Filed Under: Lyla Lei

April 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/16	Occam’s razor gets used to explain all sorts of different things in all sorts of highly complex situations. Of course Occam’s razor could also have helped him remove the hair from his face every morning, which does not always turn out to be a simple thing, depending upon the sharpness of the razor. See how confusing life can get? Fortunately, we just went with the simple explanation today. When you have Madison Ivy, how complicated do you really need to get after all? [STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video]
4/29/16	ReelRisque Student Loan Alternatives [STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video]
4/28/16	We have an NFL DRAFT PREDICTION: At no point over the next three days will you hear a team executive say, “Yeah, we really wanted this other guy, but somebody already took him. Then our second choice was gone too, so we took this third guy. He’s OK, I guess.” … Some of us have no idea how this move into voluntary indentureship can be fun to watch, but others do not understand how it cannot. Fortunately we all agree that Kristal Summers and Dee frolicking naked around the office provide excellent diversion, whether waiting for some commissioner to announce something or not. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
4/24/16	GingerLynn Jayden Cole – Devyn Heart – Cytherea – Kylie Nicole – Ashlyn Molloy – Aubrey Addams … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/23/16	Some quick Wikipedia research — which of course means the information could never, ever be wrong — led to us learning that the “Saturday Night at the Movies” concept debuted in 1961, well before almost everyone alive was even born certainly. Well, things theoretically evolved when everything went “Live” a decade and a half later, and they’re still doing that, so they must be happy. For our part, we decided to do our own twist on this celebratory weekend night. While we do not debut with Marilyn Monroe, we do have Inari Vachs and Cheyenne Silver who, let’s be honest, have significant fewer inhibitions than even the famous Ms. M. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Dee, Jewell Marceau, Michele Morgan]
4/22/16	Our leader has a special day in absentia today, so we called and asked the secret to his success so far. He said, “I learned as a young lad that it’s ‘Faster horses. Younger women. Older whiskey, and more money,’ although I will say that as you get older the order of the importance of those things may change.” … Naturally that made little sense to most of us, but happy is happy, so we went with it. So celebrate Cumpleaños del Jefe with us today, or if that means nothing to you, just enjoy the really excellent music and the stunning gallery of Dee on the beach. (She is not an old philosopher, of course.) [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Dee, Michael Ninn]
4/20/16	Shayla And the Thunder Rolls [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
4/18/16	247AdultStars No Bush in This Garden [STAR TAGS: Holly Kiss Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/17/16	GingerLynn Cameron Dee – Ruby Reyes – Erica Lauren – Vicky Vixen – Kirsten Price – Alice Lighthouse … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/15/16	CythereasWetWorld Plea to Please [STAR TAGS: Cytherea]
4/14/16	ReelRisque Sexy on the Mayne [STAR TAGS: Heidi Mayne]
4/10/16	GingerLynn Roxy Jezel – Missy Martinez – Francesca Le – Maya Hills – Allison Moore – Kylie Nicole … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/9/16	KylieIreland In Ginger We Lust (#20) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Ginger Lynn Audio]
4/8/16	ReelRisqué The Do Tell Hotel \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Jassie Video]
4/6/16	Sometimes it can take so long to explain a thing that by the time you’re done you’re not really sure if you have even explained that there is a thing. Of course silly things like linear reasoning have never really bogged us down too much around here, and bottom line we’re introducing a new “Full Movie Feature” at Risqué, so most people will probably just skip all the words trying to get to Cheyenne Silver anyway. In our inimitable — perhaps because people never really try to imitate us — fashion, we call it Mucking with the Muckity-Mucks. If you decide you have some extra time to worry about something, maybe put us on that list. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Felecia Video, Allysin Chaynes Video, Laurie Holmes Video, Liza Harper Video, Melissa Hill Video, Randi Rage Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Nikita, Becca]
4/3/16	GingerLynn Carrie – Rebecca Bardoux – Elizabeth Starr – Ariella Ferrera – Nikki Phoenix – Kimberly Chi … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/1/16	Some days you have an editorial plan, and after executing it you all just sit back and wonder at the marvel of its flawless implementation. Other times the effort results in more of a quizzical approach as one of you has the courage to say, “Golly, didn’t see that coming when we started the day.” Of course April Fool’s represents the perfect day for just such a result, so we went with it. We have Uncle Gibby, Lord Byron, and Elvis Presley. No joke. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Divalicious Video, Drew Hurlie video, Envy Mi video, Ivy Leaguez video, Lyla Lei Video]

