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April 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/23 Mia Austin

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Alyssa Lynn – Mia Austin – Kenna James – Diana Prince – Chantelle Fox – Rachel James

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/29/23 Kristal Summers, Julia AnnThe majority of the people on the planet have likely been in a conversation where a friend brings up a topic that quickly leads to a tangent from two decades earlier. Not many of these people, however, will likely find themselves in the exact same chair as they were the first time this story came up — albeit sitting in front of a vastly superior computer. Fortunately for everyone here, we do not encourage you at this time to think about 20-year-old chairs. You might, however, want to think about Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, and Julia Ann. They may not make Architectural Digest any time soon, be each remains Art unto Herself. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann] 
4/28/23 Jenna Jameson ... and othersThe “real” NFL Draft starts late today, in case you were confused by the 66 picks that come before the office favorite even gets a chance to crush some poor college player’s dreams of where he hoped he’d be drawing some huge salary finally. Truth be told, only a single person in the office really cares, but since he signs the checks, well, we all care. Mostly, though, we care about the Draft Day Bonus we’ve added to this time around. Superstars as pups certainly qualify as interesting, but Maverick as a pup too? That picture with Heather Vuur alone would be worth the price of admission. Of course Jenna fans might disagree. [STAR TAGS: Jenna Jameson Video, Eva Tiffany Video, Meghan Sweet, Hanna Reilly, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven]


4/26/23 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Any bed. Any time.

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/25/23 Alesandra Noir

GingerLynn

Rebel on the LOOZ

[STAR TAGS: Alessandra Noir Exclusive Video]

4/24/23 Asami UemuraWe have been trying to explain porn stars to people literally for decades now. No matter what you might guess, they are actually just like everybody else, with hopes, dreams, frustrations and plans. They’re just not shy. … Some of them, as it turns out, even like normal things like Hello Kitty, an understanding that brought our New Guard to begin coverage of Hello Titty 12 today. As it turns out, other than the clever pun, those two concepts really have nothing else in common. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Asami Uemura Video]

4/23/23 Jana Jordan

ReelRisque

Roam and Hearth pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Jana Jordan Video, Michael Ninn]

 

4/22/23 Dee in JamaicaSimple math tells us (no matter how much we hate cussing in just the second word of a sentence) that on your first birthday you have actually begun your second year. Of course these minor nuances do not matter so much in the earlier years as they might in the later ones. Our conclusion thus far has been simply that not all birthdays are created equal. Some have Dee, for example, a condition that makes basically anything in life better. These might also include video references to fine achievements, making the age of the Assistant Director insignificant to the meaning. So, yeah … that. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Audrey Hollander Exclusive Video, Justine Joli Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
4/20/23 Kaylan NicoleSome people simply do not understand the warmth and serenity provided by an old pickup truck. Of course we feel sorry for those people if for no other reason than they get really upset if something dings their door in a parking lot. Then again, folks tend to prioritize a lot of silly things, so today we’ll ponder all the fun things one can store in the center console of an old pickup truck before considering an entirely different kind of “Serenity” in our quest. The Russell Wilson comments sure take on a new meaning all these years later, and yet the women remain as beautiful and vibrant as ever. Curious, that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kaylan Nicole Video, Serenity Video, Devinn Lane, Missy, Doria, Taylor Hayes, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]

4/19/23 Good Friends of Ginger

GingerLynn

Poon Party Hearty

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Sharon Mitchell Video, Ami Rodgers Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video]

4/17/23 Kaz B

247AdultStars

All That Kaz can B

[STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/16/23 Shayla LaVeaux & Jenna Haze

Shayla

Years in the Waiting

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish]

4/15/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

In More Sane Times

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/12/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

Treks o’ Yore

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]

4/10/23 Anna LovatoWe all face literally hundreds of decisions in any given day. Granted, we do not even think about the vast majority of them, but there can be dozens of “reasons” that we decide upon a path we take — or do not take. Of course one does not often see quite beautiful people bopping about in the background — sort of — of an adult movie scene. Then again, allegedly Babe Runners had a seven-figure budget, so maybe they could simply afford a high-dollar temptation in their Kamikaze Replicant scene. If nothing else, it gives you something unusual — and quite lovely, as mentioned — to look at. It also adds a whole new meaning to going out with a bang. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Jasmine Black Video]
4/9/23 Priya Rai

