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February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

November 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/02	Now that the Christmas season can officially begin, despite what Southern California retailers have been thinking since before Halloween, we’re taking a moment to appreciate the time of year for its emphasis on retrospect. Words like “tradition,” and “history,” and other such creche phrases (sorry, Lon) bring about a peacefulness, and a comfort with one’s place in the cosmos. Were that not so we would never have the nerve to draw attention to what a half-decade in Risqué evolution has meant. Each of us represents the sum total of our experiences, and the people with whom we’ve come in contact. Were it not for everything that happened in our past, none of us would be in precisely this position today. So we’re showing off a good bit of our past, and hoping sincerely you forgive us our graphic transgressions of the day. (Honestly, some of the graphics are down-right ugly.) If you do nothing else, take a look at what Nikita can draw with a trackball; these were some extraordinary women in wonderful times. Let us borrow a phrase from Prophet Garth, as we offer this representation of, in Risqué’s view, “Back When the Old Stuff was New” … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Chase Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Serenity, Asia Carrera, Taren Steele, Keri Windsor, Kaylan Nicole, Kylie Ireland] (By the way, there are 185 pages in this little trip down Memory Lane. Give yourself some time. Have an eggnog, and enjoy the weekend.)
11/28/02	We would be remiss not to add our Holiday Wishes to all of those you receive today. We hate that. Missing the first time is bad enough, but remissing really sucks. So we’ll leave you with a slice of the appropriate retrospect and the annual words of my favorite uncle, “Have a Happy Turkey Day. Eat Pizza. That will make the turkey happy …” [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Taren Steele]
11/26/02	We’ve just decided to stop trying to make any sense of what we do. After putting together what in retrospect turns out to have been one of our largest single posts ever, we noticed that as a technical matter, this subject rests at best tangentially related to us. Still, when people catch our eye (our experienced and critical eye, actually), it seems worth note. Consequently, we created “A Stormy Brewing on the Horizon” and put it up for you. Hey, Stormy’s funny, and y’all know that’s our favorite characteristic around here. Sexy, willing to get naked, and funny: You’re a shoo-in for accolades. And it’s honestly nice to see success for a woman in the industry who’s not a “twig with tits” as some more crude than any of us here would be. We’re never crude. Really. Swear. So here’s the gig: There are 160 pictures, two video files, and more $5 words than you run across in a typical New Yorker Magazine article. None of this justifies our interest, of course, but it does lead us to one of our favorite excuses: “Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” By the way, we have a special VIP member with us now. Welcome, Daniel. Now let’s just hope he doesn’t figure out the Message Board … [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Risque News Insight]
11/22/02	Kristal was bopping around her new groovy office computer and ran across some pictures she wanted to play with. We think she did some interesting work, and besides we really like Inari and Dee. We figure you will too as Inari and Dee Show us their Cannes … (We’re really incorrigible, really.) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Serenity, Risque News Insight]
11/21/02	Contrary to popular belief, the most powerful person on the planet is not the President of the United States. The President has “checks and balances” and a whole bunch of folks that look over each and every decision, mostly trying to see what personal benefit they can get, but looking nonetheless. The most powerful person in the world is the cable guy. With almost no verifiable supervision, this person (and we admit “guy” may be “girl” ) determines whether or not your Internet business can actually connect to the Internet. They have evolved the “blank stare” into an art form; they can utter the simple phrase, “Hmmm” with devastating accuracy and result. They control our lives, and we can’t vote them out of office; you can’t really even talk to them without developing a nervous tick in your left eye. Dang. We say all this because FINALLY we can get back to work — four modems, two routers, no less than seven “service calls,” and 42 hours later — but who’s really counting? So now you can read about Julia Ann and Dee in Hercules. On the upside, it was worth the wait, and we’ve got an appointment to talk to someone about that nervous tick … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/18/02	Except for the fact that the stupid Broncos embarrassed themselves on national television again, last week was a pretty good week. We figure it must have been because we started the week with Wendy and her birthday celebration. So then we figured we’d just start this week the same way, and keep right on celebrating. This is Wendy at a Hedonism III Bus Stop, and truth is indeed stranger than fiction. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/16/02	The secret to a successful web site may be to know when to “talk” and know when to just show the pretty and sexy women. We don’t often know when to do either of those things ourselves, obviously, but that may still be the secret. This time, we’re opting just to show off our lovely friend, TJ Hart and her “Hart” of an Angel. We’re going to stop talking now. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart]
