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December 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/12

Who knew that by watching a highly anticipated (well, by some) football game you could be inundated with advertisements for a new television show on AMC featuring “Competitive Taxidermy” of all things? Who knew that taxidermy could be competitive? … Who knew they even still did taxidermy? We have some other thoughts on year’s end today, none of which feature dead animals, just in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!]

Things to Ponder
12/29/12

You may not have noticed, but if you put all the College Bowl Games together, you could have a heck of a party. You could wear Russel Athletics or New Era Pinstripes, if you knew what those were, maybe. You’d have Tostitos, Buffalo Wings, Idaho Potatoes, Chick-fil-A, Little Caesars Pizza, and even Beef ‘O’ Brady and Outback to eat. You could decorate the place with roses, sip orange juice while you get some sugar from your sweetie, and even stuff cotton in your ears if she started complaining that you were not fighting her hunger with Kraft sufficiently. You’d have wonderful things to talk about like insurance, or car care, wireless services, or taxes, mortgages, or Korean cars. You could even discuss what the heck scantily-clad women and beautiful race car drivers have to do with web domain registration. Best of all, you’d have a Bell Helicopter to escape if some folks started remembering the Alamo a bit too enthusiastically. … Fortunately, none of that had anything to do with even more Shayla today. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Shayla — Does Not Care About College Bowl Games.
12/27/12

Shayla has a special day today well worthy of celebrating. Also in our occasionally not completely behind efforts to bring the really old pages up to modern standards, we will run across some original photos now and again. We weren’t horribly disorganized back in those days, but if someone had told us the sites would last this long, we would have done things differently. … It’s sort of like that old saying, “You know, if I’d have known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” … Except we still get Shayla naked. That helps a lot with most things. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Alexandra Silk, Missy]

Ride 'Em Cowgirl
12/25/12

We wish you a Merry Christmas. And if you do not happen to celebrate Christmas, well we wish you a merry day of the miscellaneous variety. We’re friendly that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland]

Ho Ho
12/24/12

Too often in life we lose old friends, whether that be to any of the Big Three options — Sex, Love, Money — or not. Of course “losing” implies a lot of stuff way too deep for discussion here, and sometimes you just want to dance around in a circle like some Charles M. Schultz character not yet burdened by anything really icky — like three dimensions. Say, for example, if you “lose old friends” but then they come back, were they really lost — or simply slapping you upside the face with preternatural insight? … Yeah. We don’t care either. … Basically Kylie makes everything better in our experience. Anything else, well that’s too deep for our pond. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Anais Video]

What Ho! … Ho-Ho! …
12/21/12

We could hardly deny that we have been guilty of perpetrating some fairly tortured logic in our quests to tie miscellaneous bits of our lives together so that we might present it for your viewing pleasure. Of course all of this pales in comparison with trying to explicate poetry from 1788. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy Cytherea — in cam show and still form — as well as Kelly Kline, without any iambic pentameter at all. They are women without meter, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Kline, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea Lives! Woo-HOO!
12/18/12

We learned on some crime show the other night that a pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes. Now we’re on enough weird Google Search lists somebody keeps compiled somewhere, so we chose not to really pursue the statement any further, but we did realize that if true this sort of adds a whole new dimension to the expression, “In a pig’s eye,” does it not? … Hey, you spend a few hours watching Dee do a DP and a fine Brit offer up Holiday greetings, and see how your brain feels. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton, May, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Juli Ashton, Dee, & May
12/17/12

You have to be careful how much you really think about things, because you can wind up somewhere no one actually intended. Of course we have found that beer does a dandy job in relieving a befuddled state — or at least it seems to — but if you have to drive somewhere, consider ice cream in its place. Whatever the case, you may find simply looking at (or watching) Shayla LaVeaux, as well as Wendy Divine, might be the best approach this time around. Either that or you might need a lot of ice cream. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson Exclusive Video]

Wendy
12/12/12

Naturally we had to do an update at 12:12 on 12/12/12 because otherwise D.Minion would be very sad. Worse yet, then we couldn’t make it up to her for 100 years, by which point she’d be not only officially peeved, but also really, really old. Fortunately Mr. Ninn and Cytherea happen by to help us reach our desired goal, even if the precise timing might be a bit difficult to prove in court or anything. If it’s always 5:00 somewhere, then it stands to reason that it’s always 12:12 somewhere too, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Shayla LaVeaux, Ashley Renee, Paisley Hunter, Payton Alexander, Ruby, Kortknee, Emanuelle, Jill Kelly, Michael Ninn]

Bride of Ninnenstein
12/10/12

In case any of you were thinking about moving into the middle of nowhere to be with Steve, he has some excellent news for you. Although the temperature outside when he woke up yesterday morning had only reached nine degrees, by mid day the thermometer had skyrocketed to a balmy ten on the Fahrenheit scale. … OR you could plan on meeting Kristal in Florida next time she visits. All in all, that might be warmer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

