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November 2013 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/28/13

Wow. For the first time in a really long time a major religious celebration falls on Thanksgiving. Of course the fact that we had to call a friend in order to get the spelling correct for “Chanukah” might indicate that some of us failed the religious fervor standard this week. On the other hand, we do understand that this means at least a good percentage of the Brits will be celebrating with us today, and for some reason they don’t usually do that on Thanksgiving. Weird. … We have our own special party on tap, though, with Kylie, Kaylan, and Cytherea — and we promise you will not have to wait until 2165 to enjoy them again. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dee Video, Serenity Video, Kristal Summers Video, Alexis DeVell, Jeanna Fine, Paula Price]

Cytherea
11/24/13

Oddly enough, we actually have a “Fox in a Box” on tap today, or at least once you see more of Chantelle Fox, you will likely want to tap her. Whatever. … You might also learn a little bit more about some of the Risque Tributaries in our history, about which you may or may not care, in all likelihood. The odds of you not appreciating Shayla as she explores “Sage Before Booty” seem very low, however. You should probably take a chance.  [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Juli Ashton, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca, Chantelle Fox Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Considering Shayla LaVeaux
11/18/13

Acceding to the wishes of a slight, but occasionally vocal, minority of paid members, D.Minion and her also slight, but pretty much always vocal, “chickadees” have decreed that we need make effort to publish “smaller” updates on occasion. Apparently the risque ladies believe that people have other things to do in life besides enjoying, in this case, Kristal Summers, Becca, and Cytherea. That seems weird, right? Can that be true? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Becca, Cytherea]

Chickadee Accord
11/14/13

Profanity, at least according to mom, represents the efforts of a feeble mind to express itself. While we hate to argue with mom, sometimes, “Oh, darn” just doesn’t seem to capture the mood accurately. That said, when you have Kristal Summers around to help you feel better, a certain profane word might come to mind as both a verb and an exclamation. [STAR TAGS: Sophia, Renna Ryan, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Kasey Storm Video, Kristal Summers Video, Michael Ninn, 247AdultStars.com]

A Storm Brewing with Kristal
11/12/13

Eight times as many people will get married today as one could normally expect, simply because of the whole 11-12-13 thing. This would make it easier to remember one’s anniversary, probably, but considering the divorce rate these dates, perhaps a countdown symmetry would seem more appropriate. Interestingly enough, no matter which way we count around here, we still come up with a bevy of sexually adventurous women. Come to think of it, were more women inclined this way, perhaps that would increase the marriage rate. Or maybe the divorce rate. We really can’t be sure. [STAR TAGS: Becca Video]

Facets of Becca
11/7/13

Over the years we have become friends with a lot of people honestly ahead of their time. Truth be told, we have met a great many more people that could be so far ahead of their time as to make their connection with contemporary society essentially meaningless, but they seem to be happy too, so who would we be to judge? We have chosen a simple path filled with porn stars of myriad personality — many times several of them in the same star — but again, why be critical? Why not just enjoy a little retrospect on a Carrera that never needed the “Turbo” to be darned impressive. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video]

Asia Carrera — Nice Lines
11/5/13

If we torment a member of the Risque Crew ourselves, that would be just fine, naturally, but we cannot have circumstances beyond our control make poor Uncle Gibby weep. On the off chance that there might one or two of you out there that do not care one whit that the Mighty Packers lost at home to the arch-rival Bears last night, well, you may find an entirely different kind of solace in our mood-brightening efforts today. As D.Minion says often, “We just want everyone to be happy.” If we have to employ Anais, Dee, and beer to accomplish that goal, well, we are up to the task. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Sandee Westgate Video, Anais Exclusive Video]

Dee — Feeling Bad That Gibby Has Never Met Her
11/2/13

You know what the world really needs more of if at all possible? Right! … Porn Awards Shows. … We need to give potentially short-sighted young adults the chance to feel really, really bad about themselves because they did not win a trophy celebrating their expertise at oral sex. … That said, if they are going to have more Awards Shows, at least they should handle them as did the veteran professionals with the Sex Awards recently. Considering our reputation for being outside the lines — even within an industry itself way outside the lines — you may not find it surprising to know that we vote for Julia Ann. The fact that Julia Ann did not technically have a nomination did not dissuade us in the least. … We’re pretty hard to dissuade, truth be told. [STAR TAGS: 2013 Sex Awards, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann Video]