11/14/02	Ashton View drops (by) and gives us 20 (pictures). Then we use the excuse to try to “dig deep” and explain this Darling coupling between Ava Vincent and Kyle Stone. You know, the trouble with life may be that its simplicity keeps being way too complicated. This line of thought, however, should probably be for another day … [FEATURED TAGS: Ava Vincent, Risque News Insight]
11/13/02	It’s Wednesday, so it must be Night Calls, and the team doesn’t disappoint. That stands to reason, though, since we pointedly pursue only the salient points in all of that upon which we ponitificate. Get the point? It’s probably best just to stop reading now, and relive Night Calls, November 6, 2002. We’re going to find some aspirin. Then we’re going to go look for some more pictures of Amber Michaels … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
11/11/02	Fair warning for Wendy fans: We’re congratulating her on a special day, and you’d best remember your thoughts too. All the folks that went to the members’ party know that Wendy hanging all over you while she’s naked may be one of the finer moments in all of life, and it’s good that we take a moment now and again to thank her for her naked self. It also makes her happy, and a happy Wendy makes for a happy web site. We’re showing off a “Hammock Set with Eric” — but it seems she really had thoughts for the photographer. Maybe the photographer made a mistake about Wendy’s intentions, but he took 40 beautiful B&W pictures regardless … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/9/02	We’re back to the basics here, as the boss-man has suggested we eschew further debate on the various intricacies of mechanical hamsters. We’ve gone back to the pretty women that make our lives such a joy. The upcoming Ashton View Basically Becca DVD has a special scene in it that our members will particularly appreciate. It’s Kristal’s first “on screen” work for us, and we’d forgotten what an adorable shy thing she used to be. She’s still adorable, even without so much of the shyness these days. See what we mean? For the record, as we replayed both the hamster approach and this original one of beautiful women and their fascinating lives, we reached a perhaps obvious conclusion. We have found it an “uplifting” old friend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Lola, Juli Ashton, Becca, Risque News Insight]
11/7/02	We’re just being honest here when we say that most of you should probably just skip this posting. You know how it is when you clean house and get rid of a lot of things that have been cluttering up the place? Well, that happens in offices too, and so we’re just tidying up. Consequently, there’s almost no naked girls in this entry, and it seriously diverges from the fine adult content you’re used to. Still, we promised several members, and even our mom on one thing, and this is the result. You should probably skip the miscellanea and just wait a couple days. Who wants to see yet another hamster anyway? Mascot controversies are worse than quarterback controversies, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Hamster]
11/6/02	We’ve had to crack the Night Calls whip, what with the show airing three weeks in a row for the first time. Those of you that have checked out the new sounds in the chatroom know that we can now do so with sound effects, and that’s a bonus. The crew didn’t seem to mind though as they relived Night Calls, October 30, 2002 with all of its Halloween horror. We jumped right into the act too, as we realized there’s nothing much we like better than naked gouls … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]
11/5/02	D.Minion loves Devinn Lane. D.Minion loves Devinn a lot. A few months ago we sent D.Minion to hang out on the set of Women in Uniform with Devinn Lane. What the heck were we thinking? In a posting that rivals the convention stories for length, D.Minion makes clear that she loves Devinn Lane. On the upside, we also have 113 pictures that show why this may just be a simple matter of good taste. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Asia Carrera, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, April, Tanya Danielle, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
11/4/02	You’ve heard the expression “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most,” we presume. That about sums it up with this posting of what happened behind the scenes of last year’s Playboy Magazine feature on “The Top Women in Porn.” True to our form, we give you the inside scoop … like Julia Ann’s horse, and Juli’s brief brush with surfing. You’ll even get to see Kristal as a golf tee for a dominatrix. We’re not sure what this all means, but then that’s the beauty of the extemporaneous: We really can’t be held responsible … [FEATURED TAGS: Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
