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December 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/29/06

It’s magic. Or maybe it’s just common. We sometimes have difficulty making that distinction, but we’re amazing adept at noticing really beautiful naked women like Kristal and Dee. In the grand scheme of things, that seems like a comfortable compromise. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Exclusive Video]

Dee on the beach. Try to be there when she is.
12/25/06

Even by our own amazingly lax standards today’s Holiday Celebration stretches the “weird” category to new dimensions. Still, even D.Minion would consider this wonderfully “personal” and a happy minion makes for a happy new year. This seems a quite reasonable goal in the grand perspective. Besides, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Chasey Lain, Vicca, Nikita, Norma Jean, Kaylan Nicole, Serenity, Phaedra Alexis, Stephanie Swift, Stacey Valentine, and Katja Kean (just to name some of them) sound pretty darned festive to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Taren Steele, Roxanne Hall, Stephanie Swift, Stacey Valentine, Avalon, Norma Jean, Chasey Lain, Kaylan Nicole, Serenity, Phaedra Alexis, Audrey Hollander, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Monica Mayhem, Faith Leon, Katja Kean, Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Juli awaits your entry.
12/24/06

Today we present a pre-party present that you can precisely see presently. (There’s some debate about the “personal” nature of this adventure, but by most definitions, considering it not so would be a preposterous proposition.) And now you needn’t rely on prescience. … When you’re at a loss for something to say, we say go with alliteration. It doesn’t necessarily mean much, but it sure is fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee gives Georgia a present. Or maybe it's the other way around.
12/18/06

We’re pretty sure this is the first time we’ve ever put up BTS before even the Facade of BTS. Of course we’re also convinced that we’re very clever and ever-so-amusing, so clearly we have some unresolved issues. Still, Lorraine Sisco in charge of Mika Tan, Otto Bauer, Nikki Benz, Jenaveve Jolie, Daisy Marie, Alexis Love, Kaiya Lynn, Jerry, Ben English, Barry Scott, and Jean Val Jean ought to go a long way toward forgiveness, we figure. Of course we could have that wrong too. … Oh, dear. … See why we try to avoid this treacherous path of reasoning. It’s better just to enjoy the pretty people. … And have some ice cream; that’s good too. [FEATURED TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Nikki Benz, Jenaveve Jolie Video, Daisy Marie Video, Alexis Love Video, Kaiya Lynn, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Mika wants you to read this. Really. ... We're almost positive.
12/12/06

You know how we always say that truth is stranger than fiction? Consider this, and we promise that it’s true. … We were riding in a new SUV that one of the Risqué ladies happened to have picked up recently, and we couldn’t help but noticing a vast collection of “sticky notes” plastered on the dash. “I just love this new car,” the fair lass bubbled, “that little plastic screen is the perfect place to put directions for places I’m going.” … Honestly we waited as long as we could before pointing out that she was in fact using “sticky notes with directions” to cover up the vehicle GPS system. … Sometimes in life it’s best just to sit back and enjoy it. And that’s what we figured to do today as we immerse ourselves in Chris Hall’s pictures on the set of Aperture. Real photographers are fun to visit sometimes, but we must be honest and point out that Chris forgot to get any pictures of domestic animals or guys on ladders. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Daisy Marie, Ginger Lea, Rita Faltoyano, Holly Wellin, Risque News Insight]

Heather Vuur
12/9/06

Altruistic goals guide the male porn star, as we learn today, and then we give some evidence to back up our speculation that most female porn stars didn’t grow up milking cows and slopping hogs. Odd to think that we’re accomplishing this with a push into the Christmas Spirit with on the set coverage of Axel Braun’s Silent Night. We should warn you, though, D.Minion saw real live chickensand guys working on ladders. You might want to just skip those shots and concentrate on the ones of Riley Evans and Regan Reese. It’s really up to you. [FEATURED TAGS: Regan Reese, Riley Evans, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