Nice Weather for Skimply Clothing
12/7/12

Most of you have probably barely been able to contain your excitement at the prospect of catching even a glimpse of Cytherea’s personal valet, MrT, in some photographs. Well, we can happily tell you that your wait is finally over! Woo-HOO! … Now we did have to surround those two or three important photos with a bunch more of Cytherea shaving and getting tattoos applied to make her scars less distracting on video, of course. But you can just ignore all those annoying porn star images and enjoy MrT — at least his hands and the back of his head. In case you were curious, Cy does always use waterproof temporary tattoos. Turns out that’s a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Butterfles are Whee!
12/4/12

You probably noticed that we have all now officially reached the season where we can start thinking about the cool presents we want other people to give us for free again. True, retailers seem to be making “this time of year” fall earlier and earlier on the calendar, but once we hit December it seems fair for all of us to acknowledge it in general. Even if next year they start advertising Christmas right after the 4th of July, we will still look forward to the holiday offerings from Sam Phillips, actually. She has a unique way, that Sam. [FEATURED TAGS: Sam Phillips, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Sophia Knight]

Not Sam Phillips
12/2/12

Lamentations abound today regarding the rapid demise of Flash becoming more and more apparent. Less bothersome to our leadership at least will be the reference to the public disintegration of a heretofore quite pompous organization in the National Football League. On the off chance that neither of these two topics hold any interest for you, we sneak in an announcement that might, and if that doesn’t work we have over 30 minutes of video that might give you a pleasant “mind space” in which to ruminate — or whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

Kylie, Dee, and Steve

December 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/02

We’re ending the year with typical form for us. Naturally that means that many of you may just want to skip this one and wait a couple days for the next beautiful naked girls frolicking about hither and yon (wherever the heck that is). We’ve put together a synopsis of the most recent Risqué Christmas Party which we’ve entitled En Masse Miscellanea. It’s good to go to Mass around the holidays, right? Those of you that like looking at friends’ vacation photos will enjoy this just fine. Those of you that prefer hard core will like Kristal’s new Magazine Cover a lot more. (And we promised D.Minion that we’d put in the plug we forgot. Dang, man, it’s hard to remember everything.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann]

Michael Raven ... weirdly.
12/30/02

Well the cold weather seems to be back and so Dee’s heating us up with A Couple Dirty Dozen from Jammin’ Jamaica. Technically there are 26 stunning shots here, but we’d have lost our alliterative efforts if we’d tried to have been precise, and so we chose form over substance in this introduction. Come to think of it, that’s generally our choice. We’re comfortable with it. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Dee ... sunning and beautiful.
12/27/02

Wendy is clearly Divine, and only Summer as beautiful as Kristal, Ann, Julia. In Michael Ninn’s view, however, these are among the Perfect women in our world, and that’s what D.Minion talks about today. We couldn’t have said it better ourselves … except to point out that there are 76 cool shots in this big parade. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Nikita Denise, Fujiko Kano, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Wendy's Divine Breasts
12/25/02

It’s Christmas!! We’re not too busy opening presents to forget our annual really bad pun efforts, though. You’ll probably wish you’d have sent more presents so that we might have forgotten this … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]

The breast laid plans ...
12/24/02

It’s “Dee” time for celebration and Kristal once again “bares” some mention, so to speak. This time they’re both cavorting Naked in Hollywood, or at least in the series with that title. And D.Minion sees fit to throw referance to a whole bunch of various foods based on her most important basic food group, sugar. Maybe it’s the holiday times: ‘Tis the season to show folly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, Asia Carrera, D.Minion]

Naked in Hollywood is good, assuming you're in Hollywood.
12/23/02

We’ve got Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath on their Night Calls XM Radio show, this time with special guests Kristal and Amber Summers. Then Taylor Wayne drops by to talk about breasts and Juli’s secrets for having anal sex with Rocco. Many people around the world probably don’t start out their weeks this way. Our members can … and ain’t that dandy? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kristal Summers, Anais, Taylor Wane, D.Minion]

Amber, Juli & Kristal
12/20/02

Before the weekend we thought we’d offer up just a little reminder that our women have more to offer than stunning nude forms and obvious oral abilities. Kristal had a “Final” in her PhotoShop class last night and she had to design a CD Cover. We thought she did a wonderful job, and so we decided to show it to you. She picked a band at random, but it seems this group has been in the adult industry news lately, its lead singer allegedly talking one of our industry’s higher profile performers into walking out on her contract and her film career. We’d mention that there has to be some sort of poetic justice in Tera Patrick ending up with the head of something called “Biohazard,” but that would be inappropriate. So we’ll just show off Kristal’s talented brain[FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

More Jamaican views ...
12/19/02

There was frost on the ground when we woke up this morning. Now for the vast majority of you that will not exactly constitute earth-shattering news. However, we should point out one salient fact: We don’t do frost in Los Angeles. We quickly whipped together a warming set from Inari and Dee on the much more tropical island of Jamaica. As you’ll see, they comfortably comfort each other on a comforter. Consequently, we called it “Comforter Cubed.” Capice? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs]

