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August 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/24 Jana JordanThe 247AdultStars team has been having way too many parties lately. Sure these days they tend to be off in those “networking” sorts of grown-up parties, but then lately they’ve also been recounting celebratory gatherings of their past in our own industry. Honestly, this seems a little bit like showing off, kindly intentions aside. So we dug back and found our own special party times, oddly prescient in retrospect. Naturally, it fits our mold as we label it Life in the “Wow That Looks Really Fast Over There” Lane. Also naturally, we blend that with modern reflections, sensibilities, and, well, nudity. Funny how in history we all look great naked. [STAR TAGS: XRCO Awards 2007, Kristal Summers, Jana Jordan Video, TJ Hart, Georgia Jones, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
8/28/24 Brit Stars

247AdultStars

Close Out the Remaster Year with a Party

[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party 2011, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Jo Juggs, Tracey Lain, Scarlet Grey, Tanya Cox, Sarah Jane Bruce, Valentina Cruz, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com ]

8/27/24 Shayla, Helmetcam, Juli Ashton

Shayla

Friends in Faux Places

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Michael Ninn]

8/25/24 Olivia Wilder

GingerLynn

Kelly Shibari – Francesca Le – Devyn Heart – Sadie Kennedy – Amber Lynn Bach – Olivia Wilder

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/24/24 Liza Rowe

Risque “TOC’

Not About Birds

[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Liza Rowe Video, Joseline Kelly Video, Willow Divine Video]

8/23/24 Jezebelle BondMany things happen in adult movies that can strain credulity when it comes to plot. … OK, so many things can strain credulity about a lot of things one sees on screen in adult movies, but you can believe us when we tell you that, yes, those boys really are that big, and those women really are that beautiful. (Also, the sex happens to be real, and not generated by AI like some airport rally — or so we hear.) Regardless of all that the “Elegance” in Jezebelle Bond exists in real life to the point that no one can seriously believe that some dude might run away from her naked. If you ever met Bond, Jezebelle Bond, you would leave her both shaken and stirred. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video]
8/22/24 Lexi Bloom

RisqueNews

Dating Hints

[STAR TAGS: Lexi Bloom Video]

8/21/24 Tanya CoxWhen you have a bunch of people in literally different countries helping out when they can, you sometimes end up with an unintended bottleneck — although that term connotes negatively, and that very rarely fits a situation with too many naked women at the same time. Somehow, you see, we ended up with a 247AdultStars Double Feature today, what with Tanya Teasing and finding things Hot & Sandie at the same time. … Naturally we did what any benevolent organization would do and came up with a solution born of decades of experience and an essential disposition toward goodwill. We said, “Yes, please.” [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 
8/20/24 Shayla LaVeaux and Alexis DeVell

Shayla

More Wild than Innocent

[STAR TAGS:Shayla LaVeaux Video, Alexis DeVell Video, Patricia Kennedy Video]

8/18/24 DeeThere exist many variants on the dinner party concept. Presumably, though, one would reasonably expect to find things to eat — from burgers and dogs, to steaks, or anything capable of being thrown on a grill. Or you might feast on lasagna, or tamales, or anything that takes hours to prepare. People of certain economic status may have fish eggs, or little birds with about three bites of meat on them, or even big birds under glass, for some odd reason. Bottom line, though, regardless of the cumulative disposable income represented by the guests, all parties benefit from the inclusion of Dee on the invite list for the shindig. (That’s Redneck for soiree, by the way.) [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella, Lonnie, Carmen Luvana Video, Terri Summers Video]
8/17/24 Jenna Ivory

ReelRisque

Roommate Benefits pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Jenna Ivory Video]

8/15/24 Willow Devine

ReelRisque

If We Hurry | pics

[STAR TAGS: Willow Devine]

8/14/24 Paril Dahl

RisqueNews

Representative of an Era

[STAR TAGS : Paris Dahl Video]

