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This was the section where we used to put all the stories we copied over into the free section, just to even more accurately show people what we're about. As a technical matter, we do keep this LIST up to date, but because of the more complicated (albeit ever searchable) new system, we had to limit the "door" to one location. What that means to you precisely is that you need to jump back to the front page of the site, log in, and then you can see all of the stories listed here. If you click on Dee in the picture to the left, she'll guide you right back to that page. As guides go, it's pretty hard to beat Dee.

If you don't have a login, you can create one for free. You need a valid email address that you can get to, because we do send a confirmation email that you'll need to click to turn on the access, but you will never get a bunch of spam from us, and we will absolutely NEVER, EVER (EVER, even) sell or otherwise share even that little bit of information with anyone. We hate it when companies do that to us just because we signed up for free access somewhere on the web. We simply do not do it ourselves. (We do seem to recall some rule about treating others as we'd want to be treated ourselves, but it seems like we need to be richer to take advantage of that particular rule. … Maybe we just don't remember it correctly.)

If you look through any of the stories listed below while you're thinking, though, you'll see that while simply enjoying the free blog potential out here will undoubtedly constitute a very good time, it honestly barely scrapes the tip of the crazy iceberg in our world.

1/18/10	Have you ever noticed that the fancier and more sophisticated you get in your work, the longer it takes to accomplish it? Maybe we just get pickier as we get older; that could be it. Whatever the cause, we've come up with yet another technical advancement around here, put in place via the newsworthy Expo we just left. It's darned impressive, if we do say so ourselves. (And honestly, sometimes in life you need to say so yourselves.) These days people get bombarded with a sheer volume of information via the Internet to such an extent that nice people like us need to help. We live to serve you know.
11/29/09	Supposing you just want to experience our lovely Tenaya providing her own amount of Pink Comfort today, you'll be quite happy with the exclusive photo set she's provided today. If, on the other hand, you enjoy a little erudite contemplation with your less cerebral pursuits, you might find today's editorial worthwhile as well. Considering that you all might be watching the NFL today anyway, just take solace in the fact that this will all be here tomorrow.
8/16/09	Big cities certainly have their appeal, but there really is nothing like local news in a small town. Why just last night we learned that officials have authorized air support for fighting all the fires currently blazing in California "24-hours a day, during daylight hours". You just can't make this stuff up. And why are we mentioning this? Well, because we start off with classic Polish Literature today, meander through people disguised as oversized rodents, and then end up with adult stars happily seducing camera operators. When your day starts weird, you'd best just go with it. There's too much anxiety in life already.
7/31/09	Does everybody remember the story of the Syrens? Well, it seems our own Dear Maverick has sailed too close to the shore, or more accurately her shore. Come to think of it, we traditionally refer to boats in the feminine, but are shores feminine too? … Better yet, don't think about any of that and just see why Mav loves his job as Syren Begins Her Song over on the most famous British Isle.
4/30/09	Both Tenured and Interned types assisted in today's trials and tribulations in the Tempering of Tenaya. Watching young talent develop can of course be one of the most entertaining aspects for members here, and if you've seen any of our other Tenaya posts over the last couple of months, you can testify to that. This time around you'll get to peek in on some of the initial "lessons" that Tenaya undertook, and if you pay close attention, you'll even see some tidbits of editor attitude popping up now and again. If you are new here, you have some catching up to do. … Maybe now would be a good time to note that we continue to like alliteration too.
3/6/09	Our new friend Titillating Tenaya trots before us again today. … OK. So she's not technically trotting, and although she's definitely titillating, she doesn't really use the adjective as part of her name. However, if you've been around here for very long, you know well our fondness for lighthearted alliteration — always. And if you're not a member yet, you really should think about becoming one. We're fun. … And for those of you reading this already inside the Members' Section: "Sorry. We have to pitch once in awhile, just to keep D.Minion from becoming D.Meany."