Concept by Julia Ann
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The Taylor Hayes Haze

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Some Ifs, Ands, AND Butts by Nobody Special Just so we’re clear at the outset, we happen to mean the Taylor Hayes Haze in a very positive way, in case the title confused anyone. As you would likely expect, the porn business brings out some rather interesting personality quirks – particularly for those actually in […]
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June 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/09

Maverick has won the intra-office race to post the debut report on Erotica LA this year, or at least the opening volley. Our posting queue still seems to be surviving in a bit of a content food processor, though, so as a favor to some of the people working diligently on this side of “the pond” we have created a special page with a not-so-subtle hint as to what’s in store for mid-summer meditation around here. As for Mav, there seems to be a rather prominent theme surrounding British Baked Beans amidst the bevy of porn performers, probably proving once and for all that we’re potentially a bad influence. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Erotica LA, Lexi Love, Exclusive Video, Julia Ann Video]

Lexi Love ... and Her Beans
6/27/09

Part of the interest in the adult entertainment world comes from the way that even though it can get a bit plodding, just like any job, every once in awhile things just come up in this world, and you have to make adjustments to your original plan. Even forgetting that whole “Man plans. God laughs.” philosophy for the moment, sometimes you really do get a chance to do something just a little different, and so you put whatever plan you used to have on hold for a minute. When such diversions involve Tori Welles, Ginger Lynn, and Christy Canyon, well, that brings up a whole other range of unique aspects to the XXX life. For centuries the prevailing intellectual theory seems to have been that history repeats itself, what with there being “no new things under the sun … yada, yada, yada” — although we will admit that intellectual theory sometimes resembles a lot more the latter than the former. That said, retrospect can provide both joy and education. Handy, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Tori Welles, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

Paul Thomas lending a hand for future retrospective moments.
6/23/09

How long has it been since we’ve had a leader that seems to have some actual grasp of real world knowledge? Now we’d be among the (potentially few) that would say that any successful politician must possess a level of intelligence, but we feel obligated to point out that a substantial chasm separates “smart” from “quick” on the mental scale. Those of you that were able to see President Obama’s press conference today got a chance to see one individual with both cerebral characteristics, and gosh but that’s fun. … Fortunately for all of you, we’ll leave the analysis to the plethora of newscasters that assume we all need the guidance and open instead our coverage of the just completed Erotica Los Angeles convention with our traditional “Two Days in Two Minutes” video presentation, along with a very few editorial ruminations. … All in all, even really, really smart people sometimes aren’t as interesting as a vast collection of scantily-clad women. Go figure. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Don't Mess with D.Minion
6/19/09

Those subscribing to the promising new talent philosophy espoused by Lon recently will appreciate today’s efforts as we throw in a little video evidence of Kayden Kross. Having thus illuminated Lon’s seemingly well-placed fascination with the new lass, we will release you to your own rumination requirements. Even if they’re not your own life’s lemons, it seems, one can enjoy lemonade in the summer time. [FEATURED TAGS: Kayden Kross Video, Exclusive Video]

Kayden Kross, although she seems happy enough.
6/18/09

Dallying among the allegedly demimonde, we were, and having a darned good time of it, actually. While we’re busy collecting our various thoughts and illustrations on last weekend’s porn convention, we thought we’d take the opportunity to get one step closer on Dee’s KSEX anthology. It may seem that we approach certain topics with a bit of a plodding nature at times, but can assure you that should you ever need to plod in your life, doing so with naked pictures of Dee can really help make the enterprise more enjoyable. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee demonstrating reasons it can be good to “watch” radio.
6/13/09

