Shayla LaVeaux on Becoming a Porn Star

Becoming a Porn Star

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by Boren Wuffet

Shayla had her Twitter account shut down temporarily this week, because apparently you can show all the hard core sex you want in your Twitter feed, but heaven forbid you show bare breasts on your profile picture. Now probably a lot of very smart and very dedicated people came up with this line of demarcation, and they could probably give us very sound and convincing reasons for the decision, you know, if we could get them to answer the question — which we will never be able to do. Figuring out where to draw the censorship line is complicated enough without having to actually explain yourself. That really sucks. … You will find @ShaylaLaVeaux back up now, but we put together a little bit of a tribute to perspective for Shayla, just to make her laugh. Feel free to laugh along and stop thinking about weird Twitter rules. It’ll keep your head from hurting.

Working for yourself can be a wonderful way to get through life. It has a lot of benefits, but with that comes a couple of harsh realities:

  1. You don’t ever really have a day off.
  2. You have nowhere to place blame when something goes wrong because you missed some fine-print detail in one of the myriad of avenues which you must travel as an expert because you have no one else to do it.

Try doing all of that while worrying about how you look naked under bright lights, and you might begin to see how deciding to be a porn star can be a bitch of a ride.

You old-timers may remember a quick sojourn Shayla took with Kristal Summers spending an afternoon trying their hands at being hotel maids, but knowing Shayla and Kristal, you can probably guess how that turned out. [Look in March of 2013 if you missed it — and you’re a member.]

Well, since Shayla’s Twitter account got shut down this week because they deemed her profile pic too explicit, we thought maybe we could perk up her mood by running a couple of videos that have been making the office laugh for the last week or so. Now we did not shoot, or edit, or compile in any way, these particular videos, but we loved them anyway. When you see them, if you know us at all, you will think, “Yeah. That makes perfect sense.”

The first of these showed up on a Twitter feed (somewhere), and for whatever reason it just makes us laugh every time we see it. Shayla has not been by recently, so we decided to share it with her, because she could use a good laugh right now.

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