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July 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/24 Joseline Kelly

ReelRisque

Possibly Prefers Pizza | pics

[STAR TAGS: Joceline Kelly]

7/29/24 Tanya Cox

247AdultStars

Christmas in July

[STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/28/24 Siri DahlThere are many things that one might consider bringing along on a trip to the beach. Out here in Southern California, of course, we have a lot of practice with these sorts of trips, so most of us end up with a collection of “going to the beach to do THIS” lists, where the items can vary rather substantially. After all, just sitting in sun or the surf does not require the number of things that playing volleyball or even people-watching might suggest. Oddly, all the lists do seem to include a certain biological attribute that always seems to enhance the trip, no matter what the intended goal. Nature can be great fun, right? [STAR TAGS: Melina Mason Video, Dayna Vendetta Video, Kiera King Video, Siri Dahl Video]
7/26/24 Siri Dahl

ReelRisque

A Very Graphic Novel | pics

[STAR TAGS: Siri Dahl]

7/25/24 Cheyenne Silver

RisqueNews

Cheyenne Silver — A Song All Her Own

[STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video]

7/24/24 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

The Convention Stars Bright, The Fun Remains the Same

[STAR TAGS: Erotica London 2011, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Katie K, Nancy Dell’Olio, Tanya Tate, Angel Long, Yazim, 247AdultStars.com]

7/23/24 Kiera King

ReelRisque

A More Private Workout | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kiera King]

7/22/24 StarrFor those perhaps too young to be familiar with the phrase, “Gimme some sugar” means simply that you are asking someone for a kiss. Now the general rules of civility and propriety surround the appropriate use of this expression, of course. One would not, for example, walk up to an attractive stranger in a grocery store with the request. At best the person might laugh, but more likely these days you would be directed to the correct aisle where one might acquire baking goods. When speaking of a Sugar Daddy, however, the “gimme some” implies an entirely different kind of relationship — although you should probably not try that at your local grocery store either. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Starr Video] 
7/21/24 Gina Valentina

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Love an Early Valentina | pics

[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina]

7/20/24 Alina West - Danica JamesAccording to Wikipedia — which certainly reigns as infallible because just anyone can post to it — scissors were invented thousands of years ago. Now that may be off a bit, because, y’know, Wikipedia, but for our purposes the precise date does not matter all that much. You see, we were wondering how long after actual scissors were invented did the kind we consider today in Stepsisters That Scissor come into being. After thinking about it, we’re thinking our kind might actually have come earlier and led to the invention of the more common variety. We can just hear some lesbian or bisexual woman exclaiming, “Dang, girl, you could cut paper in half with those legs. … Hey, now…![STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red Video, Paisley Parker Video, Goldie Glock Video, Jenny Sativa Video, Alina West Video, Danica James Video, Marissa Mae Video, Fallon West Video]
7/19/24 Shayla LaVeauxYou might be surprised to learn that people fairly consistently write in to say that they really enjoy our “things you can’t find on every other site” out there. In that spirit, D.Minion and Shayla have given us just what the doctor ordered. We could have called this simply “Shayla Eats Strawberries, and D.Minion Documents,” but that wouldn’t have given the entry its due, we’re thinking. For example, where else can you see photographs of Shayla attempting to milk a plastic cow? Huh? … Got you stumped, right? … We did not forget those more traditionally inclined, however, with what the new folks accidentally attributed as a “Darling Shayla” interlude. Sometimes it doesn’t matter much what you call it. You’ll probably forget the description, and basically everything else we’ve said today, just by watching Shayla. She has that effect on people. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
7/17/24 Dayna Vendetta

ReelRisque

Compelling Vendetta | pics

[STAR TAGS: Dayna Vendetta]

7/15/24 Natalia Forrest

247AdultStars

Dream a Little Dream of She

[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/14/24 Tara Lynn Foxx

GingerLynn

Melissa Jacobs – Jayden Lee – Claudia Valentine – Tara Lynn Foxx – Alana Evans – Sheena Rose

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/13/24 Melina Mason

ReelRisque

Begin at the Beach | pics

[STAR TAGS : Melina Mason]

7/12/24 Jezebelle BondWe head off in search of Elegance today, beginning with a raucous three-way because nearly all elegant presentations begin this way, of course. As a rather distinct benefit with this one, however, the episode evolves in a manner quite realistic with the way an actual “regular” couple might dip their toes — y’know, and other parts — into the whole ménage à trois experience. Not everyone wants to just jump into the deep end with something like this, no matter how much they may want to spice up their sex lives. We should all think of sexuality as more of a track meet as compared to an event as a rule. This adds happiness all around. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video, Nikki Nievez Video]
7/11/24 Devinn Lane

