2/28/22 |
Risque “TOC” Men Irrelevant Once Again | Full Movie[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Vicca, Nikita, Keri Windsor, Cheyenne Silver Video, Becca, Inari Vachs Video, Felecia Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Allysin Chaynes Video, Liza Harper Video, Melissa Hill Video, Randi Rage Video, Laurie Holmes Video, Misty Dawn Video, Alice Lighthouse Video, Kaylynn, Goldie Blair, Daisy Chain, Nikol, Nina Kornikova, Samantha Sterlyng, Gwen Summers] |
2/27/22 | So this remastered post of Shayla being the very best passenger in a car ever was supposed to go up on her birthday, but … y’know, Life Happened. Consequently, we decided to run Literal “Auto” Erotica exactly two months late. This way it adds some “logic” — definitely in quotes — and makes it easier for people to remember the 27th of December this year. (Yeah, Shayla has one of those sucky birthdays where you mostly only get a single gift that “covers” Christmas and your birthday.) Yet she turned all happy and inspirational and stuff. Life is weird … but it happens, you know. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
2/27/22 |
GingerLynn Kenna James – Francesca Le – Lucky Starr – Joclyn Stone – Ashley Blue – Vicky Vixen… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/26/22 | You know the old joke where a guy keeps praying to God over and over to let him win the Lottery? If not, at the end of this (generally very long) joke, a deep and resonating voice sounds from the heavens in exasperation saying, “Meet me halfway. Buy a ticket.” … Egomania aside, we really did try to help another part of the Risqué Commune today, but we just did not manage to bring it home. We hope that Gianna Dior and promises of better days to come soon will make you feel better. It sure helped us. [STAR TAGS: Jesse Capelli Video, Natalia Rossi Video, Gianna Dior] |
2/25/22 |
RisqueNews PJs Optional[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, Daisy Marie Video, Alexis Love Video, Lynn Gambles, Melissa May] |
2/24/22 |
GingerLynn I Love Big Tall Ones[STAR TAGS: Aubrey Gold Video] |
2/22/22 | You just have to do something special for a day that translates (in the U.S.) as two, twenty-two, twenty-two. If you did not, well, not only might that cause some butterfly effect impending doom sort of thing down the road, but more deep and metaphysical reasons exist as well. You see, back in days when there were only four tv channels, one of them used to carry a show named Room 222. This show starred a cute little thing named Karen Valentine, who must have been special because some of us remember her in that role 50+ years later. In terms of more locally special things, we managed to complete our Taren Steele Trilogy, who also happens to be a cute little thing and would make an excellent Valentine, should that opportunity ever arise for you — no matter what the date. Just so we’re clear, she’s Steele the one, who can scratch my itch any time she wishes. And for the record, she does not seem to wish so nearly enough. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Vicca, Stephanie Swift, Michael Ninn] |
2/21/22 |
GingerLynn A Whole Lotta Pink Goin’ On[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Roxanne Rollan Video, Lois Ayers Video] |
2/20/22 |
ReelRisque Hotel Harmony pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Ashton Pierce Video] |
2/19/22 | Even some scenarios from just a few years ago can appear wildly inappropriate. A cursory view might consider them sexist, but that would not be quite accurate, as the scenes would be uncomfortable even if one switches the sex of the “boss” here. Perhaps the time has come for even the gonzo companies to question their (occasionally too easy) setups. We cannot speak for them, of course. We can speak to CEOs and Office HOs being available again so that you can make up your own minds. If could be time for Hollywood to stop representing things — at least in “modern” settings — as they are and seek rather to present them as they should be. That could be useful. [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Ashlyn Rae Video, Briana Blair Video, Sammie Spades Video] |
2/18/22 | Almost everyone has one profile better than the other, at least by a little. When you happen to be a specific crusader, though, you will run into a particular villain who has a very definite good side … well of his face. He’s a villain, so he really only has a bad side morally. In this case he makes up for his unfortunate burns with a beautiful blonde on one side and a beautiful brunette for the other. Honestly, if all villainy turned out this well, the world would be a much scarier place. As we understand the Dread Pirate Roberts, “Life is pain,” but that must be relative sometimes. [STAR TAGS: Andy San Dimas Video, Jamey Janes Video] |
2/16/22 |
GingerLynn Silky Sweet[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
2/15/22 |