October 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/14	Happy Halloween!! … In honor of the occasion, we have provided a vast selection of Potential Ghoul Friends for your consideration. Best of luck securing one of them, of course. Just a word of advice: Candy may not be quite enough. You could need tequila. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
10/25/14	A squirting theme seems to have overtaken the office, a situation that seems to happen every time someone new (that has never seen such a thing) joins the team. Fortunately we have many good guides for the phenomenon by now, and with a little Angela Stone on loan from Michael Ninn we can provide superlative illustration. Oh, her gush! … As it were. [STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn]
10/20/14	If you lose a bet on a football game, you have less money than you had hoped for, but that usually sums up the bulk of your problem. If, however, you really, really “hate the Cowboys” and you base your entire approach on them losing a game they have not played yet, well, you’d rather have just lost money. Several people contribute to a typical risqué post, and the articles sometimes get turned in days before actual publication. Yeah, well, that can suck sometimes. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantell Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/16/14	Recent emails on whole seem to note a recent penchant for, as one author put it, “not serious hardcore action” in our diaries. Now while risqué proper does indeed meander about any number of topics from basically PG all the way to certainly not, we do appreciate people taking the time to write in regardless. Honestly, only a very small percentage of members ever do that, and we thank him/them for the contact. To point we will remind them to keep eyes — and whatever other body parts — on the other Risque Commune sites too, but we also dug up some Decidedly NOT Fluffy observations this time out. If things start looking a little tame at your house, invite Audrey Hollander over. We’re just sayin’ … [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Aurora Snow, Lyla Lei, Nicki Hunter Video, Michael Ninn]
10/8/14	Apparently we decided to make it an entire birthday week, thus extending our celebratory mood. Of course we like few things as much as a celebration, so that may not come as a surprise to any members that know us. On the other hand, we do not always celebrate with Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Keri Windsor, and even Phaedra Alexis, so we count this as a special one. We did miss Julia Ann on her birthday, though, because even we cannot have everything. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Kitty Yung Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Keri Windsor, Phaedra Alexis, Gary “Helmetcam Man” Gray]
10/5/14	A couple of important birthdays highlight this day at the risqué offices, one for a famous person, and the other for an individual almost no one even knows exists. Since the star looks a lot better naked than the unknown person, we decided to just stick with what works and concentrate completely on Juli Ashton. Basically, that’s how we are. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Griffin Drew Video, Cheyenne]
10/1/14	Porn Stars come in many flavors — and we mean that metaphorically here, so you might need to take a moment to clean up that thought process. … You’ll find all varieties of sexy, obviously, but you’ll also find personality ranges from friendly and kind to arrogant and rude. You’ll run across some very smart ones, and occasionally you will find one that appears to have the mental acumen of a pencil, assuming she or he happens to be old enough to remember what “pencil” means. Personalities in this industry pretty much mirror everyday life with any group, so you very, very rarely find a truly Sweet person. You treasure them when you do, though because they sure can be good friends. We named ours Taren Steele, and she turned out to be a “Fountain” of many things, not the least of which being memorable. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video]

