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April 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/23 Mia Austin

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Alyssa Lynn – Mia Austin – Kenna James – Diana Prince – Chantelle Fox – Rachel James

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/29/23 Kristal Summers, Julia AnnThe majority of the people on the planet have likely been in a conversation where a friend brings up a topic that quickly leads to a tangent from two decades earlier. Not many of these people, however, will likely find themselves in the exact same chair as they were the first time this story came up — albeit sitting in front of a vastly superior computer. Fortunately for everyone here, we do not encourage you at this time to think about 20-year-old chairs. You might, however, want to think about Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, and Julia Ann. They may not make Architectural Digest any time soon, be each remains Art unto Herself. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann] 
4/28/23 Jenna Jameson ... and othersThe “real” NFL Draft starts late today, in case you were confused by the 66 picks that come before the office favorite even gets a chance to crush some poor college player’s dreams of where he hoped he’d be drawing some huge salary finally. Truth be told, only a single person in the office really cares, but since he signs the checks, well, we all care. Mostly, though, we care about the Draft Day Bonus we’ve added to this time around. Superstars as pups certainly qualify as interesting, but Maverick as a pup too? That picture with Heather Vuur alone would be worth the price of admission. Of course Jenna fans might disagree. [STAR TAGS: Jenna Jameson Video, Eva Tiffany Video, Meghan Sweet, Hanna Reilly, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven]


4/26/23 Chantelle Fox

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Any bed. Any time.

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/25/23 Alesandra Noir

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Rebel on the LOOZ

[STAR TAGS: Alessandra Noir Exclusive Video]

4/24/23 Asami UemuraWe have been trying to explain porn stars to people literally for decades now. No matter what you might guess, they are actually just like everybody else, with hopes, dreams, frustrations and plans. They’re just not shy. … Some of them, as it turns out, even like normal things like Hello Kitty, an understanding that brought our New Guard to begin coverage of Hello Titty 12 today. As it turns out, other than the clever pun, those two concepts really have nothing else in common. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Asami Uemura Video]

4/23/23 Jana Jordan

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Roam and Hearth pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Jana Jordan Video, Michael Ninn]

 

4/22/23 Dee in JamaicaSimple math tells us (no matter how much we hate cussing in just the second word of a sentence) that on your first birthday you have actually begun your second year. Of course these minor nuances do not matter so much in the earlier years as they might in the later ones. Our conclusion thus far has been simply that not all birthdays are created equal. Some have Dee, for example, a condition that makes basically anything in life better. These might also include video references to fine achievements, making the age of the Assistant Director insignificant to the meaning. So, yeah … that. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Audrey Hollander Exclusive Video, Justine Joli Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
4/20/23 Kaylan NicoleSome people simply do not understand the warmth and serenity provided by an old pickup truck. Of course we feel sorry for those people if for no other reason than they get really upset if something dings their door in a parking lot. Then again, folks tend to prioritize a lot of silly things, so today we’ll ponder all the fun things one can store in the center console of an old pickup truck before considering an entirely different kind of “Serenity” in our quest. The Russell Wilson comments sure take on a new meaning all these years later, and yet the women remain as beautiful and vibrant as ever. Curious, that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kaylan Nicole Video, Serenity Video, Devinn Lane, Missy, Doria, Taylor Hayes, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]

4/19/23 Good Friends of Ginger

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Poon Party Hearty

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Sharon Mitchell Video, Ami Rodgers Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video]

4/17/23 Kaz B

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All That Kaz can B

[STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/16/23 Shayla LaVeaux & Jenna Haze

Shayla

Years in the Waiting

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish]

4/15/23 Ginger Lynn

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In More Sane Times

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/12/23 Cytherea

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Treks o’ Yore

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]

4/10/23 Anna LovatoWe all face literally hundreds of decisions in any given day. Granted, we do not even think about the vast majority of them, but there can be dozens of “reasons” that we decide upon a path we take — or do not take. Of course one does not often see quite beautiful people bopping about in the background — sort of — of an adult movie scene. Then again, allegedly Babe Runners had a seven-figure budget, so maybe they could simply afford a high-dollar temptation in their Kamikaze Replicant scene. If nothing else, it gives you something unusual — and quite lovely, as mentioned — to look at. It also adds a whole new meaning to going out with a bang. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Jasmine Black Video]
4/9/23 Priya Rai

