The “Best” of Mia Malkova

AVN does not make the ballots available for viewing (as far as we know) like they used to in the Paul Fishbein days, so we cannot say for certain that this scenario “explains” Mia Malkova’s trophy, but it could be. More importantly, why should anyone really care? Despite how thrilled Mia may have been back in January, odds are very, very good that the trophy will end up in a box in the garage — assuming she ends up keeping it all. Companies keep theirs, but the individuals, well, they move on.* … Companies eventually just sell out or go broke, and THEN someone throws away the trophies.

As we have learned recently, entropy ain’t what it used to be.

Now y’all can make your own decisions about Mia Malkova specifically — although admittedly just having one lone scene out of her year from which to draw those conclusions could make it a less than scientific examination. There has always been a debate as to whether "Best" should mean “Best Adult Performer” or “Best Sex Scenes” of course, although with the dearth of actually scripted material being produced that line has become very blurry at best. We blame Reality TV, naturally. The particular scene today plays on the whole “stepdad” fantasy — a topic we have consciously decided to avoid altogether, as honestly that seems like the best way to deal with some “fantasies” as a rule.

  1. Don’t get it.
  2. Not even sure it really exists, except (in this case) perhaps in the minds of inappropriate stepdads.
  3. Don’t want to think about it anymore.

Call us old-fashioned, but we still like real scripts with words people have to memorize and characters they have to play. Still, Mia does a good job with what the producers gave her — and we mean the movie producers as well as the more deity-oriented in this case.

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For what it’s worth, we’ve seen a lot of “Best New Starlets” over the years, and Mia sure seems to fit the mold to us. As you look at this final panel, I will tell you this from a wealth of personal experience. You don’t have to know a lot about wrestling in order to know that given their body positions, Mia should be pretty much done at this point. She has lost. … That said, if you ever see a woman with this look in her eyes, while in this much of a “bind,” you might think about betting on her. She’s something special.

Losing?

Mia Malkova in Control

We had to fade out the picture toward the bottom because of the naked parts, but you get the idea. … You’ll get it better in the Members’ Area, of course.

By the way, in case you haven’t figured it out yet, eventually AVN changed the system to have the convention run Wednesday through Saturday, ostensibly for any number of “other” reasons, but I have always thought because, well, the worst job in the state had to be working for AVN on the Sunday after a Saturday night AVN Awards Show.

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