Cythereas It’s Not the Thread Count[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
2/14/22 | Sometimes when you have been friends with someone for over 20 years you can forget how it was that you actually met. For those of you that do not know of him, Maverick was a fine chap that ran 247AdultStars for the 14+ years it was in operation. We’re actually about to start the (massive, yet again) project of remastering all those European beauties for everyone, but it got us thinking about Mav — now a successful photographer and magazine publisher. Well, Dear Mav came to us originally by joining the Inari Vachs site, and of course stayed because of Inari, Kristal Summers, and basically all of us certainly (but still mainly Inari and Kristal). One of the things Maverick inspired near the end of active participation in the commune was our now wildly popular Risqué “TOC” section, so we dug up the original intro, which interestingly featured our debut with Chantelle Fox, another U.K. addition to the Commune (and a much better looking one than Mav, truth be told). [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Inari Vachs] |
2/11/22 | As the (surprisingly massive) efforts to revamp some of our main sets at the office continues, we refuse to completely ignore our remastering efforts. … OK. So also at some point we need to rest surprisingly old muscles too, but that does not make our decision less valuable. … Toward that aim we offer a weekend for you full of a Bodacious Butt Bonus. Who even remembers boring butts after all? Trust us when we tell you that memories of Becca and what almost was with Julia Ann beat the heck out of going in search of 4″ cover plates and self-leveling underlayment. (That’s not nearly as sexy as it sounds.) [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Becca Exclusive Video] |
2/8/22 |
Shayla The Anal Plate Special[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn] |
2/7/22 |
GingerLynn She Thinks He Can…[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
2/6/22 |
GingerLynn Kimberly Chi – Jade Aspen – Nikki Charm – Brooklyn Jade – Ashlyn Molloy – Rachel James… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/4/22 |
Shayla The Tunnel of Love (sort of)[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland] |
2/3/22 |
Cythereas Confirming the Cy Sigh[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lyla Lei Video] |
2/1/22 |
GingerLynn Of Course I Am
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Filed Under: Lyla Lei
December 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/31/21 | We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post Lon and Gibby’s Report from 2020 on the last day of 2021. We consider it a move to bring about good luck for future conventions, and honestly it was a lot easier than trying to find a virgin to sacrifice around here. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Rayveness, Georgia Adair, jessica drake, Victoria Zdrok, Kenna James, Riley Reid, Katie Morgan, Ana Foxxx, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Misty Stone, AEE 2020 Video] |
12/30/21 |
ReelRisque Two for One | pics[STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Takashi Video] |
12/28/21 |
GingerLynn Turning Pages in Film & Music Video[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/27/21 | Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the ever-lovely Venus, we have her as well. [STAR TAGS: Venus Video] |
12/26/21 |
GingerLynn Nikki Phoenix – Dayton Rains – Tessa Lane – Beverly Lynne – Alyssa Lynn – Ruby Reyes… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
12/25/21 | We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video] |
12/24/21 | This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for distant friends and family, you can send them one of our favorite toasts (that we absolutely did not make up ourselves): “May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.” Don’t use email or any kind of IM, though. Send them an actual note through the USPS written on a physical piece of paper. That’ll screw with their heads. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Nikky Blond Video, Adriana Rouso Video, Victoria Swinger Video, Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane, Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/22/21 |
Cythereas Holiday Treats[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
12/20/21 |
GingerLynn When Legends Co-Ride[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/19/21 |
ReelRisque A Season of Red pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexia Rae Video] |
12/17/21 | Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the BatFxxx Orgy category, rather than a political one, truth be told. On the upside, we were able to actually come to a consensus, and we feel supremely confident in our ability to forecast the outcome and costs of our program. … You may need a towel. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Cindy Behr Video, Delta White Video, Isis Love Video, Jasmine Black Video, Anaya Leon Video, Rio Lee Video, Stacey Saran Video] |
