| 5/31/24 |  If one were logical and honest about it, in the final analysis, the “Last Man Standing” will almost certainly be a woman. There are more of them. They live longer, mature earlier, and at least objectively do not seem to fall victim to the “Dang it … there’s no blood for my brain because it’s all in my dick” disease. If women ever figure that out, all those old white dudes in Washington will be in for a rude awakening, right? … Fortunately, today, we avoid politics entirely while we simply admire a couple of old friends in Keri Windsor and Taylor St. Claire in a movie entitled, interestingly, Last Man Standing. You can draw your own conclusions, but we’re pretty sure Keri wins in this one. [STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video, Taylor St. Claire Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Alexandra Quinn Video, Lezley Zen Video, Cheryl Dynasty Video] |
| 5/30/24 | 
RisqueNews Kat de Pussy[STAR TAGS: Katsumi Video, Katsuni Video, Penny Flame Video, Mia Smiles Video, Monica Sweetheart, Trinity, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/28/24 | 
247AdultStars Memories of Beauty Abounded[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2009, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Alektra Blue, Jessica Drake, Tori Black, Tori Lane, Sophie Dee, Lexi Belle Video, Sunny Leone, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Belladonna] |
| 5/27/24 | 
ReelRisque Diamond ’N’ Rough pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond Video] |
| 5/26/24 | 
RisqueNews The Ichtheologist without the Ick[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 5/24/24 |  Life goes on. We all know that. From the time most of us are very young we begin to learn that people will come in and out of our lives. We learn to treasure their memories and spend time in fond recollection when we can. Of course only a complete idiot would argue that all of these now distant friends held equal levels of importance in our lives, and around here we only have partial idiots, so we would never claim that. We do have something that many do not, however, as we can pull up the next episode in Tycoon and find ourselves surprised with new scenes from a dear old friend. … It’s not the same as an in-person visit by any means, but it beats the heck out of looking for pictures on a hard drive full of them. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
| 5/23/24 | 
Shayla Definitely Not Junk[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/22/24 | 
RisqueNews Continuing the Maverick Theme with Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/21/24 | 
RisqueNews Maverick of Yore[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Dyanna Lauren] |
| 5/20/24 |  Former President still criminal defendant in ongoing trial for trying to write off a payment to a porn star? Check. … Watching beautiful Cosplay Women act out elaborate lesbian fantasies still a lot more fun than watching criminal trials — or scrolling newspaper feeds about those trials? Double Check. … Granted, a list of things more interesting to hear about than our former President would be very long indeed, although that still might beat hearing again about how our current President is not all that old. Really. … No wonder people talk about porn more than politics. Around here, of course, most are just glad we finally quit talking about the new kickoff rules in the NFL. … Some people… [STAR TAGS: Nicki Hunter Video, Ela Darling Video]
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| 5/19/24 |  Lawyers get a bad reputation pretty much because lawyers deserve a bad reputation. Having been unusually involved in “legal cases” over the past few months/years we have seen a lot of lawyers, and they pretty much all seem to deserve the sleazy, say-anything-for-money lack of respect they tend to get. That said, not many of them look like adult movie stars — one recent notable exception aside, and intentionally not mentioned by name. In our little fantasy world, then, when you hear “She Divorced Me…” you’ll know you will likely not care about legal niceties. We did not. Of course we do not try to convince the world of the accuracy and justness of our fantasies either. So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase Video, Jillian Janson Video, Holly Hearts Video, Alexa Nicole Video, Ryder Skye Video] |
| 5/18/24 |  Certainly there are things in life that seem to draw way more attention than any objective view might determine they really deserve. A rich, powerful man had sex with a porn star, you say? … Gosh. We’re stunned. … Getting quickly away from that quicksand of a topic, though, we can say with certainty that one should Never Diss da BJ in life. You may not need to actually celebrate it all the time — although in honesty a BJ is a bit like pizza in that clearly “great” exists, but even the average ones are still pizza. If you can’t get gourmet stuffed-crust, then frozen Tombstone will do just fine. … Hmm. We could have gotten off topic again. We should stop now. [STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson, Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio] |
| 5/17/24 | 
ReelRisque Flower Power pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video, Allison Pierce Video] |
| 5/15/24 | 
247AdultStars Getting the Bedroom Dirty[STAR TAGS : Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/13/24 |  D.Minion has a birthday this week, although she made us promise not to tell anyone the specific date. Following that guidance, therefore, we can tell that it does not fall on today (Monday), nor would Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday be correct guesses either. Sorry to be this secretive, but we do try to be kind when we can. … On that note, we chose, if not THE FAVORITE (in all caps and bold) scene on her personal list, at least one that to this day instills a great deal of gushing — which kind of makes sense, what with the scene featuring Taren Steele and all. … And if you do not understand anything we’re talking about, well, you clearly know neither D.Minion nor Taren Steele. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] |
| 5/12/24 | 
GingerLynn Lacie James – Justine Joli – Daisy Ducati – Amber Chase – Shayla LaVeaux – Sadie Kennedy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 5/11/24 | 
Shayla Wardrobe Pal Function[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
| 5/10/24 | 
Shayla Land of Milk and a Honey[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 5/8/24 |  On the day after the country witnessed a porn star taking the witness stand in a criminal prosecution against a former President of the United States, we revisit history in a much less controversial way. Well, we have likely not technically witnessed this historic moment — one of many with “45” as he likes to be called — more likely we read about it on the internet or heard about via some “news” report. Still, at least with ours you will get to actually witness how we draw in tangents of Keri Windsor and Wendy Divine way more smoothly than some of the DA tangents appear to be drawn in the New York case. Sometimes in life, being just for fun beats the heck out of being important. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent, Jewel Valmont] |
| 5/7/24 | 
