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November 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/28/03	You’d miss some captivating commentary if you just skipped to the 100 stunning pictures today, and you’d miss some daring line-drawing, and some foreshadowing that has “Lain” in wait for some time. You might want to anyway, however, as this Ninn Worx Weekend should make even the most crotchety old men smile. Michael calls it Fem: Bella — and we can tell you that they are indeed. If you’re curious, the subjects include Justine, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, and Charmaine Star. There. That ought to explain it. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn]
11/27/03	Being big fans of irony around here, we take particular pleasure in noting that our Thanksgiving Treat actually comes from a friend across the Atlantic, the place we’re being thankful we left. That said, it remains a wonderful present, and we wanted even non-members to be able to appreciate it. Being cheap, however, we took all the images and compressed them into one for the free side. You’ll actually be able to appreciate them more more if you look at our Maverick Appeal, we’re thinking. Oh, and we noticed a couple of mistakes too, and we’ll get him to correct them if you’re kind about letting us know. This was a hell of a lot of work, as are most things that seem easy at a glance. Maybe that’s the secret to the kind of happy and successful life you can be thankful for: Work hard, but don’t feel you have to make everyone around you aware of it. Help someone less fortunate; it’ll do wonders for your outlook on life. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Chasey Lain, Alexis DeVell, Juli Ashton, Angel Cassidy, Vicca, Jewel, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Taren Steele, Jill Kelly, Anais, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Nikita, Georgia Adair, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Maverick]
11/25/03	We’re going out on a limb a bit today, as we’re giving Maverick his present a little early. In a couple of days we’ll all have a reason to be thankful for our foreign friend (Well, he’s foreign to most of us.), but in honor of all of the work that he’s put in so far we’re jumping the gun a bit. Most of you will probably already know what a kinky bunch the British are as a group, and so we thought the perfect holiday greetings sentiment would be 105 pictures of Kristal Summers in Bondage for Nina Hartley. We’re ever-so-thoughtful as gifts go. So read through D.Minion’s … um … interesting chronicle, and then just do what we did. Keep saying, “Right. Got it.” It’ll help; trust us. And isn’t it wonderfully ironic to be giving a guy from England a present for Thanksgiving? We love irony … So long, and thanks for all the fish … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Emily Marilyn, Nina Hartley, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/23/03	A bizarre rumor circulated through the Los Angeles paper the other day, claiming that not all people in America are football fans. See how wrong even respected newspaper like the Los Angeles Times can be? I mean, honestly, don’t they even try to check their facts before they print something so obviously ludicrous? We expected better of them. That said, however, only the really, really cool people have the NFL Direct Ticket on DirecTV, and so some you poor souls out there may have some moments when there are no football options for you today. That just makes you kind of tear up, doesn’t it? Well, we decided to be kind, and do our part for the less priviledged, and so we published yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, looking back at our lovely Georgia Adair, and the more and more omnipresent Dee. So enjoy the sets between games. As for us, we’re off to watch EVERY game today, at least for a little while. Some people are not football fans indeed! Faugh … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]
11/21/03	What do Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Alexandra Silk, Chloe, Devinn Lane, Dominica, Lee Stone, and Tony Tedeschi all have in common? The answer may not surprise you, but the stunning recap of Dee’s most recent Cam Show certainly will. Color us “DeeLighted” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Risque News Insight]
11/20/03	A great many of us have ordered room service at a strange hotel in some city distant from our home. A great many of us have also probably read dubious stories about such times in Penthouse Forum. Well, in honor of Anais’ debut yesterday as the current covergirl, and the Penthouse Pet, November 2003, we thought we’d relate a little room service story of our own, this starring Inari Vachs. We call it Room Service with a Smile, and even though these are not pictures of Anais today, we know Inari well, and we’re sure that given the chance, she’d be “honor” … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/19/03	As promised we have D.Minion’s recap of the last Night Calls for you. Although tonight’s topic seems to be “Happy Spanks-Giving” there seems to have been a lot of spanking going on last time too. You’ll get to see that, and you’ll get to learn a bit more about Juli Ashton’s personal sex life — all in all, not a bad diversion. Oh, and we checked with Carol, and it’s OK if the rest of you read this story too. Apparently, it gets lonely in Florida … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amanda Lexx, Felicia Fox, Lisa Sparxx, D.Minion]