Stars:Alexis DeVell| Angela Stone| Audrey Hollander| Aurora Snow| Cheyenne| Cytherea| Gary "Helmetcam Man" Gray| Griffin Drew| Juli Ashton| Kaylan Nicole| Keri Windsor| Kitty Yung| Kristal Summers| Lyla Lei| Michael Ninn| Nicki Hunter| Nikita| Phaedra Alexis| Shayla LaVeaux| Taren Steele| Vicca

Year:2014

Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, KristalSummers.com, Shayla.com

March 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/10	We called this entry about Tenaya “The Heart of Talk and Stroll” — well — because we’re just weird that way. In addition, we will occasionally plug 80’s bands because — well — honestly we have no idea. We can’t figure that one out ourselves most of the time, but it presumably makes somewhat more sense than the Rodney Carrington references you’ll also find in these pages. Nonetheless, when you’re showing a bit of Tenaya’s spectacular private life, nobody’s really going to read the title anyway, chances are. If you do read, however, you’ll learn even more about the lovely lass. Also, you’ll learn to enjoy words like nonetheless. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya]
3/24/10	Apparently they changed a flat tire, saw lots and lots of old friends that happen to make adult movies for a living, and ate fast foot. That would be the seriously abridged version of Lon’s Adult Entertainment Expo experience this year. However, if you have been fortunate enough to become a Member of any of the Risqué Commune avenues, you know how much we hate doing things too quickly when it comes to any adult behavior, so you can once again rest assured that we’ve provided insight and illustration you simply won’t find anywhere else. We prefer to think that other people all get it wrong, if you’re wondering how that often seems to be the case here. [STAR TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Rayveness, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Julia Ann, Ginger Lynn, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Nina Hartley, Stormy Daniels, Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video]
3/19/10	Purists among us might point out that we should probably have uploaded this particular “Celebrate the Irish” post a couple of days ago, but there are just way too many people out there dedicated to Tradition simply for the sake of Tradition. Don’t you think? … Consequently we’ve decided to march to our own drummer around here. (There’s a big shock, right?) And just as soon as we manage to find our drummer we’re going to start working out some new routines. You can count on it. … On a completely unrelated note, have you ever noticed that even if you’re not drinking green beer — on the beach — in the heat — after enough of it, all the people still seem to start turning various shades of green? … Science is interesting. [STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video]
3/16/10	Recently it came to our attention that we do not say, “Oh, Bollocks!” nearly enough around the office. Consequently we have resolved to remedy this situation just as quickly as possible. (Technically we had to first resolve to have resolutions on days other than New Year’s, but why get bogged down in details really?) … And speaking of details, Maverick shares a great many of them today in his “Day 2 of the AEE” post on 247AdultStars. Sadly we didn’t actually find any “nonsense” or “rubbish” — which seems to be how dictionary.com defines “bollocks” for us — so we couldn’t use the term in the ever-pithy commentary on those posts from our leader. On the upside, the reference source did say that term often has a “vulgar” connotation, and that should be something we have no trouble working with around here. It’s good to have a plan. [STAR TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Adult Entertainment Expo, Lexi Love, Katie Kox, Kayden Kross, Sasha Grey, AJ Bailey, Savanna Samson, Lexi Belle, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video]
3/11/10	Some things are just filthy. Have you noticed? Sometimes, it seems, however, this appears to be the goal. Well, it’s good to have a plan, and Audrey Hollander does have a unique way of celebrating her birthday, we’ll give her that. Sometimes D.Minion doesn’t need to do much more than tell it like it was … [STAR TAGS: Lyla Lei, Audrey Hollander, Aurora Snow, Michael Ninn]
3/6/10	You can find many good reasons to live in Los Angeles, but the colorful people have to be at least near the top of every list. In this economy most big cities will have scroungy-looking people on street corners looking for some money for some reason or another. However, in LA last week we saw a guy with a sign that said, “Need $4.01 for a soy latte.” … Across the street from this fellow was another chap with a sign that said, “Gulf War Veteran. Need a WIFE. Will accept cash.” … You gotta love LA. They could never put the “reality” here on television and have anyone believe it. Speaking of which, we give another dose of our “too strange for prime time” reality with an update on Penny Flame and some “Sanity” advice from Dee. Try wrapping your head around that one. [STAR TAGS: Penny Flame Video, Charlie Laine, Monique Alexander]
3/2/10	So here’s the deal: D.Minion gets very, very excited when she gets to go on the road with one of the girls, and so her reports from these adventures tend to ramble a bit. In the piece that follows, we go from puppies to school girls, to the birthdays of 70’s television stars and how to get free lap dances at strip clubs. Consequently, we’ll give you a hint: In the first paragraph there is a picture of Dee. This will be the only picture accompanying the article proper. Just on the off chance that somebody might want to hit that handy-dandy camera icon at the top of the page, and jump to directly to the rest of the photos, that will be useful information to remember. … If you decide to exercise this option, however, and D.Minion ever asks you about it. Lie to her. … That’s what we do. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]