11/2/02	As the weather gets colder and people are wearing more and more clothing, well, it’s good to live in Los Angeles. More to the point for the rest of the world, we’ve decided to take the positive step of sharing some more Cheyenne Silver with you. If 108 pictures of Cheyenne don’t warm you up, you have much larger problems. We suggest you consider running up your credit card bills … Screw the heirs! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

May 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/02	Warning! You’re going to get a blatent sales pitch to help out our good friend and all-around helpful nudist, by asking you to visit DEE’S STORE, which is (finally) starting to take shape. This woman takes an awesome picture, and she has some new movies, too. What more could you ask? Oh, right. Now we’ll return you to your regularly anticipated “New Stuff.” For those of you that like to read about all the really good times that porn stars get to have, in exotic foreign locations, well, we’ve got the story for you. For those of you that don’t, well, just click on the little camera icon at the top and get right to the 46 pictures. There, now that wasn’t too painful, was it? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine]
5/27/02	Well, today’s a day where we’re all supposed to remember something about all the “brave men and women” that died. Now that’s admirable, but just a little depressing to have to do every year. So this year we decided to remember something vastly happier: We remembered our Russians, and it sort of goes along with the theme, because we lost a lot of people fighting the Russians, right? Well, maybe not blantently, but it seems when I was growing up that’s what we were supposed to believe about all the spies and such. Anyway, our Russians are Vicca and Nikita, and they’re definitely made for lovin’ not fightin’. Works for us. Enjoy your holiday, and your freedom. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, D.Minion]
5/26/02	The Message Board would seem to indicate that the color of the day is purple, which we all know rhymes with Maple Syrpl. More importantly we have an intoxicating photo set of Juli introducing a beautiful young Hungarian woman to the joys of bi-sexual play. We call it Sapphic Pursuits in Birthday Suits. We also promise you that the pictures are much better than the title. Hey, it’s the weekend … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Krisz, Risque News Insight]
5/22/02	Risqué announced today the official signing of Georgia (now) Adair with the Management Company. That’s nice, and we’re sure she’ll do well for everyone involved with her. THEN Risqué gave us 69 pictures to look at. That’s very nice, and will do well for all of us. Kristal chose to celebrate a little more intimately with the lovely newbie. Apparently, it pays to be Risqué … Go see Georgia and congratulate her too. This is going to be fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers]
5/21/02	Our lovely Ms. Ashton saves the day again as fans wonder what the heck happened to New Stuff. While the rest of us are plowing through the site redesign, calling in favors, bribing talented friends with beer and pizza, and generally burning the midnight oil (Well, we’re burning the oil we’re not slathering on each other, that is.), Juli gives us a double-whammy for her ever-increasing photo archives. First we have Juli with Shayla and Katja Kean, looking all pretty and sexy, right before getting all hot and sweaty, actually, in Consenting Adults. Then, in a Katja encore, Juli lets us peek into the inner workings of her Ashton View Promotions and shows off more of the Danish Damsel in the process, coincidentally plugging yet another Ashton View product, Buried Treasure. Clever lass, that Juli. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Katja Kean]
5/14/02	For those of you that missed the cam show featuring Kristal Summers and our buddy Julia Ann, we have a surprise for you. We have another Cam Show Replay!(Applause. Applause. The crowd goes wild. Chaos ensues. Authorities close in. Artists escape into the throng.) Actually it probably comes as a surprise even to those of you that caught the show, because we generally rely upon the kindness of strangers when it comes to video files. Hey, that’s good: “We have always relied upon the kindness of strangers.” We should write that down. Oh. We just did. Time to go home. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
5/13/02	Well the office is abuzz about the upcoming annual Jamaica Jaunt, and Wendy provides the tease for this particular venture. Those of us stuck back in the office don’t really savor this sort of posting, but the rest of you may likely drool over Ms. Divine. Maybe if we work hard and smile a lot we’ll get to go to Hedonism too some day. Until then, we’ll have to content ourselves to look at even more beautiful pictures of places we don’t get to visit, but we’re not bitter. (Sniffle.) [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Risque News Insight]
