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June 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/23 London KeyesHumans tend to be fairly creative when it comes to devising ways to work in a little self-satisfaction time. Most of these tend to be fairly private events, however, so when you see the “setup” in some of these “professional” movies, the whole thing can strike one as at least ludicrous, if not downright laughable — probably not the desired intent, by the way. Then again, most people would look at London Keyes in just such a situation without ever once feeling like bursting forth with a hearty chuckle. That’s probably what the producers were counting on with this next lass of the unsuspecting fathers clan. [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video] 
6/29/23 Ava Sparxx

ReelRisque

The Things We Do for Love | pics

[STAR TAGS: Ava Sparxxx]

6/28/23 Miley May

GingerLynn

Tennessee River Nymph

[STAR TAGS: Miley May Video]

6/26/23 Rei SakamotoWe tend to appreciate puns around here, both because the art celebrates the clever and also because it brings to play a kind of groan distinctly different from the general type associated with the adult industry. We have never shown nudity of any kind in our free areas of the web, believing that a simple button that says, “I promise I am over 18” has never once in history dissuaded a curious young person. Consequently, we save for members that one kind of groan, all while sharing the limber language mastery evident in the pun. Case in point, today we wrap up our cultural observation of a show featuring a common word that rhymes with Kitty. “Hi, there!” [STAR TAGS: Rei Sakamoto Video] 
6/25/23 Alice McMunn

GingerLynn

Scarlet Red – Alice McMunn – Brandy Aniston – Nikki Charm – Jasmeen LeFleur – Mia Gold

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/24/23 Brianna BeachEvery athlete has their own way of warming up. It really depends upon what kind of athletic event one envisions for their immediate future, but in general the activity involves stretching the various muscles you expect to use, doing things to get the blood flowing to the relevant body parts, and even getting yourself into the proper state of mind to excel at your intended task. In our world, the athletic events tend toward the not exactly family-friendly (but potentially family-creating for sure), so the warm-up may be slightly different than with some other forms of cardiovascular activity. Sure you use lots of muscles, so stretching never hurts, but if you think about it, the best way to prepare for orgasms — at least for women — could very well be to have orgasms. Consistent with that theory, therefore, we offer “Girly Thoughts Solos” in a manner consistent with an appreciation for the true professionals. Nobody said warm-ups must necessarily be grueling, after all. [STAR TAGS: Courtney Simpson Video, Vanessa Michaels Video, Megan Jones Video, Brianna Beach Video, Keanni Lei Video, Memphis Monroe Video, Amber Peach Video] 
6/23/23 Lucky Benton

ReelRisque

Getting Lucky Literally | pics

[STAR TAGS: Lucky Benton]

6/22/23 Holly Kiss

247AdultStars

Sealed with a Kiss

[STAR TAGS: Holly Kiss Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/21/23 Isis Taylor

ReelRisque

Summertime Blues pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Isis Taylor Video]

6/19/23 Chantelle FoxSince our buddy Lon has been spending time half way around the world buying souvenir shirts celebrating a city in a country right next door, it seemed like a good time to remind him of some of the very fine times he has in his own home town. Oddly enough, conversations within the industry have already been focusing on Las Vegas again, so that fact added a bit of relevance to the initial sketching out of future plans. Truth be told, “relevance” has never been our primary goal at Risqué, but we do appreciate when friends make it back without getting blown up or anything. Besides, we always make room for Chantelle. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Adrianna Luna]
6/18/23 Aurora SnowWe might give non-traditional gifts for Father’s Day around here, but in our defense, we do try to give gifts that everyone might enjoy regardless of their current parental status. That said, no matter how atypical our approach for fathers, we do an absolutely bang-up job when it comes to how men might become fathers. (You know, as it were. Bah-DUM-dum.) … The fact that we can do so with our old buddy Aurora Snow simply makes it all the more special. Seriously. Ask any father. [STAR TAGS: Aurora Snow Video, Stacy Silver Video]

6/17/23 Shayla LaVeaux, TJ Cummings

ReelRisque

Corporate Shayla pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

6/16/23 Cytherea

ReelRisque

Men’s Rea pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

6/15/23 Chantelle Fox, Hannah ShawThis process of remastering the 247AdultStars library so that people can see the videos again in this post-Flash Video era can result in some odd timeline quirks in our brains. For example, it was not until we completed the final Hannah Shaw “exhibit” (as it were) that we realized that Chantelle Fox had not formally introduced us to her comely BFF. Consequently, you have a choice as to which order you approach those updates today. Ultimately, it likely will not matter that much to you, however. Like us, you’ll be giggling about how well we remain able to flash in a post-Flash era. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Hannah Shaw Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/14/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