11/18/03	Sometimes we’re a bit of a tease around here, and sometimes that’s a good thing. If you want to see some sneak peeks of Anais’ first new big Ninn Worx Feature under her new contract, In the Garden of Shadows, you can do so today. If you’re not a member, you’ll have to wait until January to see Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, our old friend Rayveness … and some boys … in “Artcore” action. Sometimes, it’s good to be a member. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Michael Ninn]
11/15/03	Boy it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. Dee gets TEN for stripping; we reveal the genesis of the Dee’s relationship with KSEX, and we show off a half-dozen forgotten pictures from the bottom of a box. More noteworthy would be the fact that these photographs are of the unusually impressive Chasey Lain on her very first dance appearance ever. Oh, we also have learned that the ladies’ room apparently doesn’t generally have the “Employees Must Wash Hands” signs that men’s rooms always do, but we haven’t figured out what to think of that. We’ve also gained some insight on reptile cuisine, and sent D.Minion out fetching some worms. Boy, it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Felicia Fox, Chasey Lain, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
11/14/03	Having been motivated by yesterday’s interesting, but technically inferior fornication photography, we thought we’d debut a new series here (hopefully, if we can pin her down) and let you see our first “Wendy Works Weekend.” Don’t worry: We haven’t replaced the Ninn Worx (now you get the pun) variety, as they’ll return next week, but this is Wendy’s week, and we’re making sure everyone knows that. Before we begin, we thought we’d pass along some professional advice for all of you budding “Art” and “Figure” Photographers out there. It’s important to have good equipment and accessories, and it’s even more important to be able to use that equipment to its potential. However, the most important ingredient to a successful nude shoot in our opinion would be having a Devilishly Sexy model on whom to practice your wares. Now this won’t actually increase your technical abilities one iota, but it makes failing much easier to deal with. Trust us. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/13/03	Yesterday was Wendy’s birthday, and she had us put together a Divine present for y’all, with the help of our friends at VCA Pictures. Wendy’s got action shots from The Pink Package, and you can even get another present from Wendy by buying a DVD of the show from her catalogue. Now, true, you’ll actually have to pay for this second present, but that would make a nice present for Wendy too, if you think about it, and if you’re patient, she’ll even autograph it for you. That Wendy’s got the travelling bug these days, but she’s still darn good lookin’ … and she promises to be back soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Janet Jacme, Shelbee Myne, Justine Romee, D.Minion]
11/11/03	Our own Kristal Summers displays a remarkable lack of Willpower as she and Flick “shag well” with Steven St. Croix. Fortunately, this was exactly as scripted, and D.Minion, despite momentary lapses into self-doubt, attended to chronicle. You may read the captivating article, or you may simply enjoy the pictures, slightly green with envy at St. Croix’s job. As you wish … (Yes, Gene, that was foreshadowing too.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Flick Shagwell, D.Minion]
11/9/03	Well we promised a few of you that we’d get up the cam grab replay of Dee’s first Risqué Cam Show with special guest Anais. As you’ll be able to tell by looking at the replay, it seems Anais felt fairly special after all was said and done. We get so busy around here that sometimes we forget to mention the basic stuff. Who could have guessed that Anais had never heard of a Pocket Rocket? Don’t worry: She has one of her own now … We’re all about good deeds around here. We call this “Anais Chairs the Meeting” … We’re all about clever too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]
11/6/03	In keeping with our wacky path today, we’ve got eight pictures of Anais wearing Wicked Shirts. This, of course, has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the newsworthy fact that Dee has arranged for all of you members to get all of the KSEXRadio.com feeds — even the ones that don’t have her with the Fat Men. If we let him, Harry would take part of this credit too, but we never listen to men around the office. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, D.Minion]