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Gina West – Roxy Jezel – Kelly Nichols – Hope – Christiana Cinn – Priya Rai

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/8/23 Ginger, Lynn Ray

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The Butler Did Them

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video]

4/7/23 Chantelle Fox

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Rock that Fetish

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/6/23 Kristal SummersAs the NFL Draft approaches we decided to check out what Kristal Summers and Dee were doing a few years ago when we didn’t care about the draft then either. This happens in two situations, basically. When your team happens to be really good, by rule you end up drafting well into the crap shoot territory, no matter what hype or “round” that may be. When your team happens to suck even after trading away draft position so that it would not suck, well, then you really don’t care. We mean about the draft. Despite being decidedly into the “what the hell, somebody has to win the lottery” position before even getting a chance at new players in football, we still care about Kristal and Dee a lot. One needs priorities, you know. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
4/4/23 Selma Sins

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Captivating in English | y en Español

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4/1/23 Zoey Holloway, Charlie LaineTraditionally one should post a super funny, completely and obviously absurd, update today. All of this would then be followed with the classic “April Fools!” … This exclamation serves, it seems, as complete validation for any horrible thing you might do, sort of a Trumpian Get Out of Anger Free card. Then we saw the Washington Post list of major corporate “Fools” and quickly decided, “Yeah … we cannot compete with that.” So we decided instead to highlight a decidedly not foolish lesbian adventure featuring Risqué Business favorite Charlie Laine — both in photographs and video. In this way, they cannot compete with us. … So neener-neener. We are a tad disappointed that the Panera Breadbowl Hot Tub was not real, though. Sigh. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Zoey Holloway Video]

June 2022 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/22 Cheyenne SilverContrary to the popular song from the 1970s, when reading signs, we prefer “Do this. DO do that.” Granted, although theoretically stocked with long-haired, freaky people, we’re fairly certain we have never in three decades had five men in the office at one time, electrical or not. We have lots of fun women, however, and we do love things that make us laugh. For example, as our own Cheyenne Silver demonstrate in this photo, should you have some bizarre inclination to ride a dirt bike in shorts and sandals, you should only do this while it’s still strapped to the trailer and the truck is not moving. Good signs are all around us. [STAR TAGS: Meaghan Stanfill Video] 
6/28/22 Beth Bennet

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Beth, We Hear Her Crawling

[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars]

6/27/22 Angel, Friend of Ginger

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Angel on Earth

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Cody Nicole Video]

6/26/22 Risque CyCam

Cythereas

Our Exclusive CyCam Debuts

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

6/25/22 Marie McCray

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Confusing Fantasy pics | vid

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6/24/22 Brooke BannerRemember those June Cleaver, Marion Cunningham sorts of homemakers we always used to adore on television. Well, you will not be thinking of either of these two roles as you watch Brooke Banner put her spin (and, y’know, spit) on a similar role. Granted we have no idea what Mickey G. might have been thinking about as he was trying to keep up, but we feel safe in assuming it had nothing whatsoever to do with “Mrs. C” during this time. Then again, human sexuality can be a very weird thing. To each their (consenting adults) own, we say. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Banner Video] 
6/23/22 Nikki Phoenix

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Freak Out & Dance

[STAR TAGS: Nikki Phoenix Exclusive Video]

6/22/22 Sasha Heart

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Spit Shine | pics

[STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Veronica Veracruz]

6/21/22 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Even a Bit Wilder

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Crystal Wilder Video]

6/20/22 Bobbi Starr

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Wishing Upon a Bobbi Starr

[STAR TAGS: Jenna Haze Video, Bobbi Star Video]

6/18/22 Charlie Laine

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Another Memory Laine

[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video, Charlie Laine, Michael Ninn]

6/16/22 Aiden Starr and Ginger

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Boob Boinkin’

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Aiden Starr Video]