Kitchen Coochie Smoochie

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lauren Phoenix Video]

6/12/23 Nana KaisakiWe have long ago given up trying to understand the men in the adult movie business, and that’s just the ones working within the U.S. industry. Factor in completely different cultures about which we may be (embarrassingly) under-educated, and we really have no hope of providing any meaningful insight or interpretation. As with many things in life that one enjoys a great deal, though, we can tell you that doing “it” professionally will be a lot more difficult than you might imagine. A look at more Japanese stars today gives us more of what we have been getting in our “Titties” examination. Pretty. Confusing as hell. [STAR TAGS: Nana Kaisaki Video]

6/11/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Be Gentle with Her

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

6/10/23 Peaches

ReelRisque

Peaches & Creamy pics | vid

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6/9/23 Dani JensenAll families have strange dynamics and involve a certain percentage of people well along the scale between quirky and bat-shit crazy. Some relationships in the family world do tend to have more similarities than not, however, perhaps chief among them the father/daughter dynamic. Of course no matter what you hear in syrupy Hollywood movies, only so much “truth” can exist in any relationship, a topic we begin exploring today via our “What Daddy Knows” angle. Honestly, in some situations with parents, you really must employ the eons-honored tradition of offspring everywhere: You just lie. [STAR TAGS: Dani Jensen Video]
6/8/23 Satine Sparks

247AdultStars

Hot Pants (on both sides of camera)

[STAR TAGS: Satine Spark Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/7/23 Ginger Lynn and John Leslie

GingerLynn

The All-Important SS Search Continues

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

6/6/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Rational Discombobulation

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

6/4/23 An August Faith Leon

ReelRisque

Always Keeping Faith pics

[STAR TAGS: Faith Leon, August]

6/3/23 Julia AnnRemember that story about a person who kept a portrait up in the attic which had the purpose of being sure the protagonist would never age? To be sure, honestly anyone who knows Julia Ann could tell you that the ever-youthful lass has not in fact sold her soul by imbuing some picture from the Blondage years with all her getting old genes. That said, these same people might openly profess the apparent unfairness of a life where Julia remains as stunning and compelling as ever while the rest of us … um … do not. Truthfully, the leaders at Risqué have come up with a simple explanation for that without resorting to “Wilde” theories: Julia is magic. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video]

6/2/23 Adrianna Luna

ReelRisque

Too Cool for Pool pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Adrianna Luna Video, Mia Gold Video]

6/1/23 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

Happy (Extra) Birthday

[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine, Syren Sexton, Cate Harrington, Natalia Forrest, Kayla Louise, Faye Rampton, Chantelle Fox, Faye Taylor, Anna Joy, Masie, Tanya Cox, Holly Kiss, Hannah Shaw, Lala X, Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

September 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/09

You don’t often get the chance to hear how a woman that has made porn her chosen career for a very long time ever wound up at that decision in the first place. Hey, how many porn stars do most people run into around the office, after all? Well, in our final summer tribute to Wendy Divine (or Maya Divine; we’ll pay tribute to pretty much whatever name she’s using, truth be told.) we let everyone in on her story. As the warm days of the year begin to peter out for most of the country, Wendy just seemed like a wonderful focus to us. After all, if you’ve got your peter out anyway, Wendy’s a darned good thing to think about it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy and Eric … likely thinking of warm things, actually.
9/27/09

After giving it an admittedly brief period of discussion, between all of the people in the office, we decided that we have met people with the names of every month of the year except October and November. Maybe that means that parent have a thinly-veiled prejudice against early Fall, but we never really got a chance to consider that much, as the conversation quickly transcended into a raucous enjoyment of the names of celebrities’ children. Rather than bore you with our mundane conclusions, although the elder among us do find it still difficult to top “Dweezil” and “Moon Unit” by the way, we should probably just send you on your way with August — she of the august impression. [FEATURED TAGS: August, Exclusive Video]