247AdultStars Love Makes the Boobs Go ‘Round[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Ryder IS the Skye | pics[STAR TAGS: Ryder Skye] |
| 5/5/24 |  Once you start on a crescendo, it can leave one with a distinct feeling of unease should it just stop in the middle. While we do like to perhaps stretch the way people think around here, we mostly like them to be comfortable while in the midst of any ruminations. Consequently, we continue with the next step in our symphony of entertainment of both an audio and visual nature. We could even claim that this all fits perfectly today on Cinco de Mayo and that we planned the whole thing this way. Even though that may be true, we’d understand if y’all were a tad skeptical of that claim. Finely-tuned machine does not describe the Risqué Commune nearly as well as held together with dedication, duct tape, and hope. … But why be boring? [STAR TAGS: Lorraine Sisco Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/4/24 | 
ReelRisque Finding Your Chi pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Kimberly Chi Video] |
| 5/3/24 |  You may have heard that there’s this big trial going on in New York involving a Tycoon of sorts — or unusual sorts, depending upon your point of view. True to our nature, though, we wholeheartedly wish to stay as far away from that topic as possible (which basically involves just watching HGTV all the time unless you want to watch super dull programming on the NFL Network while nothing at all is happening in the league). That said, we tag-lined our own episode of Tycoon today “Mayhem and Bliss” which we figure pretty much describes their lives in general. See how fun it is not being super rich? (Yeah, we’re not sure about that either, but we do like Monica and Autumn a lot.) [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem Video, Autumn Bliss Video] |
| 5/1/24 |  Many moons ago — to go with a theme we have not yet explained — we did an “irreverent” May Day introduction that apparently did not sufficiently celebrate wood nymphs (or something like that), opting instead for a hilarious use of the distress call. Hey, some people just don’t appreciate Lost in Space humor, apparently. … At any rate we have been banned ever since — mostly because D.Minion has a freakishly long memory — so we are definitely not doing that again. Of course nothing says we cannot build to a Crescendo again, so we will. If people wander from there, well, golly, what can we do? [STAR TAGS: Tall Goddess Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
May 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
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Year:2024
Month:May
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Every family endures some kind of pain, although thankfully most of us will never know the kind felt by loved ones left behind on this now official day of remembering those sacrifices. Still, pain can still hit a family unexpectedly, forcing us to deal with the event, the aftermath, and even the not yet distant enough memories. Through memory comes strength, though, which allows us to at least accept the bittersweet reality of life’s journey. 
Quick! Can anyone remember how Memorial Day came about? … Most of us could probably confirm that it serves the purpose of helping us all remember people that have given their lives to guarantee our freedom as Americans, but even that might take a second to pull up from our memory banks. It’s a bit like not quite recalling that Christmas is not supposed to be about Santa Claus and getting presents, although on a much more macro scale. We don’t all celebrate the “Christian” in holidays, after all, but we do all enjoy immense freedoms. Well, Memorial Day actually came about after the Civil War, if you can believe that. You can certainly find more information on this fancy internet thing, if you want additional information today, as 
We begin our own, admittedly unique, celebration of Memorial Day weekend today by providing a public service for those people who do not feel like traveling far from home by any means sounds like a fun time over these next three days. To be clear, we in no way wish to minimize the sacrifice of those we actually honor on this holiday, for they gave ultimately so that we can enjoy the freedom to even live the way we do. Still, we have confidence that the vast majority of them would have appreciated 
So the 
We all have pivotal moments on our lives, but you cannot really recognize one as such except for in hindsight. Sometimes when you think of where you are now, and then you think about all the things that put you in this place, you can honestly say to yourself, “Yeah, that makes sense when I think about it.” … Now if you can do this with 
Some people tend to be very, very quiet, even in the midst of amorous adult enterprise (which sounds a lot more poetic than a flea bite, Mr. Donne). It makes sense, because it takes all kinds of people to make a world — Mr. Trump’s differing opinion noted and appropriately ridiculed virtually in silence. So simple odds would say that even in the midst of some very warm and passionate emotion, a certain percentage of the population would still remain outwardly muted. Of course not everyone puts those people on camera, but we shall consider the possibility of cultural significance as we bid 
Anyone who has ever followed a professional sport can remember a time when the coach put an injured starter into a game instead of the fully healthy backup. Now we do not know any professional athletes to ask in order to verify our theory, but it cannot feel good to realize that despite your highly attuned skills and rare genetic makeup, this other guy is better at 70% (or on one good leg, whatever) than you are at 100% of your health. That can’t be fun. … So you can think about that while you wander through the couple of hours worth of movie in our latest “TOC” feature, 
Maverick’s simple 
We had this grand plan to highlight a long weekend with not only Cinco de Mayo, but we’d follow that with Seis y Siete as well. The ReelRisque Team was up first on this Saturday with what our schedule informed us would be 
Babes continue to run today, although as with a great many of the Bluebird epics there towards the end, it seems like entropy may be controlling more than carefully considered strategy. Even regardless of the plot, though, it can be fairly difficult to corral 
We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post 
Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the 
We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video]
This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for 
Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the 
When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The 
Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about 
Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that 
Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching 
A rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might 
We tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, 
When in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be 
Y’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with 
So D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] 
After careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they