[By the way, we did make another slight change in the photos which you’ll notice should you decide to finish up the story. The images of London Keyes, while impressive in their own right, had so much nudity (and, um, action) that we just substituted for them completely. We chose some of our own shots of Anais — honestly one of the very few women in this business that had absolutely no need to look like a more famous mainstream star. Quite honestly, Anais happens to be a lot more beautiful than 99% of them.] Everybody wants to be somebody else sometimes. Potentially toward that end, we have all heard that each of us has an unrelated but basically “identical” match out there somewhere in the world. It thus seems safe to assume we have all wanted to switch places with this other person at one time or another in our lives. Porn names can come in handy in this situation, because you can simply make up a name. Hence we end up with people like “Dru Barrymore” and “Darryl Hanah” in the adult world. Obviously people had commented to these women earlier in their lives that they resembled their more famous mainstream counterparts, so these ambitious lasses decided to “honor” the Hollywood stars with these name variations. [All things considered I’d rather see this than the often painful, and occasionally sad, male approach using cheap entendre variations of words such as hard, wood, or thrust. Presumably we have Randy Spears to thank for this.] Enter now the new television season for the fall of 2012. Combine it with the active — albeit occasionally frightening — fantasy life of D.Minion, and you will know why we have said all of this in order to feature London Keyes today. You see, D.Minion has a group of friends basically addicted to TV crime shows, and this little photograph set them all atwitter with glee — a social media reference to a spot encouraging us all to be anything but social, and a popular program having nothing to do with crime. [For the record, gauging from the ChickaDee reactions, my guess would also be that the author used those two teenage girl words on purpose in this circumstance.] According to DM et al., the esteemed Ms. Keyes looks exactly like one of the co-stars on a certain of these quite popular crime shows. Honestly they couldn’t shut up about it. Moreover they seemed to a person stunned that some of us actually do not watch television all that often, preferring instead to read, or walk on the beach, or do basically anything except look at yet another monitor at night. [Well, football would be an exception, clearly. It’s America. We make allowances for religion.] More significant, perhaps, should D.Minion now ever meet Ms. Keyes, will be her heartfelt sharing of gratitude toward the adult star for NOT taking a name with only a slight variation from the mainstream actress. She’s very proud. [Yeah. London was probably really worried about making DM proud.]