12/16/08	It. … Is. … Alive. … And apparently it is now OK to tell you about it more openly. Of course that could always change later, considering the subject matter here, but at least we had permission for a little bit. Without going on rather longer than we need to, as perhaps happened in today's on the set piece, let's just say that we have another historic reference of "Let There Be Light."
7/9/08	You'd think we'd learn. Every time we put up a "D.Minion at a convention" story we're amazed at the amount of quirky information she manages to uncover — even when she tries to "tame" her approach. Then, naturally, as we go through the process of adding our minutiae (which sometimes turns out not to be all that "minute" if you want to be technical about it) the posts seem to take on a life of their own — typically a very weird life. … Well, you'll be happy (or maybe sad) to know that we've done it again with Erotica LA, 2008. If you do nothing else in life, at least you should try to be consistent, we think. Consistently good occasionally happens as a bonus, but we always strive for that. It's good to have a plan.
2/19/08	Well the Geeks around here are all abuzz about some new Flash Video player they're designing, or working with, or modifying ... or some such silliness, and the rest of us have been forced to watch our own Kristal Summers in a bunch of her recent releases as we try to come to terms with where exactly the term MILF came from and why anyone is surprised that women over 22 years old can be sexy. Well we found out that although we've talked a lot about Kristal's first Award Winning MILF movie, we never actually ran D.Minion's On the Set Piece, and we figured we should do that one before we do the next ones. ... And by the way, we're renewing our public offer to "do" Kristal any time she offers too – purely in the interests of scientific research of course.
1/20/08	Upon the internal review of today's contribution we actually had an unusual bit of disagreement among a couple of the troops. D.Minion wanted an explanation "elaboration" while Maverick held firm in the opinion that, "Hey. It's just another story in the life of risqué." ... As for what we all eventually decided, well, we can't really get into that here. There are a couple of football games going on today, and we plan on grilling out and thanking our stars that we live in Southern California and not in either Boston or Green Bay. Brrrr.
11/22/07	So we had to go to Arizona to get some materials on a story about London. ... Hey, we keep telling you truth is stranger than fiction. ... Anyway, we decided to employ a few of the images in our typically heartfelt, empathetic, and divinely warm holiday greeting. ... That seemed reasonable, seeing as how the rest of the employees seem to think they deserve the day off. Instead of thinking of obtaining some foreign workers around here, though, we'll just wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and blame all of the wackiness on D.Minion and Bijou being in a hurry to get to the food. To paraphrase a "Wilde" foreigner, as a matter of fact, "In matters of great importance, style and not sincerity is the vital ingredient."
10/20/07	Well this might be another "how" issue, but of a much simpler variety as Dee offers up one of her very early Cam Shows for replay. Of course we also give a brief look at another of her KSEX exploits, this time with Kiki Daire of the "Triple-D" fame. Sometimes just appreciating the how can look very nice indeed.
3/10/07	Apparently people are all up in arms because we found out that a government agency abused the power granted them for a completely unrelated purpose. Gee. Did somebody miss the memo on the effects of "Absolute Power" and all that? Well, we've decided to forego political commentary (which is really easy to do when you have sexually adventurous people to talk about anyway), and venture into Day One of Through Her Eyes with D.Minion. Fortunately these eyes belong to Faith Leon, with her supporting cast of Sophia, Selina Draagon, and some boys. We don't pay much attention to the boys if you haven't noticed. ... As for the government folks, maybe you should just try living life as if your mom were looking over your shoulder all the time. That tends to cut way down on that whole "zealous abuse" thing.
8/24/06	In the midst of all the chaos here (which pretty much could begin just about every paragraph we ever type, come to think of it) somehow, somebody (who may not work here much longer, come to think of that) discovered that we'd forgotten to put up D.Minion's fawning coverage of Justine playing Audrey Hollander's body double (or more accurately "out of body" double) on day one of the Catherine shoot. Then this somebody went so far as to mention it to D.Minion, who then proceeded to scream and yell and loudly complain about it. OK. D.Minion doesn't really scream and yell, but those hurt little puppy eyes that she's learned from the many dachshunds around here work even better. Consequently we quickly caved in our resolve to be done with the last big movie Michael shot until at least we finished talking about this latest big movie Michael shot, and so we're righting our wrong today. It was only right to do what was left, after all.
