| 3/31/24 |  A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G.
[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
| 3/29/24 | 
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
| 3/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
| 3/27/24 |  So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 3/25/24 | 
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
| 3/24/24 |  “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/23/24 | 
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/24 |  Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
| 3/21/24 |  What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them.
[STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
| 3/20/24 |  Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments.
[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/19/24 | 
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
| 3/18/24 |  Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
| 3/17/24 | 
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/16/24 |  Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
| 3/15/24 |  If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
| 3/12/24 | 
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
| 3/10/24 |  We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
| 3/9/24 |  Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
| 3/8/24 | 
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
| 3/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
| 3/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
| 3/2/24 | 
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
| 3/1/24 |  We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexa Grace| Alexis Love| Arial Rose| Belladonna| Briana Banks| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Dee| Devon| Drew Butterfly| Emily Addison| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur| Iris Rose| Jessica Drake| Joey Valentine| Jojo Kiss| Juli Ashton| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Kylie Kalvetti| Lexi Love| Melanie Masters| Natasha Nice| Olivia Del Rio| Raylene| Rebeca Linares| Roxy Jezel| Stormy Daniels| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Teagan Presley| Teagan Summers| Tory Lane| Veronique Vega
Year:2024
Month:March
Tonight seems like the perfect time to be talking about Possession as a matter of fact. Of course one has many options when seeking the creme de la spooky, and to be fair, this would be a terrible choice should that be your desire here. Carmen Luvana has stoked many an emotion in folks over the years, but never once have we heard someone respond as she walked away, “Gosh. That was spooky.” … Now given your personal living situation, you may want to wait until later in the evening to begin enjoying this Risqué Feature Presentation. Once it starts, you’re not going to feel much like answering the door. Just be sure you have saved yourself some of the good candy — however you choose to define that. [STAR TAGS: Neveah Ashton Video, Natalia Wood Video, Carmen Luvana Video, Olivia del Rio Video, Amber Rain Video, Dominica Leoni Video]
According to rumor, 
Seeing as how a current visit to your local Home Depot will reveal some depleted Halloween offerings pushed aside in favor of a full-blown Christmas display — in October in case you had not noticed — we felt perfectly justified in putting up a 247AdultStars “Happy Christmas” message today. OK. So 
We do some admittedly odd things around here, but we do not, as a rule, completely restructure two “movies” into one much more coherent presentation. That said, we are not trying to get income from two releases instead of one, relying wholeheartedly on a completely ignorant customer base. (Historically that never turns out well, by the way.) We have crafted BNBs … BETTER now, however, and you can enjoy its first episode today. Just for fun you might look up AMA Video and see what a stellar impact they had on our business. [STAR TAGS: Veronika Raquel Video]
In honor of Maverick’s look back at his last AEE, we decided to continue our trend of remastering “how AVN used to be” with a presentation featuring thousands of words, hundreds of pictures, and 6-7 videos (maybe more, this one really does go on and on) from the 2018 show. On the upside, this puts our Industry Event Reminders task complete for the last six years. Of course two of those years there were no in-person events because of that … thing we had. Remember that Thing? We are hoping this year helps us forget. … Or, y’know, we’ll all get sick and die. … AVN has a new venue this year, so we shall see, but wait until we get back to those “early century” events. Now those were a thing to behold. [STAR TAGS: AEE (Adult Entertainment Expo) 2018] 
A really famous good and wise fellow once said that beer is proof that God loves us. Of course these days we’re supposed to forget all the good that came from our founding era because of the prevalence of the undeniably bad. Society changes, and sometimes it takes a little time on the planet to realize that little important fact. This does not mean that we should forget, or certainly not condone, all actions from our history, but painting it all in horrible colors misrepresents the past and belittles the sacrifices of all those who have for generations worked to make life better for all of us. Of course one would need to teach that history to acknowledge its importance, but that debate belongs in a different forum. For our part, we will just be happy that 
We have had remarkably little time to pontificate as of late, what with the barrage of new video and home page renovations hitting the Risqué Commune sites, so we intentionally built in a slight pause today. For example, “as I walk along, I wonder what went wrong with our love” … at least some of the time anyway. And then I think, “Oh, yeah. It was probably that boning your sister thing that caused a bit of our discord.“ Others may have different answers to that question, but we’d venture to say not many will have nearly so clear an indication as to a likely explanation. So in a jump to a completely different (and distinctly more pleasant) topic — with Uncle Gibby in tow for good measure — we shall reminisce a tad about … 
At some point in your life you will start interpreting birthday greetings as people saying, “Hey, you’re not dead yet. Congratulations!” … Cytherea has many, many years before that time, however, and giving some thought about what to give her this year turned into a rousing good time at the office. Then again, basically everything involving 
Naturally we all take a bit of pride when someone in our group moves on to more conventional and potentially profitable ventures, but one needs to have no small amount of ego to make it very long in this business, so we’re certainly not above feeling sorry for ourselves when this may happen. In fact, we might even berate a dear friend for simply considering such a move, mostly because of how that impacts us, of course. And if that friend happens to be getting officially older this week, well, this business also requires that one be ready to answer when 
Granted “philosophies” do not often belong in the same sentence with most adult sites, but whether wonderful or terrible, we have at least never been typical. Consequently we feel comfortable telling you that we try to make the experience better for members than for the more casual folks that browse the free site. So when we ended up using a bit of retro-Ninn Renee Perez to illustrate some 
There are people driving around in cars now that were not even alive during the day where the phrase “nine-eleven” took on a horrible meaning for the rest of us. They studied Bin Laden in history class, rather than lived it live on the evening news. In fact, they probably have but little idea how people could actually plan their days around being in front of a television at a specific time in order to even hear the news. … At least we can all enjoy a new foray into 
Yeah, well, some people might consider this embarrassing, but we’ve been rolling with the flow for so long around here, that we have completely forgotten what solid ground feels like anyway. … So don’t you just hate it when people spend so much time being clever and insightful that they basically forget the point of what they were doing in the first place? On the upside, we ended up with an 