8/12/24 Daphne Rosen - Gem SparkleNow job application standards vary a bit, but honestly there exists a level of skill in various presentation that cross pretty much all industries. Master enough of those, and you will always be as busy as you would like. For example, being “friendly” can almost always assist you. Even being a bit of an expert on “very friendly” can pretty much help you along no matter what your chosen vocation — but when looking for a Sugar Daddy, it takes on a special importance we learn today. Consequently, you should probably practice as much as you can. Feel free to share our stance with your favorite college professor. It’ll be fun. [STAR TAGS: Daphne Rosen Video, Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video]
8/11/24 Megan

ReelRisque

Sex on the Beach | vid

[STAR TAGS: Megan Video]

8/10/24 jessica drake and HavenYou know that funk that long-time couples can fall into where the wife gets bored to the point that she decides she might as well become a porn star and start working at a local live sex club? And her husband has no idea, but when he finds out what has been happening, he decides to just start making movies too? … You know that funk? … Yeah, well, most of us do not, honestly, but our world should hardly serve as the barometer of typical behavior. We have learned that over decades of careful scientific analysis you see? Or we learned it the first day on set and have then spent 20+ years reaffirming that initial theory. Never dismiss the strength in fantasy, although we would advise informing your partner before embarking upon a new sex worker vocation however. Seems at least polite. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Haven Video]
8/8/24 Shayla LaVeauxGoing on vacation with Shayla might seem like a grand idea, even before you see what could happen in the recreational vehicle. Granted, most of us would probably be willing to accompany the comely lass (as it were) regardless of the mode of transportation required, but feeling the earth move at the same time you’re feeling Shayla move you definitely has a unique appeal. That said, almost everything having to do with Shayla would likely fall into that latter category, so maybe a trip in a moving bedroom with Shayla wouldn’t feel all that special necessarily. … Naw, it would. It definitely would. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
8/7/24 Michelle Lay & Dee

RisqueNews

DEEmystified … Naturally

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video]

8/6/24 Kristal Summers

RisqueNews

Kristalized Comfort

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

8/5/24 Cytherea and Shayla LaVeaux

247AdultStars

Covering Four Days Across Three Months (because it gets really busy here)

[STAR TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Nina Hartley, Justone Joli, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander, Tori Black, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Bree Olsen, Selena Rose, Jynx Maze, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas Ana Lovato, Jenna Haze, Stoya, Kelly Divine, Gemma Massey, Natasha Marley, Bobbi Starr, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Gina Lynn, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Lexi Belle, Brooke Hunter, Riley Steele, Andy San Dimas, Breanna Benson, Yurizan Beltran, Dana DeArmond]

8/4/24 Ryan Keely

GingerLynn

Melody Jordan – Diana Prince – Joclyn Stone – Sabrina Deep – Brooke Lynn Santos – Ryan Keely

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/3/24 DeeConsidering our industry — and the dirtiness of your mind, of course — hearing about a “box shoot” may not be what you might expect. We can explain. So back in the ancient days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, this being the form of adult movie company owners, by the way, people used to get movies in the wildly advanced format called VHS, which came to customers in a box. Now that box needed decoration which company owners felt — rightly so, indeed — should feature compelling photographs of the crème de la crème (as it were, in a way) of the movie’s female cast. Taking the photographs for this ultimate purpose used to be a big production of its own, and it was a role performers valued a great deal. We celebrate dinosaur times today, albeit fully ignoring them in favor of the eye candy. Hey, everybody (sane) still likes candy. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Lana Moore Video, Lauren Phoenix, Carmen Luvana]