6/15/22 Shayla in Gibby's Shirt

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The Shirt Hits the Fan

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

6/14/22 Shayla LaVeaux

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Putting the Ardor in Adorable

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

6/13/22

Karli and ZoeyIf you find a bed frame for sale at a reasonable price, of course when you arrive to look at it the woman selling the furniture happens to be beautiful, home alone, and already drinking wine. Oh! And of course she finds it perfectly reasonable to try out the bed with you in order that you might be sure the frame will be suitable for your intended purpose. Such would be the lives you find depicted in our industry. As far as we know, you will not find these lives anywhere else out in the real world, just so you know. [STAR TAGS: Karlie Montana Video, Zoey Holloway Video]

6/12/22 Ariella Ferrera

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Amber Lynn – Raylene – Bella Reese – Christiana Cinn – Ariella Ferrera – Zoey Foxx

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/11/22

Inari, Kristal, DeeSocial Progress can be a very tough thing to measure. Fighting for it day after day, year after year, even decade after decade, can be a wearing enterprise. Generally it takes looking backward in order to see real Proof of Progress, which coincidentally happens to be our theme today. (OK, so it really does not qualify as much of a coincidence, as we plan these updates weeks or months in advance, but since life generally needs more happy accidents, we’re going with the term.) Rather than horrify everyone with yet another Inari Vachs and Dee update for a second day in a row, though, this time we added Kristal Summers and Misty Stone. We found them coincidentally too. Besides, Misty definitely qualifies as progress over the last twenty years. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Photos, Inari Vachs Exclusive Photos, Kristal Summers Exclusive Photos, Misty Stone]

6/10/22

Inari Vach and DeeSome stories in this industry — as with life — evolve over a period of years. Having always defined ourselves as an “Adult Diary” of experiences of those who consciously shun the more conventional thinking when it comes to sexuality and its expression, this tends to work out well for us. A story of a young starlet who came and went without much “popular” notice, for example, might take on a much enhanced meaning when viewed aided by the maturity that only comes with experience. Sitting as we find ourselves now with over three decades of inside knowledge, we can draw more intricate conclusions from youthful happiness and commercial jewelry shoots, for example. … We never said experience always makes things less complicated, only that it can bring a clarity of understanding. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Photos, Inari Vachs Exclusive Photos, Tenaya Exclusive Video]

6/9/22 Assessing Peter North

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Directionally Motivated

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

6/8/22 Cytherea

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Lapidary Dance Precision

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

6/7/22 Chantell Fox

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Barn Do Minimum

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/6/22 Kristal Summers

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Plan and Deen

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

6/5/22 Cyprus IslesQuite a few factors can go into the decision to produce an adult movie, but as when facing many paths in life, choosing based upon potential revenue tends to be right up there with really important factors. As one wants to keep the gravy train rolling, studios will on occasion come up with a relatively simple concept like Sticky Smiles (not about cotton candy) and then tie together a group of scenes that comport to this conceit. Or not. In a purely technical sense, we’ll admit that perhaps some sort of cohesion (if you’ll pardon the image) exists, but lazy producers will occasionally forget about tying the theme into the plot. … Of course these producers might question, “What’s a plot?” So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Katie Weale Video, Cindy Behr Video, Cyprus Isles Video, Stacey Saran Video, Daisy Rock Video, Jamie Brooks Video]
6/4/22 Ginger Lynn, Noah Angel

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Old Testament Angel

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Noah Angel Video]

6/3/22 SyvetteBeing “Born a Rebel” could probably apply to pretty much anybody in the adult business. You do not have to be an on-camera performer to have family and life-long friends suddenly ghost you when they find out about the career choice you have made. For the record, posing the query, “What? You’ve never had sex?” does not turn out to be much of a winning argument when you’re talking to your mother, so you might save some time and just skip that one. On the upside, people under a similar attack tend to band together, and you can end up with a whole different set of life-long friends. As a distinct upside, a great many of them look excellent naked and don’t mind showing you. (Take THAT, High School Reunion.) [STAR TAGS: Syvette Video]
6/2/22 Cytherea

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Time to Tan the Tub

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

6/1/22 Sara Luv

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Lickety Spit | pics

[STAR TAGS: Serena Blair, Sara Luvv, Sasha Heart]

