Filed Under: Dee

May 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/24 Keri WindsorIf one were logical and honest about it, in the final analysis, the “Last Man Standing” will almost certainly be a woman. There are more of them. They live longer, mature earlier, and at least objectively do not seem to fall victim to the “Dang it … there’s no blood for my brain because it’s all in my dick” disease. If women ever figure that out, all those old white dudes in Washington will be in for a rude awakening, right? … Fortunately, today, we avoid politics entirely while we simply admire a couple of old friends in Keri Windsor and Taylor St. Claire in a movie entitled, interestingly, Last Man Standing. You can draw your own conclusions, but we’re pretty sure Keri wins in this one. [STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video, Taylor St. Claire Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Alexandra Quinn Video, Lezley Zen Video, Cheryl Dynasty Video]
5/30/24 Katsuni


Kat de Pussy

[STAR TAGS: Katsumi Video, Katsuni Video, Penny Flame Video, Mia Smiles Video, Monica Sweetheart, Trinity, Michael Ninn]

5/28/24 Julia Ann, Tori Black


Memories of Beauty Abounded

[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2009, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Alektra Blue, Jessica Drake, Tori Black, Tori Lane, Sophie Dee, Lexi Belle Video, Sunny Leone, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Belladonna]

5/27/24 Skin Diamond


Diamond ’N’ Rough pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond Video]

5/26/24 Kristal Summers


The Ichtheologist without the Ick

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]

5/24/24 DeeLife goes on. We all know that. From the time most of us are very young we begin to learn that people will come in and out of our lives. We learn to treasure their memories and spend time in fond recollection when we can. Of course only a complete idiot would argue that all of these now distant friends held equal levels of importance in our lives, and around here we only have partial idiots, so we would never claim that. We do have something that many do not, however, as we can pull up the next episode in Tycoon and find ourselves surprised with new scenes from a dear old friend. … It’s not the same as an in-person visit by any means, but it beats the heck out of looking for pictures on a hard drive full of them. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video]
5/23/24 Shayla LaVeaux


Definitely Not Junk

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]

5/22/24 Cate Harrington


Continuing the Maverick Theme with Cate

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video,]

5/21/24 Maverick


Maverick of Yore

[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Dyanna Lauren]

5/20/24 Ela DarlingFormer President still criminal defendant in ongoing trial for trying to write off a payment to a porn star? Check. … Watching beautiful Cosplay Women act out elaborate lesbian fantasies still a lot more fun than watching criminal trials — or scrolling newspaper feeds about those trials? Double Check. … Granted, a list of things more interesting to hear about than our former President would be very long indeed, although that still might beat hearing again about how our current President is not all that old. Really. … No wonder people talk about porn more than politics. Around here, of course, most are just glad we finally quit talking about the new kickoff rules in the NFL. … Some people… [STAR TAGS: Nicki Hunter Video, Ela Darling Video]
5/19/24 Ryder SkyeLawyers get a bad reputation pretty much because lawyers deserve a bad reputation. Having been unusually involved in “legal cases” over the past few months/years we have seen a lot of lawyers, and they pretty much all seem to deserve the sleazy, say-anything-for-money lack of respect they tend to get. That said, not many of them look like adult movie stars — one recent notable exception aside, and intentionally not mentioned by name. In our little fantasy world, then, when you hear “She Divorced Me…” you’ll know you will likely not care about legal niceties. We did not. Of course we do not try to convince the world of the accuracy and justness of our fantasies either. So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase Video, Jillian Janson Video, Holly Hearts Video, Alexa Nicole Video, Ryder Skye Video]
5/18/24 Jillian JansonCertainly there are things in life that seem to draw way more attention than any objective view might determine they really deserve. A rich, powerful man had sex with a porn star, you say? … Gosh. We’re stunned. … Getting quickly away from that quicksand of a topic, though, we can say with certainty that one should Never Diss da BJ in life. You may not need to actually celebrate it all the time — although in honesty a BJ is a bit like pizza in that clearly “great” exists, but even the average ones are still pizza. If you can’t get gourmet stuffed-crust, then frozen Tombstone will do just fine. … Hmm. We could have gotten off topic again. We should stop now. [STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson, Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio]
5/17/24 Nikki Rhodes and Allison Pierce


Flower Power pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video, Allison Pierce Video]