An Adult Version of Santa's Elves
12/6/06

Today could be a lot of fun. … Or today could be kind of frustrating. … Or today could even be repetitive, depending upon your personal history. … As a group we’ve chosen cheap Self-Help Book Philosophy: Happiness is there in life for everyone. All you have to do is grab it. … Clearly none of these moronic authors was ever a Bronco fan any time in the 60’s and early 70’s, or over the last three weeks, come to think of it. (That last part was not a “group” consensus, actually.) [FEATURED TAGS: Michael Ninn]

We credit/blame Mr. Ninn for this one.
12/5/06

We have been corrected today, as we show you D.Minion’s stills from Kristal Summers’ First AND Second Cam Shows. And we just feel horrible about the mistake. Or else we don’t give a whit, so long as there continues to be beautiful naked women around. Gosh. We always get these little details confused. And we’d worry about it more, but we apparently still have a lot of pressing lobbying to do. So many cat people, so little time … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal in pajamas. Really. It's true.
12/2/06

We’re taking “flashing” to a level we actually don’t mind so much. Basically our philosophy has always just been to “not suck” and this effort falls solidly into that category. D.Minion exercised some unusual clout today too, though, but we’re blaming Carol, who said “that sounds like a great post” in some secret communication or another. Let’s just say that as pets go, dogs are still better. So there. [FEATURED TAGS: Jassie Video, Moni Michaels Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Moni Michaels considering Jassie. We do that too.
12/1/06

Apparently it’s rather chilly in many parts of the country, and so we thought we’d offer up a few Jamaican views with Dee (and Kristal Summers and some others). Granted, we’re also using the fun footage to further our educational quests, but if you can’t learn with naked women, well then what fun would life be anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

Dee ... warming things up quite nicely already.

November 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/02

Now that the Christmas season can officially begin, despite what Southern California retailers have been thinking since before Halloween, we’re taking a moment to appreciate the time of year for its emphasis on retrospect. Words like “tradition,” and “history,” and other such creche phrases (sorry, Lon) bring about a peacefulness, and a comfort with one’s place in the cosmos. Were that not so we would never have the nerve to draw attention to what a half-decade in Risqué evolution has meant. Each of us represents the sum total of our experiences, and the people with whom we’ve come in contact. Were it not for everything that happened in our past, none of us would be in precisely this position today. So we’re showing off a good bit of our past, and hoping sincerely you forgive us our graphic transgressions of the day. (Honestly, some of the graphics are down-right ugly.) If you do nothing else, take a look at what Nikita can draw with a trackball; these were some extraordinary women in wonderful times. Let us borrow a phrase from Prophet Garth, as we offer this representation of, in Risqué’s view, “Back When the Old Stuff was New” … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Chase Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Serenity, Asia Carrera, Taren Steele, Keri Windsor, Kaylan Nicole, Kylie Ireland]

Back when the Old Stuff was New
(By the way, there are 185 pages in this little trip down Memory Lane.
Give yourself some time. Have an eggnog, and enjoy the weekend.)
11/28/02

We would be remiss not to add our Holiday Wishes to all of those you receive today. We hate that. Missing the first time is bad enough, but remissing really sucks. So we’ll leave you with a slice of the appropriate retrospect and the annual words of my favorite uncle, “Have a Happy Turkey Day. Eat Pizza. That will make the turkey happy …” [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Taren Steele]

The Original Insanity Crowd
11/26/02

We’ve just decided to stop trying to make any sense of what we do. After putting together what in retrospect turns out to have been one of our largest single posts ever, we noticed that as a technical matter, this subject rests at best tangentially related to us. Still, when people catch our eye (our experienced and critical eye, actually), it seems worth note. Consequently, we created “A Stormy Brewing on the Horizon” and put it up for you. Hey, Stormy’s funny, and y’all know that’s our favorite characteristic around here. Sexy, willing to get naked, and funny: You’re a shoo-in for accolades. And it’s honestly nice to see success for a woman in the industry who’s not a “twig with tits” as some more crude than any of us here would be. We’re never crude. Really. Swear.