11/6/03	Even for us we’ve reached a new level of bizarre today as we take a history lesson from Jerry Jeff Walker. We’ll give you a little hint here, as “M is for Mudflaps” and “E is for Eggs.” You’ll have to check out the story to make any more sense of it we’re afraid. However, rarely have we been more sure that perhaps you should simply look at the 84 pictures of Cytherea. She makes sense all by herself. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
11/5/03	Proving once again that so long as you have sufficient numbers of photographs of Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, and Kristal Summers posing topless, it doesn’t really matter what you write about, we give you today’s entry. We call it Exemplary Moral Standards, which you’ll understand if you read about D.Minion coming to the rescue, credit card in hand, but even if you just look at the pictures, you’ll notice plenty “exemplary” here. Some journalists might be put off by the fact that the “story” and the “illustrations” have actually nothing whatsoever to do with one another, but not us. We’re fine with it. Consider it our own version of “Carpe DM” … (We’re even funny in Latin. Can you beat that?) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
11/3/03	As it starts to look like the fires are not in fact going to burn all of Southern California to the ground, we thought we’d give everyone something else to warm them up. Anais’ first boy/girl Feature has hit the streets, and so we’re showing those of you that can view video the movie trailer from Fetish: I Know Your Dreams. If you still can’t see video on your system, you can at least look at a couple of pictures of the beautiful Angel Cassidy. Look at it this way: If you have to have a consolation prize, at least it should be an Angel … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
11/1/03	We have some comforting thoughts as we begin a new month. In addition to a couple of editorials submitted by “Dear Readers,” we have a unique alarm clock method utilized by Dee on a slumbering Inari Vachs in Jamaica. All in all we have intellectual edification and a visual feast. We can’t think of a much better way to move into winter weather. Oh, and to save those of you that might have to look it up some time, a “cretin” is a person whose brain did not fully develop. This will become important later. For now, follow the path from the cantankerous, quickly past the cretin, to the comely. It seems not a bad way to start a weekend … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari]

July 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/03	Well, Dee’s doin’ the deed again, and the party’s getting put together. Mav made this groovy little spinny thing you see above, so this year we have even more to blame him for. Today we’re bringing you a recap of past Members’ Party Events, and the plug to get you to come play with us this year was so subtle we almost forgot to put it in. We mean well, though, and we’re really nice to animals … [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party Kickoff and Recap]
7/29/03	Wow, that minimalist approach got a lot of attention! It turns out that people like to watch Juli Ashton talk dirty and play with herself for the camera. Who knew? Well, we had the clips just lying around, so we persuaded Michael to let us show off some of the other family members as they did their own diddling, as it were. So if you’re in the mood for some more video, you can check out Vicca, Nikita, and Taren Steele … each a la Ninn … c’est magnifique … (If you’re not in the mood to watch these beautiful women explore themselves, however, you’d better make an appointment to see someone. You’re not well.) [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/25/03	We’re going for the minimalist approach: Click Here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Asia Carrera Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/24/03	In our own inimitable fashion we’ve managed to subtilely mention many of the Message Board regulars in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs and Julia Ann in Playboy TV’s Naughty Amateur Home Videos. Truth be told our “fashion” would be easy to imitate, but we’ve no idea why anyone would actually want to do that. We could contemplate whether this thus makes us have “imitable fashion,” but that would distract us from just getting on with the pretty girls … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
7/22/03	We’ve just a couple of tasty morsels here, for those with delicate tastes. First we have a little historic Risqué Trivia about behind the scenes functions, set against a curious backdrop of Fetish. Then we are also happy to announce that those of you that don’t happen to live in England can now watch a fascinating replay of Kristal Summers’ latest Cam Show. We should note, however, that if the sight of beautiful and busty young women inserting sexual “novelties” offends you, you’d better just stick to the odd pictures courtesy D.Minion. It’s a wonderful life indeed … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
