Imagine our surprise, then, when the woman happened to be the exemplary Bobbi Starr. There she was, all naked and stuff, hanging out in a prop area, wearing nothing but jewels. Yeah, that’s exactly how it happened. [If you’ve joined this site, we all assume we don’t really need a sarcasm sign to flash at moments like this. If you’re new, however, we will admit that this last assertion was a fib. You can tell Photoshop when you see it, right? Nobody wears jewels like that on a set. We had to add those.]
Honestly, it may come as a complete surprise, but they don’t really hire the people to be in front of the camera in show business because they’re really, really smart. That said, a surprising number of these actor-types do have rather impressive brains. Of course if the outside of a person looks like theirs tend to, a lot of people really don’t look much deeper than that. Presumably this sad fact can be frustrating to the physically-blessed folks, but none of us can speak from any personal experience. (This would presumably be a good thing, right?) We will tell you from personal experience, however, that Bobbi happens to be not only beautiful, but exceptionally bright. [Best bets would indicate that an entire bevy of “B-words” could apply to her as well. Bodacious. Bold. Occasionally a bit Brassy. Basically Benevolent. And in this case, Bare-assed. We could go on, but that should be sufficient to get the point across. Besides, if you get Cheyenne Silver and alliteration all in one day, you should likely be careful you don’t over indulge – at least with the alliteration part.]
As it turns out, Bobbi on this day happened to be starring in a movie tentatively called Anal Only. [I tried to advise the executive-types hanging around that they should change the name to Butt, of Course. You might be surprised at how often people simply ignore my really good advice, though. It’s sad.] Adam & Eve had put a little twist on the basic (and not-so-cleverly obvious) premise as Bobbi explained it. Rather than just have a movie where each scene included a position involving anal sex, this show would feature all the positions being anal. Hey, at least it’s different, and that’s hard to do when it comes to the XXX business. [With more and more companies trying to crank out mindless porn, we do rather enjoy the few remaining groups that at least attempt to put some thought into their product. This wouldn’t be near the top of the list of things that Adam & Eve has done for the industry – or the world of sexual awareness in general – but the little things in life count too. ( … This would most definitely be a good thing, by the way.)]
We found the fact that Bobbi had a couple of comely film students documenting her on set this day even more interesting, though. [They just can’t stay away from the puns around here. I try to warn them. I really do.] Suffice it to say that when you think of the term “co-ed” these two would fit the bill perfectly. The angle of their piece (as compared to the angle of the male actor’s, naturally), [See?] had not so much to do with a woman in the porn business, but rather an avowed Feminist doing a movie of this nature. Apparently a significant portion of this production will include segments where the stars talk about the physical and even psychological components of the act of anal sex too. [We obviously don’t know how much the editors will cut in the final product, but at least in Bobbi’s interview it also included quite a bit of information on the potential biological ickiness as well.]
Well, we’re still in the middle of trying out the limits of our new “CyCAM” so one of us did have the task of trying it out on this set too. The still photos do capture color well, as you can see, but the video feature of the little camera does fall quite a few degrees short of a professional level we found out. [Still they do turn out to be perfect for use with Cytherea, as you’ll all witness soon.] Then we took inspiration from Bobbi herself and found a use for it anyway – at least with a sufficient application of post-production magic. Also, we were able to once again demonstrate the amazing usefulness of a Polka. That’s always a bonus. We’ve also included another video compilation today, rather more of the sneaky voyeur nature, but one that also happens to feature Bobbi Starr. Imagine that. [Yeah, we’re clever that way.]
Bottom line, as it were, we didn’t stay long enough to talk to Bobbi at much length, but she has now certainly risen up the list of women we’d like to find out more about. We love that. Also we made the sincere promises to the “SSMM” at Adam & Eve to keep an eye out for the show. [OK. So I’ll have yet another talk with the writers about the use of puns. It’s a losing battle, though.]
It’s good to have a plan. [It’s better to have a plan that involves beautiful naked women.]
