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May 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/23 Ginger Lynn and Evan Stone

GingerLynn

Offered and, y’know, Taken

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

5/29/23 Kylie IrelandEvery family endures some kind of pain, although thankfully most of us will never know the kind felt by loved ones left behind on this now official day of remembering those sacrifices. Still, pain can still hit a family unexpectedly, forcing us to deal with the event, the aftermath, and even the not yet distant enough memories. Through memory comes strength, though, which allows us to at least accept the bittersweet reality of life’s journey. We hurt. We learn. We persevere. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lexi Love Video, Kylie Ireland Video] 
5/28/23 Shayla LaVeauxQuick! Can anyone remember how Memorial Day came about? … Most of us could probably confirm that it serves the purpose of helping us all remember people that have given their lives to guarantee our freedom as Americans, but even that might take a second to pull up from our memory banks. It’s a bit like not quite recalling that Christmas is not supposed to be about Santa Claus and getting presents, although on a much more macro scale. We don’t all celebrate the “Christian” in holidays, after all, but we do all enjoy immense freedoms. Well, Memorial Day actually came about after the Civil War, if you can believe that. You can certainly find more information on this fancy internet thing, if you want additional information today, as promised Shayla we’d be brief. … Consider that bringing to water saying you have heard. You’d be the horse. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] 
5/27/23 Dee ViewsWe begin our own, admittedly unique, celebration of Memorial Day weekend today by providing a public service for those people who do not feel like traveling far from home by any means sounds like a fun time over these next three days. To be clear, we in no way wish to minimize the sacrifice of those we actually honor on this holiday, for they gave ultimately so that we can enjoy the freedom to even live the way we do. Still, we have confidence that the vast majority of them would have appreciated Public Service Notices of a decidedly adult nature, had they been given the chance. So while clearly not important in the grand scheme, we do rank highly on the fun scale. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Rayveness Video, Whitney Wonders Video] 
5/25/23 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

The BJ Bonus

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, Hannah Shaw Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

5/24/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

All Atwitter (& a Little Instagram)

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

5/23/23 Kiki Daire

GingerLynn

Nice By-The-Hour Hotels & A Bit of a “Daire”

[STAR TAGS: Kiki Daire Exclusive Video]

5/22/23 Gemma MasseySo the Babes have finished Running today, although we cannot be 100% certain of what we learned beyond if Bluebird really spent a million dollars on this movie, some high-ranking official at Bluebird really got scammed. Of course a school of thought exists around the premise that the adult movie genre does not exist to impart wisdom or help us ruminate upon life’s greater questions. Rather the intention always comes down to … well, something else. Once you absorb the five women and three men (technically maybe 2½) cavorting on a clearly ridiculously expensive set, then perhaps the “something else” will occur to you. [STAR TAGS: Kristina Rose Video, Brandy Aniston Video, Natasha Marley Video, Gemma Massey Video] 
5/21/23 Kenna James

GingerLynn

Briella Bounce – Tera Patrick – Alyssa Lynn – Mia Austin – Kenna James – Alessandra Noir

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

5/19/23 Juli Ashton and DeeWe all have pivotal moments on our lives, but you cannot really recognize one as such except for in hindsight. Sometimes when you think of where you are now, and then you think about all the things that put you in this place, you can honestly say to yourself, “Yeah, that makes sense when I think about it.” … Now if you can do this with Dee in one of those pivotal moments, well, then your life has been blessed a whole lot more than many others. At that point, you may begin to think … of other more private things. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Ginny Video]
5/18/23 Michelle Thorn

247AdultStars

In Celebration of the Nunu

[STAR TAGS: Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

5/17/23 Ginger Lynn, Lois Ayers, Stacy Donovan, Raven

GingerLynn

Very Happy Sea Men

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Raven Video, Crystal Breeze Video, Roxanne Rollan Video, Lois Ayers Video]