So here’s the gig: There are 160 pictures, two video files, and more $5 words than you run across in a typical New Yorker Magazine article. None of this justifies our interest, of course, but it does lead us to one of our favorite excuses: “Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” By the way, we have a special VIP member with us now. Welcome, Daniel. Now let’s just hope he doesn’t figure out the Message Board … [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Risque News Insight]

Stormy's Wicked leanings ...
11/22/02

Kristal was bopping around her new groovy office computer and ran across some pictures she wanted to play with. We think she did some interesting work, and besides we really like Inari and Dee. We figure you will too as Inari and Dee Show us their Cannes … (We’re really incorrigible, really.) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Serenity, Risque News Insight]

It's all pink in the middle.
11/21/02

Contrary to popular belief, the most powerful person on the planet is not the President of the United States. The President has “checks and balances” and a whole bunch of folks that look over each and every decision, mostly trying to see what personal benefit they can get, but looking nonetheless. The most powerful person in the world is the cable guy. With almost no verifiable supervision, this person (and we admit “guy” may be “girl” ) determines whether or not your Internet business can actually connect to the Internet. They have evolved the “blank stare” into an art form; they can utter the simple phrase, “Hmmm” with devastating accuracy and result. They control our lives, and we can’t vote them out of office; you can’t really even talk to them without developing a nervous tick in your left eye. Dang. We say all this because FINALLY we can get back to work — four modems, two routers, no less than seven “service calls,” and 42 hours later — but who’s really counting? So now you can read about Julia Ann and Dee in Hercules. On the upside, it was worth the wait, and we’ve got an appointment to talk to someone about that nervous tick … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Julia Ann. Really. Swear.
11/18/02

Except for the fact that the stupid Broncos embarrassed themselves on national television again, last week was a pretty good week. We figure it must have been because we started the week with Wendy and her birthday celebration. So then we figured we’d just start this week the same way, and keep right on celebrating. This is Wendy at a Hedonism III Bus Stop, and truth is indeed stranger than fiction. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy, Divine as ever.
11/16/02

The secret to a successful web site may be to know when to “talk” and know when to just show the pretty and sexy women. We don’t often know when to do either of those things ourselves, obviously, but that may still be the secret. This time, we’re opting just to show off our lovely friend, TJ Hart and her “Hart” of an Angel. We’re going to stop talking now. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart]

We love her for her mind. Really.
11/14/02

Ashton View drops (by) and gives us 20 (pictures). Then we use the excuse to try to “dig deep” and explain this Darling coupling between Ava Vincent and Kyle Stone. You know, the trouble with life may be that its simplicity keeps being way too complicated. This line of thought, however, should probably be for another day … [FEATURED TAGS: Ava Vincent, Risque News Insight]

Woman on top in adult.
11/13/02

It’s Wednesday, so it must be Night Calls, and the team doesn’t disappoint. That stands to reason, though, since we pointedly pursue only the salient points in all of that upon which we ponitificate. Get the point? It’s probably best just to stop reading now, and relive Night Calls, November 6, 2002. We’re going to find some aspirin. Then we’re going to go look for some more pictures of Amber Michaels … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]

Amber Michaels. YOWZAH!
11/11/02

Fair warning for Wendy fans: We’re congratulating her on a special day, and you’d best remember your thoughts too. All the folks that went to the members’ party know that Wendy hanging all over you while she’s naked may be one of the finer moments in all of life, and it’s good that we take a moment now and again to thank her for her naked self. It also makes her happy, and a happy Wendy makes for a happy web site. We’re showing off a “Hammock Set with Eric” — but it seems she really had thoughts for the photographer. Maybe the photographer made a mistake about Wendy’s intentions, but he took 40 beautiful B&W pictures regardless … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Possibly a birthday spanking. Possibly.
11/9/02

