Filed Under: Veronica Hart

August 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/23 Sandie Cain

247AdultStars

All That He Cain Be

[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/30/23 Mostly Axel Braun

Cythereas

Stanza Dell’umido

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Michael Ninn]

8/29/23 Ginger Lynn and Chloe

GingerLynn

Torn with BTS

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Juli Ashton Video, Chloe Video, Stacy Valentine Video, Mia Smiles Video, Veronica Hart Video]

8/28/23 Kylie IrelandWhen you think of Bangers, you mostly think of Mash, right? What an excellent thing, Bangers & Mash. In fact, you might want to schedule a long vacation where your primary objective may be to drive to and fro across England just to sample the Bangers & Mash featured in the various locales. … Just a heads up here, though, as it takes some getting used to if you happen to be from America and rent a car in the U.K. to manage your own travels. Turns out that opinions vary on the “proper” side of the road on which to drive in different countries. You can always take someone local with you, as a bit of security, of course. They will most definitely let you know if you turn a corner and wind up on the improper side of the road — every time. … None of that really matters, however, as today we begin analysis of “Bangers” of an entirely different definition. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
8/27/23 Our Newest FriendTry to find another company that could even dig up a camshow from 20+ years ago, and you might be frustrated. Heck, we’re not even sure any of the big cam groups were even around that long ago, although Firt4Free claims to have been around in some iteration since the second half of the 1990s. Still, even that group cannot claim to be able to show off three new friends gleefully cavorting in Juli Ashton’s bedroom in the very, very early days of live streaming. Think about it: Some people legally watching Eat a Peach … or Three today were two years away from even being born at the time of recording. That’ll put a quick twist in your head. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Georgia Adair Exclusive Video]
8/26/23 Ana Foxxx and Skin DiamondAs you mature in life, you will begin to realize that sometimes — particularly with things of a sexual nature — the concept can shine much more readily than the actual execution. Ask anyone who has actually ever had sex on a real beach about how much fun they had using sand as lube, for example. And while “69” may sound like an easy feat, not to mention a darned fine-looking number, it takes practice to perfect. It can be physically daunting, not to mention that sometimes the brain just doesn’t know where to focus, honestly. Accomplished perfectly, though, you will find it a unique experience. We consider this la petite mort à deux more generally, even including poets today. … Hey, practice, practice, practice. [STAR TAGS: Lea Hart Video, Mia Li Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Skin Diamond Video, Jenna Sativa Video, Kimber Woods Video, Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video] 
8/25/23 Katsuni

ReelRisque

Coming Home Early pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Katsuni Video, Avena Lee Video]

8/24/23 Valentina Jewels

ReelRisque

Depth of Feel | pics

[STAR TAGS: Valentina Jewels]

8/23/23 Penny Pax and Lily Cade

ReelRisque

“Piece” in the Vallies | pics

[STAR TAGS: Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video]

8/22/23 el jefe

Shayla

Amazing “Feets” by Trained Professionals

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

8/21/23 Nikki Charm

GingerLynn

Behold the Cuckold

[STAR TAGS: Nikki Charm Video]

8/20/23 Jassie

ReelRisque

Excellence in Luminance | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video]

8/19/23 Valerie VoloshukSometimes you know what a word means, but you just do not see it in everyday conversation all that often. Other times while the word may be uncommon in general, you happen to work in an industry where you see it all the time. Every profession has its own “lingo” that would fall into this category. … Then there are words that mean something generally, but something entirely different in a specialized field. For example, we all tend to fret over one thing or another, but should you be in the business of making guitars, you may fret every day and not feel bad about it all. … Every so often, though, even in a specialized field, you can see a word all the time and still be confused about why an industry uses it. Enter in this final case, a Risqué Cuck Hold. To paraphrase our dear, albeit fictional, friend Inigo Montoya, “They keep using that word. We do not think it means what they think it means.” [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Dylan Ryder Video, Valerie Voloshuk Video, Victoria Ruzheva Video, Friday Video, Maya Hills Video, Mia Rider Video] 
8/18/23 Nurse Phoenix MarieWhen you have a bit of an unanticipated situation in your life, a good nurse can make a lot of difference. Now having a Genie on your side might be handy too, but it would be unethical to use magic to make people do things they would not necessarily do in real life. Everybody knows that. The trick, then, comes down to finding a nurse possessing a solidly strong anal sex drive, y’know depending upon how much distraction one needs to remedy the current situation. To be honest, Phoenix Marie can improve upon most any situation, regardless of the outfit she happens to be wearing. The whole nurse thing certainly doesn’t hurt, though. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Marie Video]
8/17/23 Kimber Woods and Jenna Sativa

