X360 Pilot - part two

“Piloting” X360 — part two

What was strange, Heather opined, was that by Chinese standards, she isn’t considered very attractive. (Huh?!) At 5’8, 115 pounds, and a size TWO, she is considered BIG by Chinese standards. A man sitting next to her on a train told her that he was sad for her. She was too old to get married (At age 29!), she has “man-hands” (Uh, not she doesn’t.), and she’s “so hairy.” (Again, no she isn’t!) Luckily Ms. Vandeven took it all in stride! [As pickup lines go, this qualifies as a remarkably poor effort.] When she’s not designing and marketing lingerie, (She designed Hustler’s entire Halloween line!), Heather is starring in Life on Top on Cinemax. It’s a sort of Sex in The City-type show, where she lives in New York with her girlfriends, and is going to photography school. Coming from the porn world, Heather finds the pussy Band-Aids and cock socks an amusing part of soft core filmmaking. [Personally I always enjoy watching the male actors trying to look studly while wearing an anklet stocking on their dick. By the way, they really don’t do much to hide erections, but that adds to the humor immensely.] When I asked her if she’d ever make another Adult movie, Heather told me that she’d “never say never.” (That’s good to hear!) But she’s busy with her web site (HeatherV.com). [Hey! We actually got that URL for Heather way back in the day! Glad to see she’s finally using it. (Being Pet of the Year requires one to give up a whole lot of “name” URLs. You’d be surprised.)] And in her scant amount of free time, she likes to go hiking, do yoga, and hang out with her Labradoodle Niko. Besides, she just bought a 1930’s Spanish-style house, so there’s always something to do! [She should invite Nicki over to do tile work. We’ll bring a camera.] risque imageOh, and just as an aside, when we were shooting Sacred Sin for Ninn Worx, I took an mpeg of Heather finding her “chi”. When I asked her if she’d found it yet, she told me that she definitely has! [D.Minion rather thoughtfully found a Members’) LINK to that clip here, and so we included it. Then, naturally, all the new folks here pointed out how much more we can do with video now as compared to 2006. Consequently we’ve now added yet another task to the queue, that being showing off Heather in some rather more impressive light using contemporary technology. See why it can take us a long time to get to “current” events? We get easily distracted. At least now we have a new videos section on the free side, so we know where to put it. That always helps.] Right about then Michelle Maylene arrived. She apologized for being tardy. (She really wasn’t very late!) But she’d been sitting in a Starbuck’s drive-through line, and there were 12 cars ahead of her! (She should have done what Nicki did – just snag Producer Eric’s coffee out of his hands!) [See why we abandoned LA for the Central Coast? You won’t see 12 cars ahead of you anywhere up here.] risque imageSince Heather was done with makeup, Michelle jumped right into the chair. While Nicki glammed up Michelle, Eric did “the producer thing” with Heather and comedian Adam. [Technically it would be more the “Director” thing, but the roles get confusing in our business, as we all tend to shoulder a bunch of them at once.] They were up first with the porn movie review show, so Eric explained the segment to them. Heather was cruisin’ on a Rockstar energy drink that Adam had picked up for her, and was ready to roll! Both stars had watched the movies for review at home, but Heather had really done her homework! [Of course she did.] She knew the names of everyone in every scene of every DVD, (including who had won AVN awards), and had made notes. (Wow!) [We should really hire this woman. We’ll make her Vice President in Charge of Making Everyone Else Feel Inadequate or some such. She’d be great at it. … I wonder if she works for donuts.]

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