We’re back to the basics here, as the boss-man has suggested we eschew further debate on the various intricacies of mechanical hamsters. We’ve gone back to the pretty women that make our lives such a joy. The upcoming Ashton View Basically Becca DVD has a special scene in it that our members will particularly appreciate. It’s Kristal’s first “on screen” work for us, and we’d forgotten what an adorable shy thing she used to be. She’s still adorable, even without so much of the shyness these days. See what we mean? For the record, as we replayed both the hamster approach and this original one of beautiful women and their fascinating lives, we reached a perhaps obvious conclusion. We have found it an “uplifting” old friend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Lola, Juli Ashton, Becca, Risque News Insight]

Lola and Kristal, laying by a tree ...
11/7/02

We’re just being honest here when we say that most of you should probably just skip this posting. You know how it is when you clean house and get rid of a lot of things that have been cluttering up the place? Well, that happens in offices too, and so we’re just tidying up. Consequently, there’s almost no naked girls in this entry, and it seriously diverges from the fine adult content you’re used to. Still, we promised several members, and even our mom on one thing, and this is the result. You should probably skip the miscellanea and just wait a couple days. Who wants to see yet another hamster anyway? Mascot controversies are worse than quarterback controversies, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Hamster]

Not Maverick.
11/6/02

We’ve had to crack the Night Calls whip, what with the show airing three weeks in a row for the first time. Those of you that have checked out the new sounds in the chatroom know that we can now do so with sound effects, and that’s a bonus. The crew didn’t seem to mind though as they relived Night Calls, October 30, 2002 with all of its Halloween horror. We jumped right into the act too, as we realized there’s nothing much we like better than naked gouls … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]

The deadly Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton.
11/5/02

D.Minion loves Devinn Lane. D.Minion loves Devinn a lot. A few months ago we sent D.Minion to hang out on the set of Women in Uniform with Devinn Lane. What the heck were we thinking? In a posting that rivals the convention stories for length, D.Minion makes clear that she loves Devinn Lane. On the upside, we also have 113 pictures that show why this may just be a simple matter of good taste. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Asia Carrera, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, April, Tanya Danielle, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]

Our kind of nurse, sorry Bert.
11/4/02

You’ve heard the expression “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most,” we presume. That about sums it up with this posting of what happened behind the scenes of last year’s Playboy Magazine feature on “The Top Women in Porn.” True to our form, we give you the inside scoop … like Julia Ann’s horse, and Juli’s brief brush with surfing. You’ll even get to see Kristal as a golf tee for a dominatrix. We’re not sure what this all means, but then that’s the beauty of the extemporaneous: We really can’t be held responsible … [FEATURED TAGS: Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

A horse that can sit. Odd, that.
11/2/02

As the weather gets colder and people are wearing more and more clothing, well, it’s good to live in Los Angeles. More to the point for the rest of the world, we’ve decided to take the positive step of sharing some more Cheyenne Silver with you. If 108 pictures of Cheyenne don’t warm you up, you have much larger problems. We suggest you consider running up your credit card bills … Screw the heirs! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

Our buddy Cheyenne.

September 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/02

Well, with tomorrow being the first day of October, we suppose we should acknowledge the passing of another season. While people are out raking leaves, well, not in Southern California, but in a lot of prettier places I’ve lived, they can ruminate upon the Final Chapter of Phaedra Alexis. We promised you could read it, and the email response has been surprising. Hopefully none of us has too many times when we just look at the fireplace and think about what might have been. You know, we think we need more naked pictures of Inari. That always seems to perk us up … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Risque News Insight]

Abreast of some notations.
9/28/02

It’s funny how things go in cycles. All of this talk about Screen Play put us in a mood to remember the best movie ever made that had the misfortune of completely lacking promotion. Wicked Pictures had this repsonsibility, and was entirely consumed by singing the praises of Jenna’s biggest movie for them at the time, so poor Juli had to settle for almost nothing in the way of press. Over the years people have caught on, and the movie’s done well, but there are many a story left to be told about this extraordinary event. One of those would be Taren Steele, and we recount a bit here. Restrospect, it seems, has its comforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Risque News Insight]