ReelRisque

Petals to the Mettle | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kimber Woods, Jenna Sativa]

8/16/23 Amber Lynn Bach

GingerLynn

This Thing in Your Mouth

[STAR TAGS: Amber Lynn Bach Video]

8/15/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

en medius minion

[STAR TAGS : Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

8/14/23 Chessie KayWe have reached another milestone — well, maybe a 100-yard-stone — in the 247AdultStars remastering project, with today marking the completion of another full year of Maverick’s updates. Ironically, Maverick himself in this “AofBJ with Chessie” post celebrated rather more personally than the rest of us noting the achievement. We did, however, notice an odd thing about the way we’ve been progressing. By choosing to go from the newest to the oldest, we end up in a situation where we say farewell to stars before we even meet them. … So that’s weird. … Consequently, we now have completed the most recent four years, we’re going to jump to the back and start moving forward again. At least we can see the progression from excited innocence to, well still excited, professionalism. At the very least we hope that it will not hurt our brains as much. That always seems an admirable goal. [STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
8/13/23 jenna ivory

GingerLynn

Randi Wright – Aubrey Addams – Amber Lynn – Jenna Ivory – Cytherea – Kendra Cole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/12/23 Krissy Lynn

ReelRisque

Oily to Bed pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video]

8/11/23 Brynn TylerSo let’s say you’re sittin’ in a classroom, thinkin’ it’s a drag. At this point you have options with Fang and Paul from Brownsville Station, or even Sixx, Mick, and Tom from an entirely different Crüe — as it were. Of course should you be Brynn Tyler you may have an entirely different plan, and even if you get caught, it will nevertheless constitute no substantial problem. Men are such simple creatures. It’s a wonder the human race ever evolved at all, really. [STAR TAGS: Brynn Tyler Video]
8/10/23 Ana Foxxx and Skin Diamond

ReelRisque

Diamond’s in the Soft | pics

[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond, Ana Foxxx]

8/8/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

You Actually Might Need a Hanky

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

8/7/23 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

The Long and Tall of Stella Cox

[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/6/23 Asia CarreraMost of us have a sort of “lizard-brain” dislike of shock therapy as a concept. It does not take a lot of educational background to know that it basically began as a sort of last resort for “medical professionals” when they had run out of traditional options. Sort of a, “what the hell, let’s run some electricity through the brain and see what happens” sort of a thing. Not pleasant. … On the other hand, the Asia Carrera (with co-star Kristal Summers before she was even “Kristal”) approach certainly appears a lot more pleasant. Still not really “professional” demeanor represented by the authority figures in here, but that was probably not the point. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Ava Vincent Video, Asia Carrera Video, Gina Lynn Video, Sydnee Steele Video, Isabella Camille Video]
8/5/23 Maya Hills

ReelRisque

The Understanding Observer | pics

[STAR TAGS: Maya Hills, Mia Rider]

8/4/23 Shayla LaVeaxWhen you think of pearls you probably think of little white round things that mostly come on jewelry, with fake ones easy to make, and real ones deceptively expensive. You may also think of wisdom, as in “pearls of” which tends to be the kind we prefer (and can afford). Of course it can be fairly difficult to fake wisdom too — unless you hold elected office — so that adds to its value for as well. In that mode, then, consider our Amicus Pearls as we all consider Shayla LaVeaux playing in a bathtub remarkably near to an underwater camera. By the way, if you think of “necklace” when you think of pearls, you either have a lot of money, or a very dirty mind. Just sayin’ … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
8/3/23 Shayla LaVeaux

ReelRisque

“Hart” in Her Hand | pics

[STAR TAGS: Mia Li, Lea Hart]