8/2/24 Vanessa LaneCome to find out, there are two distinct types of a “butler’s pantry” that one might find in a home. The kind most of us think about when we hear that term would be an entirely separate little room off to the side of the dining area where butlers (or presumably whomever) can prepare plates for formal presentation to the guests. The term also applies, though, to a long row of built-in cabinets along a wall with a sort of mini-counter on top, presumably for … well, we’re not sure … buffet setups, or maybe less fussy butlers? We DO know that if we ever end up in a house with one, we are definitely going to invite Vanessa Lane and her Elegance to drop by for a visit. [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video]
8/1/24 Shayla LaVeauxWhether she’s half way around the world partying with porn stars, or just hanging out in a friend’s kitchen making ice cream, Shayla always seems to be bubbly, witty, and downright wonderful to be around, if you want to know the truth. Now she also has demonstrated a marked comfort being naked all the time — also an admirable trait in a friend (provided that friend happens to look like Shayla, naturally). Even porn stars don’t spend their entire lives having sex, however (Egads! Right?), and Shayla has asked us to try and demonstrate some of the balance in her life. So if you happen to be in the mood for one of those wild, sweaty, bounce off the walls, sexual escapades sorts of posts, you should probably just skip this one. If you think a woman might look darned sexy licking off an ice cream beater, though, we think we can prove the point today. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray]

July 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/24 Joseline Kelly

ReelRisque

Possibly Prefers Pizza | pics

[STAR TAGS: Joceline Kelly]

7/29/24 Tanya Cox

247AdultStars

Christmas in July

[STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/28/24 Siri DahlThere are many things that one might consider bringing along on a trip to the beach. Out here in Southern California, of course, we have a lot of practice with these sorts of trips, so most of us end up with a collection of “going to the beach to do THIS” lists, where the items can vary rather substantially. After all, just sitting in sun or the surf does not require the number of things that playing volleyball or even people-watching might suggest. Oddly, all the lists do seem to include a certain biological attribute that always seems to enhance the trip, no matter what the intended goal. Nature can be great fun, right? [STAR TAGS: Melina Mason Video, Dayna Vendetta Video, Kiera King Video, Siri Dahl Video]
7/26/24 Siri Dahl

ReelRisque

A Very Graphic Novel | pics

[STAR TAGS: Siri Dahl]

7/25/24 Cheyenne Silver

RisqueNews

Cheyenne Silver — A Song All Her Own

[STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video]

7/24/24 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

The Convention Stars Bright, The Fun Remains the Same

[STAR TAGS: Erotica London 2011, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Katie K, Nancy Dell’Olio, Tanya Tate, Angel Long, Yazim, 247AdultStars.com]

7/23/24 Kiera King

ReelRisque

A More Private Workout | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kiera King]

7/22/24 StarrFor those perhaps too young to be familiar with the phrase, “Gimme some sugar” means simply that you are asking someone for a kiss. Now the general rules of civility and propriety surround the appropriate use of this expression, of course. One would not, for example, walk up to an attractive stranger in a grocery store with the request. At best the person might laugh, but more likely these days you would be directed to the correct aisle where one might acquire baking goods. When speaking of a Sugar Daddy, however, the “gimme some” implies an entirely different kind of relationship — although you should probably not try that at your local grocery store either. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Starr Video] 
7/21/24 Gina Valentina

ReelRisque

Love an Early Valentina | pics

[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina]

7/20/24 Alina West - Danica JamesAccording to Wikipedia — which certainly reigns as infallible because just anyone can post to it — scissors were invented thousands of years ago. Now that may be off a bit, because, y’know, Wikipedia, but for our purposes the precise date does not matter all that much. You see, we were wondering how long after actual scissors were invented did the kind we consider today in Stepsisters That Scissor come into being. After thinking about it, we’re thinking our kind might actually have come earlier and led to the invention of the more common variety. We can just hear some lesbian or bisexual woman exclaiming, “Dang, girl, you could cut paper in half with those legs. … Hey, now…![STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red Video, Paisley Parker Video, Goldie Glock Video, Jenny Sativa Video, Alina West Video, Danica James Video, Marissa Mae Video, Fallon West Video]
7/19/24 Shayla LaVeauxYou might be surprised to learn that people fairly consistently write in to say that they really enjoy our “things you can’t find on every other site” out there. In that spirit, D.Minion and Shayla have given us just what the doctor ordered. We could have called this simply “Shayla Eats Strawberries, and D.Minion Documents,” but that wouldn’t have given the entry its due, we’re thinking. For example, where else can you see photographs of Shayla attempting to milk a plastic cow? Huh? … Got you stumped, right? … We did not forget those more traditionally inclined, however, with what the new folks accidentally attributed as a “Darling Shayla” interlude. Sometimes it doesn’t matter much what you call it. You’ll probably forget the description, and basically everything else we’ve said today, just by watching Shayla. She has that effect on people. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
7/17/24 Dayna Vendetta