7/19/03	Is sexuality a function of age, or more likely a function of the media? Has a female porn star performed some transgression because she decides to come back after a decade for a few more bangs for some bucks? If a man speaks in the woods, and there’s no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? The answers to none of these questions will be found in this Fem: TangoNinn Worx Weekend. However, we will tell you this: We learn a great deal of our personal philosophies off of t-shirts. “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t … hunt it down and kill it.” (Apparently some people think it is not, in fact, better to have loved and lost. Ah, youth …) [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
7/16/03	From this retrospective it appears that Night Calls July 2, 2003 may have been slightly more wacky than the norm, which honestly leans heavily to the wacky side. Basically it seems that we have Juli Ashton with very large breasts, and Tiffany Granath with very large flowers. From there, it gets strange. If you take the time to go through D.Minion’s account, however, you will get a chance to learn how much she thinks her breasts weigh. You can’t do that every day, can you? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kim Chambers, D.Minion]
7/14/03	Although the speech here technically doesn’t come “free” (since it costs $20 a month), we still value the principles behind Free Speech (even more than the $20). Consequently, we applaud Brother John’s fortitude in expressing what may turn out to be the minority opinion in today’s Dear Readers Speak. Still it will be the first time in a long time that Dee has been in the majority, and if you’re not interested, you can still just use the little camera icon to jump to the pictures. Oh, we decided to use some pictures from Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva in a scene that featured Dee and Anais. We thought you might be interested. Call it a hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Michael Ninn]
7/11/03	With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, we’ve reached somewhat of an ominous milestone. The second picture page marks page number 2,500 since we redesigned the site last summer. We’re not sure what that means, but it seems like a great deal of writing for a group having so little to say. We’ve decided not to dwell on that, however, as we’re taking the weekend off to play the new “Frozen Throne” expansion to “Warcraft III.” We figure we’ve earned it … For your part, you can enjoy Lost Angels: Olivia Del Rio. You might think about sending some batteries to D.Minion, which you’ll understand if the pictures don’t overly distract you from the words. [FEATURED TAGS: Olivia Del Rio, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]
7/10/03	Wow! We have a surprise entry from Dee’s Diary today, this all about Dee’s Love of Tattoos. We’re figuring that Dee’s just showing off the fact that she’s more than just a pretty face (well, and other parts too), so now XXX has even more to drool over. Our poor Message Boards … (sigh) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann]
7/8/03	Today’s post offers a retrospect and a tribute. Apparently July 8th has some meaning to at least one of our members, so we decided to add to the aura. Fortuantely, we’ve made all those annoying words easy to skip (as is our custom). So you can just jump ahead to Inari Vachs and Kristal Summers playing around in K-SEX if you’d prefer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
7/5/03	After the critical diversion for yesterday’s news, we’re back with Ninn Worx Weekends today. Rather than cute little doggies being cuddly, we’re giving you cute little Holly Hollywood and her friends, being, come to think of it, cuddly. Of course Holly’s actually having anal sex as well, but darn if she doesn’t still look cuddly doing it. It must be good to be Holly. And with that, we consider What’s in a Name? [FEATURED TAGS: Holly Hollywood, Amytheist Stone, Red Heaven, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
7/4/03	The only thing consistent about this holiday posting is that, to a person, everyone in the entire office disavows any responsibility for it except for D.Minion. It’s her fault. She did it. She thought that everyone would just be dying to see photographs of small dogs wearing red, white, and blue bandanas. She really did. And so that’s all that’s here. You might want to just skip “Patriotic Puppies” and come back later. Go have a bar-b-que. Play some catch in a park. Watch some colorful explosions this evening. We’ll get back to you tomorrow … (By the way, in honor of our British friends, all seven of these pictures are horizontal. We worry about D.Minion sometimes …) [FEATURED TAGS: 4th of July, Happy Independence Day!]
