion for today. Between her trip to Colorado for the holidays and her trip to a convention and appearance in Florida, Juli dropped by some text and picked out some more photos for us to post. We finished up the html, and now we can say … “This one’s for you, Joe … and so is this one …” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Wendy Divine, Kira Reed, Becca, Georgia Adair, Bolivia Samsonite]

Becca, basically ...     Juli's reasons to travel.
1/4/02

Deb revisits an old friend of ours, Kelsey Heart, and she points out what a really cool company Wicked Pictures remains. Go see Wicked, and then check out what a little hair-coloring can do. Deb calls it Kelsey Redux. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelsey Heart, Missy]

Kelsey as a blonde on the left.
1/3/02

Inari’s hosting “In Bed with Danni” for Danni Ashe today, so in her honor we’re posting the last of the “sitting around the set and waiting on people” shots we started last month. You can read about the Lovely Lounging Inari if you missed it, or if you just want to see the pictures, you can. You’ll definitely understand why we’re pretty much of the opinion that cowgirls give way more blues than they get … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

More Inari Vachs views ...
1/1/02

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! We started thinking of the popular song Auld Lang Syne, and we were going to write a really clever parody of the tune–stunning in its insight, and awe-inspiring in intellect. Then we thought, not only do we not know the rest of the words, but, heck, we don’t even know what it means. So then we thought, “Let’s just give the members two more episodes in the ‘Chronicles of Nick Manning’ from Wendy Divine.” The accent is “oral” here, and that sounds like a fine way to kick off the new year. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

“Manning” the Wendy boat ...