GingerLynn

Gina West – Roxy Jezel – Kelly Nichols – Hope – Christiana Cinn – Priya Rai

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/8/23 Ginger, Lynn Ray

GingerLynn

The Butler Did Them

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video]

4/7/23 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Rock that Fetish

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/6/23 Kristal SummersAs the NFL Draft approaches we decided to check out what Kristal Summers and Dee were doing a few years ago when we didn’t care about the draft then either. This happens in two situations, basically. When your team happens to be really good, by rule you end up drafting well into the crap shoot territory, no matter what hype or “round” that may be. When your team happens to suck even after trading away draft position so that it would not suck, well, then you really don’t care. We mean about the draft. Despite being decidedly into the “what the hell, somebody has to win the lottery” position before even getting a chance at new players in football, we still care about Kristal and Dee a lot. One needs priorities, you know. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
4/4/23 Selma Sins

GingerLynn

Captivating in English | y en Español

[STAR TAGS: Selma Sins Video]

4/1/23 Zoey Holloway, Charlie LaineTraditionally one should post a super funny, completely and obviously absurd, update today. All of this would then be followed with the classic “April Fools!” … This exclamation serves, it seems, as complete validation for any horrible thing you might do, sort of a Trumpian Get Out of Anger Free card. Then we saw the Washington Post list of major corporate “Fools” and quickly decided, “Yeah … we cannot compete with that.” So we decided instead to highlight a decidedly not foolish lesbian adventure featuring Risqué Business favorite Charlie Laine — both in photographs and video. In this way, they cannot compete with us. … So neener-neener. We are a tad disappointed that the Panera Breadbowl Hot Tub was not real, though. Sigh. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Zoey Holloway Video]

July 2017 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/17 chalkboardIn the middle of trying to explain to Millennials — with a capital “M” because goodness knows you’d never want to hurt the feelings of a group that has always received a trophy just for showing up — what the Risqué Philosophy stands for, and how we apply it in a quite practical sense, we started running across, well, basically stunning examples of just how astounding the American culture used to be a half a century ago. Honestly, it can make you quiver and laugh, be amazed and ashamed all at the same time — sort of like really great sex if you think about it. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Angel, Tori Black]
7/30/17 Angela Stone

CythereasWetWorld

Shades of GUSH

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lauren Phoenix Video, Mia Smiles Video, Paulina Video, Isabella Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Natalia Wood Video]

7/28/17 Karma

ReelRisque

Karma Come Here Me On | Pics

[STAR TAGS: Karma]

7/26/17 Jamie Huxley

ReelRisque

Landing in for a Coming | vid

[STAR TAGS: Jamie Huxley Video]

7/23/17 Lacie James

GingerLynn

Joslyn James – Randi Wright – Daisy Ducati – Angel Vain – Lacie James – Alix Lovell

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/22/17 Janine, Chasey, ShaylaTalking to young people can be fun. One can respond to a surprising number of quizzical expressions with the simple statement, “Well, I wasn’t always this old.” … Have you ever watched a movie, or heard a news report, or even seen a simple photograph and thought to yourself, “There is no way on earth I was ever, ever that dumb?” … Well, we haven’t either, and even if we had, we couldn’t admit it because some Millennial might get their little feelings hurt. Vintage indeed. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chasey Lain, Keri Windsor, Alex Jordan Video, Janine, Shanna McCullough, Tammi Ann, Missy]
7/19/17 Holly Kiss

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Whatever Suits Holly

[STAR TAGS: Holly Kiss Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/17/17 Shayla with Peter

Shayla

Poke Shayla Alley

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

7/15/17 Angelina

ReelRisque

A Moment Without Hesitation | pics

[STAR TAGS: Angelina]