June 2020 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/25/20 babesYou knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to the merits of caramel ice cream. You might wish that not to happen, but if you know anything about us at all, you clearly knew those hopes were in vain. On the upside, we did manage a ménage à trois illustration with a man most famous as basically a caricature of himself along with two suitably festive female companions. So be brave. Ask yourself that one question: Do you feel lucky? [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video, Zoey Holloway Video]
6/24/20 LolaWe finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video]
6/21/20 Aubrey Addams

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Aubrey Addams – Dillion Harper – Skin Diamond – Jacky Joy – Nina Hartley – Little Stella Marie

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/19/20 Sabrina Rose and Renee PerezIt seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our Lesbian Springtime look at the wildly divergent ways that different companies approach a distinctly popular niche in our strange little world. You could, of course, choose rather to try and figure out if when you go outside into the world because you must you will be mocked for wearing a mask, or perhaps mocked for not wearing a mask. You could wonder how “a million requests” to attend a campaign rally might possibly result in thousands of unused seats in an event center that holds only 19,000 people when completely packed. Our suggestion will be to consider the consenting women playing with each other, because those other things will just depress you. [STAR TAGS: Sabrina Rose Video, Renee Perez Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Laine Video, Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn]

6/17/20 Aletta Blue

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Cop a Please | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Aletta Blue Video]

6/14/20 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars Redux

Technological “Evolution” | video

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/13/20 Jana JordanContemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide an altogether more pleasant pressure on you. You probably should not invite 20 friends to come over and celebrate with you in your home, but we’re fairly certain this would not constitute typical behavior anyway. [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Michael Ninn]
6/10/20 Asia CarreraWe know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on acting like trained monkeys. Have you noticed? [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video]
6/7/20 Japanese WomanUse a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that examining principles with the aid of beautiful naked women assists in the scientific endeavor a great deal. So we do that too. [STAR TAGS: Japanese Erotica]
6/4/20 Madelyn MarieSeriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to enjoy a coffee break, though. We consider this a public service, because in our experience not many people do it this way. Honestly it’s a lot more interesting than talking about Luke Skywalker and Harrison Ford before he became offensive. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video]
6/3/20 Bonnie Skye

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Personal Use | video

[STAR TAGS: Bonnie Skye Video]

August 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/12

All of us get used to a certain amount of unfairness in life, otherwise we could never watch young people eat like it will be their last meal without slapping them every time they picked up a napkin. A half dozen Krispy Kremes, you say? You’d like a double bacon cheeseburger with extra-large fries, and yet you’ll remain annoyingly thin? … SLAP! … Of course unfairness in life does not limit itself to caloric intake, but it always seems to surprise us when it comes from family. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Kristal Summers and some dude. But we’re not bitter or anything.
8/26/12

Mysteries of the concept of “Lost and Found” bear fruit today, while fully-ripened friends, Jana Cova and Isabella bare … well, other things. Of course certain of their parts bear a distinct resemblance, when bare, to certain fruits, so that could possibly tie this all together in a (freshness) pinch. Basically we have decided to simply follow ancient advice: Be fruitful and multiply, or at least practice the multiplying part. (OK. So these are both women, obviously, and the whole multiplying part really won’t work no matter how hard they try, but how far does one really need to take a metaphor on an adult site, really?) [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Isabella Video]

Isabella & Jana: Blended Beauties
8/22/12

Generally when someone talks about a thing being “rock hard” in this business, odds would be good that they do not refer to actual rocks — you know, really solid chunks of the earth, broken off into pieces suitable for throwing at someone you catch using their “rock hard” part in an inappropriate manner. … In our case, however, sometimes we really do happen to be talking about rocks, in this case with petroglyphs displayed on them. Of course in this particular circumstance we utilize the liquid talents of Cytherea to demonstrate our solid reasoning, so we’re reasonably certain not to get fired because of the effort. We will stop and send you off to your adventures today before we blow it by trying to extend a metaphor too far, but just so you know: A cigar is never just a cigar in this place. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