Very good being dirty.
9/27/02

We thought we’d head into the weekend with a flash back at the sexual enthusiasm that Juli Ashton always displayed when she was active in XXX. Then we thought we’d remind everyone what a wonderful person Dee remains some four years after her scene with Juli and Mr. Marcus in Ashton View’s Screen Play. We looked at the pictures from the scene, and we decided we’ve pretty much accomplished our goals. That’s a nice way to head into a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Juli and Dee, and a fortunate Mr. Marcus.
9/26/02

There are a lot of good things in life. For example, puppies are good things. Also, watching beautiful young women masturbate is a good thing. However, watching a beautiful young woman masturbate with a puppy would NOT be a good thing. See how just the littlest change can make all the difference? We did the smart thing. We’re giving you both, separately. We’re clever that way. Three cheers for even more video clips …! [FEATURED TAGS: Alexa Rae Video]

Those Who Must Be Kept
9/25/02

We’re doubling up today, because we just felt a little bad just showing home movies for the members, even if they did include really cool hamsters. So we’re showing off how organized we are by putting up D.Minon’s reprisal of last week’s Night Calls. Wow, the season just started, and we’re not even behind yet. Don’t worry: We’ll get over it … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Chennin Blanc, Nicole Oring, D.Minion]

Juli and Tiffany, coming out of the closet.
9/25/02

OK, so we didn’t make you wait all that long before showing you the first shots from the Members’ Party. As typifies most of the Risqué gatherings, actually, this one was primarily about food. And so that’s what you’ll be seeing a lot of. Actually, we should warn everyone here. You ever meet those kind of people that invite you over to their house and then show you picture after picture of their vacation? Well, WE are those kind of people. So if you want to skip this post, feel free. You have 90 pictures here and only one small glipse of Wendy’s naked body. That’s it for the nudity. Don’t look for it here. Hey, at least we’re honest, and we promise to get back to our regular decadent deliveries just as soon as we can. Even if you don’t want to see the pictures, however, you might want to check out The New Adult Diary Mascot … Now we’re jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Keri Windsor, Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Steve, Lon, Gman, Mike,Brian, Carol, Bert, Maverick]

Dee with someone else's glasses we think.
9/24/02

We know that probably all of you have been waiting anxiously for the recap and photos from the Members’ Party in Las Vegas this past weekend. You can’t sleep; you’ve lost weight; you’ve even been mean to your cat. Well … you’re going to have to keep waiting, because that’s the way we are. And since we’re leaving your breathless, we thought it appropriate to mention that Devinn’s Breathless is in our (generally not very) humble opinion her best work to date. She’s awesome in an awesome movie. So take a look at her 50+ pictures, and you’ll be breathless for an altogether different reason. Then go visit her new site, and tell her how much you like it. Then visit our friends at Wicked Pictures, because they get lonely if people don’t drop by. See? You have LOTS to take your mind off of the Members’ Party. Of course if you’d have gone, at least you’d have your memories … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Devinn in her underwear. There are many worse things.
9/18/02

Well, what do you know? The team did it. We have now caught up with our Night Calls recaps BEFORE the new Night Calls season began. You can now see Night Calls, July 17, 2002 (with our own Georgia Adair), and Juli owes us a dollar. (She bet we couldn’t do it.) Our team did a wonderful job, and now we owe them a trip to Monty’s, the Valley’s best steak house, imho. If any of you understand that acronym, you’ve been on the Internet for a while. Glad to have you. All is good. …

Wait! It seems to me that limousine transportation to a steak dinner for six, with Heitz cabernet (btw), might cost more than a dollar. Dang. We need a better manager.