7/12/17 Renna RyanWe spend our lives dealing with the impact of time. We have to wait too long for it to pass. It passes too quickly. We can’t remember enough of the details we need to. We can’t forget nearly as much as we’d like. Bottom line: Time can be a real Bitch. With a capital B. … So without putting too much of a Life Philosophy (with two capital letters) spin on it, we will simply say that whoever coined the expression Carpe Diem, clearly had many, many naked women in mind. Otherwise what would be the point? [STAR TAGS: Amber Lynn Video, Angel Video, Tracey Adams Video, Victoria Zdrok, Renna Ryan, Michael Ninn]
7/9/17 Tara Morgan

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Tara Morgan – Alice Lighthouse – Lexxxi Nicole – Chanell Heart – Emma Snow – Brooklyn Daniels

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/8/17 Puma Swede & Jessica Jaymes

ReelRisque

Legging for Mercy | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Jessica Jaymes Video, Puma Swede Video]

7/4/17 DeeSurprising as it may seem, you do not often get to watch honest-to-goodness, down-to-her-toes, female orgasms on screen very much these days. Fortunately on a particularly celebratory occasion, this will not be one of those days — at least for Risque Members — as we share Dee as she shares with us. We think of it as Safe and Sane Fireworks of the most intimate variety. Celebrate! … Wasting tea optional. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane]
7/3/17 Steven St. Croix and Julia AnnMichael Raven chose Paradise Lost to serve as an inspiration for an adult movie. Ironically, that ended up being an apt description of our path through the coverage of it — well, the “lost” part, not the every decision being fraught with the peril of eternal damnation part. All in all, despite losing a key author along the way, we have upheld the Risqué Tradition of insight with a healthy dose of humor along the way. For the record, we have no idea how long it took Mr. Milton to write the original manuscript, but we feel fairly confident that it was faster than the period of time that it took to finish our coverage of Mr. Raven’s movie. Never hurry beautiful naked women, though. We learned that all on our own. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann Video]
7/1/17 Carter Cruise

ReelRisque

Honoring the Reel Inspiration | pics

[STAR TAGS: Carter Cruise]

March 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/15 DeeGoodness but time can get away with a situation around here. In doing just a tiny bit of looking back to “finish” a day in the box cover lives of Juli Ashton and Dee, we were more than a bit shocked to find out that we began the tale clear back in early January. Truth be told, not that much surprises us when it comes to the adult industry anymore, but looking at the same “assets” with two different mindsets can lead to some interesting results. When we started the Essentially Dee Box Cover Day we were thinking, “Dang! We gotta get ready for the convention!” whereas now we have been mainly thinking, “Dang! Taxes suck!” … On the upside, Dee remains perpetually mood-brightening. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix]
3/29/15 Kylie Ireland, Mike Horner

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Cookin’ with Ass

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

3/27/15 Brooke Haven

ReelSeduction

A Boner for Breakfast

[STAR TAGS: Brooke Haven, ReelSeduction.com]

3/26/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Rocks of Age

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea]

3/25/15 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

A Miss and a Swing

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/24/15 Brittany Andrews and Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Casting for Pods with Ginger

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn]

3/22/15 Shayla LaVeaux & Chantell FoxYou wouldn’t necessarily think so, but some things even in this in business can benefit from a bit of an introduction. Seriously, just saying, “So we thought we’d teach the British woman how to masturbate with a tub faucet …” can use a little setting of the stage. If fact, we do not quite get to the faucet felicity this time around, but we do learn about gender differences as we prepare for the main event. For one thing, women have way better boobs. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox]
3/20/15 Scarlet Red

ReelSeduction

Scarlet Secretary Seduction

[STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red, ReelSeduction.com]

3/17/15 Kylie Ireland, Bianca Trump

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The Botanic Yankee in St. Patrick’s Court

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Bianca Trump Video]

