Back inside, the bar was just about ready. Crew guys who had been wearing jeans and T-shirts 15 minutes ago were now dressed as cops, waiters, and bartenders. Lucky, as Dee’s husband, was dressed in a suit and tie. (He cleans up pretty well!) “I gave up ties when I quit talking to people I could put in jail,” he said. (Lucky was a trial lawyer before getting into the porn biz.) [… in more ways than one, truth be told. I mostly tried at being a lawyer, but found the “practice” overly trying on my sense of decency. But I still just love putting on the garb as you can see.]
In the scene, Dee and Lucky are playing pool. When Lucky turns his back to take a shot, Jassie snatches Dee into the atmospheric continuum. [And this before we got a chance to go back home to the bedroom. I never liked Jassie; did I mention?]
Dee, looking gorgeous as always, took a shot during rehearsal, and then blew on the ball to make it go into the hole. Michael thought that was a great bit. “Do that for the cameras,” he directed.
Lucky rehearsed his shot and Dee went back to the table to drink her “martini.” It was really water with a garlic bulb “onion” in a martini glass. Not too tasty!
In the script, “something” flies into the bar, scaring waiter Duke. He drops his tray of glasses, and Jassie snatches Dee, whose own glass crashes to the floor. “They’re dropping more glasses,” the only PA who wasn’t on screen said sadly. It would be his job to pick them up. [See what happens when you don’t volunteer to be on camera?]
“Was that fast enough?” Jassie asked after dragging Dee away. “You could be a little more violent,” Michael Ninn directed. “I could hit her with my doll,” Jassie said only half jokingly. By the way, although the scene looked “violent” Jassie was very careful with Dee and didn’t hurt her at all. It’s the magic of the movies! [Right. And no animals were harmed in the filming of this picture either. By the way, I’ve wondered about this picture ever since it came to my attention as we began preparing for this post. I’ve even sent it to a few people that were present that night, but no one can explain it. Apparently it must look different than it actually was …. I certainly don’t remember having this much fun on set.]
Michael Ninn’s wife Q played script supervisor, and made sure that everyone knew his or her lines perfectly! I’ll be nominating the entire scene for best Non-Sex Scene in a Sex movie for January’s AVN Awards! [Um … DM … there is no such award as this. Sorry.]
It was late, but Michael needed one final shot. Outside, Heather and Jassie posed with parasols, although it was neither rainy nor sunny. Lightning flashed and fog rolled in. [… although as we’ve learned it was not sunny.] Brandon was helping with technical issues so handed his BTS camera to Dee, who documented the event like a pro! [And, by the way, Dee didn’t seem at all fazed by the inopportune demise of our conjugal relationship. I figure she’s just a great actress and was simply putting on a strong public front. She’s a true professional, that Dee.]
We broke after midnight, but it had truly been one of “The Best Days Ever!” [She only thinks that because she didn’t have to wear a tie. To “end” on a happier note, let’s examine some more things for the “rather nifty about porn sets” list. I don’t have to like Jassie to like looking at Jassie. ]
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[Depending up when you happen to be reading this, you may be able to find the “Heather’s Chi” clip in the free video section here. We have it slated to go up fairly soon. … Of course things get crazy here sometimes, so you probably shouldn’t feel all the comfortable about “slated” in this context. We’re better with Members. We promise.]
