For example: Does penis size count?
The standard answer generally follows some variation of the following: “Of course not. It isn’t the size, it’s what they can do with it. Lots of men with large dicks don’t try very hard to please a woman. So a man with an average size member, who knows what he’s doing and concentrates on giving the woman pleasure, can be better at lovemaking than someone with a large penis.” I’ve heard this question answered a hundred times by as many adult actresses, and this is THE response.
It wasn’t Reagan’s answer though. Reagan insisted that she doesn’t respect a man with a small cock. [“Respect?!” … That does happen to be a quote though. Tough crowd, these young ones.] She insisted her former boyfriend get penis enlargement surgery. And he DID! Whoa! Not politically correct but it sure got my attention! [Mine too, but mostly when she described the procedure. Personally I’d just live with the disdain from the women so inclined. OUCH! … I could always use my favorite line when considering someone to be overly critical in a situation: “Wow. Imagine how bad I’d feel if I valued your opinion.” … But that probably wouldn’t help me get laid no matter how big my dick happened to be, I’m thinking. If she weren’t smart enough to understand the insult, I wouldn’t want to be there anyway … which goes a long way toward explaining the loneliness of too much experience, in case you’re curious. Speaking of curiosity (and in a manner of quickly moving away from a discussion about the relative size of my penis), I’ll bring up one final technical point on the photographs here. We did include some of the shots so that you could get a sense of what a “typical” Hollywood apartment looks like. ]
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The first shot shows the obligatory bar, lava lamp, framed movie poster, old CRT Monitor on the floor, and the trendy, expensive, yet remarkably uncomfortable black leather chair. The second shows the necessary 50-cent candles to create mood, the big lighter located so you never lose it, the flashlight for when you run out of candles, the $100 IKEA entertainment center, and the $10,000 home theater system — complete with the necessary half-dozen remote controls … and the trendy, expensive, yet remarkably uninspiring “original art” on the wall. In the final shot we’ve given you a bit of the display case full of trophies that only movie industry people know are impressive and a closer view of the painting … which clearly represents the portion of the picture that will attract your attention first, unless you happen to be fascinated by the old CRT monitor on the floor in the first picture and just can’t get past it … probably. |
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Another question that gets similar answers from all the porn stars I’ve asked is, “What kind of car would you like to have sex on or in?” The standard answer is some kind of ridiculously expensive sports car. Reagan, concerned with comfort more than looks, would like to make love in a big, comfortable SUV with a bed in the back. [Personally I see nothing wrong with the exotic car angle, so long as we use the bedroom while her car stays in the garage.]
Yeah, it looks as though we’ll be seeing and hearing a lot of my good buddy Reagan for a while. I’m looking forward to more photo shoots, more interviews, and more fascinating answers! [If anyone’s interested, Reagan told us that she’s looking for “real people” to do a POV section of her web site with. You can’t be shy, since you have to sign a release, and you’ve heard Reagan’s issues on “respect” in the bedroom (or kitchen, or stairs, whatever), but in all the years we’ve been doing this, I’ve never had a woman ask me if I thought finding partners would be a problem in this circumstance. So I thought I’d mention it. … Maybe there are new things under the sun after all.]
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