5/15/24 Cate Harrington


Getting the Bedroom Dirty

[STAR TAGS : Cate Harrington Exclusive Video,]

5/13/24 Taren SteeleD.Minion has a birthday this week, although she made us promise not to tell anyone the specific date. Following that guidance, therefore, we can tell that it does not fall on today (Monday), nor would Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday be correct guesses either. Sorry to be this secretive, but we do try to be kind when we can. … On that note, we chose, if not THE FAVORITE (in all caps and bold) scene on her personal list, at least one that to this day instills a great deal of gushing — which kind of makes sense, what with the scene featuring Taren Steele and all. … And if you do not understand anything we’re talking about, well, you clearly know neither D.Minion nor Taren Steele. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]
5/12/24 Sadie Kennedy


Lacie James – Justine Joli – Daisy Ducati – Amber Chase – Shayla LaVeaux – Sadie Kennedy

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

5/11/24 Shayla LaVeaux


Wardrobe Pal Function

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]

5/10/24 Shayla LaVeaux


Land of Milk and a Honey

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

5/8/24 Ava VincentOn the day after the country witnessed a porn star taking the witness stand in a criminal prosecution against a former President of the United States, we revisit history in a much less controversial way. Well, we have likely not technically witnessed this historic moment — one of many with “45” as he likes to be called — more likely we read about it on the internet or heard about via some “news” report. Still, at least with ours you will get to actually witness how we draw in tangents of Keri Windsor and Wendy Divine way more smoothly than some of the DA tangents appear to be drawn in the New York case. Sometimes in life, being just for fun beats the heck out of being important. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent, Jewel Valmont]
5/7/24 Sandie Caine


Love Makes the Boobs Go ‘Round

[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video,]

5/6/24 Ryder Skye


Ryder IS the Skye | pics

[STAR TAGS: Ryder Skye]

5/5/24 Lorainne SiscoOnce you start on a crescendo, it can leave one with a distinct feeling of unease should it just stop in the middle. While we do like to perhaps stretch the way people think around here, we mostly like them to be comfortable while in the midst of any ruminations. Consequently, we continue with the next step in our symphony of entertainment of both an audio and visual nature. We could even claim that this all fits perfectly today on Cinco de Mayo and that we planned the whole thing this way. Even though that may be true, we’d understand if y’all were a tad skeptical of that claim. Finely-tuned machine does not describe the Risqué Commune nearly as well as held together with dedication, duct tape, and hope. … But why be boring? [STAR TAGS: Lorraine Sisco Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn]
5/4/24 Kmberly Chi


Finding Your Chi pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Kimberly Chi Video]

5/3/24 Autumn Bliss & Monica MayhemYou may have heard that there’s this big trial going on in New York involving a Tycoon of sorts — or unusual sorts, depending upon your point of view. True to our nature, though, we wholeheartedly wish to stay as far away from that topic as possible (which basically involves just watching HGTV all the time unless you want to watch super dull programming on the NFL Network while nothing at all is happening in the league). That said, we tag-lined our own episode of Tycoon today “Mayhem and Bliss” which we figure pretty much describes their lives in general. See how fun it is not being super rich? (Yeah, we’re not sure about that either, but we do like Monica and Autumn a lot.) [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem Video, Autumn Bliss Video]
5/1/24 Faith LeonMany moons ago — to go with a theme we have not yet explained — we did an “irreverent” May Day introduction that apparently did not sufficiently celebrate wood nymphs (or something like that), opting instead for a hilarious use of the distress call. Hey, some people just don’t appreciate Lost in Space humor, apparently. … At any rate we have been banned ever since — mostly because D.Minion has a freakishly long memory — so we are definitely not doing that again. Of course nothing says we cannot build to a Crescendo again, so we will. If people wander from there, well, golly, what can we do? [STAR TAGS: Tall Goddess Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn]

April 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/24 Alexa Nicole


See More, Feed Me | pics

[STAR TAGS: Alexa Nicole]

4/29/24 Catie Parker & Annie CruzeHave you ever been too tied up to get to a place you really wanted to go? Most of us have felt that pressure, but probably not in the way we’re talking about today with the next episode in our Cosplay Queens examination. After all, why would you come to this place of great entertainment only to be reminded about how stressful and unfulfilling life in the real world can be? That seems crazy. … Nope. You’ll have to find your own reality, folks. We just concentrate on the fantasy aspects around here. You might be surprised at how our everyday lives seem like fantasy to some people, though. Those stories would be for a different time, we’re thinking. Annie and Catie have our attention for the moment. [STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Catie Parker Video]
4/28/24 Holly Hearts