Ah, well … Enjoy, y’all … the new season begins … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Stormy Daniels, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

SteveD's dreams.
9/18/02

OK. The clock is ticking, and the Adult Diary Night Calls crew is under the gun. Keyboards are furiously pounding in the office as we rush to the deadline. Will we make it? Can we do it? Fortunately, we’re not trying to save the world, or anything like that. We’ve just promised to catch up on the last season before the new one starts. Check out just how patriotic naked girls can be on Night Calls, July 3, 2002. God Bless America … and Juli and Tiffany … and D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli pledges her allegiance.
9/17/02

The odd tale of Phaedra Alexis continues, as we promised it would. It’s funny because Ashton View’s My First Porno was really about the “Behind The Scenes” view of making an adult movie, and in actuality there was a lot going on “Behind The Scenes” in this “Behind The Scenes” show. You know what they say: Truth is stranger than fiction. And this remains one of the stranger ones in our memory … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Inari Vachs, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

As time goes on ...
9/16/02

As Kristal Summers and her niece Amber are off as special guests on Juli’s Night Calls Radio XM, we’re catching up on the Night Calls memories. You can now see Juli tooling around in her new “business” PT Cruiser. You can also see her playing with some different tools altogether. Relive Night Calls June 19th, 2002 and get ready. The season starts SOON, and we’re almost caught up … Groovy … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli: PT Commander ...
9/13/02

As we worked to put together this next story, it came to us what a behemoth undertaking we had begun. The events of this story covered several years, and we struggled to do better than recount them in real time. The historical significance of this week in America certainly served to goad us, and we plunged forth. Today, we’ll open with what turned out to be part one of a three-part expose on how the “best laid plans …” (if you’ll pardon the pun in our context). Hey, we don’t always get it right, but confession is good for the soul, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Devinn Lane, Shayla LaVeaux, Jewel D’Nyle, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Phaedra Alexis. She coulda been a contenda.
9/11/02

We would be remiss if we failed to acknowledge the significance of this date, and so we offer one small view. We hate being remiss. [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis]

The first Phaedra Alexis promo page.
9/9/02

As promised (gasp!) we’ve got D.Minion’s “behind the radio scenes” look at Juli’s new venture, Night Calls Radio! She was there and she’ll fill you in on all the details. Others of us were at other places, and have access to way more interesting pictures. If you want to read about the “FIRST Contracted On-Air Talent for XM Radio’s Adult Division” you can. If you’d rather look at 50 pictures of Juli, and Inari, and Keri having sex, well you can do that. Of course you could also look at 50 pictures of Juli, Julia Ann, and Becca having sex, if that’s more your cup of tea. Being the kind of folks we are, we’d probably do it all … But then, we’re that way. (Oh, and SteveD: pfhttttttpt … that’s slang for “faugh” by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kaylynn, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Julia Ann, Becca, D.Minion]

The bonus for reading ... It's a good bonus.
9/6/02

In honor of Georgia completing her second event for Danni’s Hard Drive, we decided to post D.Minion’s account of Georgia’s first (major) event for our friend Danni. That sounds like a simple plan, but the graphics folks had a little too much free time, or maybe they just like to play with Georgia. Whatever the case, we’ve come up with our increasingly common bizarre application of adult entertainment. We’d worry about ourselves, but we’re pretty busy. We’ll worry about ourselves the first chance we get. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Brook Bradford, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Georgia. The simple beginning of our weirdness.
9/5/02

As you can tell, the troops have been busy around here. Unfortunately, we’ve reached critical mass in responsibilities, leaving the unthinkable reality as truth: The boss had to do a web posting–completely. This wasn’t just sending up code to the servers; this was providing actual commentary to D.Minion’s coverage of Night Calls, June 5, 2002. We know: the “team” let everyone down. We’re posting out of order (but we are holding to our goal of catching up on Juli’s life), and we haven’t even had time to mention that our favorite hostess now has a new, and very cool, XM Radio gig. We’ll get to that, as soon as I get some help around the office. Everybody’s been on sets constantly, and I’ve been left alone. You’ll see what a problem this can be … Oh, pun, says (uh) me … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion]

Couch Tomatos ...