August in a Potentially August View
9/23/09

Did you know that “solipsistic” means “the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist” (this according to dictionary.com)? Now we’re not at all sure what this means in the context of our little web blog, but we can tell you that having learned this word now we can save you the trouble of reading a rather lengthy and dull British mystery novel, so that’s a bonus. (And rather than simply give you the name of said book, we thought it best to advise you to avoid all British mystery novels written in the last 20 years, just to be safe.) And while we couldn’t find the technical antonym to solipsistic, we can tell you with confidence that the conclusion of Wendy’s diary of her time at Hedonism III in Jamaica would certainly fall into the non-solipsistic category, wherever the existential-minded might find that. For our part, we feel that the best thing about philosophy in general has to be that one can simply disagree in principle without ever really needing to substantively controvert any assumed facts, because that defines a philosophy, after all. … Fortunately, that will be the extent of deep thinking you’ll find evidence of today, unless many, many pictures of Wendy, Inari, and Becca create them for you. That could happen, theoretically. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Becca, Inari Vachs, Dee]

Nudity as Art. What a concept.
9/22/09

We’ve heard “’tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved before” of course, although having lost a love or two over the years, we can’t really remember this sappy little saying every making us feel much better at the time. Even in the decidedly less romantic environment of adult entertainment, it’s always really sad when you lose your first girl, a lesson Dear Maverick laments today. To his credit, however, Mav seems to have been able to steadfastly muddle forth, unlike D.Minion, who always lapses into vast chasms of despondency whenever one of the risqué ladies moves along to other paths. “They’re all the ‘first girl’ in some respect,” DM explains. “Yeah, but now we have another major headache we don’t have to worry about,” we generally counter, “Don’t let that pesky silver lining get in the way of your cloud or anything.” … D.Minion sometimes doesn’t think we’re funny, by the way. Perhaps it would be best just renew our acquaintance with Isabella. That seems safer. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Isabella Kay]

Cerainly the “Bella” in Isabella
9/20/09

Although certainly valuable in theory, too much absorption in retrospect can lead fairly quickly to a rather maudlin view of current conditions if we forget to take some care with our memories. On the other hand, that particular philosophy doesn’t seem to apply if you’ve spent that last 20 years hanging out with porn stars. Also, illustrating our point works extremely well when we have the assistance of jessica drake. Basically, we think everything pretty much works better when one has the assistance of jessica drake, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake]

jessica et (er, “ate” ) al. (er “all” ).
9/16/09

Emails from our friends can give a fairly accurate insight into the strange sort of life we lead. Yesterday we learned, for example, that, “According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5769. According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4706. This means that the Jews went without Chinese food for 1,063 years. This period was known as the Dark Ages.” And today we get to try and empathize with Wendy about the brutal schedule for a professional model on a tropical island. Somehow the lack of Chinese food seems worse. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Dee, Becca, Juli Ashton, Cheyenne Silver, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

Becca and Dee. Wombs with a view.
9/14/09

You’ll need to provide your own vintage Dr. Pepper theme music here: I love porno. He loves porno. She loves porno. Wouldn’t you like to love some porno too? … Now if this seems like a strange way to introduce a post, even for us, then at least you’ve noticed enough to put yourself in a proper frame of mind as we attempt to follow D.Minion visiting both Adult and Horror conventions on the same day. Los Angeles provides nothing if not a bizarre sense of juxtaposition. We love that about living here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adultcon 2008, Lori Lust, Syren, Cherokee, Alexis Love, Tory Lane]

“VIP” might be relative.
9/13/09

Everyone should be celebrating the first full lineup of NFL games, but on the off chance that your team happens to show all the indications of really sucking this year, you might need a slight heart-calming diversion, which we felt obligated to provide. It may give you something else to think about too, which could well continue our philanthropic efforts towards gridiron diversion — never a bad thing. Does anyone else from Denver out there remember guys named Don Horn and Steve Ramsey? [FEATURED TAGS: Red Velvet, Kelli Garner, Henry Thomas]

Kelli Garner and Henry Thomas probably don't follow the Broncos anyway.
9/11/09

Fortunately in life we tend to have many more memories bringing thoughts of celebration than we have that precipitate mourning. Many times, however, the latter can heighten appreciation for the former. We will not forget … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Heightened Sadness
9/9/09

Humping around Jamaica with Wendy continues this month, and we know you’ve all been just desperate with anticipation. As Divine as Wendy happens to be, though, (along naturally with Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Becca, and Cheyenne Silver) we’d be slothful were we not to encourage a close examination of Dolphin Daring and the serene satisfaction of the unsaturated photographic soliloquy Wendy provides today as well. And it would be wrong to include dolphins and sloths in the same event, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Becca, Cheyenne Silver]