12/16/21 |
GingerLynn Stacy Likes Llamas[STAR TAGS: Stacy Jay Video] |
12/15/21 |
Shayla Smelly & Clean[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
12/13/21 | When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The bizarreness does not distract (mostly) from the appeal of Charisma Cole and Breanne Benson, though, so you’ll likely want to just run with it. It was always going to be a weird day, after all. Friday the 13th came on a Monday this month. [STAR TAGS: Charisma Cole Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
12/12/21 |
ReelRisque A Gun and Many Piercings pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Scarlett Pain Video] |
12/11/21 | Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about “the dancing striptease” part of the event. Let’s say that would be Kristal Summers. Then let’s say that being a nervous but clever young woman Kristal sees the wisdom of inviting over a coach, not so much for choreography, but more as an experienced friend for emotional support. We’ll identify this expert as Dee. … At this point, we should probably just clarify that as far as coaching goes, Dee gets rather more involved that would a traditional tutor. Adult stars apparently have a genre-unique inspirational style. You’ll see. (Or, y’know, members will.) [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
12/9/21 |
GingerLynn An Orgy of Solos[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Lyla Lei Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
12/8/21 |
Cythereas Flirting and Squirting[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
12/6/21 | Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that Bella-Marie Wolf can play a role in pretty much any fantasy we can conjure up. (“Wolf” in the forest. Get it?) [STAR TAGS: Bella-Marie Wolf Video] |
12/5/21 |
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jacky Joy – Skin Diamond – Briella Bounce – Ana Foxxx – Victoria White… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
12/4/21 |
Shayla Balls of Not Blue[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
12/3/21 |
GingerLynn Torn, Between Two Lovers[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/2/21 | Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching Dee and Anais today now that you know about Palindrome Day. Granted they do not look the same forward and backwards, but they do look excellent from either direction. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/1/21 |
RisqueNews Return of Geekettes[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Leon Video, Kim Tao Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Amia Miley Video, Jasmine Jolie Video] |
June 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/30/21 |
Shayla Gag Me with a Swoon | Poke Shayla Alley[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
6/28/21 |
ReelRisque Those ‘70s Lesbians[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Brianna Love Video] |
6/26/21 |
GingerLynn Beginning the Project[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Jennifer Noxt Video, Kari Foxx Video] |
6/26/21 | Shayla had her Twitter account shut down temporarily once, because apparently you can show all the hard core sex you want in your Twitter feed, but heaven forbid you show bare breasts on your profile picture. Now probably a lot of very smart and very dedicated people came up with this line of demarcation, and they could probably give us very sound and convincing reasons for the decision, you know, if we could get them to answer the question — which we will never be able to do. Figuring out where to draw the censorship line is complicated enough without having to actually explain yourself. That really sucks. … You will find @ShaylaLaVeaux back up now, but we put together a little bit of a tribute to perspective for Shayla, just to make her laugh. Feel free to laugh along and stop thinking about weird Twitter rules. It’ll keep your head from hurting. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Amy Faye Video] |
6/25/21 | Anyone with a reasonable amount of industry knowledge could tell you that when you get rid of all the dudes on a set, the entire atmosphere changes into one of excitement and party-time. Most could also tell you that when you put Kylie Ireland and Amber Rain on a set and get rid of all the dudes, well, you’re gonna need some extra towels — and not just for the performers. … Then you add Amber Rain, Lexi Love, Ana Nova, Katja Kassin, Louisa Lanewood, Melanie Scott, and Phyllisha Anne because … well, honestly we have no idea what the producers were thinking. But we like it! [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Love Video, Ana Nova Video, Katja Kassin Video, Louisa Lanewood Video, Menanie Scott Video, Phyllisha Anne Video] |
6/23/21 |
GingerLynn The Golden Man[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