5/10/02	There are a multitude of reasons in the list that describes why Juli Ashton is truly an extraordinary woman. There are even more examples in life of the wonderful impact she has had on the sex lives and sexual awakenings of adults around the world. We know: We get emails all the time. When we were putting together this latest collection of pictures from Juli, we got a little hint of maybe why she has been this successful: This woman loves her sexuality, and when she performed, she loved to show it off. As you look through the 40 pictures of Juli playing with Shayla LaVeaux and Devon Wolf in Darling, we hope you can pick up on this too. Sure you can see graphic sex (so skip this one if you don’t want to), but more than that, you can see the girls were honestly having a great time. It’s good to have fun with sex. It’s good to relax and let (or help) yourself enjoy it. And take it from us, it’s very good to know Juli. She’s truly remarkable. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux]
5/8/02	We’ve been all kinds of busy around here, what with Dee hanging around the office naked all the time, and all. Somehow we managed to convince ourselves that a massive overhaul of the “engine” of this web site was just what the doctor ordered. Then we started in on it. Now we’re looking to shoot that doctor. While we’re searching for the dastardly dude, you get to see a very little bit of the new structure with the introduction of our new Adult Diary columnist, Dee. She’s trying hard here, so be kind, and if all else fails look at all the pretty pictures of Dee around the world. More to follow. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Risque News Insight]
5/3/02	We all kind of just pitch in around here — even the lovely women we represent. When we were short a still photographer for a scene being shot at the house, Wendy Divine volunteered to come over and “do the duty,” an atypical duty for her. She has a great eye as you can see from the shots she recorded of our new leader Dee breaking in Marc Anthony. She has a great many other things too, as you can see from the beautiful “fetish” shots she brought by the office to post with D.Minion’s story too. This is one good-looking (and talented it seems) woman. Glad to have her around … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Dee, D.Minion]

Stars:Dee| Georgia Adair| Inari Vachs| Juli Ashton| Katja Kean| Kristal Summers| Krisz| Nikita| Shayla LaVeaux| Vicca| Wendy Divine

Year:2002

Month:May

April 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/02	The word “Euphoria” evokes a great many emotions. Very low on that list are 22-hour work days, near death experiences, and performing oral sex on someone who pauses to regurgitate. Somehow, though, all of these elements combined to make Wicked Picures’ Euphoria by far the top award winning video of last year. D.Minion was on set to document some of the seeming disasters and take 50 pictures of beautiful women in various stages of undress. For those of you that are new to her, that is precisely D.Minion’s definition of Euphoria … Go see why. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Felecia, Ava Vincent, Sydnee Steele, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion]
4/29/02	We thought we’d best get back to something a little more normal around here, and then we thought, “What’s normal in this office?” Considering that not too much occurs around here that anyone would call “normal” in any conventional sense of the term, we decided to just stop that train of thought real speedy quicko. Then we thought, “Well, Night Calls is sort of normal.” So we went and posted D.Minion’s latest insights into the show. Check out Night Calls from February 20th, 2002, and then let us know if you can think of anything else that’s even sort of normal around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, D.Minion]
4/27/02	In a stark break from tradition, we’ve come up with some personal insight into an actual news item. You may have seen on the evening news, or are going to see on the evening news, or would have seen if you had watched the evening news, an item about a biker-gang shooting in the vacation town of Laughlin, Nevada. It happened at 2:15 in the morning at the casino in “Harrah’s.” This year marked the 20th anniversary of the “Laughlin River Run” attended by Harley Davidson enthusiasts from around the country. This year marked Playboy TV’s first connection with the festivities. This year was unfortunately the first marred by death and serious injury, which had absolutely nothing to do with Playboy TV, but had to do with something we absolutely don’t understand. Inari Vachs tells a tale of irony and attempting to keep a humorous mood in the aftermath. We cope as we can in Late Breaking Nudes — the tale of her trip and its surreal escape from the tiny town along the Arizona border. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight]
4/26/02	While we’re on the webcast steamroller, we thought we’d offer up another peek at the fine performances put on by Devinn Lane in her shows. D.Minion dropped by when Kristal was Devinn’s guest, and, well, the predictable happened. What actually surprised us is how different Kristal looked as a blonde. She wants us to take a poll so you can let her know which look you prefer. We should mention that if you pick blonde, though, we’ll all make fun of you … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