ReelRisque

Compelling Vendetta | pics

[STAR TAGS: Dayna Vendetta]

7/15/24 Natalia Forrest

247AdultStars

Dream a Little Dream of She

[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/14/24 Tara Lynn Foxx

GingerLynn

Melissa Jacobs – Jayden Lee – Claudia Valentine – Tara Lynn Foxx – Alana Evans – Sheena Rose

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/13/24 Melina Mason

ReelRisque

Begin at the Beach | pics

[STAR TAGS : Melina Mason]

7/12/24 Jezebelle BondWe head off in search of Elegance today, beginning with a raucous three-way because nearly all elegant presentations begin this way, of course. As a rather distinct benefit with this one, however, the episode evolves in a manner quite realistic with the way an actual “regular” couple might dip their toes — y’know, and other parts — into the whole ménage à trois experience. Not everyone wants to just jump into the deep end with something like this, no matter how much they may want to spice up their sex lives. We should all think of sexuality as more of a track meet as compared to an event as a rule. This adds happiness all around. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video, Nikki Nievez Video]
7/11/24 Devinn Lane

RisqueNews

Staying in Your Lane

[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Tory Lane Video]

7/10/24 Alexis & KristinaSometimes in order to get excited about the next thing, you have to look back at a past thing in order to refresh your memories. Those of us that cannot really remember what we had for lunch yesterday find this approach ideal, for the record. … So even though it may seem early to be thinking about a January 2025 AEE, when it comes to room reservations and such, trust us when we tell you that it is not too early at all. Consequently we dug out (and updated) a relatively young Maverick a Dirty Dozen Years Ago amidst all the … um … sensory input. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Ginger Lynn, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Christy Canyon, Brooklyn Lee, Lexi Love, Stoya, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Capri Anderson, Belladonna, Teagan Presley, 247AdultStars.com]
7/8/24 the muse

RisqueNews

Mostly for Maverick

[STAR TAGS: 247AdultStars Video Tour]

7/7/24 Mimi Allen

ReelRisque

That Lovin’ Feeling pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Mimi Allen Video]

7/5/24 TANK and GingerIf you really want to get the attention of an adult film star, tell them that you’d like to run a gallery and a story about them on your site, but you do NOT want any naked pictures because you cannot use them in your free areas. I once filled in as a photographer on a horror movie set, and the only thing they did not want me to shoot was the pretend sex scene. When you make your living one way, having someone ask you to do everything but that one thing can be confusing to say the least. Of course some really good things happen with our clothes on too. Imagine. … Hey, Ginger Lynn shines even after all these years, and even in (mostly) PG. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]
7/4/24 Bonni Gee

RisqueNews

Celebrate with a Bang

[STAR TAGS: Lia Lin Video, Bonni Gee Video]

7/3/24 Kaylan Nicole & Chasey Lain

RisqueNews

50 Ways to Have Your Lover

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca]

7/2/24 Changell Fox

247AdultStars

The Breasts of Friends

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/1/24 Pippa and RomanaYou know, it seems like it would be great fun to have enough money to be a Sugar Daddy, although whether or not one should do that would of course be a personal decision. Honestly the whole situation has always seemed a little suspect to those in the Risqué family, although we have known many people on both yin and yang of the circumstance. We start an exploration of the Sugar Daddy concept with part one today, though, so maybe we’ll all learn something. If nothing else, the research should be fun, even if you use your own extra money to support the arts or help the homeless or something. [STAR TAGS: Pippa Dee Video, Romana Ryder Video]