Comfortable Couple
12/18/02

Many people have very few greater pleasures than uttering Wicked Whispers. Apparently D.Minion ranks among that crowd as she extoles the virtues of lesbian sex between Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, and Jezebelle Bond. Come to think of it, that seems quite a rational stance in those terms. Really pretty girls doing really personal things … that’s a good reason to “get up” today … And take some time to visit our buddies at Wicked too. Tell them we sent you and you’ll get lots and lots of free stuff: Just say we said it was fine … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion]

Steven St. Croix and Julia Ann
12/16/02

We know you’ve probably been unable to sleep wondering how D.Minion’s account of the final day of shooting for The Devinn Lane Show, Part 2 went, and so we’ve decided to ease your torture and give you “the rest of the story” today. Note that we say “ease” your torture, rather than eliminate it, because we felt obliged to include a couple of 15 second video clips that D.Minion took on the set this day. Rather than beautiful naked women, however, we have instead short music clips featuring Mark Stone on guitar, and Evan Stone as vocalist. We don’t get naked women frolicking and masturbating; we get “Pinball Wizard” and “The Last Train to Clarksville.” Don’t worry, we’ve already talked to D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane Video, TJ Hart, Ruby, Exclusive Video, Kaylynn, D.Minion]

Devinn bottomless. She looks good this way.
12/13/02

We interrupt this account of Devinn’s directorial return to bring you pictures of Inari lounging around naked on a couch we happened across while visiting a Georgia shoot. On this Friday, the 13th, we just couldn’t think of anything luckier … well, that you’d want to see naked … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Just the Vachs, ma'am
12/12/02

So we’re at Lowe’s (you know, the home improvement warehouse) picking up stuff for the Risqué Christmas party and we notice an SUV in the parking lot with a magnetic sign on it that reads “PregnantPhotos.net” — underneath a tasteful line art representation of a women well into her third trimester. We thought this was strange enough until we realized that the owners had to have chosen this particular URL because someone already owned “PregnantPhotos.COM.” You can ponder yet another absurdity in modern existence, or you can continue with yourThe Devinn Lane Show, Part 2reflections with over 50 beautiful pictures. Brian will love this one: There are almost no words at all, and TJ got booty[FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

booty with “Hart” ...
12/10/02

Kristal has sex with two men at once?! That should probably be enough to entice you to read more right there, but if not, we’ll note we also have pictures of Devinn Lane and Stephanie Swift naked. Brevity is good. Ask Mike. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, D.Minion]

Devinn give a captivating interview.
12/6/02

Back when we started Adult Diary it seems we didn’t really have a precise focus on how we were going to proceed. As we continue our cleaning and holiday season retrospect it has occured to us that our approach might have been more of the tried and true “shotgun” attack. You know, fire a whole bunch of little bullets and see if you hit anything that people like. We’re better now (Really. Swear.), but once again we find ourselves in the position of offering up another dose of the early days. We’ll make the same apologies for the questionable graphics practices, and we’ll again laud the fascinating content. We’ll also suggest you again stock up on eggnog before you begin. Let’s call it “Back When the Old Stuff was New, Too” [sic, we know]. [FEATURED TAGS: When The Old Stuff Was New (Archives)]

Back When the Old Stuff was New
12/4/02

We waited a week to post the latest Night Calls episode because Juli’s taking a rare night off tonight, and we didn’t want all of the members to miss their weekly dose of Juli. That said, we have to admit that the new “high-tech, state-of-the-art” studio lights are wreaking havoc with D.Minion’s automatic camera settings. She’s trying to manually compensate, but there’s a lot to adjust while trying to keep up with the pace of the show. We were going to tell you just to skip the pictures this time, but then we got to the final two. They deserved their own page, so you can skip the first 38 if you desire. In the spirit of Thanksgiving at least check those two out. You’ll see why the trip to America was worth all the trouble … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Laurie Wallace, D.Minion]

Naked on the Night Calls Couch, naturally.
12/3/02

The AVN Awards nominations are out and we give you the only admittedly biased opinions you’ll find on the web. When we become Dictator, this will all be a lot easier. Until then, you can read what we think, or you can just look at the 45 beautiful pictures that our most nominated friend has shared with us. Hopefully come January, we can all stroll down Devinn Lane. We’ll let you know when that Dictator thing happens. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn sans all but thigh-highs.
12/2/02

As we’re entering into the time of the industry “full court press” mode for companies trying to woo the AVN voters, D.Minion gives us a summer time account of the XRCO Awards and their wildly appealing simplicity. We should note at the outset that her less than elaborate coverage very likely stems from the fact that she seems to have spent a fair amount of time under Devinn’s table. Having seen the awards show, we can assure you of the superiority of D.Minion’s vantage point, however. And at least this posting has less than seventeen thousand pictures to look at … We’ll tackle AVN mañana. That’s soon enough for me … [FEATURED TAGS: XRCO Awards, Julia Ann, TJ Hart, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

XRCO Awards Program