Wendy ... Divine in black and white too.
9/6/09

Let’s say you had a choice between an all-expense paid vacation in Europe and you could visit Maverick in London … or you could go to Paris with Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and Dee. Can you think of a word that means a small enough amount of time required to make your decision? Well, such a word probably exists, but with said Risqué Women finally getting to what they laughingly call “work” who really cares about a great vocabulary anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video]

Many women in tiny elevators. We love Paris!
9/2/09

It’s Wendy on Wednesdays for the month of … September. (Hey we like alliteration, but they didn’t make a month that starts with a “W” you know. Whatever were they thinking, right?) People are going back to school, so now we get to crank out all of our really good reasons to appreciate that, as adults finally get some quiet time. Wednesdays also work well for another reason, what with it being traditional “Hump Day” and all. If you’re going to be thinking about humping anyway, Wendy sure fits right in with that. Divine, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs]

Wendy Makes a Damned Fine Mirage

March 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/26/06

It depends on how you look at today’s first Ninn Worx Weekend in too long a time. It could be a deep and philosophical commentary on legal trends spanning the globe, particularly as those issues pertain to technology. Or it could be a thinly-veiled excuse to look at Anais, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, Mia Smiles, and a handful of their female porn friends doing … well, what female porn friends do. Consider it Unbridled – in various fashion, and then just enjoy it. That’s what we’d do. Who cares about lawyers anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Mia Smiles, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Marlena, Michelle B., Amy Ried, Brittney Skye, Sue Diamond, Michael Ninn]

Brittney Skye and Amy Ried, probably not thinking about the legal profession at all.
3/24/06

We figured we’d ease on into the weekend with a little bit of Dee on her birthday … well, and then in her birthday suit. Then we figured we’d add in Juli Ashton, and a beautiful blonde, and we figured it would be a nice simple contrast to the D.Minon Epics of late. Sometimes it can be good to just enjoy the pretty girls, even if they have reached to ripe old age of 28. (And yes, some of us do in fact have shirts older than that. So what?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Dee showing off part of her birthday suit.
3/19/06

You know how sometimes you get these “technological advances” that turn out not to be so helpful? Well, for some inexplicable reason we looked up the “Word Count” in D.Minion’s article On the Set of Fem: Diva and Lost Angels: Olivia Del Rio before we started to compile it for you members. This was not a smart thing to do. We have no idea what possessed us. All we accomplished was scaring ourselves to death, and then we still had to do the work anyway. If we hadn’t, you see, you’d have missed the 245 pictures of Anais, Dee, Olivia, and even Kristal Summers (albeit in a “crew” capacity). On the other hand you would have missed the pictures of horses, cows, old farm equipment, and a couple of Port O’ Potties too, so you can look at this two ways at least. Still, the beautiful women (and Eric Masterson, Carol) probably make up for it. At the very least you’ll learn that city-people are funny. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Kristal Summers, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais & Dee ... making some beautiful music.
3/17/06

You’re supposed to wear green today. Or maybe you’re supposed to wear orange, it’s just that most people think you’re supposed to wear green. Like most things in life, it all gets really complicated if you look at it too closely. That’s why we chose blue. Actually we chose Wendy Divine in (and out of) blue. And if you think about it logically, you’re probably going to want to pinch Wendy pretty much whatever she’s wearing (or not); on a good day, she might let you too. Oh, and there’s a special little bonus section that fans of Georgia Adair, Dee, and Olivia Del Rio may well enjoy as well. Come to think of it, there’s no reason to be blue today at all. Hmm. Maybe brown?  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Olivia Del Rio Video, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Wendy Divine not really blue at all.
3/11/06

Well, a lot of things have happened to the Risqué clients over the years, but oddly enough (particularly considering their vocation) this is the first time we can remember that one of them got pregnant. We’ve had a few marriages over the years, but this will be the first offspring – at least that we know about. Now that doesn’t really have anything to do with the Night Calls post today, but we did want to publicly congratulate Juli Ashton, and wish her the best. Soon Juli will have her own Mini-Me … We hope the world is ready.  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Olivia Del Rio Video, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Juli ... sans offspring.
3/6/06