Wearing Your Hearts on Your Pants | pics

[STAR TAGS: Holly Hearts]

4/27/24 Lana CroftWe make specific note today that we take no side, support no opinion, indeed remain steadfastly — and quite happily — dead center on the debate of the appropriateness of the term Lipstick Lesbians. This does not in any way keep us from enjoying a movie that happens to have this term in its title. Honestly, you can hardly say anything these days without offending someone. Hell, we probably offended someone just by saying people seem altogether too ready to be offended these days. On the other hand, when you find yourself in one of those “Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.” kind of situations, you might as well pick the fun one. And what could possibly be more fun than lesbians, even just temporary ones? [STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video, Lindsey Meadows Video, Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Francesca Le Video, Angie Savage Video, Alektra Blue Video, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video, Candy Manson Video, Lexxi Tyler Video]
4/25/24 Cate HarringtonIf we do not celebrate the small accomplishments in life, we miss out on a whole lot of potential celebrations. That just makes sense, right? Around here, we might celebrate not having a beer yet today by having a beer, for example. And then we celebrate our finely honed ability to celebrate too. So when the 247 team does something like finish up the remaster of 2009, while it does not rank up there with Olympic medals (or maybe even Gold Medal flour), we still celebrate. Fifteen years ago now? Pshaw … Cate still looks beautiful. The best thing about the Internet may be its ability to freeze time for future generations to enjoy. Hey! We should celebrate. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video,] 
4/23/24 Brooklyn Chase - Romeo Price - Jillian Janson


Chase Your Dreams | pics

[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase, Jillian Janson]

4/22/24 Shayla LaVeauxOne has many reasons to celebrate today, what with it being Earth Day and all. Now we have a more private celebratory rationale in these offices, but we need not get into that boring stuff because we can also celebrate The Completion of Volume Two remastering on the Shayla site. We found it fitting to time it for today because honestly when Shayla walks into a room, she moves Heaven and Earth. So if you cannot plant a tree today, maybe try to find one to sit under for a bit, and think of Shayla in the piece — er, peace. That’s what we plan to do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video]
4/21/24 Cate Harrington


Couch Your Pleasure

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video,]

4/20/24 jessica drakeOne thing about True Love, outside of The Princess Bride it can be a pretty tough thing to run across, even when a lot of movies try really, really hard to focus on that exact concept. Suffice it to say that the odds of finding it in an adult movie would be even smaller. (And as a rule, those sorts of movies do not generally celebrate “small” anything.) … Still, should you know one of the characters IRL fairly well, you will on rare occasion run across a show where the protagonist lets a good part of her own characteristics enter into a role. While jessica drake does not literally play herself in one of her early features, Match Maker, you can see a lot of her in the role. Even should you not know jessica, however, odds seem good you’ll find something to enjoy, True Love aside. It being “420” today, make of this what you will. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Nicole Sheridan Video, Jezebelle Bond Video, Krysty Myst Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Felicia Fox Video]
4/19/24 Julia, Juli, DevinnTrue Love probably has more definitions than any single paragraph could hope to list. And that does not even consider the kind of love between friends, as compared to love with a life partner. We’ve all heard the old, “A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a body.” Yet even that stretch does not really reach the levels of Porn Couple Love that we revisit today. Not everyone will get to experience the sort of love shared between Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Devinn Lane (and her dude du jour), but we all hope you find something similar in your own lives. Love rocks. (And then, y’know, it sucks. And then it rocks. Yada-Yada.)
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Melissa Monet]
4/16/24 Dee


Talking, and Squirting, and Boobs … Oh my!