6/22/21 |
Cythereas Polish the Buns[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
6/20/21 |
GingerLynn Louche Lads & Lesbians[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video] |
6/19/21 | As time moves on, the immortality of Youth tends to wander through, “That may not have been the best idea,” until it finally reaches the maturity standard of, “Yeah, that was really stupid.” … One does not often get to witness this 20+ year evolution from young adult to, “Wow. I can’t believe I lived,” at least outside of one’s immediate family. When it does happen, though, the impact can be powerful. The devolution of Chasey Lain hits some of us much harder than others, somewhat appropriately today in a particularly distasteful genre for the next in the Risqué TOC collection of observations. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain Video, Audrey Aguilera Video, Alexa Aimes Video, Alura Jenson Video, Bree Blu Video, Natalia Starr Video, Tanya Tate Video, Cindy Cruz Video, Scarlet Banks Video] |
6/18/21 |
Cythereas Safe to Diddle[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
6/17/21 |
KylieIreland Remastering a Craft[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Amber Rayne Video] |
6/16/21 |
Shayla Posterior Themes | Thunder & Sluts[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Alexis DeVell Video, Kaylan Nicole Video] |
6/15/21 | Granted it represents the smallest of the Archive Volumes so far, but the Shayla LaVeaux posts tend to be rather complex undertakings — with many, many ties all across the commune. Consequently, announcing the Completion of Shayla’s Volume 5 and all its many, many videos still marks something of an achievement worth mentioning. Technically the last little piece needed was what we have cleverly called “Girl Power Rewired” which admittedly could lack a bit of our usual dazzle. Still, you try being brilliant with Shayla running around naked all day. It gets distracting. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video] |
6/14/21 |
GingerLynn Tear It Off [Her][STAR TAGS: Jennifer White Video] |
6/13/21 |
GingerLynn Claudia Valentine – Emma Snow – Tara Holiday – Sunny Lane – Angel Vain – Roxy Jezel… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
6/12/21 |
ReelRisque Still Kinda Dirty[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Rae Video] |
6/11/21 |
GingerLynn BJs & The Spot(Not a 70’s Cop Show) [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Divalicious Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Envy Mi Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Lyla Lei Video, Noah Angel Video] |
6/10/21 |
GingerLynn Weird is Good[STAR TAGS: Loni Legend Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
6/9/21 |
Cythereas Soaked Superly Anew[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Annie Cruz Video, Crystal Heart Video] |
6/7/21 | Most of us know what a surprise meeting with old friends feels like. Sadly, too few of us probably know what a surprise meeting of old friends having sex feels like on an emotional scale. Granted, Sarah Blake and Charlie Laine most definitely trip some switches on more than a pure emotional response scale, which makes them quite appropriate for this venue, of course. Still, finding forgotten moments from years before in your dusty memory banks has its own unique rush. You should all probably try to get your friends to have sex while you watch, come to think of it. Take some pictures, but don’t look at them for 10+ years. Then you’ll see what we mean. [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Charlie Laine Video] |
6/6/21 |
GingerLynn Many Shades of Great[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Rebecca Lord Video] |
6/5/21 | Although “Risqué Proper” has been publishing videos accessible in the now obligatory non-flash environment for several years, it turns out that some of our very earliest “TOC” features fell into that we were still hopeful they would figure it out period of time. … Well, they did not figure it out. Sigh. … Then someone wrote in and pointed out this truly sad fact, and so true to our commitment to membership euphoria, we have added that to our Modernization Strategy. We begin our journey with Filthy Fashion Models and the verification of a theory most of us have believed for a long time: You simply cannot have too much Ana Foxxx. [STAR TAGS: Ana Foxxx Video, Lotus Lain Video, Jenna Sativa Video, Yasmine de Leon Video, Kira Noir Video, Shyla Jenninigs Video] |
6/5/21 |
Shayla Going on “Holliday”[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Bionca Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Felecia Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Sydnee Steele Video, Tanya Danielle Video, Tina Cheri Video] |