January 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/13

Don’t you just hate it when two roads diverge in the yellow woods, and come to find out you’ve been in the redwoods this whole time? Then when you find out that all the pretty girls were in those yellow woods, well, it can make you really sad. On the upside, we always have hope for the next time, just as soon as we figure out where we should be wandering. That’s the trouble with the Internet: It created too many forests. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Diamond, Zarena Summers Video, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

A Lexi in a Different Forest
1/28/13

If you work in Information Technology (IT) you probably have compiled your own list of things you really do not want to hear from people in your company. We feel safe in assuming that, “Hey, how do I get chocolate out of my keyboard?” to be right up there with the icky ones. … It seems that D.Minion has discovered something called “Choco Tacos” recently, though, and she approaches their use with her usual confident naiveté. Sometimes that works out better for her than others as you will with see with the soon to be classic game, Name That Strip Club Tune. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea]

Whistle A Happy Tune
1/23/13

As it turned out, not everyone did in fact get to go to the AEE this year, as one of those boring (but well paying) “other” kinds of clients required attention. Consequently those of us that did attend will need to explain all the wildly entertaining things they missed this time around — and we get to do it for an entire year. (Woo-HOO!) … So … the group set ground on a tour of this oft-charted desert isle … and then a whole bunch of stuff happened that we’ll get to later. For now, just understand that we had a million phones, a billion lights, and many motor cars to go with a skipper, at least a couple millionaires (but no wives), one professor, many, many movie stars — and likely at least a few first matings going on.  [STAR TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

Shayla Commenting on 1994
1/14/13

Since for some reason we all find ourselves heading out to the parade of porn stars in Las Vegas this year, we thought we should leave you for a week or so with the fine thoughts and images of Lon and Kylie. Come to find out, once people discover that Kristal Summers will be riding with us to the AEE, suddenly everyone sees a critical need for their attendance. When we take the 7-hour drive with Maverick, we don’t have nearly so many volunteers. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Julia Ann, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Sunny Leone, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Skin Diamond]

Tori Black and Lon. Peas in a Pod. Possibly.
1/12/13

Actually naming an adult movie “Naked” would be like choosing “Food” as the name for a cookbook. Fortunately the wise folks at Adam & Eve decided not to follow the “working title” recommendation, choosing Intimate Encounters 3 as the official release name. Granted, once people start putting numbers after a title it does tend to diminish the program as unique unto itself, but with D.Minion on set for Day One, we can be absolutely sure of one thing: We will definitely get unique. [STAR TAGS: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Misty Stone Exclusive Video, Ashlynne Leigh Exclusive Video, Marie McCray]

Not all of the 249 photos from this day feature puppies, just so you know.
1/9/13

Anyone can cover a porn convention and come up with fascinating insights and (even more easily) photographs of beautiful women. But only truly exceptional folks can cover a porn convention before it even happensas Steve has done today. Granted, technically this all refers to the 2012 convention, but that’s a minor detail. Porn stars. Real Dolls. And Lon. … What else does one need in order to provide concupiscent enlightenment? (OK. So you could need a dictionary. Maybe.) [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Brooklyn Lee, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Belladonna, Tasha Reign, Stormy Daniels, Sophie Dee, Ron Jeremy]

Real Doll & Lon. Not Pictured: Local Police
1/5/13

Suppose you had a friend that justified trying to put a Hello Kitty toaster and a giant troll doll in her carry-on luggage by explaining that any TSA agent that found them in her checked baggage might be tempted to steal them? And suppose this same friend spent her free time watching her favorite types of adult movie scenes, these being either double penetrations or solo female? … Well in that case another friend that spent her first few minutes in a new location looking for fun places to masturbate might seem sort of normal, right? Life is simply a matter of perspective with D.Minion and Shayla around. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

On Innovation and Plumbing with Shayla
1/1/13

We could talk about how simply postponing a decision for two months does not “avoid” a cliff nearly so much as “postpone” it. Or we could talk about how the “last minute” congressional compromise sure looks a heck of a lot like the exact same solution they had on the table a couple of weeks ago. … But why would we do that when we could welcome 2013 with Dee’s 4-Way Lesbian Dilemma instead? Clever beings that we are, we decided that we would not. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Charlie Video, Ashlynn Leigh, Marie McCray, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Watching Politics and Sausage-Making

