Welcome to our world. You may occasionally find it unusual. You may often find it odd. You will certainly find it entertaining. We do. … We did say “welcome” already, right?
Hopefully these sample stories will give you some sense of the beautifully-adorned existence that life in adult entertainment brings. If you have to be something, you might as well be risque.
Y’all be careful now, y’hear?
Wildly Innocent — But More Wild Than Innocentby Evan Less Wild
Shayla hates it when we start talking about age around here, so if you hear anything that sounds like it might be age-related, well, gosh, you must be mistaken. Don’t let it stress you too much, though: That can happen to any of us.
So Shayla and I have known each other for longer than a whole bunch of women in the business now have even been alive. … Oh, and we met at a topless bar. It’s not like we’ve known each other since we were three years old or anything. (OK. That introduction might have been just a teensy bit age-related. Nobody tell Shayla.) The point here being that sometimes spending time with someone that you’ve known for a couple of decades — particularly in an industry that tends to change players every couple of years — can be rather enjoyable. Never underestimate the value of comfortable relationships. They are rare.
Politically Correct Kitchen Coochieby Front Burner
Honestly, if you try to start thinking about politically correct porn, it will likely just make your head hurt, and you will still probably never reach a firm conclusion, pardon the expression.
See? In this industry it can be difficult to even write about being politically correct while being politically correct. So imagine our dismay to discover two young women in a kitchen talking about cooking. Granted, women do still cook, and we’re fairly certain that they still eat, but these days any stereotypical scenario raises alarm bells — which sort of begs the question about how they became stereotypical in the first place, but let’s try and just tackle one little predicament at a time, shall we?
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The Risque Method 411By Papa Tiempo
We do in fact operate Risque as an adult site with hard core material available for members, though, and that we should be clear about. Oddly enough, apparently, we do not specialize in offering ALL hard core material, all the time. (Hence the more direct “Risque 411” at this time.) Tens of thousands of places exist on the web where one can find explicit sexual activity — truthfully way too many of them for free, in our (almost never) humble opinion. We try to talk about it. And we try to think about it. And we don’t really try to save the world while doing so. Continue Reading Risque
Sharing Spectacularly … with Loveby Nobody Special
The theory goes that most people really go for the “celebration of love” today. In a conscious decision, we’re going to avoid issues of why those of us in love need a special day for that, and why those of us just wishing we were in love need to be reminded of that lonely state. All in all, that seemed safest. [Yeah, yeah, we know Valentine’s Day was a couple of months ago now, but who does not appreciate sharing spectacularly any time of year? Risqué History on these pages happens much as it does in real life — bouncing all over the place.]
Sometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”
