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April 2015 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/15 Shayla LaVeaux

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Flagin’ with the Dragon

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Jessica Drake Video, Nina Hartley Video]
4/26/15 Cytherea

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A (Camel) Toe in the Water

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn]
4/24/15 Kiera King

ReelSeduction

Cosmic Connections of the Carnal Variety

[STAR TAGS: Kiera King, ReelSeduction.com]
4/23/15 Derrick Pierce and London KeyesAll over the world quiet little behind-the-scenes network geeks constantly work to improve performance and security when it comes to making purchases online. Most of the time they make changes that almost nobody notices, but they strive in virtual anonymity to make our modern world a safer place — without any cool costumes or superpowers or anything. Occasionally when this happens it can mess up some beautiful code that we “front end” people created often years ago, and although things still work properly, they do not appear the same way they used to. Of course the silly women in the risqué commune think that looks count, so we’ve suddenly found ourselves doing a bunch of graphics and code work that almost no one will ever see. For the record, we love making the ladies happy, but this whole Nobody Will Ever Know stuff is just crazy-talk. … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video, Cytherea]
4/22/15 Chantelle Fox

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Wet and Willing at Least

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/17/15 Marley Blaze

ReelSeduction

Blazing Hot (No Saddles)

[STAR TAGS: Marley Blaze, ReelSeduction.com]
4/15/15 Faye ReaganWhenever you do something for a living, at least if you have done it for a few years, you develop a certain appreciation for others that do the same job. Of course when you write for a living it can be a little disconcerting when on pretty much a daily basis you may find someone that does your job particularly well, occasionally even with rare excellence. … Consequently, rather than try and put our own spin on tax day this year, we concede the contest and humbly tip our collective hats to the writers for the Jimmy Fallon show who gave us a sterling insight this week: “Thank you Tax Day for combining the fun of doing paperwork with the threat of going to jail.” … Of course if we actually wore hats that would probably mean more. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]
4/13/15 Faye Taylor

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A British Diner in an American Diner

[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/11/15 Shayla LaVeauxWe do not often do “explanations” per se, for a deceptively simple reason: Even if we did them only on those “when called for” occasions, we’d still spend the majority of our time trying to clarify what we were doing in the then by definition minority of the time. Not only does that sound unpleasant, it also sounds really, really boring. We make a slight exception today, however, since giving the “411 on 4/11” seems like just the sort of thing we would do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video, Janine Video, Dyanna Lauren Video, Shane Video, Chasey Lain Video, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Lacy Rose Video, Ona Zee Video, Diedre Holland Video, Lena Video, Alex Jordan Video]
4/10/15 Jackie Avalon

ReelSeduction

American Dulce de Leche

[STAR TAGS: Jackie Avalon, ReelSeduction.com]
4/9/15 Kylie Ireland, Lyndon Johnson, Steve Drake

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Jeep Trick

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Lynden Johnson Video]
4/7/15 Cassie Laine

ReelSeduction

Nether Regions — FlyCAM

[STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Exclusive Video, ReelSeduction.com]
4/6/15 Chantelle FoxCall them Tub Travails. Call them Faucet Foibles. Call them simply Water Woes. … When a group of ever-the-helpful Americans try to teach an itty-bitty British porn star how to enjoy a bathtub fixture in a singularly expressive way, well, turns out it helps if they did not design the tub for soaking. We’d call it Masturbatory Malfeasance, but we probably have enough terms to satisfy Chantelle Fox already. She certainly wasn’t satisfied any other way. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
4/3/15 Brooke Haven

ReelSeduction

Cowgirl Clit

[STAR TAGS: Kaylee Rayne, ReelSeduction.com]
4/2/15 Kylie on the Radio

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Everything was Vibrating (#45)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Cricket Audio]
4/1/15 Capri Anderson & TenayaWe love learning things around here, which quite honestly hardly qualifies as the most bizarre fact about Risque. That said, we just learned that should one be in Georgia, one cannot legally carry an ice cream cone in one’s back pocket, if it happens to be a Sunday. … Good to know. … We also learned that should one be a bisexual Porn Valley Performer, someone has to be your first on-screen lesbian experience. Tenaya, for example, chose Capri Anderson as hers and members get to watch. … Suddenly that no ice cream in the back pocket limitation does not seem nearly as onerous. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Capri Anderson Video]
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October 2013 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/13