6/4/21 | We cannot say for certain why a person would trade in a girlfriend with a name that sounds like a fancy Italian sports car in favor of one whose name sounds like a scented douche, but apparently it happens. Now granted in this case the decision comes amidst the same sort of other unbelievable things that you may generally find in an adult movie; we should mention that little detail. Still, people presumably hope for a lot of things that happen in these shows to come true in their real lives. Seems safe to bet that Dominica Leoni would be on that list somewhere for sure. [STAR TAGS: Dominica Leoni Video] |
6/3/21 |
GingerLynn Cheeks on the Outside[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
6/3/21 |
Cythereas Jolly Young St. Squirtalous[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
6/2/21 |
Cythereas Cytherea Takes a Gamble[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
6/1/21 |
Shayla The Crew Cut In[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
April 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
4/29/21 |
GingerLynn A Canyon of Christy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Christy Canyon Video] |
4/27/21 |
GingerLynn Friends with Girls[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Envy Mi Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Lyla Lei Video, Sassy Video] |
4/25/21 |
Cythereas Detained with Profit Motive | vids[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Hollie Stevens Video, Alicia Alighatti Video, Emily Evermoore Video] |
4/23/21 | A rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might come up with Petals in that case, which would in fact make you a winner today. Taken in the right light, therefore, we are almost as good as Shakespeare. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
4/22/21 | We tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, giving a gift “outside” your circle and immediate family. Giving something to hundreds or thousands of people that you will never, ever meet simply seems good, and we all need something to feel good about these days. Of course giving your grandma a gift may help you end up in her will, whereas giving to the Earth will not have this benefit. If the Earth dies, well … no need for a will. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon] |
4/21/21 |
Shayla Fans of Divergent Fables[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Lacy Rose Video] |
4/21/21 |
GingerLynn Christiana Cinn Talks | Twitches[STAR TAGS: Christiana Cinn Video] |
4/19/21 | When in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be more of an aspiration than some personal credo — albeit one with a very fine “asp” on display, come to think of it. … If you have a very strong preference for, and belief in, the type of modeling clay you prefer, would you then have a Play-Doh Credo? … These are the types of questions which remind us that we could perhaps need a nap. You might prefer an analysis of Makayla Cox and Rio Mariah before yours. … Hey! Come to think of it, we can blame it on Rio. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Makayla Cox Video, Rio Mariah Video] |
4/18/21 |
ReelRisque If Looks Could Thrill pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Lilly Banks Video] |
4/17/21 |
Shayla Amazing (and Friendly) Feats[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland] |
4/15/21 | Y’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with Mia Malkova it does tend to distract from really dull concepts like amortization of fixed assets. Mia does, however, possess some excellent assets. And she balances exceptionally well too, come to think of it. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Veronica Snow Video, Marly Brinx] |
4/14/21 |
GingerLynn Rhymes with Goonies[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video] |
4/13/21 |
GingerLynn Y’Know, That One Spot[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Amber Lynn Video, Annette Haven Video] |
4/11/21 |
GingerLynn Aubrey Gold – Taylor May – Carrie – Kianna Bradley – Ally Kay – Hyapatia Lee… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/11/21 |
GingerLynn The Icon in Rare HD[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
4/10/21 |
GingerLynn Maidens Numbering Ten[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
4/10/21 | So D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] |
4/8/21 |
GingerLynn One Just Got Away[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Melissa Jacobs Video] |
4/6/21 |
Cythereas Friends with Bad Bob | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Sasha Heart Video, Tessa Taylor Video] |
4/5/21 |
Shayla Seeking Sonya | vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
4/3/21 |
GingerLynn Book of Scraps[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacy Donovan Video, Lois Ayers Video] |
4/2/21 |
GingerLynn Angel of Her Eye[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Angel Video] |
4/1/21 | After careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they still look really pretty that way. [STAR TAGS: Blake Blossom Video, Lacey Lennon] |