8/2/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

Going West for Anal

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

8/1/23 Nina Elle

GingerLynn

That Full Feeling

[STAR TAGS: Nina Elle Video, Ginger Lynn Video]

December 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/16 Ginger LeaTo some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, “Ginger or Holly?” to which Jerry responds with a simple, “Yes.” Some of us always thought The Professor should have tried that approach. [STAR TAGS: Rita Faltoyano, Ginger Lea Video, Holly Wellin Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn]
12/30/16 Sergio, Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle

ReelRisque

Tube Socks Soirée | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Belle Video]

12/29/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Contact Jewelry (#53)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

12/28/16 Michelle Thorne

247AdultStars

Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
(sorry)

[STAR TAGS: Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/26/16 Lexi Belle and Amber RayneOh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: They forgot to make the pages live on the active site. … Yeah, well, oops. … Perhaps a bit more egg and a little less nog next year. Still, new-found footage of exclusive Cytherea activities, you can understand the excitement. [STAR TAGS: Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle]
12/25/16 Ashley Blue

GingerLynn

Alana Evans – Ashley Blue – Claudia Valentine – Devyn Heart – Joclyn Stone – Britney Amber

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/24/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Butterflies are We

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

12/21/16 Kristal SummersToday marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with Kristal Summers. We had to do a bit of finagling with ReelRisque to accomplish this golden feat, but you can’t be in this industry very long without learning your way around a good finagle. And if you ever got a chance to meet Kristal, then you know she happens to be worth a great deal of effort. If you never had the opportunity, well, we feel sorry for you. On the upside, we share. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
12/19/16 Phoenix RayMonday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent Cyborg/Wench interpretation featuring Phoenix Ray and Lee Stone, which may not actually have appeared in the original Milton version, however. Still had Milton known Phoenix Ray, he would have included her in everything he ever did, so it’s probably OK. Actually, come to think of it, Phoenix has never done anything merely “OK” in her professional life. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Ray Video]
12/17/16 Juli AshtonA long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and Holiday Bliss in a potentially unconventional, anal-sex sort of holiday celebration way. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tina Tyler Video, Serenity, Veronica Hart] 
12/14/16 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

A Bentley in a Bed

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/12/16 Shayla LaVeaux & TT Boy

Shayla

Playing with Her TT’s

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

12/11/16 Shayla LaVeauxSometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with exclusive pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked, well, that rationale can’t really be all that important we figure. At some point we may also even figure out why a grown adult might walk around saying, “Every breath I take is a cliffhanger.” That day will probably not be today, however. Cartoons for adults have always been a controversial topic among those of the esoteric bent here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Alexis DeVell Video]
12/11/16 Dyanna Lauren

GingerLynn

Zoey Laine – Priya Rai – Samantha Ryan – Brooke Lynn Santos – Dyanna Lauren – Claudia Valentine

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/7/16 Mark StoneWe do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. Exceptions define the rule, however, and people do not lose 20-year+ friends very often, so we’re adding our names to the list of people that will be remembering Mark Stone this holiday season. We do, though, celebrate the life in our most traditional way. After all, what better tribute can there be than an illustration of the lives touched? [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Michael Ninn]
12/5/16 Kristal Summers & Alex SandersMost people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting lost on his own path to paradise, leaving us only to consider artistic merit in the adult video. Yeah, sure. That’s what we’ll be doing. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann]
12/3/16 Lorraine SiscoMost sources define “aperture” as any sort of a variable opening through which something passes. If you think about that, you might be hard pressed to come up with (as it were) a better definition of the adult industry in general. Granted, we tend to look at things rather oddly around here, but considering what we do for a living that should hardly be surprising. Technology changes, and the aperture gets more refined — or defined in our situation. Life is short. Do all you can to enjoy it. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn]
12/2/16 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

June 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/12

Maverick fills out his Festive Fridays in June on 247AdultStars today, but sadly he has run out of AEE reports. He filled in this week with the definitively delicious “Natalia” in a “Dreamy” solo sequence. We figured that would be just fine. You can also jump to Cytherea’s “Slut Sniffing” theory from here, in case you missed it over on CythereasWetWorld, just because we’re helpful like that. By the way, D.Minion wanted us to include the fact that Gutenberg first published his Bible in 1455 while we were putting together this New Stuff listing, but we just couldn’t figure out how to do that. So we decided not to. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene, 247AdultStars.com]