Follow Maverick on a Wide Swath of Commentary, Conniption and Perhaps Fetish Falderal in FOUR LINKS to a 247 Life. Hover carefully as you look for story paths in the title on this one. [STAR TAGS : Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Maya Divine,]
4/14/24 Jennifer White


White on Wry | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White]

4/12/24 Daisy MariePeople say that money does not solve all problems. Of course the people that say that tend to be the ones with lots of money who wish others to pity their troubled lives. The rest of us pretty much think, “Well, I do not know whether that’s true or not, but I’d sure be willing to find out — y’know in the interest of science and all.” … What we can say for certain, now having seen Tycoon, Round Two, would be that if you got to come home to Daisy Marie every day after work, nobody would feel bad for you no matter what happened. Money has nothing to do with that. … Huh. Maybe not having money solves all problems. Or maybe not. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video]
4/11/24 Cheyenne Silver, jessica drake, Shayla LaVeaux


A 411 in Matriarchal Updates via Olé Risqué (Golly)

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver]

4/10/24 Shayla LaVeauxWell, it seemed appropriate to finish up Shayla’s Sapphic Sex Toy Exploration today, with a rather stunning display of what can happen when you put Shayla in charge of the controls. Today might be a day to think about Shayla as a much happier Tsunami, as she certainly raises the level of the performance waters around her. In fact, if you’ve only time to watch one of the episodes here, do try and catch Keri Windsor’s journey of the Shayla-monitored Sybian. Some moments in one’s life just reach an enhanced level of excellence. All in all, Shayla and Keri, along with Juli and Dee, did appear to have a most excellent time on this heated day in the San Fernando Valley. If we’re going to take a larger message from this recollection, we’ve basically just decided to put Shayla in charge of everything that has to do with product demonstration. We think we’ll be fine with that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor]
4/8/24 Amanda Tate, Tanya TateSome people like to play Just Be Cos — which might be hysterical if you have “Cosplay” in your vocabulary. (Or, granted, it might be horrible and painful if you have Cosplay in your vocabulary. We understand.) Still, when all the players happen to be willing women, we’ll pretty much watch whatever characters they wish to portray, truth be told. Consequently, we begin a four-part journey today as we do our best not to fill the rest of the updates with horrible puns. … For the record, we mostly fail at that attempt. [STAR TAGS: Amanda Tate Video, Tanya Tate Video]
4/7/24 Missy Martinez


Missy Martinez – Nyomi Banxxx – Erica Lauren – Angel Vain – Sasha Heart – Carter Cruise

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career.

4/6/24 Lexi BelleOn the streets where you live … bad things can happen (or, y’know, hit songs can result, by Jovi). Fortunately despite the sort of ishy theme of Runaway Love, we manage to just suspend disbelief just a little more than with your average show and consider its world message in the depths of its presentation, as it were. Hey, when it comes right down to it, we much prefer squishy to ishy. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video, Lindsey Meadows Video]
4/5/24 UKAP 09


Well, There IS Some Cure for the Summertime Hues

[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party, Syren Sexton, Tanya Cox, Holly D. Exclusive Video, Ichigo Exclusive Video, Wendy Taylor, Daisy Rock,]

4/4/24 jessica drake


AC or AC/DC … It Comes Down to Power

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray]

4/3/24 Lindsey Meadows


Make Hay While the Sun Shines | pics

[STAR TAGS: Lindsey Meadows]

4/2/24 Stormy Daniels


Memorialize the Mammaries

4/1/24 Cytherea


Sly Cy Epilogue (No Foolin’)

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

March 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/24 Shayla LaVeauxA rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video]
3/29/24 Raylene


Bench in an Elevator | vid

[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video]

3/28/24 Capri Anderson & Teagan Summers


Brand New BFFs | pics

[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers]

3/27/24 So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
3/25/24 Veronique Vega


Dream Deviance | pics

[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega]

3/24/24 Syren Sexton“Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video,] 
3/23/24 Cytherea


Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

3/22/24 Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video]
3/21/24 What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them. [STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video]
3/20/24 CythereaSometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
3/19/24 Brynn and Shayla


Filled to the Brynn

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video]

3/18/24 Arial and MelanieSomeone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video]
3/17/24 Brooklyn Jade


Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

3/16/24 Alexa GraceAnyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video]
3/15/24 Sasha HeartIf you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean]
3/12/24 Kissy Kapri


A Piercing Gaze | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video]

3/10/24 Heather VandevenWe all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video]
3/9/24 CythereaHave you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
3/8/24 Teagan Summers


Enlightening | pics

[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers]

3/6/24 Alexis Love


Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics

[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love]

3/5/24 Stormy Daniels


Erotica back with the Real Stars

[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice,]

3/3/24 Drew Butterfly


Butterfly is Free | vid

[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video]

3/2/24 Jojo Kiss


Down to the Deed | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss]

3/1/24 Evan StoneWe have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video]