Turquoise with Envy
by D.Minion
Today you once again get to experience the lovely and beautiful Shayla LaVeaux. I’m just looking at the photos while the guys play with the video so it can be seen here by all of Shayla’s fans. [Technically, one of those “guys” has a vagina, but apparently when a woman uses the term, we have no problem. It must be like that other word where you have to be a member of the group being “insulted” in order to use it — or put it in song lyrics over and over (and over) again — without risking public derision.]
I’m supposed to be writing about this photo shoot at the Rio, however I’m having a difficult time since I WAS NOT there! NOOOOOO! I was run out of the room (along with my posse) like so many head of cattle. Banished from the room while Lucky got to take photos and video of sexy Shayla. But I’m not bitter. … [Of course not. D.Minion also does not have a cheerleader fetish and never yells “BONES!!” every time we take a break and turn on Netflix in the office. … Leadership can be lonely. Even after two decades of friendship and working together, I still get this sort of look from Shayla when I try to explain “The Plan” for the day.]