4/22/02	It’s the boss man’s birthday today, so everybody gets to go home before midnight. Yeah! Well, everyone except those of us who happen to have the responsibility for putting up this posting. Dang, I’ll probably miss all the jalapeño poppers and be left with American beer. Hey … wait a minute … I’m in a closed office filled with porn and a file cabinet with the home phone numbers of porn stars … Change of plans: I’m staying here and looking at the cool pictures from Juli’s Screen Playagain … Then maybe I’ll make some phone calls. D.Minion and I will be the ones that don’t have a hangover tomorrow. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Charlie, Rayveness, Taren Steele, Vicca]
4/19/02	It had to happen. It was only a matter of time. We’ve finally completely lost our collective mind. We’ll miss it. In an amazingly unimportant posting we give all of you a chance to spend a day at Universal Studios, Hollywood, with Georgia (and Emily). At least we have the decency to show you some naked pictures of her first, and we make it really easy for you to skip the touristy stuff entirely. We’re crazy, but we’re not mean. See our “Reasons to have Georgia on your mind.” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Julia Ann]
4/18/01	It appears to be Kristal Summers Day around here as she’s breaking in the new cam system with her virgin solo appearance. She’s updated her journal, and D.Minion has given us a look at Kristal, and more than just a look, at our old buddy Shayla. This one’s for you, Pat. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, D.Minion]
4/16/02	Juli pops in with a double feature from Ashton View’s Buried TreasureandConsenting Adults. In the latest “Grab Bag” installment, Juli lets us in on some behind the camera facts about the Playboy TV series Essentially Juli, and then she lets us in on some in front of the camera antics with Heaven Leigh and Ted Hunter, and then Juli, Alexandra Silk, and our (then new) friend Devinn Lane party on. The behind the camera trivia is interesting; the on-camera antics are very interesting. It’s good to be Juli. It’s almost as good to be a member … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Heaven Leigh, Devinn Lane, Alexandra Silk]
4/15/02	On this very special day in America, we at Adult Diary are going out on a limb and giving you something decidedly NON-Taxing. We have so many pictures of Inari and Dee having their way with two fortunate fellows that you’ll probably even forget about income tax entirely. Even if you don’t forget, it makes the pain a lot easier, as the girls “bare” some for you. Fortunately the 100 pictures are a lot better than our jokes … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs]
4/8/02	While we’re shuffling through the umpteen thousand photographs that result from D.Minion being on a distant continent with Devinn Lane and Sydnee Steele for two weeks, we thought we’d take a little time out for some self satisfaction. Well, we’ll show you some self satisfaction, and you can do as you please from that point. This is Keri’s Dandy Diddle from Darling, and we thought that up all by ourselves. More importantly, it’s our old friend, and beautiful woman, Keri Windsor: Tie one on! … Then buy the movie here. (That way D.Minion will quit bugging us to plug her catalogue.) [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Windsor]
4/5/02	D.Minion’s back with Night Calls from February 6th, yeah! It turned out to be the last show for regular “Call Girls” Inari and Dee. BOO! Despite the idiots that made this lame-brained decision at Playboy TV, the show was entertaining and involved a roll-around sex swing, hot oil massages, and the luscious Jessica Drake. It’s almost enough to make you forget the cold shafting that our friends Inari and Dee got. It’s at least enough to make you want to read the story and see what all the spanking was about … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath Video, Inari Vachs, Dee, Jessica Drake, Violet Blue, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
4/2/02	Inari’s up for some major new positions with Playboy TV, and while she was over to talk about our strategy, we got to looking through some picture files we hadn’t seen in awhile. We “found” our old friend Michele Morgan, well, Inari “found” her to a very different degree than I did, but it was fun to watch. This series will take a little while to post, but let’s just start with On Bed with Michele Morgan. Then we’ll let Inari take the lead. [FEATURED TAGS: Michele Morgan, Risque News Insight]
4/1/02	On the beginning of this post-Easter week we take a moment to reflect amidst a typically appropriate insight from Deb. Deb’s turning a new page on Deb’s Diary now, and we’re going to miss her a lot around here. I couldn’t think of a better way to say goodbye than to “rerun” my personal favorite of all the wild and wacky Deb’s Diary entries. I encourage you to seek her out, and support her wherever she ends up. I encourage you to stay with us, too, though. Basically, we’re just an encouraging lot around here. Don’t turn around, or you’ll turn to salt because, as members know … “Jesus is the Marshmallow.” Bye Deb. [FEATURED TAGS: Jesus is the Marshmallow]

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