| 3/31/24 |  A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G.
[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
| 3/29/24 | 
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
| 3/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
| 3/27/24 |  So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 3/25/24 | 
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
| 3/24/24 |  “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/23/24 | 
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/24 |  Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
| 3/21/24 |  What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them.
[STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
| 3/20/24 |  Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments.
[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/19/24 | 
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
| 3/18/24 |  Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
| 3/17/24 | 
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/16/24 |  Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
| 3/15/24 |  If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
| 3/12/24 | 
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
| 3/10/24 |  We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
| 3/9/24 |  Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
| 3/8/24 | 
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
| 3/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
| 3/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
| 3/2/24 | 
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
| 3/1/24 |  We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexa Grace| Alexis Love| Arial Rose| Belladonna| Briana Banks| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Dee| Devon| Drew Butterfly| Emily Addison| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur| Iris Rose| Jessica Drake| Joey Valentine| Jojo Kiss| Juli Ashton| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Kylie Kalvetti| Lexi Love| Melanie Masters| Natasha Nice| Olivia Del Rio| Raylene| Rebeca Linares| Roxy Jezel| Stormy Daniels| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Teagan Presley| Teagan Summers| Tory Lane| Veronique Vega
Year:2024
Month:March
As most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can 
When in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the 
Celebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor 
Just sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling 
The talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see 
We have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 
We do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of 
Basic technical knowledge of any situation wherein one endeavors to record a visual image — whether still or moving, actually — will lead to an understanding that one of the core principles revolves around controlling the amount of light that the lens on the camera allows through. In our case, 
Regardless of how one feels about the strengths, weaknesses, veracity, or outright stupidity of the last administration in the White House, only a true troglodyte could deny the overall truth the Fox News vs. Everybody Else conflict achieved. “In Your Face” has become the norm as a way of communication. Not being social scientists here, we will avoid considering anything at all even slightly deeper than that superficial acknowledgment, but rather have a slightly more fun way to consider 
School has started again most everywhere, and after the first week or so we can be certain of one thing absolutely. Whether masks, no masks, happy parents, angry parents, governors stupid or smart, you put young people together for a short amount of time, and Love Letters will begin to flow. Passed amongst friends, slipped into lockers, slid under dorm room doors, whatever, biological imperative trumps — pardon the expression — even heated politics. So we decided to relaunch our full movie Love Letters in honor of the joy of being college students. It was probably in honor of Kristal Summers too, honestly. Just by looking at the little thumbnail here you can see why Kristal has already received many, many love letters in her young life. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video, Avy Scott Video, Kylie Wylde Video, Teanna Kai Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Cherry Rain]
Considering the weekend, here, we decided to put up an entire movie that celebrates good old American values. … OK. So not everyone considers what we do to have “value” certainly, but some people do. And 74 million people voted for a complete narcissist with a God Complex in the last national election, so we really cannot be bothered by people with very narrow minds. Regardless of the doubters, today we represent 
We wrap up a complete movie today, this time with the unique ability to verify that we have in fact put our 
If you had a holiday, say Christmas, where you celebrated by not doing any Christmas things — no caroling, no decorating, no eggnog or roast beast, no presents, and certainly no church — well, that might seem a little odd. Have a 4th of July without any fireworks? Good grief, what fresh hell is this? … Yet every year on this first Monday of September we all 
Planning has been all but impossible as anyone — well, basically alive and old enough to go outside on their own — can tell you. Back in July we were absolutely certain we’d be trekking to Las Vegas in January for the big AVN convention (the last one?). Then, gosh, this seems pretty hard to explain without getting stuck in the political muck of who’s doing or not doing what that made sailing smoothly into herd immunity a virtual certainty. So without going there, we can admit that we have found ourselves back in the world of virtual meetings, if that tells you anything. So we’re still thinking about the AEE in January, but we’re also thinking about not ending up infected by unwashed masses in an unnaturally cramped room too. (Hey, there’s a lot of drool at a porn convention.) So while we continue to think and see what happens, we thought we would revisit via remaster a particularly memorable trip from a few years ago. Gibby might be ok today, well above the fracas, but Shayla would have to hold her breath for like 12 hours straight. That sounds difficult. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, AEE 2014 Video]
We all enjoy holidays, if not for their underlying reason for existence so much as the fact that most of us do not have to work, even though we still get paid. There are other more personal dates in a year, though, that fall into the 
Even the most glamorous of events can blur together when you do enough of them year after year. By posting Maverick’s AEE 2017 report yesterday, we were able to juxtaposition Gibby’s AEE 2018 recollections today, theoretically at least demonstrating 
Everybody loves Earth Day, right? So we might know a couple of Super-Geeks that consider trees overrated, but you have to treat anyone that will spend hundreds of dollars on collectible “action figures” as a tad suspect; let’s be honest. So on this celebratory day — for a couple of reasons here locally — we submitted our entreaty to el jefe. He acquiesced with a thoroughly enjoyable addendum to My First Porno to finally, as he put it, “put that lady to bed.” … He excels at imagery, that one. Also, he happens to like trees a lot. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chantelle Video, Brooke Ashley Video]
Honestly we probably should have chosen Inari Vachs or Shayla LaVeaux for a “420” post, but life does not always work out the way that seems most symbiotic. As a fall back, however, we have found that looking at 
We do not often foreshadow around here, but for some very important topics, we will make exceptions. Now certainly there may well be many more significant issues impacting the entire human condition and indeed the very planet Earth as we know it, but in some very small segments of time, in some 
At some point, presuming your plan for fame succeeds at least at some level, you will find yourself out in public being recognized when you look … well, nothing like you look on television. You might find yourself at Home Depot with paint all over your face and dirt (or whatever) all over you from crawling around under the house. Many of us have been in that public situation, of course, but few of us get 