RisqueNews

Staying in Your Lane

[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Tory Lane Video]

7/10/24 Alexis & KristinaSometimes in order to get excited about the next thing, you have to look back at a past thing in order to refresh your memories. Those of us that cannot really remember what we had for lunch yesterday find this approach ideal, for the record. … So even though it may seem early to be thinking about a January 2025 AEE, when it comes to room reservations and such, trust us when we tell you that it is not too early at all. Consequently we dug out (and updated) a relatively young Maverick a Dirty Dozen Years Ago amidst all the … um … sensory input. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Ginger Lynn, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Christy Canyon, Brooklyn Lee, Lexi Love, Stoya, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Capri Anderson, Belladonna, Teagan Presley, 247AdultStars.com]
7/8/24 the muse

RisqueNews

Mostly for Maverick

[STAR TAGS: 247AdultStars Video Tour]

7/7/24 Mimi Allen

ReelRisque

That Lovin’ Feeling pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Mimi Allen Video]

7/5/24 TANK and GingerIf you really want to get the attention of an adult film star, tell them that you’d like to run a gallery and a story about them on your site, but you do NOT want any naked pictures because you cannot use them in your free areas. I once filled in as a photographer on a horror movie set, and the only thing they did not want me to shoot was the pretend sex scene. When you make your living one way, having someone ask you to do everything but that one thing can be confusing to say the least. Of course some really good things happen with our clothes on too. Imagine. … Hey, Ginger Lynn shines even after all these years, and even in (mostly) PG. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]
7/4/24 Bonni Gee

RisqueNews

Celebrate with a Bang

[STAR TAGS: Lia Lin Video, Bonni Gee Video]

7/3/24 Kaylan Nicole & Chasey Lain

RisqueNews

50 Ways to Have Your Lover

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca]

7/2/24 Changell Fox

247AdultStars

The Breasts of Friends

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/1/24 Pippa and RomanaYou know, it seems like it would be great fun to have enough money to be a Sugar Daddy, although whether or not one should do that would of course be a personal decision. Honestly the whole situation has always seemed a little suspect to those in the Risqué family, although we have known many people on both yin and yang of the circumstance. We start an exploration of the Sugar Daddy concept with part one today, though, so maybe we’ll all learn something. If nothing else, the research should be fun, even if you use your own extra money to support the arts or help the homeless or something. [STAR TAGS: Pippa Dee Video, Romana Ryder Video]

March 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/24 Shayla LaVeauxA rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video]
3/29/24 Raylene

ReelRisque

Bench in an Elevator | vid

[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video]

3/28/24 Capri Anderson & Teagan Summers

ReelRisque

Brand New BFFs | pics

[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers]

3/27/24 So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
3/25/24 Veronique Vega

ReelRisque

Dream Deviance | pics

[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega]

3/24/24 Syren Sexton“Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 
3/23/24 Cytherea

Cythereas

Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

3/22/24 Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video]
3/21/24 What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them. [STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video]
3/20/24 CythereaSometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
3/19/24 Brynn and Shayla

Shayla

Filled to the Brynn

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video]

3/18/24 Arial and MelanieSomeone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video]
3/17/24 Brooklyn Jade

GingerLynn

Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

3/16/24 Alexa GraceAnyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video]
3/15/24 Sasha HeartIf you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean]
3/12/24 Kissy Kapri

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A Piercing Gaze | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video]

3/10/24 Heather VandevenWe all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video]
3/9/24 CythereaHave you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
3/8/24 Teagan Summers

ReelRisque

Enlightening | pics

[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers]

3/6/24 Alexis Love

ReelRisque

Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics

[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love]

3/5/24 Stormy Daniels

247AdultStars

Erotica back with the Real Stars

[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com]

3/3/24 Drew Butterfly

ReelRisque

Butterfly is Free | vid

[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video]

3/2/24 Jojo Kiss

ReelRisque

Down to the Deed | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss]

3/1/24 Evan StoneWe have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video]

August 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/15Tara Lynn Foxx

GingerLynn

Allysin Wonderland – Gia Dimarco – Tara Lynn Foxx – Melody Jordan – Nikki Charm – Sabrina Deep

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/29/15Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #7

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/28/15Dyanna Lauren

ReelRisqué

Old Time Rock & Soul | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Dyanna Lauren Video]

8/27/15Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Taking Stock

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Teagan Presley Video]

8/26/15Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

“Torn” Between Two Lovers

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Juli Ashton, Ginger Lynn, Rayveness, Chloe, Stacy Valentine]

8/23/15Dyanna Lauren

GingerLynn

Sadie Kennedy – Dyanna Lauren – Tessa Lane – Nikki Sexx – Katie Summers – Ava Green