4/29/06	Apparently it's "Epic Week" as we get yet another "on the set" piece from D.Minion about a movie that you can't even see for a couple of months. Were this the only oddity about The Catalyst then we'd feel pretty much OK, but as my favorite aunt used to say, "Y'all ain't seen nothin' yet." You know, drawling is a lost art.
8/24/05	Now this post was supposed to go up before we took off out of town to shoot the next batch of Ninn Worx shows, these being Neo_Pornographia 3 and Angel Cassidy Exposed. That was the plan anyway. We even bribed a couple people to stay late on Friday just to help put all of the galleries together for what we're calling Catherine ... The Finished. But the combination of being in a hurry, and being all but beaten to death turned out not to be really very helpful. For some reason, we couldn't get the darned images to show up when we tried to test the pages on the web. This morning, back from LA, and much better rested, we discovered that we forgot to put the pictures and the trailer on the server. Oops. "Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
5/13/05	I got fired from my job last week, and I was pretty upset about it. So I was watching the surf, eating a couple of wonderfully spicy carne asada tacos and sipping fresh limeade (that I got from a tiny beach-side place most people never even notice) when I thought, "Hey! Wait a minute. She can't fire me: I own the company." Then I felt much better. Still, we're pretty honest around here, and so if you've a mind to hear it, I'll tell you the story. You can always just look for some amazing Friday the Thirteenth Bonus stuff instead. What did you expect from a guy named Lucky? Oh, and this picture will find its explanation. Really ...
3/23/04	OK. We finally got enough emails complaining about us not putting up the final chapter of Dee's Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows to annoy us and spur us into motion. OK, It was actually only one email, but it was from Maverick, and he was just across the hall when he sent it, and that was annoying, so it did the trick. We also decided to post a bunch of beautiful pictures of Juli Ashton sunning herself (actually, a lot of herself) in Mexico, just to make the non-video fans happy. We're very friendly around here ... except to Maverick: He still has dirt to move ... =)
6/16/03	The beauty of the editorial section of the newspaper is that you don't have to read it, and besides you probably don't agree with any of the people in that section anyway. We have a rare editorial for you today entitled "Somebody's Daughter" and we suggest you take the same tack here. You do have the benefit here of being able to see Kristal Summers in her first hard core boy/girl action, helped along with Inari Vachs. You also have the benefit of seeing how Anais managed to struggle through a couple of modeling sessions on her first days on a XXX shoot. You do not have the benefit, as with regular editorials, however, of using it to light fires or perhaps pick up dog poop. Sorry.
11/7/02	We're just being honest here when we say that most of you should probably just skip this posting. You know how it is when you clean house and get rid of a lot of things that have been cluttering up the place? Well, that happens in offices too, and so we're just tidying up. Consequently, there's almost no naked girls in this entry, and it seriously diverges from the fine adult content you're used to. Still, we promised several members, and even our mom on one thing, and this is the result. You should probably skip the miscellanea and just wait a couple days. Who wants to see yet another hamster anyway? Mascot controversies are worse than quarterback controversies, after all.
9/25/02	OK, so we didn't make you wait all that long before showing you the first shots from the Members' Party. As typifies most of the Risqué gatherings, actually, this one was primarily about food. And so that's what you'll be seeing a lot of. Actually, we should warn everyone here. You ever meet those kind of people that invite you over to their house and then show you picture after picture of their vacation? Well, WE are those kind of people. So if you want to skip this post, feel free. You have 90 pictures here and only one small glipse of Wendy's naked body. That's it for the nudity. Don't look for it here. Hey, at least we're honest, and we promise to get back to our regular decadent deliveries just as soon as we can. Even if you don't want to see the pictures, however, you might want to check out The New Adult Diary Mascot ... Now we're jammin' ...

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