Depending on what day you happen to be reading this, you may feel as though you’re in a bit of a time warp. As you’ve learned if you’ve been around a couple of weeks here, we’re all off in Los Angeles commingling with various porn performers at Erotica LA right now. However, since our historic attempts at setting updates to “automatically” create themselves have generally sucked, we just decided to go ahead and put your weekend entertainment online before we actually left. … So if it happens to be before the thirteenth of the month when you’re reading this, you’re not crazy. … Sadly, we can’t exactly claim the same mental status for D.Minion as we’ve had to actually split up one day on set with Night Moods into multiple entries, just to give people a reasonable chance to work through it all. Sanity, it seems, remains relative. Welcome to our world. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Moods Productions, Kylie Ireland Video, Capri Anderson, Dana Vespoli, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Kylie Ireland getting into proper Directorial attire.
6/10/09

Before Maverick set out for his next bit of travel to sunny Southern California he felt it important to polish a bit of 247AdultStars so that it would gleam in his absence as well. He decided that adding a “Dirty Bedroom Solo” of Cate Harrington would be quite the appropriate way to decorate this time around, and having seen the video clips, we really would find it difficult to disagree. In a manner of attempting a truly symbiotic assessment here, odds are pretty good that this particular polish may have several people polishing various body parts of a decidedly more personal interest. It beats the heck out of a great many alternatives, though, right? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Cate Harrington Video, Exclusive Video]

Cate doing a bit of cleaning herself.
6/8/09

Lon finishes up today with a wall of undulating vaginas. Now the reality of the situation probably didn’t turn out exactly as it sounds, but the description will make Lon happy, and isn’t that the point of life, really? Technically he’s finishing up his Adult Entertainment Expo story before he gets to Los Angeles to begin his Erotica Los Angeles story, but thinking of undulating vaginas simply sounds a lot more interesting. We plan on directing Lon to ask each star he meets at the LA convention about the state of undulation in their respective vaginas, come to think of it. We’ll let you know if anybody slaps him. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Exclusive Audio, Exclusive Video, Lon]

Shayla LaVeaux with Lon. Undulation status unknown.
6/4/09

Somebody asked an interesting question yesterday, and we thought you might be able to help us with the answer. When Sting retires, will he become Stung? … Now Lon does not address this issue in his Part One coverage of the AEE this year, but seeing as how we’re all getting ready to head out to the next convention, we figured we should at least try to wrap up the last convention before we get hopelessly behind. We wouldn’t want these convention stories to pile up like we’ve got Dee at KSEX stories, after all. Of course no sane person could consider Dee’s behind “hopeless” by any means, but you get the picture(s) — and some fun ones here today too. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Sunset Thomas, Monique Alexander, Lon]

Lon dreaming of more than Jeannie, most likely.
6/1/09

For the first time in a while, we’ve got something to say that doesn’t take the better part of a week just to get through. We’ve got interesting insights, cunning contests, tattoos, and other titillation. And it doesn’t break the memory bank, as some people around here forget can happen. We call it “Porn Tats and Other Tales” and we don’t even need to spend any more time introducing it. [PLACE STEVE’S PHONE NUMBER HERE] [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, 247AdultStars, Syren Sexton, Kylie Ireland, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor, Phaedra Alexis, Steve]

Brooke and Dee. We swear.
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May 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/09

The team has been working overtime doing another of those “Uh-Oh, D.Minion’s on set all day with women she likes” kinds of posts. If you’ve been around a while, you know what that means — pages and pages of story, 330 some odd photographs, and a collection of DM’s unusual videos. Still, it’s Paola Rey, Marie Luv, Jasmine Byrne … and some males. (They’re props. We don’t pay much attention to them.) We figure you might need the weekend to work your way through this one. Start with some coffee … and if it goes on long enough, switch to beer. Beautiful women and fermented beverages. God Bless America. [FEATURED TAGS: Paola Rey, Jasmine Byrne, Marie Luv, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Appropriate Refreshments for a Porn Set
5/25/09

We’ve been shooting like crazy around here, putting new deals together, and generally playing with porn stars. Well Maverick’s got a clever and expanding section over in 247AdultStars that we just felt like we needed to draw some attention to. After all, who doesn’t like breasts? If you don’t like breasts, you should just skip this one. You might think about contacting a medical professional too. You’re not well. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Sandie Caine Video, Exclusive Video]