7/3/03	In an adroit maneuver, D.Minion manages to not only helps us relive Night Calls, June 18, 2003, but she also demonstrates the stupefying value of using both horizontal and verticle pictures to accompany the chronicle. This too amazes us, albeit in a slightly more traditional fashion. In addition we’ve provided a special “bonus” to the discriminating members. You might have to look around for it, but we’re thinking you’ll enjoy the edification. And that’s enough $10 words to last for quite awhile, we’re thinkin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cherokee, Michelle McAndrews, Anais, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

November 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/02	Now that the Christmas season can officially begin, despite what Southern California retailers have been thinking since before Halloween, we’re taking a moment to appreciate the time of year for its emphasis on retrospect. Words like “tradition,” and “history,” and other such creche phrases (sorry, Lon) bring about a peacefulness, and a comfort with one’s place in the cosmos. Were that not so we would never have the nerve to draw attention to what a half-decade in Risqué evolution has meant. Each of us represents the sum total of our experiences, and the people with whom we’ve come in contact. Were it not for everything that happened in our past, none of us would be in precisely this position today. So we’re showing off a good bit of our past, and hoping sincerely you forgive us our graphic transgressions of the day. (Honestly, some of the graphics are down-right ugly.) If you do nothing else, take a look at what Nikita can draw with a trackball; these were some extraordinary women in wonderful times. Let us borrow a phrase from Prophet Garth, as we offer this representation of, in Risqué’s view, “Back When the Old Stuff was New” … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Chase Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Serenity, Asia Carrera, Taren Steele, Keri Windsor, Kaylan Nicole, Kylie Ireland] (By the way, there are 185 pages in this little trip down Memory Lane. Give yourself some time. Have an eggnog, and enjoy the weekend.)
11/28/02	We would be remiss not to add our Holiday Wishes to all of those you receive today. We hate that. Missing the first time is bad enough, but remissing really sucks. So we’ll leave you with a slice of the appropriate retrospect and the annual words of my favorite uncle, “Have a Happy Turkey Day. Eat Pizza. That will make the turkey happy …” [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Taren Steele]
11/26/02	We’ve just decided to stop trying to make any sense of what we do. After putting together what in retrospect turns out to have been one of our largest single posts ever, we noticed that as a technical matter, this subject rests at best tangentially related to us. Still, when people catch our eye (our experienced and critical eye, actually), it seems worth note. Consequently, we created “A Stormy Brewing on the Horizon” and put it up for you. Hey, Stormy’s funny, and y’all know that’s our favorite characteristic around here. Sexy, willing to get naked, and funny: You’re a shoo-in for accolades. And it’s honestly nice to see success for a woman in the industry who’s not a “twig with tits” as some more crude than any of us here would be. We’re never crude. Really. Swear. So here’s the gig: There are 160 pictures, two video files, and more $5 words than you run across in a typical New Yorker Magazine article. None of this justifies our interest, of course, but it does lead us to one of our favorite excuses: “Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” By the way, we have a special VIP member with us now. Welcome, Daniel. Now let’s just hope he doesn’t figure out the Message Board … [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Risque News Insight]
11/22/02	Kristal was bopping around her new groovy office computer and ran across some pictures she wanted to play with. We think she did some interesting work, and besides we really like Inari and Dee. We figure you will too as Inari and Dee Show us their Cannes … (We’re really incorrigible, really.) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Serenity, Risque News Insight]
11/21/02	Contrary to popular belief, the most powerful person on the planet is not the President of the United States. The President has “checks and balances” and a whole bunch of folks that look over each and every decision, mostly trying to see what personal benefit they can get, but looking nonetheless. The most powerful person in the world is the cable guy. With almost no verifiable supervision, this person (and we admit “guy” may be “girl” ) determines whether or not your Internet business can actually connect to the Internet. They have evolved the “blank stare” into an art form; they can utter the simple phrase, “Hmmm” with devastating accuracy and result. They control our lives, and we can’t vote them out of office; you can’t really even talk to them without developing a nervous tick in your left eye. Dang. We say all this because FINALLY we can get back to work — four modems, two routers, no less than seven “service calls,” and 42 hours later — but who’s really counting? So now you can read about Julia Ann and Dee in Hercules. On the upside, it was worth the wait, and we’ve got an appointment to talk to someone about that nervous tick … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/18/02	Except for the fact that the stupid Broncos embarrassed themselves on national television again, last week was a pretty good week. We figure it must have been because we started the week with Wendy and her birthday celebration. So then we figured we’d just start this week the same way, and keep right on celebrating. This is Wendy at a Hedonism III Bus Stop, and truth is indeed stranger than fiction. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/16/02	The secret to a successful web site may be to know when to “talk” and know when to just show the pretty and sexy women. We don’t often know when to do either of those things ourselves, obviously, but that may still be the secret. This time, we’re opting just to show off our lovely friend, TJ Hart and her “Hart” of an Angel. We’re going to stop talking now. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart]