November 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/07	There has been a very long debate over the difference between Art and Pornography, and in our little world perhaps the best explanation we’ve ever heard came from Gloria Leonard quoting someone (she sort of forgot to mention exactly whom, as we recall) that “The difference between art and pornography is the lighting.” … Well, politics aside, that works for us, although some would probably consider us not the best barometer of the topic, since we clearly have no problem with either. … With that in mind, then we’ll offer up some of the new talent around the office here and their “artistic” interpretations of the female nude. And since the female happens to be Shayla LaVeaux we certainly have no problem with that either. Basically, it just seems like there are enough problems in life, and you shouldn’t have to go out of your way to find some more. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
11/25/07	We apparently have some A.J. Bailey fans hanging around here, or perhaps they just really, really like libraries. Whatever the case they set us upon a trail to find a bit more … um … interactive exercise from the budding archival scientist. What with the odd inclination of some people NOT to watch American football on television, or better yet attend a game personally, it seemed like a pleasant diversion featuring A.J. and Hillary Scott might be a bit more up their alley – so to speak. Modern libraries probably have a lesbian section, right? [FEATURED TAGS: A.J. Bailey, Hillary Scott]
11/22/07	So we had to go to Arizona to get some materials on a story about London. … Hey, we keep telling you truth is stranger than fiction. … Anyway, we decided to employ a few of the images in our typically heartfelt, empathetic, and divinely warm holiday greeting. … That seemed reasonable, seeing as how the rest of the employees seem to think they deserve the day off. Instead of thinking of obtaining some foreign workers around here, though, we’ll just wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and blame all of the wackiness on D.Minion and Bijou being in a hurry to get to the food. To paraphrase a “Wilde” foreigner, as a matter of fact, “In matters of great importance, style and not sincerity is the vital ingredient.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
11/19/07	At any time in the day (these days) you’ll almost certainly be able to find a television announcer using the preface “At the end of the day …” for whatever pithy commentary they’re trying to espouse. Now we’re not sure when this happened; we’re not sure how it happened; we’re not even sure why it happened. We do think it’s interesting that no one seems to be much interested in “the beginning of the day” anymore – which probably just underscores the over-emphasis on results and not effort in modern society, at least it seems to us. … What have they done for us lately? … Right? … Toward that goal, then, we’ve decided not to wait on our “Fearless” (although most of us around here use “Frazzled” as the acceptable “F” term) Leader to continue the hopefully fascinating look at Women in Porn. Instead, we thought we’d look at a woman in porn, she being the Maverick discovery Suzie Best. In response to questioning, Maverick did indicate that he has BTS video with Ms. Best, and then we can wax philosophical anew. Until then we’ll just appreciate Suzie at the end of the day … or at the first of the day … or pretty much anytime we figure. Besides in the final analysis, if they’re going to change the phrase to “at the end of the day” shouldn’t we then be asking, “At the end of which day?” [FEATURED TAGS: Suzie Best Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
11/17/07	Hmm. Well we got distracted from our regularly scheduled discussion of the various types of women that decide to get into the porn business by … well … some of those types. We’ll explain more before we begin today, but we can say at the outset that Heather Vuur can be quite persuasive, and it’s not just because she happens to look wonderful naked. … OK. That probably doesn’t hurt her causes, but that’s not the only reason we tend to listen to Heather. … Probably. … Maybe. [FEATURED TAGS: A.J. Bailey, Jewel, Risque News Insight]