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/22/15Phaedra AlexisYou know you have been blogging for a very long time when you answer a question posed by a newcomer on set with the response, “We’ll set you up with a password. You should read the Phaedra Alexis Story on the site.” And then you realize that this story took place a decade and a half ago at a time when the woman asking the question had yet to make it to second grade. Rather than make her research the topic, however, we put everything together for her (and you, consequently), added some things that we couldn’t do 15 years ago, and then tried not to fixate too much on the thought, “Good grief. We actually DO have clothing older than this woman.” [STAR TAGS: Phaedra Alexis Video, Inari Vachs]
8/18/15Georgia AdairPerhaps we should apologize now for whacking you upside the head with a Cher song right at the beginning, but when D.Minion feels emotion swell within her (absolutely bizarre) breast, she often breaks out in Cher tunes. At least this one comes absent the Sonny harmony, so it could be worse. And since you can quickly skip over that and get to the Georgia Adair parts, hopefully you can forgive us. We’re basically a bunch of gypsies, tramps, and thieves around here. What can we say? [STAR TAGS: Sweet Georgia Adair Video]
8/16/15Beverly Lynne

GingerLynn

Hyapatia Lee – Beverly Lynne – Ashley Blue – Ariella Ferrera – Jade Aspen – Shae Snow

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/15/15Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #6

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/14/15Priya Anjali Rai

ReelRisqué

Playas Gon’ Play | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Priya Rai Video]

8/13/15Vicca and NikitaSometimes you just want to say “Happy Birthday” to a friend. You don’t want to set the world on fire — or these days more accurately atwitter — with deep insights or even nudity, whether gratuitous or not. You just want to let someone know you’re thinking about them on this day. … Then at some point you realize that you have been remembering this occasion for over two decades, and that makes you all sad, so you decide to eat ice cream. … Enjoy laughing with Vicca. Ice cream optional. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita, Laura Palmer Video, Michael Ninn]
8/12/15Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Mmm is for Mischievous

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox]

8/9/15Priya Rai

GingerLynn

Priya Rai – Alina Long – Victoria White – Mia Gold – Kendra Cole – Kiki Daire

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/7/15Kristal Summers

ReelRisqué

Victory is “Myne” | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

8/6/15Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

I Don’t Want to Break It (#47)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

8/5/15Lola and DaisyWe presume a certain familiarity with strip clubs in our approach today, but given the likely audience, that seemed like a fairly safe stance to take. At some point in this life it all boils down to “Of course she’s beautiful, but will I ever get to see her naked?” … Now that may be the case in any walk of life, but at least we’re rather more upfront about it — or behind. It depends upon your view of preference. [STAR TAGS: Dee, KSex Daisy Video, Lola Video]
8/2/15Raylene

GingerLynn

Britney Amber – Aubrey Addams – Alana Evans – Raylene – Tia Cyrus – Lexxxi Nicole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/1/15Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Conventional High Rollers

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Sunny Lane, Scarlet Red, 247AdultStars.com]

June 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/12

Maverick fills out his Festive Fridays in June on 247AdultStars today, but sadly he has run out of AEE reports. He filled in this week with the definitively delicious “Natalia” in a “Dreamy” solo sequence. We figured that would be just fine. You can also jump to Cytherea’s “Slut Sniffing” theory from here, in case you missed it over on CythereasWetWorld, just because we’re helpful like that. By the way, D.Minion wanted us to include the fact that Gutenberg first published his Bible in 1455 while we were putting together this New Stuff listing, but we just couldn’t figure out how to do that. So we decided not to. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene, 247AdultStars.com]

MIchelle Maylene
6/27/12

It seems the U.S. Military pulled their “consultancy” support for Hollywood’s blockbuster film, The Avengers, because they had a problem with it being in their opinion “unrealistic.” Apparently the immortal guy with the magic hammer was no problem, nor did the fellow made out of rocks stretch credulity, but the “S.H.I.E.L.D.” group has no system in place for taking advantage of proper military channels or necessary respect for the chain of command. … Yeah, well, we’re not sure if Adam & Eve ever tried to enlist the assistance of actual Texas oil billionaires in the production of Dallas XXX, but D.Minion did not seem to focus on that aspect, at least during Day One of the production. Somehow we do not blame her. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Ford, India Summer]