11/14/02	Ashton View drops (by) and gives us 20 (pictures). Then we use the excuse to try to “dig deep” and explain this Darling coupling between Ava Vincent and Kyle Stone. You know, the trouble with life may be that its simplicity keeps being way too complicated. This line of thought, however, should probably be for another day … [FEATURED TAGS: Ava Vincent, Risque News Insight]
11/13/02	It’s Wednesday, so it must be Night Calls, and the team doesn’t disappoint. That stands to reason, though, since we pointedly pursue only the salient points in all of that upon which we ponitificate. Get the point? It’s probably best just to stop reading now, and relive Night Calls, November 6, 2002. We’re going to find some aspirin. Then we’re going to go look for some more pictures of Amber Michaels … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
11/11/02	Fair warning for Wendy fans: We’re congratulating her on a special day, and you’d best remember your thoughts too. All the folks that went to the members’ party know that Wendy hanging all over you while she’s naked may be one of the finer moments in all of life, and it’s good that we take a moment now and again to thank her for her naked self. It also makes her happy, and a happy Wendy makes for a happy web site. We’re showing off a “Hammock Set with Eric” — but it seems she really had thoughts for the photographer. Maybe the photographer made a mistake about Wendy’s intentions, but he took 40 beautiful B&W pictures regardless … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/9/02	We’re back to the basics here, as the boss-man has suggested we eschew further debate on the various intricacies of mechanical hamsters. We’ve gone back to the pretty women that make our lives such a joy. The upcoming Ashton View Basically Becca DVD has a special scene in it that our members will particularly appreciate. It’s Kristal’s first “on screen” work for us, and we’d forgotten what an adorable shy thing she used to be. She’s still adorable, even without so much of the shyness these days. See what we mean? For the record, as we replayed both the hamster approach and this original one of beautiful women and their fascinating lives, we reached a perhaps obvious conclusion. We have found it an “uplifting” old friend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Lola, Juli Ashton, Becca, Risque News Insight]
11/7/02	We’re just being honest here when we say that most of you should probably just skip this posting. You know how it is when you clean house and get rid of a lot of things that have been cluttering up the place? Well, that happens in offices too, and so we’re just tidying up. Consequently, there’s almost no naked girls in this entry, and it seriously diverges from the fine adult content you’re used to. Still, we promised several members, and even our mom on one thing, and this is the result. You should probably skip the miscellanea and just wait a couple days. Who wants to see yet another hamster anyway? Mascot controversies are worse than quarterback controversies, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Hamster]
11/6/02	We’ve had to crack the Night Calls whip, what with the show airing three weeks in a row for the first time. Those of you that have checked out the new sounds in the chatroom know that we can now do so with sound effects, and that’s a bonus. The crew didn’t seem to mind though as they relived Night Calls, October 30, 2002 with all of its Halloween horror. We jumped right into the act too, as we realized there’s nothing much we like better than naked gouls … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]
11/5/02	D.Minion loves Devinn Lane. D.Minion loves Devinn a lot. A few months ago we sent D.Minion to hang out on the set of Women in Uniform with Devinn Lane. What the heck were we thinking? In a posting that rivals the convention stories for length, D.Minion makes clear that she loves Devinn Lane. On the upside, we also have 113 pictures that show why this may just be a simple matter of good taste. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Asia Carrera, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, April, Tanya Danielle, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
11/4/02	You’ve heard the expression “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most,” we presume. That about sums it up with this posting of what happened behind the scenes of last year’s Playboy Magazine feature on “The Top Women in Porn.” True to our form, we give you the inside scoop … like Julia Ann’s horse, and Juli’s brief brush with surfing. You’ll even get to see Kristal as a golf tee for a dominatrix. We’re not sure what this all means, but then that’s the beauty of the extemporaneous: We really can’t be held responsible … [FEATURED TAGS: Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
11/2/02	As the weather gets colder and people are wearing more and more clothing, well, it’s good to live in Los Angeles. More to the point for the rest of the world, we’ve decided to take the positive step of sharing some more Cheyenne Silver with you. If 108 pictures of Cheyenne don’t warm you up, you have much larger problems. We suggest you consider running up your credit card bills … Screw the heirs! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

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