3/15/15 Sophia Lynn and Renna RyanWe do not tend to be a “big announcement” sort of group around here. For years we have preached to our porn star clients that when they hear one of those once in a lifetime, extra-special, super-duper, incredibly rare pitches that they need to act on immediately, or they will miss out forever and ever, they should not panic. In this business, there will be another one of those next week. Sometimes, however, Reel Seduction happens along, and it really does “bare” mention. (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [STAR TAGS: Renna Ryann, Sophia Lynn, Michael Ninn]
3/13/15 Taren SteeleIronically, superstitions rarely come across as anything very “super” if you think about them. That said, on Fridays that happen to fall right after the twelfth of the month, well, we don’t mind pretending a little belief if it gets us invited to the Distraction Party with Taren Steele. Truth be told, we’d swear to almost anything were Taren to ask us. She has that effect on people. Also, she can put your candles out from across the room. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Missy Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sharon Mitchell Video]
3/11/15 Pending EuphoriaBe forewarned that when Geeks decide to take a day off from consecutive hours of serious coding, very strange things can happen. For example, they may spend a significant amount of time talking about all the things they cannot tell you yet. They may put together painful puns and cheesy pictorial humor in their attempts to clear their minds. … Of course our Geeks do so with the benefit of naked ladies, so there’s that. … Honestly that makes it a lot better than it could be. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Felecia]
3/8/15 Brittany Andrews and Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Nature of Fantasy

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Jill Kelly Video, Timber Video, Brittany Andrews]

 

3/3/15 Kylie Ireland, Shelby Stevens, Lyndon Johnson

KylieIreland

Entertaining AAA

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shelby Stevens Video, Lyndon Johnson Video]

3/1/15 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

They Call Her Bella Stella

[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox, 247AdultStars.com]

December 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/12

Who knew that by watching a highly anticipated (well, by some) football game you could be inundated with advertisements for a new television show on AMC featuring “Competitive Taxidermy” of all things? Who knew that taxidermy could be competitive? … Who knew they even still did taxidermy? We have some other thoughts on year’s end today, none of which feature dead animals, just in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!]

Things to Ponder
12/29/12

You may not have noticed, but if you put all the College Bowl Games together, you could have a heck of a party. You could wear Russel Athletics or New Era Pinstripes, if you knew what those were, maybe. You’d have Tostitos, Buffalo Wings, Idaho Potatoes, Chick-fil-A, Little Caesars Pizza, and even Beef ‘O’ Brady and Outback to eat. You could decorate the place with roses, sip orange juice while you get some sugar from your sweetie, and even stuff cotton in your ears if she started complaining that you were not fighting her hunger with Kraft sufficiently. You’d have wonderful things to talk about like insurance, or car care, wireless services, or taxes, mortgages, or Korean cars. You could even discuss what the heck scantily-clad women and beautiful race car drivers have to do with web domain registration. Best of all, you’d have a Bell Helicopter to escape if some folks started remembering the Alamo a bit too enthusiastically. … Fortunately, none of that had anything to do with even more Shayla today. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Shayla — Does Not Care About College Bowl Games.
12/27/12

Shayla has a special day today well worthy of celebrating. Also in our occasionally not completely behind efforts to bring the really old pages up to modern standards, we will run across some original photos now and again. We weren’t horribly disorganized back in those days, but if someone had told us the sites would last this long, we would have done things differently. … It’s sort of like that old saying, “You know, if I’d have known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” … Except we still get Shayla naked. That helps a lot with most things. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Alexandra Silk, Missy]

Ride 'Em Cowgirl
12/25/12

We wish you a Merry Christmas. And if you do not happen to celebrate Christmas, well we wish you a merry day of the miscellaneous variety. We’re friendly that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland]

Ho Ho
12/24/12

Too often in life we lose old friends, whether that be to any of the Big Three options — Sex, Love, Money — or not. Of course “losing” implies a lot of stuff way too deep for discussion here, and sometimes you just want to dance around in a circle like some Charles M. Schultz character not yet burdened by anything really icky — like three dimensions. Say, for example, if you “lose old friends” but then they come back, were they really lost — or simply slapping you upside the face with preternatural insight? … Yeah. We don’t care either. … Basically Kylie makes everything better in our experience. Anything else, well that’s too deep for our pond. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Anais Video]