11/11/07	We know you probably don’t have much time today, what with needing to get busy rooting for your favorite NFL team to either win (because you believe they can actually make it to the Super Bowl) or lose (because you’ve seen the Patriots play and you might as well line things up for next year’s draft now). Unfortunately for all of us that see the Big Picture and just wish to fold our hand for the year, all those folks that currently work for the team this year still want to have a job next year, and so they keep trying to win. … Creeps. … So we’ll appreciate a little half-time entertainment courtesy of Kristal Summers and Jassie, and we’ll lament all those people that confuse “what’s good for the team” with “what’s good for the team that still keeps paying me.” Something’s in the details, but maybe we don’t remember what correctly. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Jassie Video, Exclusive Video]
11/7/07	You know what happens when British Citizens fall in love? Well in A Fish Called Wanda John Cleese ended up with Jamie Lee Curtis, so this probably isn’t as good as that ending – probably. Still, when British Porno Citizens fall in love you get to see a whole lot more gratuitous nudity than you can with your basic Jamie Lee movie. Now we’re not entirely certain that this explains what has happened, but it’s as good a reason as we can figure for the all out Give it our (Suzie) Best season we seem to be entering. Hey, it’s cold, mucky, and gray (or more accurately grey) in London. They need to keep themselves busy. [FEATURED TAGS: Suzie Best Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
11/5/07	Presumably when you think of “Ghetto” the word “Fabulous” isn’t the first thing that pops into your mind. Of course, you’re likely not looking at it through the eyes of Michael Ninn, and you’re probably not adequately taking in the references to Elvis Presley and Donny Osmond. It’s another one of those weird days with D.Minion on Set, can you tell? And of course there’s the very cleverly disguised BONUS material you can uncover today, as if the 160+ pictures and unique video moments weren’t enough. … OK. It’s really not all that cleverly disguised, since it’s basically a link that says “Bonus” on it, but you still have to look for it, and that will hopefully distract you from some of the anticipated oddness. Maybe not, but hope springs eternal we hear. [FEATURED TAGS: Eva Angelina Video, Mika Tan Video, Lyla Lei, Ashley Brooks, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
11/2/07	D.Minion has a dilemma that she needs your help with. For some reason (and this would be another one of those issues it’s best not to ask too many questions about) she almost religiously reads Diane Mott Davidson’s mystery series about a caterer in Boulder, Colorado that keeps finding herself in the middle of murder investigations. OK. So we pretty much consider these story lines credible to the same extent that we believe all of the stories in Penthouse Forum, but DM seems to like them – almost certainly because of the presence of more than a few canine characters in the tales. … Well, apparently in a recent novel, Ms. Davidson introduced a stray named “Latte” that apparently inexplicably disappeared in the following book. So if any of you have any idea how the stray happened to stray again and could let D.Minion know, she might be able to ease her psychic pain a bit. (Although don’t try making jokes about it just going out for coffee. We tried that. … About some things our fine Minion has very little sense of humor.) For our part we asked Nurse Kristal, and then she got completely out of the nurse costume during her Cam Show Video. … And then we forgot the question. Hey, it worked for us. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Stars:A.J. Bailey| Ashley Brooks| Devinn Lane| Eva Angelina| Hillary Scott| Jassie| Jewel| Kristal Summers| Lyla Lei| Mika Tan| Shayla LaVeaux| Suzie Best

Year:2007

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