One of our telecommuting team members apparently has a tradition in his neighborhood where when the kids say “Trick or Treat” they get candy — while the adults get a shot of some sort, and not the kind that protects you from the flu. Now none of us has ever been to that particular neighborhood, but the kids probably run from house to house because it won’t be too long before mom and dad need to head home because they’re too drunk to walk much more. You’ll have to provide your own shots this evening but we have provided some dandy treats with Cytherea, Kylie Ireland, Syren Sexton, and even Summer Knight. There’s a story in there somewhere, and we will likely tell it. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Summer Knight Video, Bonnie Rotten, 247AdultStars.com ]

Nice Costume, but She Might Get Chilly
10/26/13

It seems like referencing Harold Hill in an adult web site might be a bit unusual, yet we happily do just that this time around. As you may know, however, we have not historically been all that concerned with “usual” in any of our approaches to life. On the other hand, we also pay tribute to a $1,500 sex toy, which falls closer to the adult members’ site norm. Of course we did title the current article, “Oh, We Got Treble.” So there’s that. To quote our leader in today’s post, “We’re just weird.” [STAR TAGS: Jeska Vardinski Video, Asa Akira Video]

A Clef Highlighting a Cleft
10/22/13

Never one to worry much about her own wardrobe, we were a bit surprised when D.Minion showed up in the office insisting that everyone check out her new shirt. It says, “I have CDO, which is like OCD but in alphabetical order — as it should be.” … Suddenly everything made more sense, a bit like when you discover that a professional model might often make a darned good photographer. We use Dee as an example of this last theory, because overall she might hold more universal interest than D.Minion, even with the funny shirt. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video]

Dee Peeks at Kristal Summers
10/17/13

Consider the concept of the Practical Homonym, these being words that may not technically “sound the same” but given the actualities of our speech patterns do in fact come across as identical to the ear. For example, Bijou spearheaded a track today which ended up being entitled “Minstrel Machinations,” but when she tried to explain the idea to the rest of us, we heard “Menstrual Machinations.” … Those seem different, really. … Fortunately we’re going with the former of those two concepts, so fear not. And if you think we made up the concept of the practical homonym, we can prove that we did not. Think about it: Country Music would not exist without it. So there. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Wendy Divine, Kylie Ireland Video] 

Merry Risque Minstrels
10/13/13

Name a famous anthropologist. OK. Now name one that never had anything to do with primates. Better yet, name a famous “-ologist” of any kind, not including the fictional ones on television or in books. Fortunately, around here we can illustrate our “-ologies” with all sorts of interesting things, for example Keri Windsor, or even the still happily married Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson. In fact, you can happily pretend you have never learned anything as a member here. Should that turn out to be true, however, and you at some point meet any of us in person, please lie about it. We’re fine with that, so long as you have fun. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor Video]

Keri Windsor … with a Secret
10/11/13

Everyone needs a friend they can go to with the really tough questions. And this friend should be available for most any emergency, at most any time. Well, not all of us can claim Dee fits into that category for them, but we can happily do so. She does seem a little confused when we call to ask her what kind of yellow mustard to buy or something — as if we’d call just to hear her voice or anything — but as long as she picks up the phone she sounds as adorable as ever. It has been going to voice mail a lot lately, though, so hopefully we won’t have anything other than condiment emergencies for a while. We should probably stop beginning every conversation with, “What are you wearing?” … [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cytherea]

Cytherea Without a Condiment Emergency
10/8/13

When Kristal Summers asks you do do something, you pretty much just agree quickly. When Kristal Summers asks you to do something that involves her being naked, well, you jump right to the task of helping the Selfie Supreme Diva. AND, when Kristal Summers asks you to do something that involves you getting naked with her … well, we honestly have no idea what happens then, because so far Kristal has been lacking in that department, truth be told. Hope springs eternal in Kristal’s breasts, though. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Chasey Lain, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

 

Kristal Summers on Herself
10/5/13

Today could have been all about our leader’s brother. Or it could have been all about our editor’s best friend from college, since both of them have birthdays today. On the other hand, Juli Ashton also has a birthday today, and without any empirical evidence to verify the claim, we’re pretty sure Juli looks better naked than either of those two fine gentlemen we mentioned. Even the illustrious Ms. Ashton had a beginning it appears, and D.Minion takes the opportunity to talk about it. Truth be told, D.Minion does not need much of an excuse to talk about Juli; when she has a real reason, it can get crazy. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video]