What Ho! … Ho-Ho! …
12/21/12

We could hardly deny that we have been guilty of perpetrating some fairly tortured logic in our quests to tie miscellaneous bits of our lives together so that we might present it for your viewing pleasure. Of course all of this pales in comparison with trying to explicate poetry from 1788. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy Cytherea — in cam show and still form — as well as Kelly Kline, without any iambic pentameter at all. They are women without meter, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Kline, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea Lives! Woo-HOO!
12/18/12

We learned on some crime show the other night that a pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes. Now we’re on enough weird Google Search lists somebody keeps compiled somewhere, so we chose not to really pursue the statement any further, but we did realize that if true this sort of adds a whole new dimension to the expression, “In a pig’s eye,” does it not? … Hey, you spend a few hours watching Dee do a DP and a fine Brit offer up Holiday greetings, and see how your brain feels. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton, May, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Juli Ashton, Dee, & May
12/17/12

You have to be careful how much you really think about things, because you can wind up somewhere no one actually intended. Of course we have found that beer does a dandy job in relieving a befuddled state — or at least it seems to — but if you have to drive somewhere, consider ice cream in its place. Whatever the case, you may find simply looking at (or watching) Shayla LaVeaux, as well as Wendy Divine, might be the best approach this time around. Either that or you might need a lot of ice cream. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson Exclusive Video]

Wendy
12/12/12

Naturally we had to do an update at 12:12 on 12/12/12 because otherwise D.Minion would be very sad. Worse yet, then we couldn’t make it up to her for 100 years, by which point she’d be not only officially peeved, but also really, really old. Fortunately Mr. Ninn and Cytherea happen by to help us reach our desired goal, even if the precise timing might be a bit difficult to prove in court or anything. If it’s always 5:00 somewhere, then it stands to reason that it’s always 12:12 somewhere too, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Shayla LaVeaux, Ashley Renee, Paisley Hunter, Payton Alexander, Ruby, Kortknee, Emanuelle, Jill Kelly, Michael Ninn]

Bride of Ninnenstein
12/10/12

In case any of you were thinking about moving into the middle of nowhere to be with Steve, he has some excellent news for you. Although the temperature outside when he woke up yesterday morning had only reached nine degrees, by mid day the thermometer had skyrocketed to a balmy ten on the Fahrenheit scale. … OR you could plan on meeting Kristal in Florida next time she visits. All in all, that might be warmer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

Nice Weather for Skimply Clothing
12/7/12

Most of you have probably barely been able to contain your excitement at the prospect of catching even a glimpse of Cytherea’s personal valet, MrT, in some photographs. Well, we can happily tell you that your wait is finally over! Woo-HOO! … Now we did have to surround those two or three important photos with a bunch more of Cytherea shaving and getting tattoos applied to make her scars less distracting on video, of course. But you can just ignore all those annoying porn star images and enjoy MrT — at least his hands and the back of his head. In case you were curious, Cy does always use waterproof temporary tattoos. Turns out that’s a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Butterfles are Whee!
12/4/12

You probably noticed that we have all now officially reached the season where we can start thinking about the cool presents we want other people to give us for free again. True, retailers seem to be making “this time of year” fall earlier and earlier on the calendar, but once we hit December it seems fair for all of us to acknowledge it in general. Even if next year they start advertising Christmas right after the 4th of July, we will still look forward to the holiday offerings from Sam Phillips, actually. She has a unique way, that Sam. [FEATURED TAGS: Sam Phillips, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Sophia Knight]

Not Sam Phillips
12/2/12

Lamentations abound today regarding the rapid demise of Flash becoming more and more apparent. Less bothersome to our leadership at least will be the reference to the public disintegration of a heretofore quite pompous organization in the National Football League. On the off chance that neither of these two topics hold any interest for you, we sneak in an announcement that might, and if that doesn’t work we have over 30 minutes of video that might give you a pleasant “mind space” in which to ruminate — or whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

Kylie, Dee, and Steve