MIchelle Maylene
6/27/12

It seems the U.S. Military pulled their “consultancy” support for Hollywood’s blockbuster film, The Avengers, because they had a problem with it being in their opinion “unrealistic.” Apparently the immortal guy with the magic hammer was no problem, nor did the fellow made out of rocks stretch credulity, but the “S.H.I.E.L.D.” group has no system in place for taking advantage of proper military channels or necessary respect for the chain of command. … Yeah, well, we’re not sure if Adam & Eve ever tried to enlist the assistance of actual Texas oil billionaires in the production of Dallas XXX, but D.Minion did not seem to focus on that aspect, at least during Day One of the production. Somehow we do not blame her. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Ford, India Summer]

Alexis Ford: Even Cooler than the Black Widow
6/22/12

Strangely enough Maverick has continued his commitment to having “Festive Fridays” this entire month with the conclusion of his Adult Industry Convention coverage today. Along the way, D.Minion passes us through the modern day Veronica Hart, and hopes we might even learn something in our travels. After all, hope does spring eternal in the human breast, and all. Come to think of it, that pretty much applies to porn conventions — well, the breast part at least — not so much the hope in some estimations. [FEATURED TAGS: Veronica Hart, Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane Exclusive Video, Teagan Presley, Capri Anderson, Lexi Belle, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Kayden Kross, Jessie Jane, Riley Reid, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Toni English and John Stagliano - as you know them.
6/21/12

Celebrating the first full day of summer, we find ourselves having taken some heat of late for being “too early” in our helpful reminders for people. It seems that we have inadvertently hindered the mystery of our sisters in CythereasWetWorld.com and Shayla.com by being too quick to point out when new posts arrive there, that people can also view here. Naturally we feel awful, and have resolved to mend our evil ways. After all, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the bitchin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Inari Vachs, Rayveness] 

Dee
6/15/12

If you have to drive all the way out to the middle of the California desert, doing so in order that you might observe some very large-breasted naked women frolicking around does tend to make the trip less taxing. Of course when Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie (from the U.K., Maverick, so how about that?) decide to “frolic” you really might not know what to expect. Think “butt-stacking,” “hand-waving,” and large inflatable pool toys. … That’s what you guessed, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, Goldie, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, Capri Anderson, Stormy Daniels, Kaylani Lei, Spencer Scott, Lexi Belle, Abella Anderson, Riley Reid, Tori Black, Belladonna, Cytherea, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie
6/13/12

For many people, “going through the Big D” refers to getting a divorce, those of course being the sophisticated country music fans among us. For the less enlightened, perhaps, the Big D might in fact mean Denver, but then depending upon where one lives, we suppose it could be like Decatur, Dubuque, Daytona, or maybe even Dublin. At Adam & Eve today, though, it means whatever Alexis Ford wants it to mean, and she picks “Dallas, XXX.” … Luuucy, she’s hooome … (Yeah, that was New York, we know. Whatever.) [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Texas Exclusive Video]

Dallas XXX
6/11/12

We learned over the weekend that apparently a couple other groups in the country have a “Big Three” on staff. Hmm. Go figure. Of course our Big Three handle very important decisions like which beautiful naked porn star we get to talk about on which day, or which XXX movie we get to show off when. And another of our Big Three figures out how best to display these pithy and revealing insights, continually playing with new technology to accomplish these “nude by design” goals. (OK. So the third of our Big Three is basically in charge of Mexican food, but around here that’s very important.) All of that said, in deference to the Oklahoma City Thunder and Miami Heat fans, we will admit this: Your Big Threes are taller. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Amytheist Stone Video, Taylor Anne Video, Michael Ninn]