5/16/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Soft & Hard of It

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

5/15/23 Megu MiuraSome people tend to be very, very quiet, even in the midst of amorous adult enterprise (which sounds a lot more poetic than a flea bite, Mr. Donne). It makes sense, because it takes all kinds of people to make a world — Mr. Trump’s differing opinion noted and appropriately ridiculed virtually in silence. So simple odds would say that even in the midst of some very warm and passionate emotion, a certain percentage of the population would still remain outwardly muted. Of course not everyone puts those people on camera, but we shall consider the possibility of cultural significance as we bid Hello to some more Titties to start the week. … Hey, any week that starts with boobs already has a leg up, y’know, so to speak. [STAR TAGS: Megu Miura Video]
5/14/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

The Official Mother’s Day

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

5/13/23 Blake EdenAnyone who has ever followed a professional sport can remember a time when the coach put an injured starter into a game instead of the fully healthy backup. Now we do not know any professional athletes to ask in order to verify our theory, but it cannot feel good to realize that despite your highly attuned skills and rare genetic makeup, this other guy is better at 70% (or on one good leg, whatever) than you are at 100% of your health. That can’t be fun. … So you can think about that while you wander through the couple of hours worth of movie in our latest “TOC” feature, Ninn Technique | three. We’re going to rewatch The Princess Bride so we can be reminded that no one ever said life is fair. [STAR TAGS: Blake Eden Video, Scarlet Red Video, Jillian Janson Video, Abby Cross Video, Michael Ninn]
5/12/23 Kristal Summers

RisqueNews

Hey! We Found Paradise!

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video]

5/11/23 Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon

GingerLynn

Magic Canyon

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Christy Canyon Video, Jessica Wylde Video]

5/10/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

One Mother of a Return

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

5/9/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Clear Discrimination

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

5/7/23 Kristal SummersMaverick’s simple Siete de Kristal today allows us to tie up some loose ends — all while trying desperately not to jump on the joke between that particular phrase and this particular industry. You see, part of the joy of the Risqué Commune has always been the significantly interwoven aspects of all the sites. When Adobe decides that this one way they used to do video will no longer work, however, and thus one has to go back through decades of weaving in order to be sure all the videos work again, well, basically that sucks. On the upside, that would be another phrase particularly apropos to our industry, so we’ll just take the win. Rest assured that odds seem good that Maverick enjoyed our little Risqué Tapestry of Love even more than you will — which should be a lot. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/6/23 Kelly DivineWe had this grand plan to highlight a long weekend with not only Cinco de Mayo, but we’d follow that with Seis y Siete as well. The ReelRisque Team was up first on this Saturday with what our schedule informed us would be “Pick-Up Gamers” — a rollicking good time on video as well as being accompanied by a photo gallery. Of course anyone who has studied strategy as history can tell, no plan survives first contact. Understanding that, we can tell you that while the “Games” being played here certainly qualify as interesting, not a single one of the five people performing claims any Mexican heritage at all. Then again, they basically do not celebrate Cinco de Mayo in actual Mexico anyway, so maybe these folks will work just fine. Clearly, however, we need to work on our office cultural awareness, even should it only be California awareness. Our plan will be to start with tequila. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Right Video, Kelly Divine Video, Tiffany Post Video]
5/5/23 Alicia Rio

RisqueNews

Cinco de Mayo … Celebrar de Nuevo

[STAR TAGS: Dee, Alicia Rio Video, Gabrielle Video, Tess Newhart Video]

5/3/23 Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

If One Has to Be Dominated…

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Nina Hartley Video]

5/1/23 Professional WomanBabes continue to run today, although as with a great many of the Bluebird epics there towards the end, it seems like entropy may be controlling more than carefully considered strategy. Even regardless of the plot, though, it can be fairly difficult to corral four highly energized — borderline aggressive — professional European women all in one scene, so we give due credit to Tommy Gunn and Mr. Paul (he of the then Executive Chair of the whole shebang). Of course it would be in poor taste to pun that final word there, so we will avoid the temptation in favor of pointing out that we have even added what turns out to be half a Mayday! warning because … well, we shall explain later. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Krissy Lynn Video, Kara Price Video, Tasha Reign Video]