Ah this swinging back into the groove of things has taken a pretty (and easy) turn today, what with Georgia Adair, Dee, Eric Masterson, Jana Cova, Olivia Del Rio, Heather Lee, Angel Cassidy … and not a silly toy, scary fan, or even one piece of clothing you’d never wear in public in sight. Come to think of it, there’s a distinct lack of clothing around here overall. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Dee & Georgia ... missing those clothes we mentioned.
3/4/06

We’re taking a bit of a breath with a taste of the simple today. No more rubber chickens. No more $5,000 sex dolls. No more 30′-tall inflatable penises. Nope. We’re just going to show off a couple of beautiful women who at least seem to enjoy showing off. Some things just don’t take that much explanation … like Kenzie Ryan and Laura Capri, for example. [FEATURED TAGS: Kenzie Ryan, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]

Kenzie & Laura

June 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/04

Somehow it seems fitting that one of our more colorful members can tie in a very human experience, wisdom from Juli Ashton, and a new way to look at Michael Ninn. One thing about Brother John, he’s not the type of person about whom people have no opinion. Basically, that pretty much sums up our life philosophy around here. My favorite uncle used to wear a baseball cap that said, “Let’s do something, even if it’s wrong.” After all, what if you died, and nobody noticed? That would suck … which will explain our photo selection, by the way. (This assuming you read and not just look at the 160 pictures. Right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Jassie, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, Teagan, Taylor Anne, Danni Woodward, Haley, Holly Hollywood, Charmane Star, Loni, Kimberly Kane, Ann Harlow, Alicia Rhodes, August, Faith Lamour, Red Heaven, Kitty, Michael Ninn]

Jassie, from Ninn Worx' Pop 2: The Girls of Innocence. If only Jassie did this at our house.
6/27/04

With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, you can learn about inappropriate actions for contract girls, or you can just enjoy the 162-picture DVD Gallery from The Edge, courtesy of our good buddy Michael Ninn. Basically those are your two choices, but at least they’re two good ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Shy Love, Sarah Blake, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn]

Shy Love ... oddly not shy about it at all.
6/25/04

We’re going for the 2004 L.A. Erotica Story in Pictures approach this time around, as this thumbnail can attest. Sometimes, you can say a lot with a picture. Also, if you’re good with math, you’ll quickly figure out that we have 237,000 words worth of pictures (not counting the by now obligatory strange mpegs). Wow! That’s almost as long as a Maverick story. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Georgia Adair, Dee, Nina Hartley, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aria Giovanni, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Monique Alexander, Cytherea, Justine Joli, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Shelby Stevens, Stacy Valentine, Sharon Mitchell, Lola, Gauge, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Rayveness, Taylor Wane, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Not pictured: Georgia, Dee, Anais, Angel, Julia Ann, Lola and a whole bunch of other people, including Harry.
6/21/04

Well, Georgia and Anais have headed off to their distant homes, as have interns Mr. Lon and Mr. Maverick. Consequently, we’re taking it out on you by posting Mav’s account covering Day Two of Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait. We feel just awful about it, we really do, but think of this final installment like going to the dentist: No one really likes it, but you have to do it some time … (Besides, it’s easier to make fun of people when they’re up at 35,000 feet flying 500 mph away from you. We’re also very practical …) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Georgia filming felatio for fun and profit ...
Georgia's Web Site
6/19/04

Wendy’s lingerie items have been earning some note lately, which makes a great deal of sense when you look at them. But as much as we like looking at pictures of Wendy in lingerie, it still doesn’t compare to actually seeing Wendy in person. Sadly, we’re not able to do that for this round of LA Erotica, but while the gang’s all roaming the room, compiling God knows what all, those of us not actually attending this year decided to remind everyone what a visually compelling couple Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson make. We found a D.Minion story validating the theory, and we found 75 pictures to go along with it. If you can’t go to the convention, this makes for a nice way to forget your misery. The Los Angeles Convention Center is big, but it’s not that big. Not everyone can attend, so we figure we’ll have lots of company in our misery. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Julie Robbins, D.Minion]

Wendy Divine. Sittin' on the dock, as she may.
6/16/04

I’ve been using “computers” since we stored data on cassette tapes. I remember when we thought a Ten Megabyte hard drive was just ridiculous. No one could ever use that much storage space. The “new” 3-1/4” floppies were almost as good as sliced bread. I know something about computers. But D.Minion can do things with electonics that baffle even folks a lot smarter than I am. She gets error messages that I’m pretty sure Microsoft just put in as a joke — knowing no one would really ever do what it would take to get that message. Why is this important? Because in today’s Night Calls Report, D.Minion has done some truly amazing things with her digital camera, although she claims she has no idea how. It doesn’t really matter, because Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath (and guests) look good, no matter how you look at them. Life’s not fair, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton: Dancin' from Jamaica ...
6/15/04