September 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/12

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. … Oh, dear. … We really don’t mean to terrify anyone out there before the always happy “Halloween Month” even begins, but kindness dictates that we need to warn you: D.Minion has a new puppy. … Did we mention, “Oh, dear?” In our efforts to put a finger in the dike before it explodes and we all find ourselves buried in puppy pictures, we decided to enlist the aid of Shayla, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver immediately. We admit that technically they do not qualify as “dykes” per se, but who ever heard of sticking their finger in the bisexual? … Yeah. OK. … So who ever heard of it in the context of potentially avoiding a disaster? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video]

Heroes Need Their Rest
9/27/12

We can explain the American fascination with the NFL in a fairly simple way: For just a little bit of time in one’s complicated and frustrating life, it becomes perfectly acceptable to scream and yell like this world will end if the referee fails to call pass interference on some play in a game. It can be very cathartic, really, at least until the national press gets involved. A presumably relatively educated chap on Good Morning America today did refer to the circumstances surrounding a blown call last Monday as a night “that will live in infamy” during his report that we will now have the regular refs to scream at once again. … Um … That might be a bit extreme. Still, we manage to tie together Cytherea’s birthday and the Oakland Raiders this time out, which we consider a much more reasonable use of the football pastime. Of course we did have to explain to more than a few people in the office why they’re supposed to hate the Raiders. That was disheartening.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea’s Feet NOT in Raider Colors
9/25/12

All things considered it seems like our mothers should celebrate the anniversary of our births a lot more than the mere offspring should do. Right? She’s the one that did all the work, after all. If anything the individual kids should probably hide from that day as much as possible, because after that whole “come out of the womb” thing life sure got a lot tougher. Now in Maverick’s case although he claims to be particularly not celebrating this birthday, at least he has chosen to avoid thinking about it by employing a particularly American tactic: He is tormenting his friends with the beautiful women in his life. … OK. So the 247AdultStars team is really just tormenting Steve, so the rest of us can have a grand old time. … (Sorry, Mav. Didn’t mean to bring up old.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

A Joy to See Anna that Steve Missed
9/23/12

It goes without saying that any commentary on life almost completely depends on the author’s point of view. We all exist as an amalgamation of our life experiences, and as such we make observations necessarily influenced by that history. Of course not all of us have a POV Sex Experience with Dee, which just goes to show that some points of view can be a heck of a lot more interesting than others. Also, it confirms the theory that life is not fair. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video]

A View Sadly Not Shared by Everyone
9/20/12

Some 39 years ago today, Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs in a tennis match between professional players. Without getting into all the after-the-fact rationalizations that attempted to explain this woman over man event, we have decided rather to point out what now should be an obvious fact to everyone: Given enough time, women will always win. Honestly we can’t see why this appears confusing to people. To mark this day with Risqué’s usual celebration of all things female, the women here chose it to debut the NEW RISQUÉ RESPONSIVE DESIGN Launch on the Members’ Side. We did think to point out that that if you took the ages of any two random female performers in the adult business today, and you added those numbers together, odds are good you would still not reach the number thirty-nine. … Then, since many of us here remember watching the match between Billie Jean and Bobby on television, we decided to think about something else and let everyone enjoy all the nifty modern geekiness abounding. We go girl! [FEATURED TAGS: Allyssa Hall Video, Lexi Belle Video]

Allyssa Hall and Lexi Belle, Clearly Thrilled for Us.
9/19/12

A careful analysis of the most recent Monday Night Football contest reveals perhaps a caveat for life: Employing the “lull them into a false sense of security” strategy risks an eventuality where such a state suddenly represents an actual sense of security. Of course even if you know nothing about football — and care even less — you probably know that a “pigskin” plays a crucial role in the game. In our typical not in the least bit similar at all approach to porn simile, we provide “Porcine Prestidigitation” as a discourse this time around. If it makes you feel better, not only do we have no officials around to call penalties, we don’t even wear uniforms — or clothes, if you want to get technical about it. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Nicki Hunter, Sunny Lane, Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx, Erica McLane]