Alexis Ford: Even Cooler than the Black Widow
6/22/12

Strangely enough Maverick has continued his commitment to having “Festive Fridays” this entire month with the conclusion of his Adult Industry Convention coverage today. Along the way, D.Minion passes us through the modern day Veronica Hart, and hopes we might even learn something in our travels. After all, hope does spring eternal in the human breast, and all. Come to think of it, that pretty much applies to porn conventions — well, the breast part at least — not so much the hope in some estimations. [FEATURED TAGS: Veronica Hart, Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane Exclusive Video, Teagan Presley, Capri Anderson, Lexi Belle, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Kayden Kross, Jessie Jane, Riley Reid, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Toni English and John Stagliano - as you know them.
6/21/12

Celebrating the first full day of summer, we find ourselves having taken some heat of late for being “too early” in our helpful reminders for people. It seems that we have inadvertently hindered the mystery of our sisters in CythereasWetWorld.com and Shayla.com by being too quick to point out when new posts arrive there, that people can also view here. Naturally we feel awful, and have resolved to mend our evil ways. After all, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the bitchin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Inari Vachs, Rayveness] 

Dee
6/15/12

If you have to drive all the way out to the middle of the California desert, doing so in order that you might observe some very large-breasted naked women frolicking around does tend to make the trip less taxing. Of course when Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie (from the U.K., Maverick, so how about that?) decide to “frolic” you really might not know what to expect. Think “butt-stacking,” “hand-waving,” and large inflatable pool toys. … That’s what you guessed, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, Goldie, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, Capri Anderson, Stormy Daniels, Kaylani Lei, Spencer Scott, Lexi Belle, Abella Anderson, Riley Reid, Tori Black, Belladonna, Cytherea, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie
6/13/12

For many people, “going through the Big D” refers to getting a divorce, those of course being the sophisticated country music fans among us. For the less enlightened, perhaps, the Big D might in fact mean Denver, but then depending upon where one lives, we suppose it could be like Decatur, Dubuque, Daytona, or maybe even Dublin. At Adam & Eve today, though, it means whatever Alexis Ford wants it to mean, and she picks “Dallas, XXX.” … Luuucy, she’s hooome … (Yeah, that was New York, we know. Whatever.) [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Texas Exclusive Video]

Dallas XXX
6/11/12

We learned over the weekend that apparently a couple other groups in the country have a “Big Three” on staff. Hmm. Go figure. Of course our Big Three handle very important decisions like which beautiful naked porn star we get to talk about on which day, or which XXX movie we get to show off when. And another of our Big Three figures out how best to display these pithy and revealing insights, continually playing with new technology to accomplish these “nude by design” goals. (OK. So the third of our Big Three is basically in charge of Mexican food, but around here that’s very important.) All of that said, in deference to the Oklahoma City Thunder and Miami Heat fans, we will admit this: Your Big Threes are taller. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Amytheist Stone Video, Taylor Anne Video, Michael Ninn]

Kristal Summers - Quite Content Being Short
6/9/12

Somehow we don’t seem to have seen as many fun bumper stickers driving around the LA freeways lately, although D.Minion found one she claims to identify with that said, “I’m a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie World.” Honestly, DM’s a lot more “Anne” rather than “Ann” but we try not to mention that to her very often, and we don’t talk about it certainly. How do you explain to people that the lead writer for your adult news site has the largest collection of Sonny and Cher collectibles you have ever seen, after all? Odd what motivates some people, although at least we understand the Shayla ones a lot more than Mary Kate and Ashley (also DM favorites). [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Sienna West, Bree Olsen, Jessie Andrews, Lily Carter, Kagney Linn Karter, Tori Black, Missy Rhodes, Selena Rose, Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, Riley Reid, Kristina Rose, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

The “Parrish” of Ms. LaVeaux
6/4/12

The reigning “Diminutive Minion” in our midst has always demonstrated a certain piquancy in her life — a trait that makes some degree of sense considering what we do for a living. True, the things that baffle her continues to grow as rapidly as technology moves forward, but D.Minion consistently maintains a keen devotion to the beautiful — and regularly nude — among us. Consequently, while DM can meander a bit in prose, we really can’t argue with her focus on Kristal Summers and Cytherea. … So we do not. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

Penthouse Poster
6/1/12

An ambitious Maverick has decided to update 247AdultStars.com every Friday this month, according to plan with (finally) the U.K. take on a new AVN approach this year to the AEE. We assume the 247 crew has set an unusual system in place to accomplish this goal, and have thus promised that we will vary our usual “oh, by the way” approach to their updates with coinciding entries of our own. Of course you likely have heard what “assume” does, and we all know to Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts. So caveat yada, yada … . (We made that last sentence up ourselves, but feel free to make it a common part of the American vernacular. It does have a certain flair.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Stoya, Jessie Andrews, Skin Diamond, Lily Carter, Holly Michaels, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Gracie Glam, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Sienna West, Emily Addison, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, BiBi Jones, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Alexis Texas & Cowgirl Friend