Kristal Summers - Quite Content Being Short
6/9/12

Somehow we don’t seem to have seen as many fun bumper stickers driving around the LA freeways lately, although D.Minion found one she claims to identify with that said, “I’m a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie World.” Honestly, DM’s a lot more “Anne” rather than “Ann” but we try not to mention that to her very often, and we don’t talk about it certainly. How do you explain to people that the lead writer for your adult news site has the largest collection of Sonny and Cher collectibles you have ever seen, after all? Odd what motivates some people, although at least we understand the Shayla ones a lot more than Mary Kate and Ashley (also DM favorites). [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Sienna West, Bree Olsen, Jessie Andrews, Lily Carter, Kagney Linn Karter, Tori Black, Missy Rhodes, Selena Rose, Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, Riley Reid, Kristina Rose, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

The “Parrish” of Ms. LaVeaux
6/4/12

The reigning “Diminutive Minion” in our midst has always demonstrated a certain piquancy in her life — a trait that makes some degree of sense considering what we do for a living. True, the things that baffle her continues to grow as rapidly as technology moves forward, but D.Minion consistently maintains a keen devotion to the beautiful — and regularly nude — among us. Consequently, while DM can meander a bit in prose, we really can’t argue with her focus on Kristal Summers and Cytherea. … So we do not. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

Penthouse Poster
6/1/12

An ambitious Maverick has decided to update 247AdultStars.com every Friday this month, according to plan with (finally) the U.K. take on a new AVN approach this year to the AEE. We assume the 247 crew has set an unusual system in place to accomplish this goal, and have thus promised that we will vary our usual “oh, by the way” approach to their updates with coinciding entries of our own. Of course you likely have heard what “assume” does, and we all know to Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts. So caveat yada, yada … . (We made that last sentence up ourselves, but feel free to make it a common part of the American vernacular. It does have a certain flair.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Stoya, Jessie Andrews, Skin Diamond, Lily Carter, Holly Michaels, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Gracie Glam, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Sienna West, Emily Addison, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, BiBi Jones, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Alexis Texas & Cowgirl Friend

December 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/10

At this point we’ve pretty much given up on Business as Usual around here, as everyone has pretty much fallen into the Full Panic mode about the upcoming convention. When we decided to put that Countdown for Gibby on top of New Stuff, we didn’t really anticipate that this would result in common wails of AAAARGH! in the office – every time somebody here opens up the site to check something. Presuming we haven’t been overrun by a collection of pirates, one might assume that the old “Ignorance is Bliss” theory definitely seems to hold water in this establishment. Of course, since we’re almost always happy here, that should give us reason to worry, right? … We’ll think about that, and y’all enjoy Bullet Points from DM. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2010, Rayveness, Nicki Hunter, Christy Canyon, Raylene, Ginger Lynn, Veronica Hart, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Eva Angelina, Julia Ann, Sasha Grey, Jesse Jane, Nina Hartley, Chloe, Sunset Thomas, Exclusive Video]

Get Real. Really?
12/27/10

You know how it feels when you get the opportunity to hang out with a friend that you’ve had for going on 20 years? Well, that’s how we’ve been enjoying for the past few months as we’ve all been showing off what we can do for just such a friend, Shayla LaVeaux. Today happens to be Shayla’s birthday, and today also happens to mark the launch of Shayla’s brand new personal web site. Members here get that access for FREE, and all of Shayla’s members will also get to hang with the rest of us for the same price. We’ve had a saying around here that we’ve used for years: “Things tend to work out.” … Happy Birthday, pretty lady. We love you. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]

Shayla Preparing to Reveal – An Excellent Day
12/25/10

Sometimes simple works best: Merry Christmas. [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]

Appropriate Christmas Ornaments
12/24/10

Don’t you just love presents? In the long list of quirks resulting in social deficiency that we possess around here, not being Politically Correct doesn’t even make the Top 40 list in all probability. Consequently, we feel quite comfortable just saying “Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas” and offering up another collection of gifts that you really shouldn’t share in just your basic family gathering. On the other hand, it does make us feel quite good to be able to offer this to the Members, and if that makes us odd, well, we weird people need love too. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Georgia Adair, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Charlie Lane, Jassie, Moni Michaels, Melissa Lauren, Audrey Hollander, Brittney Skye, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Rita Faltoyano, Michael Ninn]

