| 3/31/24 |  A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G.
[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
| 3/29/24 | 
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
| 3/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
| 3/27/24 |  So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 3/25/24 | 
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
| 3/24/24 |  “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/23/24 | 
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/24 |  Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
| 3/21/24 |  What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them.
[STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
| 3/20/24 |  Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments.
[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/19/24 | 
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
| 3/18/24 |  Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
| 3/17/24 | 
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/16/24 |  Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
| 3/15/24 |  If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
| 3/12/24 | 
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
| 3/10/24 |  We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
| 3/9/24 |  Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
| 3/8/24 | 
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
| 3/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
| 3/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
| 3/2/24 | 
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
| 3/1/24 |  We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexa Grace| Alexis Love| Arial Rose| Belladonna| Briana Banks| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Dee| Devon| Drew Butterfly| Emily Addison| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur| Iris Rose| Jessica Drake| Joey Valentine| Jojo Kiss| Juli Ashton| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Kylie Kalvetti| Lexi Love| Melanie Masters| Natasha Nice| Olivia Del Rio| Raylene| Rebeca Linares| Roxy Jezel| Stormy Daniels| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Teagan Presley| Teagan Summers| Tory Lane| Veronique Vega
Year:2024
Month:March
Gazing into a lover’s face at that precise moment of, um, that peak of sexual release can be one of the most intimate and fascinating things we share as humans. Or it can be hilarious, or truly frightening. It really depends upon the person. You know how some people cry beautifully, how with tears and sadness streaming down their faces they still look pretty. And you know how annoying that can be to the rest of us mere mortals? Well imagine a Glamourgasm and you will probably see where we are going with this. [STAR TAGS: Jennifer Dark Video, Sarah Vandella Video, Alexis Texas Video, Carmel Moore Video, Audrianna Angel Video, Stacey Saran Video] 
A seemingly innocent little term like “artistic” can mean a great many different things from, “gosh what an aptitude for art your dear little toddler shows,” to “you cannot put me in jail because I am exercising my Free Speech rights granted to me under Article 1 of the United States Constitution.” … It mostly means something between those two extremes, though, and seeing as how we eschew toddlers (along with everyone under 18 years of age) in our members’ area and we have exactly zero intention of risking incarceration simply to prove a theoretical point. We have limits to 
But few ways exist to increase one’s skill level in any particular task, but just sitting around and thinking about doesn’t make that list. (Well, unless “just sitting around thinking about stuff” happens to be the skill you would like to hone, of course.) Most of the time, though, it all comes down to one simple method: Practice. Granted the muscles developing memory in our event today would not be the ones most of us exercise in our pursuit of expertise, but the principle remains the same. Beside, figuring out Android nature in Babe Runners certainly sounds like a lot more fun than the boring routine of asking questions as in the underlying subject film of this homage. If you cannot make it better, at least make it more enjoyable. That seems like a good rule. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Marie Video, Dylan Ryder Video]
While most of us search for green underwear to at least technically comply with “rules” for today — unless we’re in that niche of folks that actually like being pinched, of course — some enterprising leaders on the Shayla LaVeaux team have chosen this day to finish all of 
It comes as no surprise that we all get better at things by dedicating more and more practice to the task. Well, that may not apply to napping, because some of us have been experts at napping pretty much our whole lives, but as a general principle it holds. In fact, this may be one of the strongest arguments in favor of long-term monogamy (oddly enough, considering us a source). So we have a thought for folks today with All Other Hands (
If we could all afford it, none of us would ever do anything that did not qualify as fun. You know the old saying, “If you enjoy what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.” Of course truly enjoying what you do probably comes down to a more basic question. If you woke up rich tomorrow, would you keep doing what you were doing today? … Well, for the blessed among us, that answer would be a simple, “Yes!” … From that narrow perspective, probably a lot fewer of us would fall into the enjoy category, but 
In general we try to let the Risqué Commune sister sites do their own descriptions, based on the theory that they would know best how to present their updates. When we had to (gently) correct the difference between a “triptych” and a “trifecta” we decided to step in, though. Technically you get a 
Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have 
Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that 
Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of 
Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how 
There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly 
We get that we all need to do our part to at least help not make things worse in the world right now. We should consequently be thinking of all the good things we have — more importantly all the good we can do for others — and we absolutely will. We decided to just take a second to look forward to some things that will be coming back into our lives at some point, like 
Historically we’d be wishing everyone the luck o’ the Irish today and advising everyone to go out wisely cognizant that green beer still qualifies as beer, so one needs to be careful about how much of it one consumes at any one time. As it sits this year in the world on one of our favorite holidays, though, nobody can really go anywhere, even if the places they wanted to go were open for business. And anyone having time or inclination to make their own green beer at home already needs a nap. The helpful folks at Risqué have thus decided to 
Were Hank Williams providing the musical accompaniment for the Risqué Commune today, he might be wondering about a lack of ability to free a doubtful mind and 
Those of you that have been members for some time already know that we tend to celebrate Friday the 13th with a bit of special flare around here, what with being led by a guy named “Lucky” and all. Consequently this time around seemed the “purrfect” time to push the next installment of Katwoman a day, simply to 
We actually have a couple of fun “holidays” going this weekend, as today happens to be National Cereal Day — which may not mean a lot to many of you, but we pretty much take any excuse to justify adults eating Frosted Flakes around these parts. Of course we also were required to name the Reel Risqué update “Cereal Thriller” because, well, because that’s basically how we are. National Women’s Day happens tomorrow, but the fact that we still need a special day to remind us that women are special is kind of sad. Still, try Frosted Flakes while you ruminate upon the special females in your life. It makes it even more fun. [STAR TAGS: Jenna Moretti]
We utilize a few definite variations on the theme of streaming movie display within the Risqué Commune, a system developed over (literal) decades of careful evolution and artisanal attention to member detail. We theorize. We banter. We test. We modify, and then finally, after sometimes months of careful attention to every detail, we deploy. This would explain how “Risque” exists as complimentary to, but markedly different from, “Reel Risque” for example — each quite distinct from “Risque TOC” in presentation. On very rare occasions, though,