Those of you that have been looking for more Porno Manager Lessons, you’ll be quite happy today. Those of you that couldn’t care less, but really like interesting (read: naked …) pictures of beautiful people “performing” beautifully on porn sets, will also find today’s look at Harley Davis worthwhile. And those of you that just love D.Minion no matter what she titles a story can look forward to this post as well. If you don’t fall into any of those categories, you should go back to bed. You’re having a bad day. [FEATURED TAGS:  Harley Davis, D.Minion]

Typical porn set “romance” ...
6/11/04

Becoming somewhat typical in her fashion, today D.Minion shows us a couple of completely unexplained photographs of cars in a parking lot, and one of what looks like an old hand-lettered piece of paper taped to an aging stainless steel wall. The other 67 pictures, however, are of Anais, Mia Smiles, and new Hungarian hunk Mario having a fine time completing Day Two of Inside Myself. All in all, then, it might be worth popping in and seeing what was up. By the way, we’re trying to get Anais to wear this outfit to the next Members’ Party in September …  [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais, certainly none the worse for this wear.
6/10/04

We added the nifty Georgia Adair technology, and now you can see a slide show replay of Kristal’s Cam Show from Monday. If you have a good connection, you can really see it well, in fact. We love both technology and Kristal … and, of course, Dee … (who dropped in for a quick “byte” — as it were).  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers' new thumbnail for Mav.
6/8/04

Have you ever been just beside yourself with anticipation? Well, in actuality that probably has very little to do with Inside Myself, which happens to be Anais’ next movie, just out from Ninn Worx. Still, probably some people really looked forward to it, and so we’ll stick with the intro. D.Minion was on her mark with the pictures this time around, although having Anais, Dee, Isabella, and Nikita Denise as subject matter probably didn’t hurt anything. In case you’re wondering, there are also dogs eating eggs, old mechanical equipment, motorcycles, wonderful architecture, and school-girl outfits. D.Minion died and went to Heaven. She made it back, though, and now we have the story of Day One. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais and her lap of luxury.
6/7/04

You ever notice how things seem to go around in cycles? Here we hadn’t seen Lola in about a year, and then she shows up on Night Calls. And now, coincidentally, she reappears, this time playing with Kristal in D.Minion’s account of Not Another Porn Movie. Well, there will be a lot of Kristal today, but that’s OK. We do feel sorry for Maverick, however, as there are many, many pictures from which he will have to choose his new Message Board Icon. Come to think of it, maybe that serves him right.

Kristal Summers, thinking about Lola, not Maverick. Sorry, dude.
6/4/04

Every time we try to get “official” with our handling of the web site by programming some functions to operate automatically, we get something wrong. We end up spending a lot of time and money, and then a stupid period or space or something is in the wrong place, and everything grinds to a halt. Consequently, many of you probably didn’t see the June 1st post (below), which was supposed to work in the fancy way, but everyone seems to have seen the June 2nd post — which we did the old fashioned way. Rather than dwell on our stupidity, however, we’ve decided to just ignore it and concentrate on Day Two of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot, which has not only a bit of Anais again, but also a whole bunch of Dee. There’s nothing like a whole bunch of Dee to make you feel better, we always say. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Dee clutching Anais. That happens a lot.
Angel Cassidy
6/2/04

We’re back on our less stupid path now, or at least on the less publicly stupid one. Before Night Calls actually airs tonight, we have the story of the last Night Calls on May 19, 2004 for you to check out. You don’t have a lot of time, so we’ll let you get right to it. D.Minion will be so proud …  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Arianna Jolie, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Tiffany Granath, awaiting Juli Ashton, we're sure. She always waits like this.
6/1/04

Should you wish, “Note the double-dong by the statue of the cherub.” Consider also, “This made Angel so happy that she began spanking her adoring slave.” … These are a couple of the more typical lines from D.Minion’s account of Day One of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot. We also get to see a bit of Anais, and learn some more about Michael Ninn and his shoe fetish. Finally, we learn how “Moose and Squirrel” fit into porn. Just another day at the office … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Nikita Denise ... 'splainin' some stuff ...