Nice Things to find Under Your Tree
12/22/10

It’s … a Poetry, Nudity, Gala (Oh, My!) … And for what it’s worth, we’ve never heard tell of Cytherea actually appearing in a home having magically come down the chimney, but we can assure you that she’d be welcome most anywhere we suspect. At the very least she provides a lot of decorative value to the area, regardless of the season. And while we make no claim to Shakespearean aspirations around here, we can do a dandy bit with the Limerick. If you have the time to wander through, you might even enjoy the poetic license. If you just have time to gaze at Cytherea, you’ll definitely enjoy her license to thrill. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]

What Santa Wishes for at the Bottom of the Chimney
12/20/10

Did you know that even porn stars can get jealous when “their” man participates in a scene? Well, strange as it may seem normal human emotions don’t completely abandon a woman just because she’s decided on this rather atypical career choice. On the other hand, even in the presence of these feelings the guy usually gets to escape with all his limbs intact – even if not so much his breath. … If any of you folks out there ever find yourself in this unusual situation, take some advice from someone who’s seen it a lot: Walk away clean, and whatever you do, don’t brag too much. Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, and Anthony demonstrate a point (or two) this time around. That’s handy. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio]

Olivia, of the River and the Angels
12/17/10

If you live long enough, you’ll get an opportunity to use the word “redact” in a sentence. Actually, if you happen to work for one of the various “critical” agencies for the U.S. Government, you’ll probably get to use that word all the time — generally in response to the bellows of all those pesky But The First Amendment is Important! people. On the upside, we use bellows a whole lot more than we use gallows these days, so that seems like progress. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Erica McLean, Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247adultstars.com]

We Wonder as She Wonders ... Festive, Aren't We?
12/13/10

Think about “C’mon Baby Light My Fire” … And if you know anything at all about Cytherea’s “speciality” in her adult performances, you know that if she did in fact light your fire, she could at least put it out all by herself. If you don’t happen to know what we’re talking about with Cytherea, well, you certainly will after a careful perusal of today’s video example. If you don’t understand “C’mon Baby Light My Fire” at all, just check YouTube. You’ll figure it out. And once reaching the video clips, if you wonder why someone in our Video Department went to all the trouble to create the complicated blueprint graphics as the background for the little introductions, we can explain that easily here too. Upon questioning we learned that this resulted from the simple fact that “Cytherea wrote the blueprints on this type of scene.” In addition to Web Geeks, Video Dudes also think they’re funny. … On the upside, you’ll even understand the Classic 60’s song reference at the end of DM’s story too. It’s fun around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Taylor Hayes Video]

Fire in the Hole
12/10/10

Have you ever had a party with a bunch of porn stars and all of the sudden they all decided to pile on each other and pose for naked pictures? … OK. So probably not, but there are a great many worse ways to spend an evening in life. So we decided to look at a life of one of those stars today, and then illustrate her adorned with Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Dee, and Wendy Divine. That’s a heck of a good way to be adorned, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS:Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver]

Party with the Porn Stars
12/7/10

The more philosophically positive around here try to remember today for a different reason than history aficionados. Today, of course, happens to be Chasey Lain’s birthday. Naturally we have always wished the best for Chasey, and she’s (by all accounts, including her own) doing well. She’s actually talking about learning some web design techniques, which would make her a certainly entertaining person around the office. Consequently we’re doing some celebration of our own around here today, and giving a public vote of confidence for another lass that has had career hiccups – albeit those being of a substantially less physically risky than Chasey’s past. As D.Minion says, “We just want everyone to be happy.” [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson, Chasey Lane Video, Isabella Video, Daisy Marie Video]

Happy Birthday Chasey
12/2/10

Each of us brings a unique perspective to life, well, unless you happen to be one of those lacky “Dear God, Don’t Let Me Lose My Job” types in Washington, D.C. of course. Of course gradations of “unique” come into play, and both D.Minion and Sunny Lane certainly represent Whos of Different Hues if you want to look at it that way. Put them both in a Las Vegas hotel room, and you can imagine where the conversation (to say the least) will go. Since we’ve now started serious planning for the upcoming Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, this little soirée seemed the perfect beginning. One thing about Vegas with a boatload of porn stars, you can find soirées out the ying-yang. … There’s another title in there somewhere. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane Exclusive Video, Alexis Texas Exclusive Video, Veronica Hart]

Sunny in Full Soiree