Erica McLean Considers her Flying Piglets
9/16/12

The football fans take weekends off this time of year, as apparently colleges play all through Saturday, and some frighteningly powerful group called the NFL takes over life on Sundays. Sadly for those folks, they will be late for their date “Smokin’ Bree” — while the rest of us get to enjoy the soft, warm and tasty treat right on time. Even those of us not dedicated to the “pigskin” (or even its name, truth be told) do not find it odd that the NFL has begun to take over Thursdays too this year, to go along with the Monday nights it has always held sway over. No. We do find quite unusual, however, how many “football fans” we have in the office that never follow a team at all until it means they get weekends off. Very curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen Video]

Bree
9/13/12

You know how you can just be going through your normal life, and all of the sudden you will find yourself thinking about someone you haven’t seen in quite awhile? Well, somebody needs to call Kristal Summers and tell her to think about me next time. She has apparently been lax in this important task. Were this not bad enough, in the recent CyCAM Episode tapped today, Cytherea actually asks for “motivation” before she begins. When a beautiful naked woman looks right at you and asks for advice regarding what she should think about while she masturbates, you shouldn’t take that personally, right? After going 0 for 2, I’m going to fold. You, however, can feel free to enjoy both Kristal and Cytherea. Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers. Sadly not thinking about me.
9/12/12

A mom and pop retail establishment we visited in Los Angeles this week had one of those hand-crafted signs taped to the wall above the cash register. It said, “Due to the declining California economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.” That said, since no one here ever made $40/hour to put on lug nuts in an assembly line, perhaps we see the future more optimistically than some people. Of course spending ones time watching three beautiful women act out lesbian fantasies in a bathtub full of milk could tend to brighten one’s outlook. You should prepare to feel much brighter. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond Video, Britney Diamond, Michael Ninn]

Milky Babes Drying Off
9/9/12

Most of the time we spend 90% of our time working on new material for the Members’ Side, and about 10% of our time organizing files and being sure the databases stay up to date so we can keep posting well into the future (when we would have probably forgotten all about the story behind the photos or videos if we did not complete this step). Obviously it does not take much of a math whiz to figure out that this equation leaves very little room for working on the “Free Side” of risqué. Every once in awhile, though, we will give the topic at least cursory consideration, most often with interesting — if not wholeheartedly amusing — results. Today happens to be such a day as it turns out, although you will need to be a member to know the funny part. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

It’s All in the Dee Tales
9/5/12

Conventions have a certain amount of similarity and overlap no matter where they happen to be held. … OK, so we attended a plumbing supplies convention once for some odd reason, and it was a bit different, and when we went to the Venus Show in Berlin they were playing hard core movies up on a giant screen when you went in, but those serve as exceptions that prove the rule. Between us we have been to hundreds of conventions, and those two stand out as unique in our minds. Now when Uncle Gibby goes to a convention with his video camera, though, you just never know what you may discover. Come to think of it, maybe there were a lot more unique moments at conventions, but we simply forgot. The mind is the first to go, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Exxxotica Chicago 2012, Belladonna Exclusive Video, Stoya Exclusive Video, Stormy Daniels, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Jenna Presley, Mari Possa, Lexi Belle]

Odd Shape
9/3/12

Only in America would we create a holiday called Labor Day and then have everyone celebrate by having everyone basically do nothing. Of course a few religious leaders could take some guidance from this approach. For example if those days of fasting all involved eating tons of decadent food all day long, they’d be a lot more popular. And speaking of food, festivities, and decadence, you should try spending some time in Las Vegas with Shayla and Cytherea. D.Minion did. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, JR Carrington, 247AdultStars.com]

Decadence Without Debauchery. What a Concept.