Juli Ashton
10/1/13

What do you call words that rhyme, but don’t look like they would? Take ”plaid” and “fad” for example. … Or what do you call words that could rhyme, but may not, depending upon how you pronounce one of them? You know, “lead” could rhyme with “fed” or we could “lead” you to Lake Meade. Fortunately your knowledge of semantic nuance makes absolutely no difference at all today, as you can consider plaid a fad, or not consider it at all. We do have various concurrent contributions from Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Summer Knight, Angela Stone, and a couple of amateur lesbians from Canberra to help as tour guides, by the way. Follow where they lead. Or lead others to where they lead. Or fed. Or whatever. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Summer Knight Video, Angela Stone Video, Sarah Blake, Thereza Love, Dani Woodward]

Sarah Blake, Not Wearing Plaid
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February 2013 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/13 Those of you that have been desperately waiting for D.Minion’s coverage of Day Four of the 2013 AEE can finally shout with joy. Those of you that have not been desperately waiting, well, that’s what we offer up today anyway. Feel free to catch the last of the 2,000+ hours of coverage on the NFL combine if you remain confused about what truly boring means. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Eva Angelina, Skin Diamond, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
For the record, we are not shocked. Sad, maybe.
2/21/13 What do you get when you combine three very busty women in teeny-tiny bikinis, a hot California day, a secluded “lawn,” and a grimy automobile? Well, if you’re D.Minion — and Kristal Summers happens to be one of those three women — you get excellent web site content (accent at the first). Not surprisingly, afternoons like this tend to make everyone concerned content (accent on the second syllable) as well. Very large breasts are all well and good, but don’t you just love brazen word play? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video, Jessica Jensen, Sarah Jane, Lucy Lane, 247AdultStars.com]
Beyond a Shadow of a Route
2/18/13 Those of you keeping track or our weekly story roll-outs might have been desperately looking forward to D.Minion’s account of Day Three at the AEE 2013. Sadly, for you, D.Minion did not actually attend the convention on this day, because she decided to go to a porn shoot with Shayla. Consequently we had to come up with another plan. Those not desperately looking forward to more AEE coverage will be thrilled. But we should probably keep that to ourselves, should D.Minion enter the room. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Aaliyah Love, Serena Ali, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video] 
Our Beaches of Cheyenne
2/14/13 What would Valentine’s Day be without being able to watch two adult stars masturbate each other? Of course we do not wish to discourage more traditional forms of romance, but if you can work Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers into your evening, you might be surprised what comes up — or maybe not, come to think of it. At any rate, we probably will not be able to do any television commercials for this activity any time soon, but in our opinion this beats the heck out of candy and flowers. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
Love is in the Air
2/11/13 One of the “dating” sites recently published a survey wherein they concluded that 12% of women, and 45% of men, feel sex on the first date to be appropriate. From this bit of knowledge, we determined that either 33% of the men are having sex with each other, or those 12% of women are having a lot of first dates. Statistical play aside, it can be slightly disconcerting to delve too far into another person’s mind — a belief we support skillfully in Day Two of D.Minion’s 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo experience. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Alana Evans, Sunset Thomas Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Misty Stone, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
Not Actually a “Donut,” Per Se
2/7/13 If you lack an ability to completely change your plans at the last possible second, well, then you should probably not come to work for any of the Risqué Commune sites. Of course if you do not work for any of the Risqué Commune sites, then you will miss out on a lot of fun. Then again, we do tend to tease our friends a bit mercilessly at times, and once we start, even moving halfway around the world to London will not necessarily stop us. Ask Maverick. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Raylene, AEE 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Francesca Le’, Lexi Love, Christy Monroe, Riley Reid, 247AdultStars.com]
Unnecessary Instructions
2/5/13 A new year brings about a new Adult Entertainment Expo, and this year brings about yet another attempt at handling the idiosyncrasies of D.Minion. Of course that concept remains a questionable goal when the retention of sanity comes into consideration as well, but Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers in attendance this time at least help ameliorate the effects of rampant confusion. Of course a sex toy that requires one to run around in a circle in order to use it seems pretty silly, but maybe we just don’t see the big picture. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann, Francesca Le’, Alexandra Silk]
Monitoring Kristal Summers
2/2/13 According to the rampant advertisements, CBS plans to run a “special” episode of Hawaii Five-O this week by filming a modern take on an old popular script. Strange, but we have been doing that sort of thing for years around here. Ever wonder why CBS never hires us to consult on the programming decisions? Well, it could be that we tend to throw Kristal Summers, Dee, and Kylie Ireland (and many other people) into orgies when we program. Networks can be such fuddy-duddies. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Serenity, Christi Lake]
Dee and Kristal — Not Fuddy-Duddy at All
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