All in All, Cytherea is Much Prettier
8/18/12

Some things in life we still do not understand. One of the byproducts of the Olympic coverage on television — at least in Southern California — included a massive run of new commercials for Honda. Now we admit that all of us over a certain young age have heard commercials featuring sound tracks that made us just a little sad. Most of us in this office, for example, were just getting used to Steppenwolf hocking insurance when the new Honda advertisements hit the air. As near as we can tell, no one told any of the Honda executives what Judas Priest stood for back in the day. But at least they were a British band, so that maybe counts for something during the London Olympics. On a completely unrelated note of confusion, Kristal Summers opens for a Pearl of a Shayla LaVeaux post with another round of “Wrestling Boys” today. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

He's Got Another Thing Coming
8/13/12

Except for the fact that everyone now has to start getting out of bed “early” again, the risqué commune offices have quite the celebration going on — interestingly beginning immediately after the Closing Ceremonies concluded. Clearly not everyone shares the feelings of universal fellowship that watching highly dedicated and gifted individuals either succeed or fail spectacularly can bring. All in all, none of us mind that when we screw up in a really major fashion somewhat fewer than 4 billion people drop by to share in the experience. None of us mind Maverick’s confusion on which celebratory event he has Natalia Forrest representing either. By the way, if 4 billion of you do want to join and watch her, we would be fine with that. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Ford, Brooklyn Lee, Missy Martinez Video, Zoey Holloway Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars]

Natalia. Closing. Opening. Whatever.
8/10/12

Although we did not know it until learning a bit of “Brit” over these Olympics, apparently we regularly strive to avoid things going sixes and sevens at risqué. Also we have remembered that we need to tell the new Photoshop boss that despite what D.Minion may assert, there is in fact such a thing as too many puppy pictures. On the upside, DM and her ChickaDees took over 200 photos NOT of small domestic animals on the Dallas XXX, Day Three set. You may well find those more interesting. [FEATURED TAGS: Brooklyn Lee Exclusive Video, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Ford]

Dang, have we been there.
8/6/12

The Brits had quite a resurgence in the Olympic games over the weekend, leading in our case to a bevy of “In your FACE, DM!” sorts of emails traveling across the ocean in this direction. While as a group we obviously enjoy a fine, good-natured competitive ribbing amongst ourselves, we Americans really had to admire how polite the British have turned out to be. Maybe you have not noticed, but instead of their own national anthem, every time a British citizen wins a gold medal they insist upon listening to a heart-warming rendition of My Country ’Tis of Thee. You know, maybe they have forgiven us for that whole Revolutionary War thing. … Toward a similar end, Inari Vachs and Cytherea help us with an other-parts-warming exhibition today. God Save the Queens. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Cytherea]

Just the Inari part of our warming up exercises.
8/4/12

Most of us have probably heard New Jersey referred to as “The Garden State” — although if you have only flown in and out of there, or seen the state on television, you might have trouble understanding how in the world they ever came up with that motto, seeing as how most people do not associate a peaceful communing with nature and New Jersey. Regardless, as it turns out, England has a Garden State too, and Maverick introduces us to one of its finest natural resources today. Then we throw in a bit of “Garden” a la Michael Ninn, simply as a helpful counterpoint. We will tell you this much from the outset, however: We don’t exactly get “peaceful” out of these either. “Pieceful” perhaps …. [FEATURED TAGS: Tori Black, Rayveness Video, Anais Video, Crystal Coxxx, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Tori Black. Also “Pieceful” …
8/2/12

Never having seen a water polo match in her life, D.Minion and her “ChickaDees” nevertheless spent a significant part of today watching a contest between the U.S. and the U.K., happily shouting, “In your FACE, Mav!” every time the Americans scored. While this may not say much for sportsmanship here in the office, it does say a bit regarding loyalty. For example, we welcome in a new (typically unnamed) Team Risqué member today, while noting the fine Pearls of Wisdom provided by Shayla LaVeaux. … If nothing else we do remain a loyal group, as D.Minion’s Minions still call themselves ChickaDees even though Dee has been retired going on six years now. Our new fellow has much to look forward to — or maybe much to fear. One can never tell. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Julia Ann]

See how wise the Pearls are?