Sandie Caine Revealed
5/19/09

Most porn companies probably don’t send out memos something to the effect of, “Can you remember the name of a poet who just strung together nonsensical strings of words without even the pretense of sentences?” And then again, most porn companies would not then have received guesses from across the world as to the elusive name of the author. As for the fellow presumably in charge, he couldn’t remember either, but seemed to reject the most popular choices of Lewis Carroll (Jabberwocky) and Geoffrey Chaucer (although pretty much everything written that long ago sounds peculiar). On the upside, at least we were able to explain how Capri Anderson and our continued dedication toward new technological skills tied in to this seemingly obscure question, so that was a bonus. As you’ll hear clearly for yourselves, should you peruse this post, of course, Capri does state clearly that she “was a Go-Go Dancer for Opium” … although we should probably mention that she may [does] mean a night club in Miami. Holding the bizarre local record, “Steve” responded that he didn’t have time to think about this question because he needed to build a chicken coop. Fearless Leader pretty much just got distracted by that concept and all that it could portend as he wandered away. Never underestimate the job security inherent in bewildering the bosses. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Moods Productions, Capri Anderson Video, Exclusive Video]

Capri, you Go-Go Girl.
5/16/09

A really bad pun may not surprise you if you have much experience around here at all, but if it makes the anticipation less tense, even real groaners are pretty easy to ignore when you have Cheyenne Silver around to distract you. Now technically, we suppose, we should at least mention that today’s written diversion actually takes place in the life of Dee, but we’ll explain all of that inside. To put it as succinctly and keenly as possible: It’s complicated. [FEATURED TAGS: The Nooner, Dee, Cheyenne Silver, D.Minion]

Cheyenne Silver and a Nooner. Now there's a happy thought.
5/13/09

Goodness gracious we have Lively Feminine Quirkiness on tap today, courtesy of Steve. (We should note that for years and years he has been “SteveD” on the site, since for years we had a “SteveH” here too. SteveH has now been gone for years and years now, and at the AEE 2009 convention SteveD officially requested that he be “just Steve” from now on. We suggested that he might sorry should newer members start confusing him with SteveH in some of the older stories herein, but then we realized that we learned to be kind to our elders, so now he’s Officially Just Steve. … To tell you the truth, we don’t have that many elders left, so it did seem appropriate. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Steve]

Jessica “D” looking at Steve (formerly “D” )
5/8/09

After all these years of publishing on the web, you’d think we’d run out of different ways to handle the articles. Of course we don’t usually have Kylie submit 6,000+ words either, so we decided to conclude her Relative Violation account with the input of a second editor. Now while that may not be completely apparent to the novice member here, we can assure that this event raised more than a few eyebrows here at the office. Of course even if you do notice the switch, you can always just pretend you didn’t. Feigned ignorance seems to be a common strategy in life. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Exclusive Audio, Kylie Ireland, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Phaedra Alexis, Keri Windsor, D.Minion]

Photo Courtesy Kylie. Kylie is very courteous, actually.
5/5/09

You’ll find it quite important to celebrate Cinco de Mayo today, not because you really believe that it’s the actual Mexican Independence Day (which it’s not), or because you think our old friend Lola is Mexican (which she is not), or even because you think all pithy Redneck insights stem from individual dances with a bottle of tequila (which they might, actually). You will want to celebrate because … why not? And if you’d just use that philosophy for other times in your life, like for days that end in “y” or something, you’d probably be a lot happier. So there you have it.  [FEATURED TAGS: Lola Video, Exclusive Video]

Lola. You SHOW Girl.
5/2/09

Let’s say that concepts such as “feral kitty” and “harmlessly disturbing” might pique your interest. How about the sentence, “So there I am on the bathroom floor, scarfing down a banana as I rinse out my ass …” ? How about “carbonated urine allure” ? Well, you’re in for a treat today, as Kylie Ireland drops by with a special report on Violation — a category into which none of the aforementioned concepts even fall, strangely enough. Forget “The Good Life” . Shoot for the Weird One. … You can also begin an exclusive (and atypically long) interview between D.Minion and Kylie that pretty much reinforces the Weird One concept all the way around, if you want to know the truth.  [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Exclusive Audio, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Phaedra Alexis, Keri Windsor, D.Minion]

D.Minion does Kylie Ireland. Sort of.
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