December 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/21 jessica drakeWe tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post Lon and Gibby’s Report from 2020 on the last day of 2021. We consider it a move to bring about good luck for future conventions, and honestly it was a lot easier than trying to find a virgin to sacrifice around here. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Rayveness, Georgia Adair, jessica drake, Victoria Zdrok, Kenna James, Riley Reid, Katie Morgan, Ana Foxxx, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Misty Stone, AEE 2020 Video]

12/30/21 Akubi and Yuma

ReelRisque

Two for One | pics

[STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Takashi Video]

12/28/21 Actress Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Turning Pages in Film & Music Video

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

12/27/21 VenusGenerally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the ever-lovely Venus, we have her as well. [STAR TAGS: Venus Video]
12/26/21 Ruby Reyes

GingerLynn

Nikki Phoenix – Dayton Rains – Tessa Lane – Beverly Lynne – Alyssa Lynn – Ruby Reyes

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/25/21 Bridgette MichaelsWe picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video]
12/24/21 Michael Ninn CelebrationThis time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for distant friends and family, you can send them one of our favorite toasts (that we absolutely did not make up ourselves): “May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.” Don’t use email or any kind of IM, though. Send them an actual note through the USPS written on a physical piece of paper. That’ll screw with their heads. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Nikky Blond Video, Adriana Rouso Video, Victoria Swinger Video, Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane, Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn]
12/22/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Holiday Treats

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

12/20/21 Young Ginger

GingerLynn

When Legends Co-Ride

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

12/19/21 Alexia Rae

ReelRisque

A Season of Red pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Alexia Rae Video]

12/17/21 Hench PeopleThings always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the BatFxxx Orgy category, rather than a political one, truth be told. On the upside, we were able to actually come to a consensus, and we feel supremely confident in our ability to forecast the outcome and costs of our program. … You may need a towel. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Cindy Behr Video, Delta White Video, Isis Love Video, Jasmine Black Video, Anaya Leon Video, Rio Lee Video, Stacey Saran Video]

12/16/21 Stacy Jay

GingerLynn

Stacy Likes Llamas

[STAR TAGS: Stacy Jay Video]

12/15/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Smelly & Clean

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

12/13/21 Breanne Benson and Charisma ColeWhen rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The bizarreness does not distract (mostly) from the appeal of Charisma Cole and Breanne Benson, though, so you’ll likely want to just run with it. It was always going to be a weird day, after all. Friday the 13th came on a Monday this month. [STAR TAGS: Charisma Cole Video, Breanne Benson Video]
12/12/21 Scarlett Pain

ReelRisque

A Gun and Many Piercings pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Scarlett Pain Video]

12/11/21 Cheyenne SilverSay you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about “the dancing striptease” part of the event. Let’s say that would be Kristal Summers. Then let’s say that being a nervous but clever young woman Kristal sees the wisdom of inviting over a coach, not so much for choreography, but more as an experienced friend for emotional support. We’ll identify this expert as Dee. … At this point, we should probably just clarify that as far as coaching goes, Dee gets rather more involved that would a traditional tutor. Adult stars apparently have a genre-unique inspirational style. You’ll see. (Or, y’know, members will.) [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]

12/9/21 Many Women

GingerLynn

An Orgy of Solos

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Lyla Lei Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video]

12/8/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Flirting and Squirting

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

12/6/21 Bella-Marie WolfEveryone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that Bella-Marie Wolf can play a role in pretty much any fantasy we can conjure up. (“Wolf” in the forest. Get it?) [STAR TAGS: Bella-Marie Wolf Video]
12/5/21 Briella Bounce

GingerLynn

Melissa Jacobs – Jacky Joy – Skin Diamond – Briella Bounce – Ana Foxxx – Victoria White

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/4/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Balls of Not Blue

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

12/3/21 Juli Ashton, Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Torn, Between Two Lovers

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Ginger Lynn Video]

12/2/21 DeeHappy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching Dee and Anais today now that you know about Palindrome Day. Granted they do not look the same forward and backwards, but they do look excellent from either direction. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
12/1/21 Victoria Lawson, ustin Magnum

RisqueNews

Return of Geekettes

[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Leon Video, Kim Tao Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Amia Miley Video, Jasmine Jolie Video]

April 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/21 Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

A Canyon of Christy

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Christy Canyon Video]

4/27/21 Ginger and Friends

GingerLynn

Friends with Girls

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Envy Mi Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Lyla Lei Video, Sassy Video]

4/25/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Detained with Profit Motive | vids

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Hollie Stevens Video, Alicia Alighatti Video, Emily Evermoore Video]

4/23/21 DeeA rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might come up with Petals in that case, which would in fact make you a winner today. Taken in the right light, therefore, we are almost as good as Shakespeare. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video]
4/22/21 Faith LeonWe tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, giving a gift “outside” your circle and immediate family. Giving something to hundreds or thousands of people that you will never, ever meet simply seems good, and we all need something to feel good about these days. Of course giving your grandma a gift may help you end up in her will, whereas giving to the Earth will not have this benefit. If the Earth dies, well … no need for a will. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon]
4/21/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Fans of Divergent Fables

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Lacy Rose Video]

4/21/21 Christiana Cinn

GingerLynn

Christiana Cinn Talks | Twitches

[STAR TAGS: Christiana Cinn Video]

4/19/21 Rio MariahWhen in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be more of an aspiration than some personal credo — albeit one with a very fine “asp” on display, come to think of it. … If you have a very strong preference for, and belief in, the type of modeling clay you prefer, would you then have a Play-Doh Credo? … These are the types of questions which remind us that we could perhaps need a nap. You might prefer an analysis of Makayla Cox and Rio Mariah before yours. … Hey! Come to think of it, we can blame it on Rio. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Makayla Cox Video, Rio Mariah Video]

4/18/21 Lilly Banks

ReelRisque

If Looks Could Thrill pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Lilly Banks Video]

4/17/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Amazing (and Friendly) Feats

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland]

4/15/21 Mia MalkovaY’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with Mia Malkova it does tend to distract from really dull concepts like amortization of fixed assets. Mia does, however, possess some excellent assets. And she balances exceptionally well too, come to think of it. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Veronica Snow Video, Marly Brinx]
4/14/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Rhymes with Goonies

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video]

4/13/21 Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Annette Haven

GingerLynn

Y’Know, That One Spot

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Amber Lynn Video, Annette Haven Video]

4/11/21 Taylor May

GingerLynn

Aubrey Gold – Taylor May – Carrie – Kianna Bradley – Ally Kay – Hyapatia Lee

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/11/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

The Icon in Rare HD

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/10/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Maidens Numbering Ten

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/10/21 Brittasny AndrewsSo D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] 
4/8/21 Melissa Jacobs

GingerLynn

One Just Got Away

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Melissa Jacobs Video]

4/6/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Friends with Bad Bob | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Sasha Heart Video, Tessa Taylor Video]

4/5/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Seeking Sonya | vid

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

4/3/21 Ginger, Lois Ayers, Stacy Donovan

GingerLynn

Book of Scraps

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacy Donovan Video, Lois Ayers Video]

4/2/21 Angel and Ginger

GingerLynn

Angel of Her Eye

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Angel Video]

4/1/21 Lacey LennonAfter careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they still look really pretty that way. [STAR TAGS: Blake Blossom Video, Lacey Lennon]

November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14

You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/28/14

Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]

Shaory Mac & Nina Hartley
11/27/14

Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/21/14

Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/19/14

Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

Linn Thomas and Victoria Zdrok
11/16/14

You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
11/14/14

Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]

professor jessica drake
11/11/14

Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]

Kylie Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon (an actual veteran)
11/7/14

Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]

Stormy
11/4/14

We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/2/14

Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star